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Chris
06-20-2013, 05:18 PM
When I was a kid, I seriously thought that Hobbits were real. But then again, I also wanted to attend Hogwarts and be a Blitzball superstar, so...

Things you thought were real, but aren't. :(

Night Fury
06-20-2013, 05:22 PM
Hobbits are real, and so is Hogwarts.

Pike
06-20-2013, 05:23 PM
I thought Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were real until I was about 15.

Jinx
06-20-2013, 05:23 PM
I'm about as close to a real life Hobbit as you can get.

Chris
06-20-2013, 05:26 PM
At least you're not a bearded Dwarf.

Night Fury
06-20-2013, 05:27 PM
Sam for Hairiest Feet Ciddie.

zx12y
06-20-2013, 05:30 PM
I seriously raised my hand and asked if hobbits are real in 6th grade. Teacher basically said "maybe".

Jinx
06-20-2013, 05:32 PM
Sam for Hairiest Feet Ciddie.

This is probably too close to the truth. :(

Pumpkin
06-20-2013, 05:42 PM
I thought Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were real until I was about 15.

But they are :confused:

Pheesh
06-20-2013, 05:56 PM
When I was younger I wrote a letter to Hogwarts asking why I hadn't received my letter of acceptance, positive that they had made some kind of mistake.

Mahad
06-20-2013, 06:13 PM
I thought my version of Santa was real.
I also thought ghosts were real.

DMKA
06-20-2013, 07:41 PM
At least you're not a bearded Dwarf.

But they're smexy.

Psychotic
06-20-2013, 08:14 PM
I used to believe in Canada until the age of about 14.

Pike
06-20-2013, 08:21 PM
I used to believe in Canada until the age of about 14.

I still don't believe in Wales.

Psychotic
06-20-2013, 08:34 PM
I justify that one because otherwise there would be no answer to the question "Where do sheep come from?"

noxious.sunshine
06-20-2013, 08:34 PM
I'm about as close to a real life Hobbit as you can get.


Yep. Me too. I'm hella short. Just no hairy feet going on.

The toothfairy that visited me was no jip. I got $20 for each tooth instead of a quarter.

I still think mermaids exist. And ghosts. ;p

EDIT:

There was a species of humans discovered in Indonesia that were nicknamed "Hobbits" back in 2003. They grew to be around 3'7".

Jinx
06-20-2013, 08:37 PM
It's not just about being short, NS. It's much, much more than that.

Shauna
06-20-2013, 08:39 PM
Do you enjoy the occasional second breakfast?

noxious.sunshine
06-20-2013, 08:40 PM
Oh is it? Enlighten me?

lolz ... I do enjoy the occasional second breakfast. And beer. But i'm not on a quest for a ring.... Oh wait. I could be. Just not going to Mordor for that ish.

Jinx
06-20-2013, 08:42 PM
It's all about the hobbit way of life.

Shauna's on the right track.

Pike
06-20-2013, 08:42 PM
I justify that one because otherwise there would be no answer to the question "Where do sheep come from?"

New Zealand, obviously.

I'm sure BoB can fill us in on the details.

Psychotic
06-20-2013, 08:47 PM
New Zealand has only existed for 32 years though. Where did the sheep come from before then?!

Pike
06-20-2013, 08:50 PM
Damn, you're right. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I BELIEVE ANYMORE

Denmark
06-20-2013, 09:28 PM
Where did the sheep come from before then?!

Wales or Scotland, I thought

Mirage
06-20-2013, 10:29 PM
Do you enjoy the occasional second breakfast?

We have second breakfasts every day at work. I am not kidding.

Jinx
06-20-2013, 11:08 PM
I'm American. I eat second breakfast all the time.

Chris
06-20-2013, 11:11 PM
Sam, I always thought you were from suburban London :confused:

Pike
06-20-2013, 11:18 PM
Where did the sheep come from before then?!

Wales or Scotland, I thought

We ruled out Wales as not existing earlier in the thread. STEP IT UP

Pheesh
06-21-2013, 12:14 AM
I justify that one because otherwise there would be no answer to the question "Where do sheep come from?"

New Zealand, obviously.

I'm sure BoB can fill us in on the details.

Don't start down this path, because if we start saying crazy things like "New Zealand is real" then we're officially saying "Hobbits and Ents and BoB's are real." It's a can of worms, I tell ya.

Jinx
06-21-2013, 12:32 AM
Sam, I always thought you were from suburban London :confused:

are u serious right now

Sephex
06-21-2013, 12:44 AM
Sam, I always thought you were from suburban London :confused:

are u serious right now

This is what happens when you talk about Doctor Who too much, Sam. Go eat your tea and crumpets now. ****, man...white people.

Raistlin
06-21-2013, 01:14 AM
When I saw the thread title, I thought it was going to be about new discoveries of human evolutionary history (http://io9.com/a-long-anthropological-debate-may-be-on-the-cusp-of-res-512864731), which suggest that there was a human-like dwarf species in existence for some time.

So yes, hobbits were real, but they died out because of their shortness and hairy feet and their home being destroyed by Sauron's forces.

Aulayna
06-21-2013, 01:53 AM
Some of my teachers from back when I was at school are living proof that Hobbits are real.

Jinx
06-21-2013, 01:56 AM
So yes, hobbits were real, but they died out because of their shortness and hairy feet and their home being destroyed by Sauron's forces.

Actually it was Saruman who destroyed our home. :shobon:

Tardar Sauce
06-21-2013, 03:16 AM
I thought Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny were real until I was about 15.

They were... until I got ahold of them.

Unbreakable Will
06-21-2013, 05:28 AM
I used to think I was real.

Quindiana Jones
06-21-2013, 05:32 AM
My dad got a load of mince out of the freezer and told me it was dinosaur meat.

Genuinely believed him.

Pheesh
06-21-2013, 08:23 AM
My dad got a load of mince out of the freezer and told me it was dinosaur meat.

Genuinely believed him.

Reminded me of this xD (http://youtu.be/mMLRg8xSgjs?t=1m22s)

Shlup
06-21-2013, 06:35 PM
My husband is clearly a descendant of Hobbits. Just look at his feet and you will know that Hobbits were at least real at one time.

Mirage
06-21-2013, 09:51 PM
When I was in 5th grade, I asked my teacher if quantum mechanics were real.

noxious.sunshine
06-22-2013, 05:56 AM
So I'm still not clssified as a hobbit?

Shorty
06-23-2013, 07:35 PM
Danny DeVito is a real life example that hobbits walk among us daily.

theundeadhero
06-26-2013, 07:34 AM
Don't start down this path, because if we start saying crazy things like "New Zealand is real" then we're officially saying "Hobbits and Ents and BoB's are real." It's a can of worms, I tell ya.Yeah, come on. We found out a few years ago that BoB is a bot. We had to just recently step him down from staff for a week to do some maintenance.

noxious.sunshine
06-26-2013, 09:24 AM
Add Joe Pesci to that list. Ha!

The Summoner of Leviathan
06-26-2013, 09:41 AM
Canada is real. :(