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DMKA
07-06-2013, 05:54 AM
What do you think of Jesus?

http://www.testimoniesofheavenandhell.com/Pictures-Of-Jesus/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Jesus-Walking-On-the-Beach-Picture.jpg

I think he's a pretty cool guy.

The Man
07-06-2013, 05:55 AM
I think he's a pretty cool guy.eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything?

But yeah, he's pretty cool.

p.s. your image is 403'd.

Araciel
07-06-2013, 05:55 AM
he's really good at cutting my grass.

Raistlin
07-06-2013, 05:57 AM
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/raistyk/rejectchrist.jpg

The Man
07-06-2013, 06:00 AM
http://img.fark.net/images/cache/850/R/RN/fark_RNvhNUtNBUWoiBfbPEVYDhM_LwI.jpg?t=NrC0WuI3Pt-gJssknsaVQQ&f=1373256000
Also 403'd, but I can't argue with that logic.

Calliope
07-06-2013, 06:12 AM
I wonder what shampoo he uses.

Laddy
07-06-2013, 06:33 AM
I always thought most depictions of Jesus were of him lookin' pretty hot.

I have a crush on my Lord and Savior.

Raistlin
07-06-2013, 06:34 AM
Also 403'd, but I can't argue with that logic.

That was definitely not the URL I intended to put in there. xD I fixed it now.

Shorty
07-06-2013, 06:57 AM
Yeah, he's alright.

Gzussaves
07-06-2013, 07:21 AM
awwww.. thanks guys

noxious.sunshine
07-06-2013, 08:06 AM
He doesn't pay child support. He can eff off.

Chris
07-06-2013, 08:41 AM
I thought this was about Jebus. :(

noxious.sunshine
07-06-2013, 09:22 AM
Jesus is my baby daddy, Chris. -_-; He lives in Mexico.

Jinx
07-06-2013, 11:18 AM
He's a bit of a racist, and kind of a dick, honestly.

Pike
07-06-2013, 03:14 PM
Jesus is a middle eastern socialist so it's fun to see him embraced by the GOP :)

Faris
07-06-2013, 03:18 PM
Yeah, I guess Jesus is alright or whatever but what happened to Jebus? :(

Formalhaut
07-06-2013, 03:32 PM
I think he's a pretty stand up guy.

maybee
07-06-2013, 03:50 PM
Bit of a random thread. What's next ? What do we all think of Moses ?

Unbreakable Will
07-06-2013, 04:44 PM
He's got glorious hair.

Other than that, eh...

Pike
07-06-2013, 05:01 PM
Bit of a random thread. What's next ? What do we all think of Moses ?

Moses is great with that whole Red Sea thing and the LET MY PEOPLE GO thing and all

Unbreakable Will
07-06-2013, 05:03 PM
Bit of a random thread. What's next ? What do we all think of Moses ?

Moses is great with that whole Red Sea thing and the LET MY PEOPLE GO thing and all
I hate magic tricks though. I mean, turning his walking staff into a snake? ​So cliche.:roll2

Pike
07-06-2013, 06:29 PM
Yeah but did you see The Prince of Egypt? Or The Ten Commandments? That guy was stone cold with the plagues and the killings of firstborn sons and things. He wasn't messing around.

NeoCracker
07-06-2013, 06:57 PM
Samson's my homeboy.

Araciel
07-06-2013, 07:26 PM
Yeah but did you see The Prince of Egypt? Or The Ten Commandments? That guy was stone cold with the plagues and the killings of firstborn sons and things. He wasn't messing around.

Moses was just the messenger on those

Jinx
07-07-2013, 03:00 AM
Yeah but did you see The Prince of Egypt? Or The Ten Commandments? That guy was stone cold with the plagues and the killings of firstborn sons and things. He wasn't messing around.

Omg.

You don't have to be religious or a theist, but the Prince of Egypt is a goddamn amazing and heart-wrenching movie, and the music from it is superb.

Psychotic
07-07-2013, 09:46 AM
I used to have my own personal Jesus, and it was great to reach out and touch faith whenever I wanted. Then it turns out it was creepy Uncle Frank in a costume and the faith I was reaching out to touch, well... :erm: