Witch's Hearse

[Quindiana Jones]

If witches couldn't fly brooms, they might drive hearses. If a werewolf couldn't run, how would it get about? If a vampire couldn't turn into a bat, how could they go to Lidl? If he wasn't so mobiley impaired, do you think Frankenstein's monster would ride a bike?

Discuss alternative means of transport for mythical beings in this painfully transparent excuse to use a troutty pun.

[Jinx]

Centaurs obviously have it made.

[Quindiana Jones]

What other means of transport, you willy. This is a very serious thread and I demand you take it seriously. :colbert:

[Jinx]

They'd have to find a way to evolve into a Pegataur so that they could fly as well.

[Quindiana Jones]

That would be awesome.

[Pumpkin]

Um...bus?

[Psychotic]

A giant katamari of zombies.

[Pike]

Does anyone else remember the AMAZING movie "Hocus Pocus" which involved a witch riding a vacuum?

[Jinx]

Does anyone else remember the AMAZING movie "Hocus Pocus" which involved a witch riding a vacuum?

I doooooooo

[Psychotic]

Does anyone else remember the AMAZING movie "Hocus Pocus" which involved a witch riding a vacuum?I don't get who would name their child Thackery.

[Rantz]

I have pondered this thread for about 15 minutes. The best pun I've come up with is:

If ghouls couldn't walk aimlessly... They'd ride a wail.

[Chris]

Just ride it, you little bitch. "Public transportation", to avoid scuffs. *Gulp*

This is not a pun, but a suiting statement that I often make.

[Shorty]

Hocus Pocus is amazing!

I'd like to see a mummy riding a mummified horse.

[Chris]

Hocus Pocus is amazing!

I'd like to see a mummy riding a mummified horse.
no go away or I will ban you

[Shorty]

That's cute. :shobon: