I'm Going to a Nudist Club ._.

[Chris]

I'm going to a nudist club tomorrow night with a friend.

My best friend somehow managed to persuade me to join him, and I finally said yes. I'm a bit nervous, but I think it'll be interesting. :|

Have you ever tried anything like that?

[NeoCracker]

Why would you actively try to convince your friend to get them into a situation to see them naked? The situation could only be seen as Awkward or Creepy on the part of the person getting convinced. O_O

[Loony BoB]

I have never tried anything like that. I don't think I would, either. I'm comfortable enough with my body, I suppose, but just how comfortable I am with other people's bodys could lead to very awkward situations! I don't plan on being naked in front of anyone but Danielle.

[Shiny]

No but I am going to a nudist beach with my bf and a few friends. No it will will not turn in to an orgy.

[Jinx]

Don't even pretend like you ain't excited, Chris.

[Shorty]

Absolutely not.

[Faris]

Oh yes, all the time No, definitely not. I have a hard enough time being naked when I'm alone in an empty house with all the windows shut.

To each their own :monster:

[Pheesh]

My house is a nudist club.

[Inferno]

And... what do people do in a nudist club ?!

[Ultima Shadow]

And... what do people do in a nudist club ?!

...I'd like to know this as well.

[NeoCracker]

Probably what you do at a normal club. :p

[Pheesh]

Probably what you do at a normal club. :p

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkh6tnY7Z1qj44ruo1_500.gif

[Psychotic]

I don't know. It depends on your definition of "Nudist Club". I mean, it's certainly a club, and I definitely get naked, but I don't know how the Japanese businessmen slapping me and pelting me with cream cakes would fit in with what you're talking about.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Nope, not my thing. I'd feel very awkward and uncomfortable with my goods on display for random strangers...

[kotora]

I don't know. It depends on your definition of "Nudist Club". I mean, it's certainly a club, and I definitely get naked, but I don't know how the Japanese businessmen slapping me and pelting me with cream cakes would fit in with what you're talking about.

Have you been getting into the recent 'slamming' (http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/the-week-long-meth-fuelled-sex-parties-taking-over-londons-gay-scene) fad that's swept over the UK?

[Chris]

I would also like to know what they expect me to do once I'm there. :eep:

[Shorty]

You know. You know.

[Chris]

I'm taking pics, even if it is not allowed.

[Shorty]

Then I can finally ban you in the name of your transgressions against the food forum!

[Inferno]

I'm taking pics, even if it is not allowed.
Why don't you ducktape a gopro on your pubis

[Calliope]

Sit around, judging people?

[Yar]

I've never been to a nudist club...

But I have been to hot springs here in Japan. You go in the buff. I was really fucking nervous before I went. But tbh once my clothes were totally off, I actually started to calm down. It's no big deal, really. It was actually quite comfortable.

Americans are really weird about nudity.

[Chris]

Then I can finally ban you in the name of your transgressions against the food forum!
Silly woman! He won't be awake! Although I wonder if I'll be able to keep Mr Jones under control.

[noxious.sunshine]

A nudist club? The hell? OH.. A strip club.... Right?

I've been to one. 'Cuz for some reason my ex & I were friends with a stripper. She wasn't that cute. In fact, she was chubby. XD We went with her one night. I went to the bathroom where they get dressed and they were all doing lines of whatever. My ex would always say "Man. I'll go into a strip club with $20 and leave with $19".. I'm like "..... You're wrong. In so many ways."

lmao the BF said the first time he went to one down here in TN, he was like "WTF? Since when is a C-Section scar considered exotic?"

I've been to a gay bar. Wooo! My sister took me to a drag show for my 18th birthday. Wasn't all that great.

[Chris]

OH.. A strip club.... Right?

GOD, NO! Dancing, naked, women... It's like my worst nightmare. :(

[Parker]

can't wait to read your orgy thread after you return

[Venom65437]

Definitely tell us all about it!

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm taking pics, even if it is not allowed.
Where would you keep your camera?

:shifty:

[TrollHunter]

I'm taking pics, even if it is not allowed.
Where would you keep your camera?

:shifty:

That's.... actually a very good question I don't want the answer to.

[noxious.sunshine]

I find it ironic... And maybe disturbing that you have Winnie the Pooh for a sig & you're going to a strip club. XD

Hey. If you're a chick, just shove that ish in your bra. Duhhhhh. It's also called a "cell phone".. Usually they have cameras on them. JS. ^_^;;;;

[Værn]

If I was ever to go to a nudist club, I would make a comment about how embarrassing it must be that everyone showed up wearing the same outfit.

[Tasura]

A nudist club? The hell? OH.. A strip club.... Right?

Sadly no, a Nudist Club is not a Strip Club. In a Nudist Club, EVERYONE is naked, patrons and staff alike. In a Strip Club, only some of the dancers get naked.

[Unbreakable Will]

If I was ever to go to a nudist club, I would make a comment about how embarrassing it must be that everyone showed up wearing the same outfit.
I... you...

:twak:

[Pumpkin]

I've never been, but I had a friend who went. She was trying to face her bad self esteem issues by 'putting it all out there' and fully expected to be embarrassed. She told me it was pretty awkward, but her plan worked because everyone had put everything out there, flaws and all, and once you got past the whole naked thing, which wasn't so hard to do because EVERYONE was naked, it was just like a regular party.

She did avoid sitting on any furniture though.

[noxious.sunshine]

OHHHHH.......

Yeah I'll pass on that'n. lulz. My bad, dawg.

[Chris]

It actually wasn't very bad. There was nothing sexual about it, even though everybody was judging each other with their eyes, there was a cosy and relaxed atmosphere.

[kotora]

Does the experience have some kind of added value compared to going to a normal club? Would you do it again? Where did you leave your clothes? Is there some kind of wardrobe counter at the entrance where you just hand in your entire outfit? Or did you just wear a pervert raincoat with nothing underneath on your way to the club?

[Venom65437]

Does the experience have some kind of added value compared to going to a normal club? Would you do it again? Where did you leave your clothes? Is there some kind of wardrobe counter at the entrance where you just hand in your entire outfit? Or did you just wear a pervert raincoat with nothing underneath on your way to the club?

PLEASE tell us you wore the pervert raincoat. I hope you didn't forget the hat and boots. That completes the outfit! :love:

[Citizen Bleys]

I'm taking pics, even if it is not allowed.
Where would you keep your camera?

:shifty:

http://www.bleysmaynard.net/memes/bigger.jpg

[Chemical]

I've been to a few nudist clubs/beaches and clothing optional festivals. It's really NBD until you make it one.

Usually you have a few drinks and chat about some menial bullshit like any other social watering hole and dance if you do so feel enclined. And, no, watching tits and dicks flop around isn't particularly appealing, but it loses its novelty and you don't really notice (I've been getting publically naked a long time).