Kim & Kanye named their baby.....

[noxious.sunshine]

NORTH!

I can't stop giggling over this.

North West.

Leave that baby alone! She's going up in life... and a little to the left.

And and her nickname is "Nori" ... Really? Her nickname is Japanese for "Dried Seaweed"?

I love the Kardashian show. I think they're funny.. But this is just too much.

[Jinx]

I actually don't.think that this is that bad. North is a cool name.

[Shorty]

I would have gone with South. Nerds.

[Formalhaut]

North is fine by itself. It's different, but not entirely embarrassing.

North West though, is just... hrm. I wouldn't want that name, put it that way.

[Faris]

It's a girl :stare: North seems like a stupid boys name.

Should have given it East South as middle names.

[Shlup]

I don't understand why anyone gives a shit.

[Hollycat]

North was the worst movie I ever rented.

[Dignified Pauper]

Leave Kimwe alone.

[Shorty]

I'm just gonna call her Lil' Kim.

[Shiny]

Hm, Nori is kind of cute.

But I am really tired of hearing anything about these people. One is a talentless hack who got her fame by making a sex tape with another talentless hack. The other is a granted, talented, but a superficial, self-serving prick.

[Raistlin]

I don't understand why anyone gives a trout.

Yeah. They probably even named their kid "North" just for the attention it's generating.

[DMKA]

I don't understand why anyone gives a trout.

Yeah. They probably even named their kid "North" just for the attention it's generating.

I'd wager you're right, seeing as every action the Kardashian's take is for that specific purpose, regardless of the price. Hell, sex tapes used to ruin careers. That was before the Kardashians.

The worst part? It keeps working. They keep attention whoring and people keep paying attention. And I'm talking about it. See? Ahhh.

[krissy]

yeah what a terrible name, like naming your kid cloud or squall or snow or something. or earth/terra or, frick, lightning. glad no one does that though.

[DMKA]

yeah what a terrible name, like naming your kid cloud or squall or snow or something. or earth/terra or, frick, lightning. glad no one does that though.

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/108192-Untitled-1.jpg

[Hollycat]

yeah what a terrible name, like naming your kid cloud or squall or snow or something. or earth/terra or, frick, lightning. glad no one does that though.

My name IS Squallnot really

[escobert]

L to the O L

[The Man]

yeah what a terrible name, like naming your kid cloud or squall or snow or something. or earth/terra or, frick, lightning. glad no one does that though.

http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/ul/108192-Untitled-1.jpg
oh god kill me now

Terra is actually a pretty common name in real life though. There are much worse things to name one's daughter.

[charliepanayi]

Celebrities giving their kid a stupid name shock!

[Night Fury]

Yeah, Americans call me Terra.

[Aulayna]

She gave birth to a plane?

http://a57.foxnews.com/www.foxnews.com/images/580379/450/350/3_21_northwest_320_overshoot.jpg

[NeoCracker]

Other then the fact me saying "I'm in the North West" now has a delightfully creepy innuendo attached to it, I don't care. :p

[Mirage]

If she wasn't the daughter of celebrities, she'd get mad bullied for that name at school.

[Loony BoB]

Ahahahaha, that's actually kind of cruel. What kind of person names their kid North when their surname is West? I mean, really, now. I don't care for celebrity news but this at least amused me, sort of like when I found out there is a guy at my work called Juan Tu.

[charliepanayi]

They can always do what Zowie Bowie did in the end and change their name to something bog-standard when they grow up.

[Jinx]

If she wasn't the daughter of celebrities, she'd get mad bullied for that name at school.

I don't think kids actually get made fun of for their names...

[Loony BoB]

If she wasn't the daughter of celebrities, she'd get mad bullied for that name at school.

I don't think kids actually get made fun of for their names...
They definitely, definitely do.

[Rocket Edge]

As far as I am aware celebrities have been naming their children 'different names' for a long time (so cool). The fact that a woman who is only famous for fucking a Z list celeb is really disappointing, but because she is a name that everyone knows I have to remark. I feel sorry for the kid about the name, but the child will inevitably grow up to be a rich, pampered, spoiled brat, so my feeling sorry only goes so far. :p

God I just hate the Kardashians.

[Polnareff]

If you're gonna name a kid, do it right.

Should have been named Wild Wild.

Wild Wild West. :colbert:

[Madame Adequate]

If she wasn't the daughter of celebrities, she'd get mad bullied for that name at school.

I don't think kids actually get made fun of for their names...

Ahahahaha YOU try going through school with the name Kiir Opik, see if you still think that :p

[Jinx]

Kiir is a bitching name.

[Madame Adequate]

:eyebrow:

Well, there's a lot of kids who didn't agree :monster:

[Pike]

Kiir is a terrible name :colbert:

Opik would've been okay if he was actually related to Ernst J. Opik but as it turns out he's just a bastard Norn Iron so there was really no use for him to keep the name

[Pumpkin]

Who's named Kiir Opik?

My son is named Michael. Don't know how much he'll get made fun of for that one...

[Madame Adequate]

Who's named Kiir Opik?

It was my name before I changed it

[Jinx]

Also, semi-on topic:

My full name is Samantha Jones, which means I am regularly called a whore.

[Pumpkin]

Who's named Kiir Opik?

It was my name before I changed it

I don't know what to say to that, so instead enjoy these smilies.

:catsmile::pinkelephant::moo::tikitobi:

[Pike]

Also, semi-on topic:

My full name is Samantha Jones, which means I am regularly called a whore.

Why? :O_O:

[Jinx]

Also, semi-on topic:

My full name is Samantha Jones, which means I am regularly called a whore.

Why? :O_O:
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g27/CocoChanelDreams/Sex%20And%20The%20City/samantha.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/CocoChanelDreams/media/Sex%20And%20The%20City/samantha.jpg.html)

[Pike]

I have no idea who that is.

[Pumpkin]

My name is Ashton so I often get called Ash Ketchum, Gotta Catch 'em all! or Ashton Kutcher.

My middle name is Marie which people have decided is the same as Mary.

And my last name is Bourbonnais, often called Bourbowhatnow and Canyousaythatagain?


EDIT: Pike, that's Samantha Jones from Sex and the City. She had lots of sex.

[Jinx]

Her name is Samantha Jones. xD

[Denmark]

nobody has ever made a comment on the fact that my last name, Tryson, is like "try, son"

nobody ever

not the slightest hint of sarcasm there

[Hollycat]

All kinds of words rhyme with Shayne, so I got a bunch of nick names, many of the more juvenile ones several sentences long.

[Skyblade]

And my last name is Bourbonnais, often called Bourbowhatnow and Canyousaythatagain?

Nobody simply shortens it to Bourbon? Too bad, that's a name you could have fun with on bar night.

You are totally Ash Marie Bourbon now. We'll get one of the mods to update your name later.

[Pumpkin]

I don't like Ash. I have enough of a boy's name without shortening it :(.

[Skyblade]

I don't like Ash. I have enough of a boy's name without shortening it :(.

Fair Enough. Ashton Marie Bourbon it is.

How do you pronounce that last name anyway? Bourbon-ace?

[Pike]

I don't like Ash. I have enough of a boy's name without shortening it :(.

I wish I had a boy name :(

[Skyblade]

I don't like Ash. I have enough of a boy's name without shortening it :(.

I wish I had a boy name :(

Pike isn't a name. It's a fish. ;)

[Pike]

I am called Pike after an old old old roleplaying character who is named after the weapon, not the fish :mad2:

And I wish I was actually Pike instead of my real name. I should legally change my name to Pike. Just Pike.

[Skyblade]

I am called Pike after an old old old roleplaying character who is named after the weapon, not the fish :mad2:

You need to see the movie Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the one which came out before the TV show). Quotes are useless if people don't recognize them. :(


And I wish I was actually Pike instead of my real name. I should legally change my name to Pike. Just Pike.

Wow, you must really hate your name. Is it as bad as North West or some of the others we've had mentioned in this thread?

[Shiny]

Kiir Opik is an awesome name.

[rubah]

nobody has ever made a comment on the fact that my last name, Tryson, is like "try, son"

nobody ever

not the slightest hint of sarcasm there

because I came up with something better

[Quindiana Jones]

My name is Arthur so I was routinely called King Arthur.

It took them years to realise that that really isn't an insult.

[Quindiana Jones]

Although after reading this thread, I'm thinking of changing my name to Kiir Opik.

[Pumpkin]

this has come up before and I've been too lazy to post it.

Vocaroo | Voice message (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LvboSFSx9a)

[Pike]

Wow, you must really hate your name. Is it as bad as North West or some of the others we've had mentioned in this thread?

It's immensely boring and feminine and it means nothing and it looks terrible and ick :barf:

P.S. Going serious for a minute, Huxley's old name makes him uncomfortable for various personal reasons so could you guys dial back the nonstop talking about it/praising it a little? :( I ask this as a personal favor.

[Pumpkin]

Want to switch names Pike? I will take your over mine anyday.

[Pike]

Want to switch names Pike? I will take your over mine anyday.

LET'S DO IT :jess:

[Pumpkin]

Cool :smug:.

I am now Stephanie....uhh.. something.





:smug:

[Pike]

Cool :smug:.

I am now Stephanie....uhh.. something.





:smug:

Terrible boring last name that you will hate.

[Pumpkin]

Just checked on Facebook.


At least people can pronounce yours.

I mean, mine.

[Jinx]

Just checked on Facebook.


At least people can pronounce yours.

I mean, mine.

Am I awesome because I knew how to pronounce that, or what? :smug:

[NeoCracker]

I like my name, but only based on something that may or may not be true.

According to Behindthename.com Michael translates to "Who is Like God?", though I've read "He who is like God" before, but it works either way in this case.

Crissman, my last name, is where it may not be true, but if my sisters original geneology research she did for class really was correct, it was a derivation of a word, specifically in insult, used to call someone an uninteligent cave man.

Thus my name translates to "Who Is Like God? An Unintelligent Cave Man." and this is funny to me. :p

[noxious.sunshine]

I used to hate my name in general.

Jamie.

It's such a unisex name.

But whatever. I dig it now. I'm nearly 30. I have bigger fish to fry & worry about than what my effing name is.

lmao It's quite funny though when I tell people my daughter's name. Parker.

They're like "That's her -last- name... Right?" and I'm like "Nope. Not at all. It's her name." and then I get weird looks 'cuz I named my lil girl Parker. But it's her name and it's awesome.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

north by...

[Hollycat]

My mother will never let me live down the fact that when I was seven years old I hated my name, and one night I told her I wanted to change my name to Rod.

I think it was a character on Sabrina or something, but even though I was young, she brings it up everytime anyone mentions hating the name of anything.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

It's funny. I never wanted to change my name. Hated it when people called me Andy though.

Andy.

[Skyblade]

this has come up before and I've been too lazy to post it.

Vocaroo | Voice message (http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LvboSFSx9a)

Aha, it was lousy French pronunciation.

I mean, um, very nice name, shion.

[noxious.sunshine]

-_-; So glad I dodged the whole "being born a boy" bullet.

I would've been named Fred. My dad still called me Fred for years though.

My dad thought up the name "Brandy" for my sister... His mom goes "Why don'tcha just name her 'Whiskey' then!?" so they changed the spelling to an I instead of a Y at the end. And my mom swears my brother's a trouble maker 'cuz he was named after my dad & his dad instead of my mom's dad. heh.

[Shorty]

If we're doing the "what would you have been called as the opposite sex" thing, I win. My dad always told me he would have named me Cornelius if I were a boy so they could call me Corny Cobb.

Afterward, though, he'd tell me that nah, they were really just going to call me Max.

[Skyblade]

If we're doing the "what would you have been called as the opposite sex" thing, I win. My dad always told me he would have named me Cornelius if I were a boy so they could call me Corny Cobb.

Afterward, though, he'd tell me that nah, they were really just going to call me Max.

And which do you prefer? Cornelius, Max, or Sarah?

[LocoColt04]

My first name is Cesar.

My middle name is Mario.

Have fun. <3

[noxious.sunshine]

I had a poodle named Max. Maximus Percival. XD He weighed 5 lbs.

[Skyblade]

My sister has a cat named Sir Percival Blakeney Baronet. It's a great name for him, he's a total fop. We call him Percy.

We should totally hijack this into an "awesome name for pets" thread.

[noxious.sunshine]

AHhaha! We should.

I need a name for the Newfoundland we're gonna get eventually someday. -_-; The BF thinks I'm weird 'cuz our animals always had middle names.
Our boxer Sassy was Sassy J (she had a white J on her chest). And the last one was Ellie May ... Strangely, my mom's poodle Gidget doesn't have a middle name, though I call her Gidget Rose to piss my mumzy off. It's -her- middle name and she -hates- it. Esp when I call her "Rosie" XD.

Parker wants to name her kitten Mabel. I'm like "wtf? Where did -that- come from?"

Annnd my sister's dogs are Charlotte Elizabeth & Bennett Lee (for Drew Bennett from teh Titans and Lee from IDK where)

[NeoCracker]

I had a cat names Stalin! (Yes, after the dictator.)

I loved that cat. She was awesome. :love:

[Cuchulainn]

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[Valerna]

No way, I thought that was a joke ><

[noxious.sunshine]

Lol no no. It's true.

I got a black cat & named her Luna. Yep. From Sailor Moon. Luna SilverBell. mmmhhhhhmmm

She was a beesh from hell. She eventually ran off with the gang of stray cats.My sister got smashed one night and said that she probably got jumped in and just ... disappeared.