The world of Eyesoneros and Effos

[Agent Proto]

Okay, so I'm pretty sure that a couple of you might be interested in this.

I've created a blank world that is styled after the world of Game of Thrones. It's not Westeros and Essos, but on this map, they're Eyesoneros and Effos.

Anyway, do you want to stake claim of land? Well, you can't. However, you can claim an area as your own as your starting point. It shall be your castle/village/town/city/capital of your territory. We'll start off small, and as we grow in number of towns, eventually your territory may grow in size. You may even conquer neighboring towns if they are relatively smaller or weaker. I don't know how that may work, but it will be at my discretion to determine whether you take over another city under your rule when we advance.

Anyway, after the first five take claim of where to place a city, I'll update the map, and will continue to do so after every other five claims on the world. You can name your place however you like!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/proto3k2/eyesoneros-n-efefos-map_zpscd979cbe.png

[Rantz]

I wanna start in Pentos! Let's call it... Pantos.

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/images/thumb/a/a3/Free_Cities.png/300px-Free_Cities.png

[Pheesh]

I want the southernmost point on the map so I can call it the Down-Underverse.

[Jinx]

Is what the two islands under the Eastern Continent. I can call them Boobs.

[Rantz]

You should at least make it fit the world and call them The Teats or something. :colbert:

[Jinx]

Actually

I take that back

I want my claim of land to be The Reach. Except it will be The Reach-Around.

HAPPY PANTS?

[Rantz]

You don't get that much land, Teats.

[Jinx]

It's one little circle of land in the middle of the country!

[Agent Proto]

You can't claim lands, you'll have to place a point where you want as a starting point.

[Jinx]

THE REACH-AROUND.

[Pheesh]

WINTERPHIL!!

[Hollycat]

I want that tiny island at the top, I shall call it Equestria.

Tis a silly place.

[Agent Proto]

Okay, let me be clear.

FOR SMURF'S SAKE, YOU CAN'T NAME THE TERRITORY YET, JUST YOUR TOWN. SO NO REACH-AROUNDS OR EQUESTRIAS JUST YET

• Claim a spot as your city.
• Within time, your claim (territory) on the land will grow. If your claim is on an island, you may immediately take over that island if no other city is present on that island.

[Jinx]

I want to start IN THE REACH, PROTO. :p

[Formalhaut]

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The red dot signifies where my city is going to be.

The city shall be called Bunasa, and it shall be the place for airship enthusiasts, antique gun enthusiasts and a safe haven for sky pirates.

If no-one else bothers claiming the island, then I want the island to also be called Strahl.

It's obvious that I'm going for a Balthier theme isn't it? Am I doing it right Proto?

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, Formy has the right idea.

[Agent Proto]

Map Update.

http://i.imgur.com/4J9mVQi.png

[Jinx]

Fine. Then my CITY shall be called Margaery's Teats, and once I've conquered The Reach, it will be The Reach-Around.

[Agent Proto]

Teats it will be. Margaery or anyone from Game of Thrones don't exist in this world of ours.

[Jinx]

>:(

[Hollycat]

fine, my city shall be on the southernmost tip of the northernmost island and shall be called Canterlot and shall be a silly place.

[Agent Proto]

I already gave you that tiny island you requested. I shall rename it Canterlot then.

I'll update the map after the next five claims are made.

[Hollycat]

I already gave you that tiny island you requested. I shall rename it Canterlot then.

I'll update the map after the next five claims are made.

Oops, the map didn't load. You don't have to change it. Either way I'm going to make monty python references about the capitol city.

[Pheesh]

No, seriously, I want it renamed to Winterphil. That's way more clever, and I didn't steal it from the Simpsons.

[Agent Proto]

I've decided to place a city on the map for myself. I named it Drunkendale. It's located where King's Landing would be.

[Pumpkin]

I want the spot in the top left near the corner where it kind of dips down. Kind of looks like an upside down triangle? In the corner of that. And I will name it shiopia.

[Agent Proto]

I guess I'll turn this project into having people place and claim a city of their own. So, just tell me where you'd like to have your city and then give it a name!

Drift has just claimed a city named Driftopolis on the island between Bunasa and Winterphil btw

[Night Fury]

I want this bit. And it will be called Lockcastle.

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[Lonely Paper Star]

Ooh, put me where Karbold is (in the peninsula on the top right of Westeros), but name it Pity Hold for now. Unless I can think of something I like better.

[Agent Proto]

Map update!

Ten cities. From West to East.

Shiopia, Teats, Drunkendale, Pity Hold, Pantos, Canterlot, Bunasa, Driftopolis, Winterphil, and Lockcastle

http://i.imgur.com/k8CV2gK.png

[Bunny]

I want the island north of that big stupid landmass.

It's called Bunstantinople.

[Pumpkin]

Thank you, Jeff :jess:

[Agent Proto]

Anyway, I updated the map a little more. Added some extra details, and by extra details, I meant that I added rivers! :jess:

http://i.imgur.com/nwOczdI.png
The names are removed when boundaries are present, as they are on this map. The map with the names will have no boundaries.

[Pheesh]

I want this bit. And it will be called Lockcastle.

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Oh you are so getting invaded.

[Freya]

I want that spot where all the rivers go to the sea where i think volantis is normally?

It shall be called Bikini Bottom!

[Agent Proto]

Anyway, some change of plans.

• I'm going to start whipping out two maps at a time. One map featuring the cities, and the other map with borders.
• After we get 20 cities, each territory will expand when a new city is claimed.
• After 25 cities have been claimed, I will issue everyone the ability to claim a 2nd city! This will need to be place on unclaimed land.

[Loony BoB]

Name a few small towns after the likes of Samuraid, Bubba, DK and GoldenBoko. Collectively, they can be called the Daniel Towns.

[Agent Proto]

Well, I might do that if I wanted to include towns, but I'm only going with major cities for this.

Does that mean you want to claim a city somewhere?

[Loony BoB]

Ah, in that case, throw a city in called The Loony Bin. You pick where it goes. :D Preferrably somewhere coastal as having The Loony Bin in a central area just sounds weird. You push these people to the corners, right? xD

[Agent Proto]

xD

Alright, this is going nicely. Two more cities and I'll make a new map update.

[Formalhaut]

May I ask what this is for? Are we going to start battling and engaging in wars, bloodshed and trickery?

[Agent Proto]

For amusement. I guess once the world is set, we can start engaging in intense takeover.

[Laddy]

Put Homoropolis between the two rivers northeast of the bigass lake. :3

[Jinx]

Put Homoropolis between the two rivers northeast of the bigass lake. :3


You should totally put it on the southeastern most part of Westeros, as it looks like a penis, and the little islands look like...

well.

[Agent Proto]

gdi, Sam.

[Agent Proto]

Bumping this thread, one more city claim and I'm ready for the next map update!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Top left! MOB COUNTRY

[Agent Proto]

You can't have a country yet. I'll give you a city though to start off with.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

alright

Edeneros!

[Agent Proto]

Okay.

Map Update!

http://i.imgur.com/2ASont6.png (http://i.imgur.com/2ASont6.png)

http://i.imgur.com/BB3WcmT.png (http://i.imgur.com/BB3WcmT.png)

You may notice that the first ten claimed lands are expanding, and they will continue to expand for each update. The following cities will be joining with the expansion soon.

Edeneros, The Loony Bin, Bunstantinople, Driftopolis, and Bikini Bottom.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

AHHH HAVE YET TO BE CONQUERED!

(Lawnisport!)

[Hollycat]

I have conquered a whole country already! FEAR ME!


Will my country expand to the main continent, or will I stay on the Island?

[Vincent, Thunder God]

forgive me!

You have encroached upon the

wait a minute

my country!

is in shambleS!

a true from rags to riches story

[dandy da oak]

I want Oakenvale to be near the lake between Homoropolis, Lockcastle and Bunstantinople! Specifically on the southern side so I can make use of the rivers as my realm expands :cool:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Bunstantantinople!

to victory!

*i hereby change my planet to enderos! wait!*

[Lonely Paper Star]

Yesss... grow, my pretty Pity Hold... :mwahaha:

[Agent Proto]

NeoCracker has a city on the island east of Bunasa now named Auschwitz.

[noxious.sunshine]

I want that super tiny island on the bottom to the right. Or part of it. It shall be called Flonkerton.

[Agent Proto]

You mean one of the islands between the two continents?

[noxious.sunshine]

Oh yeah. That works too. Lol. I don't care which one.

[Agent Proto]

I'm still looking for more places, come and claim a land of yours. Place a city anywhere you like!

[Denmark]

The Loony Bin

Loony BiN*

[Agent Proto]

I think you should claim a place, Denmark. :3

[Formalhaut]

Bunasa is is growing from a small pirate port town to a fledgling city! Excellent! I hope it be a haven for all creeds and people. :)

[Shorty]

Can I play? :jess:

[Agent Proto]

Sure, pick a spot for your city and give it a name. I'll take care of the rest!

[Shorty]

Pick one for me! And it shall be called Moonflower's Garden.

[Pheesh]

Dear god D:

[Shorty]

Yeah, that's right. And guess who's not welcome?

[Pheesh]

Basic hygiene and his friends sanity and logic?

[Shorty]

Don't forget rationality and a sense of humane compassion!

[Agent Proto]

One more claim and I'll make a new map update!

[Pheesh]

Don't forget rationality and a sense of humane compassion!

Oh yes, they're definitely not invited.

[Agent Proto]

I'm going to change some things for a bit.

After our twentieth claim, I'm willing to give everyone a second city claim, and will be made outside of your current territory claim, and if you wish to name the land your city resides on, feel free to do so! I'll include that name on the final map. Map updates will be a little more frequent so your claims will expand at a steady rate.

[Pheesh]

Awesome. What claim are we at now?

[Agent Proto]

Shorty would be #19.

[Jinx]

So we can't make our second claim?

If that's the case, I'd like my second city on the southeastern-most point on that penis-looking part of Westeros.

Call it Happy Ending.

[Pheesh]

Hey, how come she gets to start picking second cities!?! What is this nonsense!?

[Jinx]

Oh, I read 'twentieth' as 'twelfth'.

My bad. :shobon:

(But that's still totally my city after we get a new claim.)

[Shorty]

HA

[Pheesh]

SHENANIGANS!!

[Agent Proto]

/facepalm

Sam, get Rob to claim a city for his own. :D

[Pumpkin]

sharky wants the city on the coast near the backwards L towards the bottom on the right half over the island. Not sure how clear I'm being. One of the islands was claimed under the big continent, go upwards from there and there's like a backwards L shaped place. That is what he wants. He wants it to be named Gallavinci.

[Denmark]

okay okay give me this

yes it's called "Denmark"

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[Pheesh]

Okay. On the same island as Winterphil I want my second city to be where the only river meets the coast. Call it Philipdelphia.

[Agent Proto]

Okay. That makes claim #20.

Map updates!

http://i.imgur.com/biL43P8.png (http://imgur.com/biL43P8)

http://i.imgur.com/XtCoNBn.png (http://imgur.com/XtCoNBn)

[Hollycat]

My next city is called Scarborough Fair and is just north of the river south of my island.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Omg, my little province is whole now! I shall dub it Titan's Corner.

*cue "Guren no Yumiya (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5uDHhGC8cc)"*

As for my 2nd city claim, give me an area in that pointy peninsula right below it and call it "Ragged Rapier." 8D

[Agent Proto]

Just letting you all know, your second city will not be part of your original territory!

Of course, you may decide to "conquer" the new city to join your first city if you choose to do so!

[Jinx]

Happy Ending on the southeastern tip of Westeros. PLEASE AND THANK YOUUUU.

[Pheesh]

Just letting you all know, your second city will not be part of your original territory!

Of course, you may decide to "conquer" the new city to join your first city if you choose to do so!

All my cities will bond over a mutual appreciation for hilarious pun names. Don't forget Philipdelphia on the next update :3

[Agent Proto]

Well, quick update with the new cities added. This will be the last update for awhile. :U

Btw, Proopei is my second city.

http://i.imgur.com/xSQq9Nu.png (http://imgur.com/xSQq9Nu)

http://i.imgur.com/b1wB5Ii.png (http://imgur.com/b1wB5Ii)

[Shorty]

Okay. On the same island as Winterphil I want my second city to be where the only river meets the coast. Call it Philipdelphia.

I read this as "Philipdephilia" then I thought "we welcome pedophiles!" as the slogan ahahaha

[Denmark]

sarah you better believe we're gonna be allies

(cause when i chose that spot i didn't realize there were 2 other people so close)

[Shorty]

hell yeah we're gonna be allies, what else would we be

the funny thing is that I thought of naming my second city trondheim before you even showed up (and norway is enough to denmark to make it a coincidence!)

BUT I AM STILL DECIDING DON'T NAME IT THAT YET

[Laddy]

Put my second city on the peninusla east of Homoropolis. Call it Reacharoundia.

[Rantz]

I can't tell for sure but I think the place where Braavos would be is still unoccupied, right? I'd like that for my second city, please. Call it Rantos.

I'd like my territory to be called The Wee Cities.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, the place where Braavos would be located is currently occupied (by you!). You might have to find another location. There's still a vast empty area in east Effos.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Twinkletown, the island no one wanted.

[Agent Proto]

There are many islands. Be a bit more specific.

[Shorty]

ahahaha who picked Flonkerton, that person should be president of the world

I want an island to call The Island of Misfit Toys but I'm in the middle of a continent :(

[Pumpkin]

Put my second city anywhere and call it Muffinville.

[Jinx]

Put my second city on the peninusla east of Homoropolis. Call it Reacharoundia.

You totally just copy catted. :colbert:

[Rantz]

Yeah, the place where Braavos would be located is currently occupied (by you!). You might have to find another location. There's still a vast empty area in east Effos.

Nobody wants to live in east Effos, it's all waste! Although the very east might have wizards and dragons and stuff so that's cool I guess.

Anyway sorry, I was on my phone before. This is the spot I mean, which I think is where Braavos would be!

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[Hollycat]

Canterlot is sending out an ambassador to visit Wee City and brings a gift of 35 flavours of ice cream and step ladders. We would like to begin negotiations to become allies.

[Rantz]

I imprison your ambassador for trespassing.

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, the place where Braavos would be located is currently occupied (by you!). You might have to find another location. There's still a vast empty area in east Effos.

Nobody wants to live in east Effos, it's all waste! Although the very east might have wizards and dragons and stuff so that's cool I guess.

Anyway sorry, I was on my phone before. This is the spot I mean, which I think is where Braavos would be!

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This is not the same world, so it's not all waste. Or is it?

[Hollycat]

Yeah, the place where Braavos would be located is currently occupied (by you!). You might have to find another location. There's still a vast empty area in east Effos.

Nobody wants to live in east Effos, it's all waste! Although the very east might have wizards and dragons and stuff so that's cool I guess.

Anyway sorry, I was on my phone before. This is the spot I mean, which I think is where Braavos would be!

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This is not the same world, so it's not all waste. Or is it?

Isn't that where the giant sarlac lives?


noooooooooo!


Canterlot declares war on Wee cities. We attack from sea and land, which shouldn't be difficult since Wee Cities is touching our territory.

We will accept only total surrender or the return of our step ladders and 50 percent of your beef cows. Or, you know. We could become allies.

[Formalhaut]

Aww what? I've not checked this thread in a while. Okay then. Better start cracking.

My second city will be called Eryut. The island it resides on is shown on the map. It is a very secretive, forested island and the 'city' isn't really a city, more a collection of villages all interlinked.

Assuming no-one else claims that island (hard to see how as it's so small) then the island will be called Golmore.

Furthermore, the island in which Bunasa resides in will be called Strahl, if it isn't already.

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[Agent Proto]

Yeah, the place where Braavos would be located is currently occupied (by you!). You might have to find another location. There's still a vast empty area in east Effos.

Nobody wants to live in east Effos, it's all waste! Although the very east might have wizards and dragons and stuff so that's cool I guess.

Anyway sorry, I was on my phone before. This is the spot I mean, which I think is where Braavos would be!

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This is not the same world, so it's not all waste. Or is it?

Isn't that where the giant sarlac lives?

Not on this world. Or is it?

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New map updates.

http://i.imgur.com/GvyDP7g.png (http://imgur.com/GvyDP7g)

http://i.imgur.com/G83YAnY.png (http://imgur.com/G83YAnY)

Some interesting things so far.

• Edeneros and Shiopia are close to encountering.
• Pity Hold and Ragged Rapier are bordering. Considering both are claimed by Lonely Paper Star, she can choose to "conquer" Ragged Rapier for Titan's Corner, or not.
• Rantos is close to bordering Canterlot. HC and Pantz can choose to sign a treaty, and Rantos will be left alone, or HC can decide to conquer Rantos.
• Bunasa and Aushchwitz are close. Formalhaut can choose either to take over Auschwitz, or leave the city alone.

[Shorty]

auschwitz ahahahaha oh dear

[Hollycat]

What's it going to be Pontus? Total destruction or we can ally and I will let that tiny city have that corner of the continent.

My naval might can protect your country from the sea in exchange for excess crops. We will also train your men into soldiers.

Your choice.

[Shorty]

Can I take the island next to Bunasa?

[Agent Proto]

You can place a city on it if you like.

[Hollycat]

Only click this Proto if I am allowed to choose how my country developes.
BTW, Canterlot is a monarchy with a council similar to parliment, however, the main role of the council is to make their case to the current ruler, who will act as the final judge in all matters.

The Country's main meat source is fish, and as a result has a massive navy to protect its interests. Think old England back when they pretty much did whatever the hell they felt like.

The continental part is a military wall surrounding farming communities.

[Shorty]

I'd like it to be named The Island of Misfit Toys, but if I can put a city on it I'll call it The Emerald City :jess:

[Pheesh]

How long till we can claim a third city? I have so many puntastic names!!

[Formalhaut]

Yeah, the place where Braavos would be located is currently occupied (by you!). You might have to find another location. There's still a vast empty area in east Effos.

Nobody wants to live in east Effos, it's all waste! Although the very east might have wizards and dragons and stuff so that's cool I guess.

Anyway sorry, I was on my phone before. This is the spot I mean, which I think is where Braavos would be!

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This is not the same world, so it's not all waste. Or is it?

Isn't that where the giant sarlac lives?

Not on this world. Or is it?

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New map updates.

http://i.imgur.com/GvyDP7g.png (http://imgur.com/GvyDP7g)

http://i.imgur.com/G83YAnY.png (http://imgur.com/G83YAnY)

• Bunasa and Aushchwitz are close. Formalhaut can choose either to take over Auschwitz, or leave the city alone.

My moral conscience would be in turmoil if I DIDN'T take over Auschwitz. Assuming doing so is allowed right now, I will send my sky pirate battalion and liberate Auschwitz.

Assuming such a takeover is successful, could I rename Auschwitz to Austrich?

[Lonely Paper Star]

• Pity Hold and Ragged Rapier are bordering. Considering both are claimed by Lonely Paper Star, she can choose to "conquer" Ragged Rapier for Titan's Corner, or not.

Ragged Rapier is now peacefully annexed to Titan's Corner. Pity Hold has become the capital of the province.


Also, are bodies of water claimable?

[Agent Proto]

Also, are bodies of water claimable?

At the moment, no.

Anyway, considering that it's starting to confuse me, I ask that everyone with claimed territory suggest a color to be used for the next map update. The current color will be the designated "Default". So pick a color to appease me. :jess:

[Hollycat]

Cyan for Canterlot, Pinkie Pie for Scarborough Fair.

[Rantz]

Fine! We can be allies... for now.

Do I gotta choose a colour for each piece of territory? I want all my land to be a nice lime green (http://www.fastdecals.com/images/Graphics/limegreen.jpg).

[Formalhaut]

Bunasa and indeed all of the island of Strahl will be a nice brown.

Eryut and indeed all of the island of Golmore will be a deep green.

Assuming my successful takeover of Auschwitz was successful, Austrich will be a visceral red.

EDIT: Actually, scratch that. To make it easier, make all my territories brown. Don't want to confuse you :p

[Pumpkin]

I named shiopia after my nick (obviously) and picked muffinville for the second because muffins in a ville is pretty cool, but I just now realized it could be named after lovemuffin, the nick I had last year xD

[Pheesh]

Can you make all of my territories a forest green?

[Agent Proto]

Yeah, just pick a single unique color, and avoid using red.

[Pumpkin]

Can mine be pink like my custom rank please?

[Shorty]

TEAL TEAL TEAL TEAL TEAL TEAL TEAL

[Pumpkin]

Shorty wants Turquoise.

[Denmark]

avoid using red.

grumble grumble

navy blue then! also i'd like my next city to be on that next prominent point east of Denmark, kinda northeast of Oakenvale and south of the isle of Bunstantinople. call it Remark

it's a pointed remark instantrimshot.com

[Shorty]

Shorty wants Turquoise.

:zombert:

[Laddy]

Place another city on the other edge of the lake. Call it Twinktown.

Also, should we have colors or something to distinguish or borders when we start meeting?

EDIT: Never mind. Purple, please.

[Shorty]

This strangely feels like one huge ploy to create an EoFF Second Life map.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Pastel-ish orange, please.

[Jinx]

PHIL STOLE MY COLOUR :STARE:

Alright, let's make it this colour. #660033

[Agent Proto]

Small map updates.

http://i.imgur.com/tPVYcfk.png (http://imgur.com/tPVYcfk)

http://i.imgur.com/YvyQ0b1.png (http://imgur.com/YvyQ0b1)

• Remark and The Emerald City added. 32 cities total
• Several colors changed.

[Hollycat]

If possible, I'd like the territory expansion of Scarborough Fair to be mainly on the East side of the river.

[Agent Proto]

That's how it's going, HC. If you may have noticed, some territories are bordered at the rivers. A good majority of the rivers are tough to cross at the moment, so the borders usually end there until they can get around or across.

[Hollycat]

I noticed that, but I also noticed that Rantz's territory is going to get restricted real quick, and Scarborough has wrapped around the river. I'm hoping for a long term alliance, and giving him as much territory as possible should be a good negotiating point.

[Formalhaut]

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Proto, you may have missed my second city claim. It was that tiny island with the black dot.

Also, have I taken over Auschwitz yet?

[Agent Proto]

So, I guess I'm going to pause new claims at the moment. I like to fill in some extra things for the first map (the map with the city names.)

Let's name our rivers. If your territory contains a river, or borders one, I would like you to give it a name. That's all I'm asking.

There are some prominent rivers in both Eyesoneros and Effos.

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Proto, you may have missed my second city claim. It was that tiny island with the black dot.

Also, have I taken over Auschwitz yet?

1. That island you wanted is now under Teats' control. I have given you the island in the gulf if that's okay with you. (the one shaped like the no. 1)
2. Apparently not.

[dandy da oak]

I will name my rivers and lake soon! Need to get my other city in before you guys steal all my territory :(

http://i44.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/2u4h209.png

[Formalhaut]

So, I guess I'm going to pause new claims at the moment. I like to fill in some extra things for the first map (the map with the city names.)

Let's name our rivers. If your territory contains a river, or borders one, I would like you to give it a name. That's all I'm asking.

There are some prominent rivers in both Eyesoneros and Effos.

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Proto, you may have missed my second city claim. It was that tiny island with the black dot.

Also, have I taken over Auschwitz yet?

1. That island you wanted is now under Teats' control. I have given you the island in the gulf if that's okay with you. (the one shaped like the no. 1)
2. Apparently not.

Well it didn't seem to be under control at the time. Nevermind.

Send Eryut to the Dothraki Waste somewhere. Ideally nice and isolated.

[Pheesh]

The Philimanjaro River please.

I like to think that it flows from Mount Philimanjaro :3

[Agent Proto]

Send Eryut to the Dothraki Waste somewhere. Ideally nice and isolated.

So not happy with the current location of Eryut? :mad2: Would you rather I wipe both your cities off the map?

[Pheesh]

xD Proto, God of Aceness, is a cruel and vicious god.

[Jinx]

OMG I HAVE AN ISLAND

Also, name my river Golden Showers

[Agent Proto]

gfdi, Sam.

Edit: Accepted, btw.

[Jinx]

I don't even know what that means, Prootz. :shobon:

[Agent Proto]

I inserted smurfin' into gdi.

Btw, I named three rivers myself.

(Drunkendale) Acent River, Rootbeer River, and (Proopei) Prute River

[Jinx]

I still don't know what gdi, means.

[Denmark]

gosh flipping darn it

also dandy tryin to insert himself in between my two cities u wan go brah

[Formalhaut]

Send Eryut to the Dothraki Waste somewhere. Ideally nice and isolated.

So not happy with the current location of Eryut? :mad2: Would you rather I wipe both your cities off the map?

Hey! When I first claimed Eryut's placement, the Teat region didn't actually own the mini little island. Excuuse me for wanting to reconsider it's placement. :colbert:

[Pumpkin]

I want to name the river near shipoia Chocolate and the one near muffinville Icing Sugar.

[Agent Proto]

Send Eryut to the Dothraki Waste somewhere. Ideally nice and isolated.

So not happy with the current location of Eryut? :mad2: Would you rather I wipe both your cities off the map?

Hey! When I first claimed Eryut's placement, the Teat region didn't actually own the mini little island. Excuuse me for wanting to reconsider it's placement. :colbert:

That island is a bad location for a new city anyway. It can be easily be taken over by Teats and there are no room for future expansion as Teats also own the shores closest to that island.

You can either accept the current location, or I wipe both cities you own. I'm not relocating Eryut. I've already placed it. Once placed, it's permanent, unless taken over.

[Jinx]

Do I also get to name the little sea between my coast and my island?

[Agent Proto]

Just rivers for now, Sam.

[Hollycat]

IF acceptable, I think the segment of river next to SF should be called the lazy river

[dandy da oak]

gosh flipping darn it

also dandy tryin to insert himself in between my two cities u wan go brah

Hey, I was there first! You're trying to expand into what is logically my territory! :(

[Denmark]

it's okay bb we can share

[dandy da oak]

I don't know if I want to share anything with someone who is either a) hyper-aggressive or b) bipolar :| You're frightening! I think my realm will keep to its own for the time being, until diplomatic relations can be established and you can be deemed sane and not a threat.

I would also like to name the river just to the north, which flows into the Lavender Lake and then out once again, the Turquoise Tributary. Alliteration ftw! :jess:

[Lonely Paper Star]

Naming my river Moon River.

[Agent Proto]

Don't forget the river near Ragged Rapier.

I will also be accepting names for your countries, or kingdoms, or whatever the hell you want to call them.

I've already accepted the following: Titan's Corner, The Wee Cities, Golmore, and Strahl.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Don't forget the river near Ragged Rapier.

Oh, so I do have another one. :o

I'll call it River Song.

[noxious.sunshine]

ahahaha who picked Flonkerton, that person should be president of the world

I want an island to call The Island of Misfit Toys but I'm in the middle of a continent :(

Flonkerton is MINE! ALL MINE! mwahahahahaha

[Agent Proto]

Yep, along with the islands nearby!

[noxious.sunshine]

I WANT YELLOW.

And my next city to be RainbowLand. Can I have that dot rainbow-colored? PLEASE?

[Agent Proto]

RainbowLand? Rainbow colored dot? :redface:

Well, I can name the islands you own "Rainbow Islands," but RainbowLand is not an acceptable name for a city, and do you care where your second city is placed?

[noxious.sunshine]

I figgered I was on a role with Flonkerton...

I don't care where Rainbow Land is.

Wait. I own Island-s-? as in a Plural? When'd that happen? LMAO SWEET!

Ok. I want my other city to be Bling Bling.

'Cuz errtime I come around yo city.........

[Laddy]

Astroglide River. I am mature.

[Rantz]

This is making me wanna play Civ IV again.

You can call the river bordering on my land the Wee Fork.

[Pheesh]

The Philippines is tempting but too obvious. I think for now just call it the 'Isle of Phiji'

[Formalhaut]

:roll2 Fine. Place Eryut wherever. Find it a tad harsh that you'd threaten erasing me from the entire game though.

I've got a question though: how long does this game last for? Until someone gains a monopoly and conquers all?

[Jinx]

You know what my country is, Proto: The Reach-Around. (I DON'T CARE LADDY, YOU STOLE MY IDEA FIRST)

So it's Teats, in the kingdom of The Reach-Around, next to Golden Showers River.

[noxious.sunshine]

If this is turning into Monopoly then all the land needs to be claimed first and someone needs to play Banker and give me money. JS.

[Lonely Paper Star]

This makes me want to play Risk. :<

[Agent Proto]

:roll2 Fine. Place Eryut wherever. Find it a tad harsh that you'd threaten erasing me from the entire game though.

I've got a question though: how long does this game last for? Until someone gains a monopoly and conquers all?

I'm keeping it where I've placed it. You asked for it on an island. So it's not the island you originally wanted. Can you please stop complaining?

As for this game, how long will it last depends on the activity. If the activity stops, the game may as well end there.

Edit: Though, I think I might play this similarly to Risk once all the territories have been set. I don't know how many I'm expecting, so I guess we'll have to see what direction this game goes, if you can call it a game. It's more like an interactive project to me than a game.

[noxious.sunshine]

RISK!? I've never played this. Eff off.

Monopoly. And Flonkerton = Boardwalk.

I'll kill you should you try to take my property.

OMG It could be a Mafia-inspired Monopoly.

[Laddy]

You know what my country is, Proto: The Reach-Around. (I DON'T CARE LADDY, YOU STOLE MY IDEA FIRST)

So it's Teats, in the kingdom of The Reach-Around, next to Golden Showers River.
I will crush you for stealing the name of the fabulous and most serene city of Reacharoundia. :colbert:

[noxious.sunshine]

Do I still get my rainbow-colored dot?

[noxious.sunshine]

I feel like hijacking the map and changing -everyone's- colors.

And making my rainbow dot.

[Agent Proto]

Do I still get my rainbow-colored dot?

No, every city is a red dot. I like to stay consistent, so no rainbow-colored dots.

[Jinx]

You know what my country is, Proto: The Reach-Around. (I DON'T CARE LADDY, YOU STOLE MY IDEA FIRST)

So it's Teats, in the kingdom of The Reach-Around, next to Golden Showers River.
I will crush you for stealing the name of the fabulous and most serene city of Reacharoundia. :colbert:

Um. Fuck that. Go back to the very first page where I chose to start IN THE REACH OF WESTEROS so I could later name THE REACH-AROUND. You copied off of me. :doublecolbert:

[Agent Proto]

Still looking for river names. :3

[Pumpkin]

Name sharky's river Riverton. If he has one.

[Agent Proto]

Well, here's the map with the names of rivers included.

http://i.imgur.com/fPxukPi.png (http://imgur.com/fPxukPi)

[Formalhaut]

I should apologise to you Proto for being incredibly anal over the placement of a damn island :p I didn't mean to be so... brusque.

[Pheesh]

I've never played risk, but I assume it doesn't have anywhere near as much enjoyable naming options as this game does :D

When do we get to name something else pr00t!?! :excited:

[Jinx]

At this point we're all in it for the Name Game.

[Agent Proto]

I'd like to have all the rivers name as soon as possible! So, maybe I'll allow you to name any river that doesn't already have a name. Also, The Great Wee Fork River is the name of the massive river that starts near Pantos and ends off at Bikini Bottom.

Once the rivers are named, the expansions shall resume.

[Pheesh]

Eh, we Phijians don't concern ourselves with the naming of other lands, I just want to hurry up and officially take over that island so that I can name everything on it!

[Pumpkin]

Name one of the rivers River Boat

[Formalhaut]

When can we start naming the seas around our territories Proto?

[Agent Proto]

That can come at a later time. I don't want to cram myself with too many things at once. :)

There are 25 rivers left to name. Just come up with some wacky names, or whatever. Doesn't matter.

[dandy da oak]

The river to the south of Oakenvale (and the part that the Turquoise Tributary comes from) is the Emerald Estuary. The river heading south from Moonflower's Garden is the Starry Stream. The river near Lockcastle is the Stock'n'Barrel River.

That should do it, for now, right? :D

[Lonely Paper Star]

I never realized Phil's name was so punny.

[Shorty]

Don't pay any attention to that philistine. That's exactly what he wants.

[Pheesh]

I will phil your face full of lead Sarah.

You phillin' me, dog?

[Shorty]

Whatever you say, Syphilis.

[dandy da oak]

Some of these puns are just awphil.

[Laddy]

smurf IT OKAY YES I STOLE YOUR IDEA

Name Reacharoundia to The City of Why Sam Jones Is Awful and a Total Meanie. :colbert:

[noxious.sunshine]

I still want my rainbow dot.

I have Flonkerton. Sarah says I'm president of the world now. So I get what I want.

[Jinx]

smurf IT OKAY YES I STOLE YOUR IDEA

Name Reacharoundia to The City of Why Sam Jones Is Awful and a Total Meanie. :colbert:

This is a perfect city name.

[Agent Proto]

Less arguing, more river naming, plz. :)

Edit: Nevermind. I've named the remaining rivers!

http://i.imgur.com/t14ELie.png (http://imgur.com/t14ELie)

[Lonely Paper Star]

I really want to name that bay below my lands.

[Agent Proto]

Okay, I guess I'm going to allow third cities, only under certain conditions.

• If both cities are on Eyesoneros, your next city must be on Effos.
• If both cities are on Effos, your next city must be on Eyesoneros.
• If you have cities on both continent, or you have one city, you can place your next city anywhere.

[Jinx]

Samstotallyawesomecityyall on that somewhat southeastern part of Essos that looks like a little nose and mouth

[dandy da oak]

Can I have Dandyville between Murder and Roogle rivers? Prime positioning is right up where they meet Shlup River :)

[Formalhaut]

Okay, I guess I'm going to allow third cities, only under certain conditions.

• If both cities are on Eyesoneros, your next city must be on Effos.
• If both cities are on Effos, your next city must be on Eyesoneros.
• If you have cities on both continent, or you have one city, you can place your next city anywhere.

Awesome! Eryut is Eyesoneros, and Bunasa Effos so...

I shall place a city right about here where the purple dot is:

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Thanks Proto! The map looks awesome now!

[Agent Proto]

Samstotallyawesomecityyall on that somewhat southeastern part of Essos that looks like a little nose and mouth

That name is too long.

[Jinx]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Lord's Kiss

[Agent Proto]

Map update.

New cities not included.

http://i.imgur.com/YCLOEM4.png (http://imgur.com/YCLOEM4)

Notes:

• A couple territories will stop expanding from now one because of the members' inactivity in this thread. :p
- The Loony Bin, Lockcastle, Bunstantinople, Auschwitz, Driftopolis, Gallavinci, Bikini Bottom, and Edeneros.
• Winterphil and Philipdelphia are now bordering. Happy Noodle Boy, you can annex Philipdelphia to join Winterphil, or not. Your choice. :p

[Formalhaut]

Proto, have I still not taken over Auschwitz yet? :p

[Agent Proto]

Proto, have I still not taken over Auschwitz yet? :p

We'll see in the next map update. ;)

[Denmark]

http://i.imgur.com/9fbU8n3.png

if that name is too long, let me know

[Agent Proto]

It's okay. :D

[Bunny]

Bunstantinople may remain in a period of non-growth. We are a peaceful people, militarily strong but with no desire to continue further beyond our borders. We, the people of Bunstantinople, do so in order to work on our export crops and our own personal inner growth. We currently have socialized medicine, state-sponsored education, and a wonderfully charismatic and lovely ruler who looks over his people as if they were his family.

As a peaceful nation, we wish to have treaties and peace accords with all nations in our world.

[Pheesh]

Wait, I don't want to be on another island. there's still a whole east coast of my island to explore. I don't even know which 'continent' I'm meant to be a part of Y_Y

[Agent Proto]

Your island is technically part of Effos.

[Pheesh]

Well anyway, I'll think about it. I really have no interest in moving further than my island, except for maybe a city just across the straight on Effos, so for now I'm not claiming anything.

Alsso, if I absorb the smaller country then will the name of its city still remain?

[Agent Proto]

That is correct!

[Pheesh]

Well yeah, make them both part of Phiji then ^_^

[Rantz]

Smalltown

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[Loony BoB]

I need to get Danielle in on this thing. I'm hoping she can grab some land next to mine.

Anyway.

City #2 near my city, the same coast: Daniel Towns (It's a City, but is known as Daniel Towns as it is made up of many smaller towns that outgrew themselves).

City #3 across the pond, far East coast on the exact same level as the Loony Bin: BoB's Nottaire.

River if you still want 'em: Life's Butter Stream

EDIT: If possible, have Daniel Towns be where The Loony Bin is right now, and have it own it's territory. Have The Loony Bin become a much smaller region, perhaps just the tiny little bit on the West Coast, maybe that peninsula which Daniel Towns cuts off from the rest of the inland. Made an attachment for details.

[Jinx]

EDIT: Oops, nevermind. :shobon:

[Hollycat]

I want my 3rd town directly north of Small Town at the top of the peninsula or whatever it is. It will be called Chimpanzee.

[Agent Proto]

Map updates.

http://i.imgur.com/s3RANIm.png (http://imgur.com/s3RANIm)

http://i.imgur.com/pcRZ961.png (http://imgur.com/pcRZ961)

[Loony BoB]

Where is Life's Butter Stream? :(

[Agent Proto]

All the rivers have been named already.

[Agent Proto]

Also, if you still have the default color, I would really appreciate if you tell me what unique color you wish to have. Please don't have anything red though.

[noxious.sunshine]

Woooo! I Gots all the islands in that group. Thanks! Could be a major port of transit. Mmmhhhhmmm.

I'll have to think up another awesome name. Big Fudge. Hahaha

[Agent Proto]

I'll be granting the following areas a free town! Please find a location within your borders and give it a name!

The Reach-Around, Drunkendale, Shiopia, The Wee Cities, Lockcastle, Phiji, and Bunasa.

[Jinx]

I want mine on the coastal part of Golden Showers. It's a port-town. Call it Deep V.

[Pheesh]

Woooo, finally! Okay, I'd like the town right where the Philimanjaro river starts in the middle of the island. Call it Philwaukee

[Formalhaut]

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On the left island where Bunasa's territory has spread, place a city called Diez.

Thanks Proto!

[Agent Proto]

Map updates.

http://i.imgur.com/odCZlvS.png (http://imgur.com/odCZlvS)

http://i.imgur.com/e6MdTnF.png (http://imgur.com/e6MdTnF)

Notes:

• Pantz, do you want Rantos to join Pantos in the Wee Cities?
• Laddy, do you wish to have Reacharoundia join Homoropolis?
• Formalhaut, do you want to try and takeover Emerald City, or form a treaty with Shorty?

[Formalhaut]

I like to think of myself as a benevolent ruler. While Auschwitz was clearly guilty of many war-crimes, it deserved liberating, and now with aid from Bunasa, will hopefully prosper as a nice fledgling city.

Diez is the newest of my settlements and hopefully will be a nice town to provide the perfect contrast to the hustle and bustle of the sky pirate city. And I feel that Diez and Emerald City could work wonderfully together. As a sleepy town, Diez would work well with preserving the verdant green fields that dot the landscape of the left island. And with a name like Emerald, it's ideal!

I'd love to form a treaty.

[Pumpkin]

Put my new town anywhere in shiopia you want and call it shiville.

[dandy da oak]

I would like this colour which is apparently "Light Salmon" :D

Also my "empire" is called the Woodland Realm. :D :D

[Rantz]

Yes, I would love for Rantos to join Pantos. :D

I'd like the new city to be on the Wee Fork, just a little bit in from the current border. I can make a pic if that's unclear. Call it... Pontown.

[Lonely Paper Star]

Put my 3rd town in-between Dune River and Sephex River, on the right of Cidolfa River. I want it named Eureka.

[Laddy]

Yes. Homoropolis and The City of Why Sam Jones Is Awful and a Total Meanie shall become one great nation.

[Agent Proto]

Map updates.

http://i.imgur.com/A2T3Fph.png (http://imgur.com/A2T3Fph)

http://i.imgur.com/QVl5ZtH.png (http://imgur.com/QVl5ZtH)

Okay, you guys want to name the bodies of water? Let's get them names started!

[Pheesh]

Can you name the strait that connects Phiji to the mainland the 'Phijian Channel' and can I get a small area of water a little ways to the west of Phiji called the 'Philmuda Triangle'.

Also, for my 3rd city on a separate continent can I get it placed right where the shiny river meets the ocean. Call it 'Phillinois'.

[Hollycat]

The area above Canterlot and to the East should be called the Asparagus Ocean.

[Agent Proto]

What would be the Narrow Sea is now called the Skinny Sea.

[Pumpkin]

The one near Shiopia should be Ice Cream

[Jinx]

The area next to Deep V will be Deep V Gulf.
The water next to Happy Ending shall be Splurt'n'Spray Bay
The water next to Lord's Kiss shall be Get Her Wet and Sea

[Agent Proto]

I will not accept your Splurt'n'Spray Bay. Get Her Wet and Sea will be Getherwettan Sea.

[Jinx]

Agent Proto, you're a Nazi.

Jizzenspray Bay, then