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DMKA
07-06-2013, 05:38 AM
Think about it...

- Cross dressing for the Don
- Going out of his way to be sexy for the Don
- Dating Barret
- Being oblivious to Tifa, Aeris and Yuffie's charms at every turn
- Bathing and lounging with Mukki
- Large phallic sword
- Obsession with femboy Sephiroth
- All those balls of materia
- That hair
- He can "Mistify" male enemies
- Stood there and allowed aforementioned femboy to murder his beard, Aeris
- Got naked and then showed off in front of Shinra infantry
- Obsessed with large phallic Sister Ray
- Clearly a closet case with all those other selves in the disc 2 dream sequence
- Buys flowers from Aeris even though he has no girl to give them to
- Doesn't say he isn't gay, just that the Don's goons are SCRUBS and therefore not his type
- That rainbow when he summons Phoenix

Just try and deny these infallible articles of proof.

Chris
07-06-2013, 08:35 AM
I know that your post is meant in jest, but it's actually very true. Cloud is a homosexual. Even the name screams it.

noxious.sunshine
07-06-2013, 09:40 AM
Haaa I never thought of that.

And people make fun of Squall. -_-

Chris
07-06-2013, 01:58 PM
Haaa I never thought of that.

And people make fun of Squall. -_-
You're doing it wrong. People make fun of Squall AND Cloud together.

Formalhaut
07-06-2013, 02:00 PM
Haha. I'm playing VII now actually and that certainly does some genuine sense. :p

noxious.sunshine
07-06-2013, 02:28 PM
They do? Because.. You know. Those that are diehard VII fans and hate VIII would consider this blasphemy.

maybee
07-06-2013, 03:56 PM
You are not the only one that thought that Cloud would rather get it on with Zack or Vincent than Tifa or Aeris.

Robot Chicken: Ballad of Gay Tony - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKxAujA382E)

noxious.sunshine
07-07-2013, 01:39 PM
*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

Karifean
07-07-2013, 01:57 PM
*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

It's not like he has no reason to act this way, though.

noxious.sunshine
07-07-2013, 02:10 PM
True, but still. I'm -just- saying.

Psychotic
07-07-2013, 02:40 PM
Cloud's interest in the phallus is purely an artistic one. What are these bigoted times in which we live when a man cannot enjoy thirsting for penis without having his sexuality called into question? Shame on all of you.

Chris
07-07-2013, 05:02 PM
Hmm, don't know Psy, your post sounds a little gay to me.

maybee
07-08-2013, 09:07 AM
*Snickers* YOu know what else I noticed? Even though Cloud is a bit more talkative than Squall in general, he's also more emo-centric. XD "Who am I? This isn't real! OMG! I'm freaking out! Tifa help!"

It's not like he has no reason to act this way, though.

Agree Cloud has a huge reason why he's a little messed up in the head and most likely suffering from Post traumatic stress. Squall wouldn't cope a day in Cloud's shoes sorry. I don't think anybody would in the Final Fantasy series, not even Zidane. However Zack made it out alright clearly.
:jess:

noxious.sunshine
07-08-2013, 04:21 PM
o.o; I just watched that one scene in the Shinra Mansion.. Zack got shot up by Shinra officers.

LunarWeaver
01-14-2014, 07:22 PM
He never misses a chance to be penetrated by his idol.

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Jiro
01-17-2014, 04:07 AM
god you would think by now he would know how to block that

Psychotic
01-17-2014, 06:26 AM
I like to imagine Cloud in an old Looney Tunes cartoon, drinking a glass of orange juice and then having it spill out of all these holes in his torso.

Ayen
01-17-2014, 07:03 AM
It's okay to be gay, Cloud. However, your relationship with Sephiroth is abusive and unhealthy. You deserve better.

Botchmun
01-17-2014, 08:00 AM
The worst part is now when I say Cloud is an overrated sack of crap people will call it gay bashing.

Kalevala
01-17-2014, 08:35 PM
The Shinra building is just a metaphor for a giant, erect phallus that Cloud must climb.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Final_Fantasy_VII_Box_Art.jpg