I Spy

[Shorty]

Let's play I Spy!

Rules:
- The only way to guess the answer is to ask questions to the spyer. (ie, Is it red? Is it a cartoon? Is is a smilie? Is is game-related? Is it a person, is it s place, is it a thing? Is it animated?)
-Whoever gets the answer correct is the next spyer, or they can pass their turn off.
-The thing you're spying must be on EoFF. On the frontsite, on the forums, on a blog, on a profile, on a signature, on an avatar, a member's name. Anything on the forums.
-Don't make it so obscure that nobody can freaking tell what it is.
-Three hints may be given. If nobody gets it in three hints, the spyer has the option of taking another turn!

Ready? Any questions? Any other rules we should add?

I spy with my Shawty's eye something fuzzy.

[Jinx]

Tigmafuzz.

[CimminyCricket]

Is it animated?

[Shorty]

It is not Tigmafuzz and it is not animated.

[Jinx]

Is it in the post cutes thread?

[Shorty]

Nope.

[Jinx]

UGH THIS GAME IS TOO HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

Is it in the food forum?

[CimminyCricket]

Is it on the front site?

[Shorty]

Nooo the front site, let me check on the food forum.

It's not hard, goddammit, this is how you play I Spy!

[LocoColt04]

Is it in the picture thread whose name keeps changing?

[Agent Proto]

Is it currently in this thread?

[Jinx]

Is it someone's facial hair?

[CimminyCricket]

Is it the mog?

[Shorty]

Is it in the food forum?

Yes.


Is it in the picture thread whose name keeps changing?

It doesn't appear to be, no.


Is it currently in this thread?

No.


Is it someone's facial hair?

No.


Is it the mog?

No.

[LocoColt04]

Is it in someone's signature?

[Shorty]

Yes.

[LocoColt04]

The coat in TB's signature?

(Gatsby was thoroughly enjoyable, by the way.)

Wait,I rescind my question because you said it wasn't in this thread.

[Shorty]

No.

(Her coat is in the picture thread.)

[LocoColt04]

This is hard from my phone.

The Pooh Bear in Chris's signature?

[Shorty]

No. Good guesses, though!

also wtf come online and come into chat

[LocoColt04]

Let me drive home first. I formally request the first hint.

And on that note, I'll get in my car.

[Shorty]

First hint:
I'm not a person, place or thing
I cannot fly and I cannot sing
I wear not hat, nor scarf, nor ring
Double-cross me and it will sting.

[LocoColt04]

Okay, so I need a signature from someone who has posted in Quina's Kitchen who has never posted in this thread nor in the picture thread. I've got this.

And it's not a noun. VERBS AREN'T IN SIGNATURES THAT AREN'T ANIMATED. Verbs also are not fuzzy. I do not believe you limericked appropriately.



But, Miriel has never posted in the picture thread, but has posted in Quina's Kitchen, and her signature contains inanimate hearts, which could be considered warm fuzzies, an abstract thought. That's all I've got.

[Shorty]

It is a noun. It's not a person, place or thing.

It is not Miriel's signature.

[LocoColt04]

ALL NOUNS ARE THINGS. Phrasing.

In that case, Chemical has an adorably pissed-looking kitten hanging out just waiting to slice someone real gooooood.

[Shorty]

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

[LocoColt04]

I don't have a Shawty's Eye, so I'll have to use my standard blind ones.

On that note, I spy something prime.

[noxious.sunshine]

Nooo the front site, let me check on the food forum.

It's not hard, goddammit, this is how you play I Spy!

There is no need to get pissy. xD

[Shorty]

>several posts later

[LocoColt04]

So... yeah... anyway... something PRIME.

[Shorty]

Is it a number?

[Jinx]

Steak.

[LocoColt04]

Shorty: Technically speaking, no. It is not a number.

TB: No, we're grilling lemon pepper barbecue chicken for dinner. And the I-Spy-related thing is not steak.

[LocoColt04]

Free hint: it's on EoFF, but not where you look every day.

[Jinx]

Is it in Chat?

[Shorty]

Is it a member's name?

[LocoColt04]

No, and also no.

[blackmage_nuke]

Is it in the general archives?

[LocoColt04]

It is not in the general archives! But good guess - I like what you were thinking.

[Pheesh]

Is it in the user cp?

[LocoColt04]

It is not in the user CP.