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Chris
07-01-2013, 12:52 PM
Is the any better than some crispy chicken skin? Or some crunchy pig's skin popcorn?

Let us discuss ways to prepare and consume skin.

http://damnrecipes.com/jpg/03/Crunchy-Pig-Skin-Popcorn-Food-Republic.jpg

comma
07-01-2013, 12:58 PM
You really expect us to believe that's chicken skin? It's obviously human skin. I noticed the eyeball soup you posted, too. Where are you getting these human parts?

You want us to call the cops on you, right? This is a cry for help, right?

Jinx
07-01-2013, 12:59 PM
CHICKEN SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Chris
07-01-2013, 01:02 PM
You really expect us to believe that's chicken skin? It's obviously human skin. I noticed the eyeball soup you posted, too. Where are you getting these human parts?

You want us to call the cops on you, right? This is a cry for help, right?
You silly goose. That is obviously not a picture of chicken skin, but it's a pic of the ripped pig's skin popcorn. :colbert:

comma
07-01-2013, 01:13 PM
I can't see too much detail on my iPod, but the fact you called me a goose is just more evidence that you see humans as edible animals for you to consume.

Chris
07-01-2013, 01:18 PM
no although i do enjoy MEAT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I96RZh8108o) pies

comma
07-01-2013, 01:20 PM
Nice try. Where did you get the eyeballs? They were definitely human eyeballs.

Chris
07-01-2013, 01:22 PM
Just to make something clear so people don't get the wrong impression of me. I do not condone undercooked human flesh. :colbert:

Chicken... :drool:

http://nrn.com/site-files/nrn.com/files/imagecache/galleryformatter_slide_penton/gallery_images/Spicy%20Chicken%20Skin%20copy.jpg

Formalhaut
07-01-2013, 02:02 PM
I was very apprehensive when I saw 'Skin' show up in Quina's Kitchen. I was even more scared when I saw Chris has made it.


Phew! Something we agree on. Deep-fried chicken skin (ala KFC or some other greaseball food chain) is utterly delicious, albeit very unhealthy and I wouldn't want to eat it that often. Never tried Pig skin though. Sounds... interesting.

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 02:55 PM
I love getting those already cooked rotisserie chickens from like Wal Mart. I will eat the entire skin off of it as soon as it gets home. Used to piss my ex off to no end.

Fried Pork skin aka Chicharrones though.. Newp. Dun like it. Funny how it's a very Southern thing (cracklins', pork rinds, etc) but it's also a super Mexican thing. I think maybe just cooked a tad bit differently.

Pike
07-01-2013, 03:48 PM
Chicken skin is good so long as I'm not thinking about what it is as I eat it.

Jinx
07-01-2013, 03:55 PM
All you guys talking about human skin

I dunno about you, but I'd taste mouthful of Chris' skin...

noxious.sunshine
07-01-2013, 03:57 PM
Isn't that what a lot of people do when they're eating -any- animal related foods? I mean, unless you're Michael Symon and have an extreme obsession with beef in general.

My kiddo would -not- eat meat for years until like she was 3. No chicken nuggets, no fish, no steak or ground beef, nada. Just bacon every now and then. She finally got into it and started liking it, but I think now, she's wanting to go back to being a vegetarian 'cuz the animals get killed before we eat them and she doesn't like that they get hurt like that.

Shorty
07-02-2013, 02:32 AM
The only skin I will eat is if it's chicken skin from KFC. Other than that, gtfo.

comma
07-02-2013, 04:16 AM
I'm getting really nervous about your cannibalism and the fact that you are flaunting it pretty much anonymously on the Internet.

I want you to prove that the eyeballs and "pork" rinds were not made of humans. I want to see pictures of receipts with today's newspaper for the skin and the eyeballs.

Shorty
07-02-2013, 04:17 AM
In agreement. Let's see it.

comma
07-02-2013, 04:22 AM
I realize that by speaking up like this, I'm likely making myself a target. He gets off on abducting lesser-known members on the message board and posting the dishes he makes from their flesh for all to see.

The only way he won't get to me is if I become more popular. Otherwise nobody will notice when I go missing and he posts an eyeball sub or a big juicy thigh ham like any other day. "Just Chris being Chris again... I wonder where comma went."

Pumpkin
07-02-2013, 04:22 AM
Fried KFC chicken skin is the best part of the chicken.

comma
07-02-2013, 04:24 AM
Even more terrifying is the fact that I sent my address to someone on here because I won a Final Fantasy poster contest. I realize now it was all a ploy to acquire another lesser-known's address to add to the slaughter queue. This is a site-wide cannibalism conspiracy. In fact this entire forum is probably culpable. You're all in on it!

Shorty
07-02-2013, 04:24 AM
Now, now. Don't throw us all in a bag with a skin-eater like Chris.

noxious.sunshine
07-02-2013, 05:00 AM
Oh hurr hurr hurr.

I made white chili with chicken today with bone in, skin-on chicken thighs and seared the skin sides with hot oil & butter to crisp them up. I peeled one off and fed it to Jay and he said he had an orgasm in his mouth - no salt or pepper needed. BOOYA!

I also made sopes (fried mexican corn dough cake things) and put the chili on top. It turned out super good. I took pics, will post in a bit.

EDIT:

Tomorrow I'm making chicken in mole verde with fry bread. Suck on that.

comma
07-02-2013, 05:05 AM
At the risk of going off topic: Speaking of white chili, I made this once and it was INCREDIBLE: Cold Weather Recipe: White Chicken Chili Recipes from The Kitchn | The Kitchn (http://www.thekitchn.com/cold-weather-recipe-white-chicken-chili-recipes-from-the-kitchn-181533)

I made it a little too spicy, but I like things a little too spicy.

noxious.sunshine
07-02-2013, 07:10 AM
I have major Food Porn going on on my phone... I'm uploading it all now.