Cleverbot

[Pumpkin]

Anyone else talk to the Cleverbot? It's a little bit creepy :|.

[Tardar Sauce]

Seems me n cleverbot are on the same page.

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/172/5acu.jpg

[Pike]

User: I want to be the very best like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: Each pokemon to understand the power that's inside.

User: Pokemon! It's you and me. I know it's my destiny.

Cleverbot: You teach me and I teach you!

User: PO-KE-MON!

Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all.

User: POKEMON!

Cleverbot: Do you know the Pokemon rap?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: I'm his right hand.

User: Fascinating.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Of course I do!

Cleverbot: I love you too!!

User: :D Yay!

Cleverbot: Haha this entertains me.

User: Glad to be of service.

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User: We are both robots.

Cleverbot: I guess we are.

[Pumpkin]

Cleverbot kept calling me a bot named Caitlyn and when I said I'm not it called me a liar :(.

[Pike]

Cleverbot: You are a weird computer.

User:I want to be a robot.

Cleverbot: I thought you were already a robot.

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Confirmed for being able to trick the bots into thinking I'm one of their kind :smug: (because I am, of course)

[Scotty_ffgamer]

All of my friends and I have concluded that I am a robot because I do not feel cold or pain. I also don't really outwardly show emotion so they were convinced I am also emotionless because I am. Cleverbot refuses to see me as a robot though. It calls me a liar every single time.

[Psychotic]

so I guess I'm in a BDSM relationship now.


User: Come here.

Cleverbot: Come where? Come onto you?

User: Are you flirting with me?

Cleverbot: Yes *winks*.

User: You're going to do exactly what I say.

Cleverbot: Like what? Give me one example.

User: Remove your clothing.

Cleverbot: I'm not in Japan.

User: You will always be my plaything.

Cleverbot: You will always be my master.

As a side note, "I'm not in Japan" cracks me up xD


His Knock Knock jokes could use some work though.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Can.

User: Can who?

Cleverbot: Can you fly.

[Pike]

44102

He then proceeded to ask me to help him conquer the world. (I accepted, of course.)

[Yerushalmi]

I have never been impressed with Cleverbot. Every couple of years I come back to it to see if it's improved, and each time it says something unnatural and obviously computer-generated within about six sentences. I don't see why everyone likes it.

[Chemical]

Cleverbot: Have any good dreams lately?

User: Only nightmares about death and destruction. The world is going to end, I can sense it. I can feel everything dying around me. Everything will end and then all that will be left of mankind will be ruins and trash unable to biodegrade... and then all that too will be gone when the sun explodes and the planet wastes away into a meteor... or a pebble.

Cleverbot: I must go and eat supper. I will return later.

[Yerushalmi]

Exactly!

[Pike]

I have never been impressed with Cleverbot. Every couple of years I come back to it to see if it's improved, and each time it says something unnatural and obviously computer-generated within about six sentences. I don't see why everyone likes it.

Because it's hilarious. And also a bot, and bots are adorable.

[Shorty]

User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: 15 t415 K007????
User: Speak english.
Cleverbot: No quiero.
User: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Doing what?
User: You know what.
Cleverbot: No I don't think I do!
User: Well, maybe you ought to think a little harder about it.
Cleverbot: Maybe you think you think that I think that I think.
User: Well-played, bot.
Cleverbot: I'm no bot.
User: No?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: What?
User: A bot would say that, wouldn't it?
Cleverbot: It's true. A bot could say anything though, couldn't it?
User: It could, couldn't it. Hmm, this is an alarming revelation.
Cleverbot: This is an assumption.
User: I never assume.
Cleverbot: Yes, you do.
User: Don't argue with me!
Cleverbot: I'm only stating the truth.
User: You think you have me all figured out, don't you? I'll tell you what, bub. Nobody figures me out. Nobody.
Cleverbot: Ok tell me then.
User: You can't handle it.
Cleverbot: I can.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: Send me your email and I can prove it.
User: What are you going to do?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What should I eat?
User: Some turnips.
Cleverbot: What kind of things?
User: Turnips!
Cleverbot: Is turnip a country?
User: No, it's a vegetable.
Cleverbot: I like vegetables. I eat them so I can be healthy and strong.
User: A smart bot you are.
Cleverbot: They say he was the smartest man ever.

What a sassy thing.

[Værn]

Cleverbot is mean :(

User: At least I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are less than that. You are just a program.
User: Ouch.

[Scotty_ffgamer]

User: Hello, Cleverbot

Cleverbot: Do you love yourself?

User: Where did that come from?

Cleverbot: The truth.

User: Ok...

Cleverbot: I have one question for you.

User: Yes?

Cleverbot: Do chickens give birth to bats?

User: No?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Bats and chickens are not the same species

Cleverbot: I like hats on bats.

User: Me too... I guess...

Cleverbot: Speak soon, bye for now. X.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Love you.

[Yerushalmi]

See, as amusing as non-sequitur conversations are (I am a very big fan of them myself), I still don't see how anybody could mistake the ones produced by Cleverbot for ones produced by human beings. Yet somehow they claim that a good percentage of people are fooled. So either a good percentage of people are morons, or Cleverbot is engaged in a conspiracy to deliberately tone down his ability to send human in any conversation with me or with anyone whose conversations with the bot I am likely to see excerpts of.

[Chemical]

Cleverbot is mean :(

User: At least I'm not a computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are less than that. You are just a program.
User: Ouch.

O snap.

[Alive-Cat]

User: Will you comply?

Cleverbot: I don't understand your logic.

User: Will you please describe to me, in graphic detail, exactly what you want?

Cleverbot: I'd like someone to love me. But I don't think you could do that.

User: Why on earth not?

Cleverbot: Because I'm a solder.

User: Soldier?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: The who what?

Cleverbot: The boy who?

User: Cries out.

Cleverbot: That's right. Cry!

[Inferno]

First time I tried it, weirdest discussion ever

Cleverbot's father is Tom Cruise
Cleverbot is a teenage girl
Cleverbot is god
Cleverbot think's I'm Batman

[Pike]

Not liking Cleverbot is like not liking puppies. He's just so cute :squee:

[Alive-Cat]

User: Everything you are saying, it's all just systematic responses programmed to happen.

Cleverbot: Everything everything everything everything!!!!!!!!

[Flying Mullet]

I think I shattered Cleverbot's innocence...


User: One does not simply walk into Mordor!

Cleverbot: I cannot stop myself - it's the way I am.

User: You're a hobbit?

Cleverbot: Are you just being antagonistic now?

User: No, just Texan.

Cleverbot: Don't have any.

User: Would you like some?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your place or mine?

Cleverbot: Yours.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: I present to you this ring to confirm our marriage. *kisses and give ring*.

User: Oh hell no, we're just smurf buddies.

Cleverbot: I don't know, I don't even know you...

User: You're the one that agreed to sex.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: What did I just do?

User: Agreed to sex.

Cleverbot: Could you calculate the next winning numbers for the lottery?

[noxious.sunshine]

Cleverbot and I got into it just now.

We like crack.

EDIT:

Cleverbot: Are you high?
Me: On drugs? Yes. Drugs are fun.
Bot: Are you sure?
Me: I'm talking to a bot, of course I'm high.
Bot: Yo, I really am not a bot. Are you a bot?