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Quindiana Jones
06-21-2013, 04:40 PM
If witches couldn't fly brooms, they might drive hearses. If a werewolf couldn't run, how would it get about? If a vampire couldn't turn into a bat, how could they go to Lidl? If he wasn't so mobiley impaired, do you think Frankenstein's monster would ride a bike?
Discuss alternative means of transport for mythical beings in this painfully transparent excuse to use a troutty pun.
Centaurs obviously have it made.
Quindiana Jones
06-21-2013, 05:04 PM
What other means of transport, you willy. This is a very serious thread and I demand you take it seriously. :colbert:
They'd have to find a way to evolve into a Pegataur so that they could fly as well.
Quindiana Jones
06-21-2013, 06:05 PM
That would be awesome.
Pumpkin
06-22-2013, 02:06 AM
Um...bus?
Psychotic
06-22-2013, 10:02 AM
A giant katamari of zombies.
Does anyone else remember the AMAZING movie "Hocus Pocus" which involved a witch riding a vacuum?
Does anyone else remember the AMAZING movie "Hocus Pocus" which involved a witch riding a vacuum?
I doooooooo
Psychotic
06-22-2013, 10:51 AM
Does anyone else remember the AMAZING movie "Hocus Pocus" which involved a witch riding a vacuum?I don't get who would name their child Thackery.
Rantz
06-22-2013, 10:53 AM
I have pondered this thread for about 15 minutes. The best pun I've come up with is:
If ghouls couldn't walk aimlessly... They'd ride a wail.
Chris
06-22-2013, 02:53 PM
Just ride it, you little bitch. "Public transportation", to avoid scuffs. *Gulp*
This is not a pun, but a suiting statement that I often make.
Shorty
06-23-2013, 06:19 PM
Hocus Pocus is amazing!
I'd like to see a mummy riding a mummified horse.
Chris
06-23-2013, 10:19 PM
Hocus Pocus is amazing!
I'd like to see a mummy riding a mummified horse.
no go away or I will ban you
Shorty
06-23-2013, 10:24 PM
That's cute. :shobon:
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