Ladies and Gents, Raise Your Legs...

[Pheesh]

And squeeze out the most celebratory fart you can, because today is officially everyone's favourite Geordie's Birthday!!

That's right, today the lovely Locky turns the big 21! So send her all the love and best wishes you can, and flood this thread with her favourite smiley :poo:

Happy Birthday Monkey, I hope you enjoy the fart in a jar I got you :3

[Jinx]

Happy Birthday to :poo:
Happy Birthday to :poo:
You live in Newcastle
But you're still okay, I guess


Happy Birthday, girl. :)

[Agent Proto]

Happy birthday, Locky! :poo:

[Aulayna]

Repeat after me Phil: "wey shus me bord"

Happy Birthday Locky!

[Pike]

Happy birthday! :jess:

[Pumpkin]

Happy birthday :D

[Denmark]

Happy birthday, Locky! Enjoy!

[The Man]

Happy birthday an' shit :monster:

[Night Fury]

You had to make it about trumps didn't you?! *shakes fist* :stare:


Thank you dudes and dudettes of EoFF! I will party like a rockstar today!

[Quindiana Jones]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
your ass is brown,
that's kind of gross, you need to shower more. :(

Happy birthday, my half-countysibling. Have a bath.

[Rantz]

WEY AYE

Happy birthday dearest daughter! :love: I forgot how many ponies you wanted, so I just got you a hundred. With wings. Hope that's okay :jess:

[Loony BoB]

And squeeze out the most celebratory fart you can, because today is officially everyone's favourite Geordie's Birthday!
She's not my favourite Geordie. ;) So I'll skip the farting bit. :D

Snappy smurfday, Tara. :D

[DanielCLFFF13]

Happy Birthday Locky! Wish you all the best! :)
Once again 44066

[Tigmafuzz]

[09:15] <Lockharted> ride him like seabiscuit


:happybday

[Madame Adequate]

Yeah yeah if you want seeing to on your birthday then Steve's on hand yeah yeah

[Pheesh]

:stare:

[Hollycat]

Happy Birthday.

[Shauna]

Happy Birthday! I hope you have had a great day!

Welcome to the world of being old.

[Night Fury]

I have had a lovely day indeed!

Except for the part where I thought my family were throwing a surprise party and I ended up having a very Kristen Bell-esque birthday meltdown/panic attack. I'm sure I'll find it funny next year.....

[Formalhaut]

Happy smurfing birthday Locky!!!! :D