If the NSA is reading EoFF...

[Jinx]

What would you like to say to them?

[noxious.sunshine]

Bomb bomb, bombity bomb, I said a bomb bomb bombity bomb.

You do realize you can get tapped for saying that word?

Maybe not now, but I could potentially have gotten my parents and myself in trouble for saying things like that on the phone and actually knowing where they were in their truck when I shouldn't have. They used to haul ammo and other military equipment with super high security clearances.

[Aulayna]

I farted the last time I went through passport control.

[Shauna]

I have done nothing wrong.

*shuffles awkwardly away*

:shifty:

[noxious.sunshine]

Good one, Captain Obvious.

[Pike]

DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR AN AMAZING TRUE STORY

ok so when I went to visit Hux we went to Belfast. Spent a few days there and then went to the airport so we could fly back to Jolly Ol' England. We're checking in our bags and there's a sign telling you what you can and can't have in your luggage and good old Huxley, who was already kind of flustered about something, says really loudly "HEY THERE'S NO NUCLEAR BOMBS ON THIS LIST, DOES THAT MEAN IT'S OK TO BRING THEM ABOARD??"

the poor guy checking in our bags just laughed nervously and I pulled Hux aside and was like "uhh yeah you shouldn't be saying that in a bloody airport." Poor Hux turned beet red.

Later when we went through security they spent fifteen minutes carefully going over his Playstation with every tool in the box to make sure it wasn't a bomb.

It was amazing.

[Chris]

Galactic Playboy
http://i44.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/aucndg.png

[noxious.sunshine]

LMAO that reminds me of my sister... She flies a lot and went to go through security and the metal detector goes off. . She's thinking thinking thinking and suddenly goes "OH I know what it is!! I HAVE A KNIFE!"

... Her damn pink Swiss Army Knife that she'd forgotten was in her purse. Dumbass.

[Aulayna]

DO YOU GUYS WANT TO HEAR AN AMAZING TRUE STORY

ok so when I went to visit Hux we went to Belfast. Spent a few days there and then went to the airport so we could fly back to Jolly Ol' England. We're checking in our bags and there's a sign telling you what you can and can't have in your luggage and good old Huxley, who was already kind of flustered about something, says really loudly "HEY THERE'S NO NUCLEAR BOMBS ON THIS LIST, DOES THAT MEAN IT'S OK TO BRING THEM ABOARD??"

the poor guy checking in our bags just laughed nervously and I pulled Hux aside and was like "uhh yeah you shouldn't be saying that in a bloody airport." Poor Hux turned beet red.

Later when we went through security they spent fifteen minutes carefully going over his Playstation with every tool in the box to make sure it wasn't a bomb.

It was amazing.

And this is the story of how Pike and MILF were replaced with undercover NSA agents here at EoFF...

[Denmark]

Hux pls

I want them to know that [THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN DELETED BY THE NSA]

[Mirage]

One of the coins in my wallet is actually a disguised 64GB microSD card, bursting at the seams with classified US intelligence files. The contents are also AES256 encrypted with a key more complex than your mother's penis.


-edit-
Oh, should I for some reason be unable to check in at certain computer terminals at regular intervals, copies of the data will be automatically distributed to various websites and key personell around the world. Naturally, these distributed copies will not have the same password as my master copy has, and it will not be terribly hard for the recipents of them to guess the passwords, considering I have already supplied them with hints.
So you should probably not kill me or lock me up or something like that.

[escobert]

My mothers penis is pretty damn complex I'll have you know, sir.


On another note,

I HATE YOU NSA GO EAT A OBUMA DOODOO WITH SOME BUSH ON TOP.

[Shorty]

Staff are all key members of Anonymous.

[Sephex]

Stop watching me masturbate, unless you're into that sort of thing.

[fire_of_avalon]

Seriously? Well seriously I'd say "I really have no fear of you. The worst you can do is systematically destroy the very thing that keeps you in power. Point in fact, you're far more trapped than I - I can eventually change you. You can't do anything to me but hurt me."

Non-seriously: "Come at me, bros."

[Skyblade]

Which Final Fantasy game is your favorite?

If you're monitoring everything, does that mean you've got copies of every digitally distributed game, whether through Steam, GoG, or simple torrent sites?

Do you guys get in trouble for playing games at work?

Oh, c'mon, you have access to the entire internet. The government may be cheap, but I'll bet you still have some pretty decent computers. And while you may be too professional to watch porn on the clock, I highly doubt you don't play games.

You're a Free Cell guy, aren't you?

[Shoeberto]

I heard the World Health Organization (WHO) (and components) was investigating Iran. They were interested in text books on Michoacana Cyber terror. But they found the literature to be Toxic, and had a used Trojan in it that had been planted by the Cops. Communications were had about the Hazardous material incident. Tamil Tigers said that the Incident could have caused Listeria if Calderon visited with his gang of Pirates who were treating Foot and Mouth (FMD) with the Los Zetas gang. But luckily they knew ahead of time due to having a Keylogger. Cain and abel, being the real perpetrators, drove their Weapons cache on the Interstate and got away scot-free.

(Scroll down to get your own list of targeted words (http://redditgifts.com/exchanges/now-sharing-absurdity/)! It's like a fucked up ad-lib!)

[Bunny]

My birthday is September 30th and I want a pony. I will send them a more detailed letter later.

[Jinx]

trojans

lol

i wonder how many times the nsa has listened to people's conversations and heard trojans

and been like

"nope. false alarm. they're just going to have sex."

[Unbreakable Will]

Sorry for what you saw the other night.

[Shorty]

The rest of EoFF is, too.

[Unbreakable Will]

Dear Shorty,

:razz:

That is all.
UW

[Shorty]

Dear Will,

We're watching you.

~S

[Pumpkin]

"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE"

[Unbreakable Will]

Dear Will,

We're watching you.

~S
You like what you see.
:bigsmile:

[Shorty]

We black bar the camera. Put some clothes on; you're not Chris.

[theundeadhero]

hi

[Unbreakable Will]

It's cos I'm Cuban/Irish isn't it?

Racist. :G

[Shorty]

I'm sorry, lad. I don't make the rules.

oh wait

[Del Murder]

'See you guys on Monday.'

[Loony BoB]

penis

[Bierhumpen_Kukki]

hey you shitheads! you bored already? guess not... then let me tell you, youre looking in the wrong place! if you want to get yourselves some nice hot and steaming terrorist try your luck at facebook, google+ and other social networks!
even if theyre hunted down like the dogs they are, they still need a place to laugh about you idiots! xD

[Hollycat]

My anus is actually a USB in port, It also serves as an HDMI out, but only for 2.0 and 3.0 cables.

[Peegee]

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