Let's Talk About How Chris Has Terrible Taste In Foods

[Jinx]

So we can stop derailing every food thread.




EYEBALL SOUP, REALLY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????//

[Shorty]

Contain it like the drunk thread. Good idea.

[Chris]

This is pure spam and should be closed. Also, everything's a lie, made up by Sarah to discredit my pure reputation.

[Shorty]

This entire sub-forum is spam. The thread stays.

[Jinx]

Next thing we hear

He loves to eat eagle talons or pigs ears or alligator hide or some shit

[Chris]

Eagle: The talons aren't edible, and you usually cut off the toes before you consume its feet.

Pig's Ear: This is a perfectly normal thing to eat. I'm not even kidding. They're nice and crunchy.

Gator: I've actually had some and it's surprisingly sweet and very lean.

[Shauna]

:stare:

[Jinx]

We give pigs ears to our dogs.

[Shorty]

oh man so do I

ahahahaha this is hilarious

do you also eat cow hooves chris dear

[Jinx]

oh man so do I

ahahahaha this is hilarious

do you also eat cow hooves chris dear

omg he probably does xD <3333

[Shauna]

I'd say we should play a game of "What's the most ridiculous thing we can think of: has Chris eaten it?" but I feel that we will only come out the other side full of regrets.

[Jinx]

Chris is like a billy goat

He's probably eats tin cans and dandelions on a regular basis

[Shorty]

Dandelions? He eats children's shoes, for christ's sake.

[Chris]

Tin cans? Not so much. Flowers? Yes. I mix it in a salad, and it's actually very delicious.

[noxious.sunshine]

My ex likes pickled pigs' ears, actually.

I hear dandelions are good. Or dandelion greens.

In all seriousness, if Doomsday were to come around, Chris would probably be the one to survive. mmmhmhhmmmm

EDIT:

And I'm sure it doesn't matter what the thread is, he'll find the grossest sounding thing related and post it.

[Chris]

Throw anything at me, and I'll try it once. What's the harm?

[noxious.sunshine]

You forgot to add "and like it", dear.just saying.

[Chris]

Your daughter looks Filipino, surely you must have tried some Filipino cuisine.

[noxious.sunshine]

She's MEXICAN! lmao. I have had some Filipino food cuz of the bf. But what I've had is pretty much Mexican unless it's all been doused in soy sauce & vinegar. My kid only eats flipping cheese dip and Mexican red rice anyway... And the short ribs just cooked plain.

Lmao one thing I know you'd never try... For realz.... Is girls. XD mwah!

[Aulayna]

Throw anything at me, and I'll try it once. What's the harm?

Even a fried pile of poo that's ridden with various life threatening diseases?

[noxious.sunshine]

Auly... Sorry for the O/T, but where did you get the pic for your sig? Not that I want to make one similar, I'm just curious.