NeoCracker is a Final Fantasy hipster, discuss. PART 1

[NeoCracker]

Hello to all the influx of Newbies! Seeing as how we rarely get such a surge of new people, I am taking it upon myself to help you all fit in and understand our humble little community! To do so, I am going to start by informing you all of the EoFF groups. Essentially, based on the favorite FF picks, EoFF has dividing it's populaces into groupings. Mind you, we fully encourage different groups mingling and talking, but we here feel strongly it is best that certain people at least understand their place in the community, it just makes things easier.

Anyway, without further adieu, here are the groups! Currently, it is divided into 3 groups.

The Highborn
This grouping includes those who select Final Fantasy games of quality over all other things. There may be inklings of Nostalgia, but regardless the games of choice of The Highborn are picked based mostly on sound mind and reason. Such games include IX, VI, IV, V, and Tactics.

Example Members - Neocracker, Raistlin, The Man, Shion, MontyPython

The Norms
Those of The Norms tend not to look to deeply into their games, and thusly tend to enjoy things more then the games quality would otherwise suggest. Still though, they do look enough to generally realize the problems exist, and still have an eye for at least some quality. The games The Norms tend to place atop their lists are the likes of Final Fantasy VII, XII, and Tactics Advance.

Example Members - Loony BoB, Bolivar, Sephiroth

The Damned
Some of us here are known as The Damned. They show a somewhat delusional view on life, and lack a real sense of their surroundings. They misconstrue things and fail to grasp reality itself. Mind you, this isn't inherently their fault, more likely then not they were born this way. These type are easily identified by praise of games such as X, X-2, VIII, and XIII. Again, do not feel alienated by this group, they simply just don't know better. They do tend to be friendly enough folk though.

Example members - DanielCLFFF13, Zeiferxx, I'm My Own Milf (AKA Mister Adequate, or whatever the hell the name is now.), Pike, Dandy da oak, Maybee


Don't take these groupings as if they are the only people you should associate with, mind you, just a little way to help you ease your transition into the community! :monster:

Yes, I really had nothing better to do then this the past 10-20 minutes then take a jab at people who like different games then me. :p

[Shauna]

:colbert:

Well, this isn't very welcoming.

[Pike]

I don't see myself on the list :colbert:

[Raistlin]

Welcome to EoFF, peons. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif


I don't see myself on the list :colbert:

You're with The Damned, but only because Huxley has infected you.

[NeoCracker]

There you go Pike. ;P

Anyone want added into my examples, I'll gladly put you in! :monster:

[Hollycat]

What group do I fit in?

[Formalhaut]

I dread to think what group I'm in.

[Loony BoB]

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I love you guys really. :<3:

[NeoCracker]

I don't remember what your favorite FF's are, so either post them or send them to me, and we shall see where you end up! :monster:

[Sephex]

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[Shorty]

Real great job at non-scaring off newbies, nerds. :colbert:

[Formalhaut]

Okay then. What if you don't play ANY final fantasy?

I'm not one of those people, but assuming someone was, what group would they be in?

[Goldenboko]

What if you're favorite FFs are X, IX, and XII. That doesn't appear to make any of the lists.

[Shauna]

What if this thread is doing the opposite of attracting people to stay?

[Goldenboko]

What if NeoCracker is the worst

[Pumpkin]

My favorites are IX, VIII, and Tactics. Where do I go?

[Pike]

What if this thread is doing the opposite of attracting people to stay?


What if NeoCracker is the worst

Because both of these things are accurate this is leaving Wonder Square and going into General FF instead where you guys can bicker about FFs to your heart's content. :colbert:

By the way, my two favorite FFs are FFII and FF Tactics Advance and neither of those are on the list :doublecolbert:

[NeoCracker]

Okay then. What if you don't play ANY final fantasy?

I'm not one of those people, but assuming someone was, what group would they be in?

Your a non-entity mostly. Go out and play some FF.


What if you're favorite FFs are X, IX, and XII. That doesn't appear to make any of the lists.
Depends on the order then. WHich one is your favorite? How far ahead is your favorite from the others? What is your reasoning? It's like you didn't even read the non-game part of the description. For shame Boko.


What if this thread is doing the opposite of attracting people to stay?
Clearly they didn't have the stomach for this place anyway, and I just weeded them out before they got in to deep.


What if NeoCracker is the worst
That changes nothing really.



My favorites are IX, VIII, and Tactics. Where do I go?
Two out of three ain't bad. Welcome to the Highborn.





Because both of these things are accurate this is leaving Wonder Square and going into General FF instead where you guys can bicker about FFs to your heart's content. :colbert:

By the way, my two favorite FFs are FFII and FF Tactics Advance and neither of those are on the list :doublecolbert:

Firstly, this is not about which final fantasy's are better, and there hasn't even been any argument on that subject pike. This is a thread about grouping EoFF members so that the Newbies will best know where they fit in around here to make their transition into the forums easier. This thread has little to do with FF itself, and I demand it remain in Wonder Square.

And Tactics Advance is clearly listed under 'The Norms'. And I didn't even list all the FF's anyway, as these were simply guidelines. Clearly II falls under The Damned.

It's like you didn't even read this thread Pike. For shame.

[Pike]

Firstly, this is not about which final fantasy's are better

Yes it is :p

[Karifean]

Clearly NeoCracker doesn't know that Final Fantasy X is objectively the best Final Fantasy game.

[Pike]

Here, because I'm nice, I'll move it back to Wonder Square.

[Madame Adequate]

I like IV and VI.

[Pike]

I like IV and VI.

Me too :jess:

[Ultima Shadow]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4355/rydia3.pnghttp://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4203/mio4.png
"Hey, Mio? What were your
favourite FF games again?"










http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/2938/mio1.pnghttp://img12.imageshack.us/img12/8266/rydia5.png
"My favourites would be... VIII, X and XIII."










http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4355/rydia3.pnghttp://img227.imageshack.us/img227/4203/mio4.png
"But... that means you are eternally damned!"
"No, I'm not! Seriouly, Rydia, don't-"










http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5144/rydia1.pnghttp://img697.imageshack.us/img697/3220/mio2y.png
"'Mrs. Rydia, please. I'm a highborn, you see."
"...someone, save me."

[NeoCracker]

Here, because I'm nice, I'll move it back to Wonder Square.

That's a good start, but what happens when Part 2 comes up? With the new title no one will no this thread is part one of my newbie introduction guide. I suggest we compromise on the thread title.

A Newbies Guide to the Forum Part 1: Neocracker is a Final Fantasy Hipster

I believe this is fair.

[maybee]

The Damned
Some of us here are known as The Damned. They show a somewhat delusional view on life, and lack a real sense of their surroundings. They misconstrue things and fail to grasp reality itself. Mind you, this isn't inherently their fault, more likely then not they were born this way. These type are easily identified by praise of games such as X, X-2, VIII, and XIII. Again, do not feel alienated by this group, they simply just don't know better. They do tend to be friendly enough folk though.
[/Spoiler]http://media.tumblr.com/717fece264355865544ea894effa0693/tumblr_inline_moobh0XoNW1qz4rgp.gif

[Aulayna]

NeoCracker's favourite FF is actually Final Fantasy Artniks. You've probably never heard of it.

[dandy da oak]

I think I'm one of the damned :( I like all of the Final Fantasy games though :(