Ciddies Week Part I: Talkin’ ‘bout My Revelations (awards 50-36 posted!)

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

38. MLT Win a Ciddie for the very first time


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Formalhaut.........................5
Yerushalmi.........................5
Mr. Shauna.........................4
The White Wizard of Fynn...........4
DanielCLFFF13......................3
noxious.sunshine...................3
NeoCracker.........................2
Shaibana...........................1
RSL................................1




Sephex.............................6
Parker.............................7


And the Ciddie goes to…


ANYONE BUT SEPHEX

Oh wait, I meant:

Sephex.............................16


Sephex!
:ciddie: :ciddie:

[Formalhaut]

Ciddies history has been made.

Sephex wins a ciddie.

[Sephex]

IVZjnZRINac

[Pumpkin]

:party::party::party::party::party::party:

[Pike]

http://img-s3-01.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2013/07/11/14d6bc33be34a2724d9024d31d9ef13d.gif

Also poor Parker in chat :(

[NeoCracker]

IVZjnZRINac

I vote we immediately revoke his Ciddie for this.

[Shauna]

>One vote for KH Ciddie

Well then guys. I thought you knew me. Even BoB got more votes than me, what is that all about. ;_;



But congrats to all! Especially Sephex on his win of the decade! :3

[Pike]

pi96ucB7ZdI

[Shorty]

oh man dude congratulations!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37. MLT Get Banned
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Tifa’s Boobs


The Nominees:

Chris
Cuchulainn
HasteInTime
NeoCracker
noxious.sunshine
Peegee
Tifa's Boobs
Vincent, Thunder God
zx12y

[Sephex]

My approximate reaction:

Hd7mbqHQSgI

[Parker]

Oh wait, I meant:

Sephex.............................16



u bastard

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/4081/h8d5.png


Darn those rootin’, tootin’ bloody members! Always getting into crap with the Cid Knights, always getting into trouble, sayin the wrong thing! Bah! Back in the old days, members got publicly hazed and humiliated. None of this fancy pants banning crap. But it’s that darn modern techno crap got involved. It’s a sign of the times ya see!!

But these members... Jesus Christ. They get up to all sorts! Posting pictures of dirty male c**ks, swearing more profanities than myself, eating f**king chicken feet! That last one makes me want to smack em round with a trout!!

I swear, those Cid’s Knights have their work cut out with these bunch-a louts! All of them! I don’t know how they manage. Snipping bits here, snipping bits there. They deserve a medal having to cope with this s**t.

But banning ain't strong enough! I want the Thunderdome back. A trial by combat... I want to see REAL justice being done here. Banning is just too pansy! I want to see a fight to death, just like ma and pa did on a daily basis back at home. With the Thunderdome, balls to the wall action is seen and it draws a crowd! Any bad apples can be rooted out in there, stripped of all false reputation they don’t damn deserve!

If any of you win this award, you've been sent on the past for damnation ya hear! God is seeing up above. He sees ALL of ya’ll sins on the forums.


- An incredibly Conservative Southern American

[NeoCracker]

Seriously, guys, me? Banned?

I'm like the paragon of virtue you motherfuckers should be following. :colbert:

[Pumpkin]

Great stereotyping speech Formy :jess:

I live in the South now :(.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

37. MLT Get Banned


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Chris..............................7
noxious.sunshine...................7
Peegee.............................7
zx12y..............................5
Vincent, Thunder God...............4
HasteInTime........................2
RSL................................1
NeoCracker.........................0




Tifa's Boobs.......................8
Cuchulainn.........................11


And the Ciddie goes to…


Cuchulainn
:ciddie: :ciddie:

[Pike]

http://img-s3-01.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2013/07/11/4581e3b8d119bf087a87b8f3006b2c8d.gif

[NeoCracker]

....No votes? Now I'm kind of sad. :cry:

[Shauna]

Congrats to Cuch!

Also a sad for TB, who is disappointed at the lose.

[Sephex]

YEAH! ****ING POTATO EATERS

[Shorty]

sephex is killing me xD

[Raistlin]

Apparently that is Cuch's second MLT Be Banned Ciddie. Good going, Cuch. :cuch:

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36. MLT Be the Next Cid’s Knight/Editor
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): shion


The Nominees:

Agent Proto
Chris
Formalhaut
Quint Eastwood
Shauna
shion
Tifa's Boobs

[Night Fury]

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb15/CutieTarey/CKBanner_zps3195940c.jpg


*After 2 hours of bickering, the judges of ‘EoFF’s Got Talent’ are narrowing down their finalists to pick a winner. But something is amiss.*


Laguna: Barret, seriously. We need to choose NOW. This is someones future at stake!



Barret: I DON’T CARE. I DON’T LIKE ANY OF ‘EM.




Rikku: You big meanie! We have to pick a winner, they’re expecting us at the Ciddies!!!

Barret: Screw those Ciddies! I wanna take down the Shinra!

Terra: Barret, you did that like… ten years ago.

Barret: They’re back! I’m telling you! They’re hiding out in that Staff Forum! They’re just waiting for the right minute to come out and BLAM, that’s it, we’re DOOMED!

Laguna: Urgh. We’ve been over this… The Staff are NOT secretly the Shinra corporation.

Barret: Oh yeah? YEAAAAAH? You just keep thinking that but there’s something not smelling
right about that Del Murder. Who is he anyway? What do we know about him?


*Rikku casts Sleep on Barret*


Rikku: He needs to take a chill pill. Alright, let’s talk about our contestants! I have to say, I really like Tifa’s Boobs. They’re really shapely and I think they could bring a lot to the frontsite!

Laguna: You know what? I agree. They could make some big changes to the place and really pull in some new fans.

Terra: What am I doing here…?

Laguna: Urrrghhhh.. Hey you know what! That Formalhaut is shaping up to be quite the writer!

Rikku: Hmm, I know what you mean, he has written a lot of good stuff…

Terra: But Quint Eastwood could bring the comedic smackdown to the CK team, if we elect him it would make my day.

Laguna: Huh? Who put Chris in here?

Rikku: I DID! His act was great! We’re always saying that the contest needs more flavour and he has it! He has the X Factor!

Terra: He eats some pretty hardcore stuff. Rikku could be on to something, you know he could be the scariest CK…



Laguna: BUT I WANT AN EDITOR YOU GUYS!



Rikku: How about Proto for an Editor? He does all the art work features and he’s consistent and an all round good guy ya’know!

Laguna: Maybe… I think he has it in him to go far…. He could be just like me, I see myself in him so I think really, he could do it for sure. He could go fa-

Terra: Oh come on, stop with the sentimental trout already!

Laguna: Well… okay, but yeah he’s pretty good!

Terra: You know what, no. I know who I want. I want Shauna. She has the whole package! She’s a strong and independent young lady who isn’t afraid to fight for her desires! She is a leading lady in the making and I will stand behind her 100%.

Rikku: Now who’s getting sentimental….

Terra: Zip it, Toots.


Rikku: Yikes. Well, you know there’s something promising in Shion. She made a hellova effort for the food contest! So did Formy! I love them both! Can we have them both?

Laguna: No we can only have one!


*Barret wakes from his sleep*


Barret: What the hell? Where am I? Who are you freaks? WHAT DID YOU DO?

Terra: Uuuhhhhhh



Barret: Choose a winner you say? …. VERY WELL THEN. I CHOOSE……………!

[Sephex]

I have no clue who is going to win this one.

[Pumpkin]

All of the nominees deserve this. SO DIFFICULT

[Pike]

Great speeches this year everyone :jess:

[Shorty]

I am also impressed!

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

36. MLT Be the Next Cid’s Knight/Editor


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Formalhaut.........................6
Quint Eastwood.....................3
Tifa's Boobs.......................2
RSL................................1
Chris..............................0




shion..............................10
Agent Proto........................12
Shauna.............................17


And the Ciddie goes to…


Shauna
:ciddie: :ciddie:

[Pumpkin]

Congrats Shauna :jess:! Well deserved win!

[Sephex]

Congrats to Shauna!

[Pike]

http://img-s3-01.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2013/07/11/131ce5fd158c78b52f77004cda069169.gif

[Calliope]

w00t! Good job, everyone :D

[Formalhaut]

Nice Shauna! Nice efforts though from Proto and Shion! So happy for all of you! :love:

[Faris]

Yay Shauna! :love:

[Shauna]

Hooray! It will go nicely with my Best Newbie 2005 Ciddie.

Thanks to all who voted! Love you guys! <3

[Shorty]

http://img-s3-01.mytextgraphics.com/sparklee/2013/07/11/131ce5fd158c78b52f77004cda069169.gif

how are you making these smurfing things so fast, are they premade or what are you a wizard

Congrats to everyone!

[Pike]

or what are you a wizard

I'm a wizard.

Also SparkLee.com (http://www.sparklee.com/)

[Sephex]

Serious response: Thanks to all the people who voted for me. 16 people? Very cool. I appreciate it tons, guys!

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/termincloudor.png

[Parker]

speeches are awesome guys and congrats to all the winners

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

:cookie: :cookie: :cookie:

And we’re back with the last round of cookies! As you know, I am handing out little rewards of productivity during Ciddies Week as we build up to Ciddies Revelation Day. The winners get a cookie: :cookie:

The first cookie is for Most Threads Made since the last Ciddies, roughly 6-7 months ago. The top three thread starters are:

3. Tifa's Boobs - 142
2. Locky - 207
1. Aulayna – 290

Wow, that’s a lot of threads. Here you go, Aulayna: :cookie:

The next cookie is for Most Threads Made in the Final Fantasy Forums since the last Ciddies. The top three FF thread starters are:

3. Raistlin - 45
2. Wolf Kanno - 62
1. Aulayna – 81

Jesus, again? Aulayna is to threads what Tifa’s Boobs is to penises posts. Here’s your well-earned prize: :cookie:

The last cookie is for Most Articles Published since the last Ciddies. The top three article writers are:

3. Raistlin – 46
2. Aulayna – 48
1. Locky - 74

That’s averaging over 10 articles a month, a lights-out pace for purely volunteer work! Good job, Locky, and here’s your reward: :cookie:

Well, it looks like I’m all out of cookies, you greedy bastards. You’ll just have to buy your own from now on.

Be sure to join us on Saturday for the rest of the revelations! http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

[Pumpkin]

Congrats to Locky and Aulayna and everyone else :D

[Night Fury]

Me with my cookie tbh

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb30pqpnO41qbxuku.gif

[Freya]

Philip p happy boy! You better enjoy your adventures with sora and crew. O_O

[Pike]

Enjoy your cookies friends! :monster:

[Formalhaut]

No cookies or Ciddies as expected :D

Congratulations to all the deserved winners! You guys should be proud of those awards!

[Denmark]

congrats to all the monsters :winner:

i'm sad about parker but happy for sephex. it's okay (parker for best chatter or someth)

[Night Fury]

Phil won a Ciddie and I won a Cookie. :heart:

[Raistlin]

It should be noted that despite EoFF being majority male, the women swept the stats-based cookies. Obviously they need to be given more to do in the kitchen.

Also, I'm not sure what was funnier: everyone freaking out when they thought Sephex lost, or BoB being miserable about winning another FF love-related award. xD

[18:14:54] Award_Pimp> Sephex.............................6
[18:14:57] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAH
[18:14:57] @AwardPike> ...
[18:14:58] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:14:58] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAHA
[18:14:58] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:14:59] Award_Formy> YEAH!!!!!!!!
[18:15:00] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:15:00] Dat_Award> Awwwwwwwww trout son
[18:15:01] YouTriedStar> daaaaaaang
[18:15:01] pAwardker> ownage
[18:15:02] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:15:02] Award_Kirby> OMIGOSH WHAT
[18:15:03] Awark_Sephex> smurfIGN TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!11111
[18:15:03] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[18:15:04] Awark_Sephex> HHAHAHAHAHA
[18:15:06] Dat_Award> whfgpidiuh eh edfg

[Pike]

[18:15:06] [Dat_Award] whfgpidiuh eh edfg

Is this Welsh

[Dat Matt]

[18:15:06] [Dat_Award] whfgpidiuh eh edfg

Is this Welsh

You are rather astute. It is welsh for "whfgpidiuh eh edfg".

[Lonely Paper Star]

Congrats to all the winners!

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/pitye/2527034/10250/10250_600.gif

[LocoColt04]

These speeches are all fantastic. Genuinely; I wish I'd written one! Clever lot, all of you.

Also, stock "congratulations, winners!" sentence here.

[Freya]

Congrats to all the winners!

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/pitye/2527034/10250/10250_600.gifwhat is this from?

[Sephex]

It should be noted that despite EoFF being majority male, the women swept the stats-based cookies. Obviously they need to be given more to do in the kitchen.

Also, I'm not sure what was funnier: everyone freaking out when they thought Sephex lost, or BoB being miserable about winning another FF love-related award. xD

[18:14:54] Award_Pimp> Sephex.............................6
[18:14:57] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAH
[18:14:57] @AwardPike> ...
[18:14:58] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:14:58] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAHA
[18:14:58] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:14:59] Award_Formy> YEAH!!!!!!!!
[18:15:00] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:15:00] Dat_Award> Awwwwwwwww trout son
[18:15:01] YouTriedStar> daaaaaaang
[18:15:01] pAwardker> ownage
[18:15:02] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:15:02] Award_Kirby> OMIGOSH WHAT
[18:15:03] Awark_Sephex> smurfIGN TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!11111
[18:15:03] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[18:15:04] Awark_Sephex> HHAHAHAHAHA
[18:15:06] Dat_Award> whfgpidiuh eh edfg

For the record, when you made it look like I lost out once again, I was genuinely laughing out loud. I thought it was hysterical!

[Shorty]

These speeches are all fantastic. Genuinely; I wish I'd written one! Clever lot, all of you.

Also, stock "congratulations, winners!" sentence here.

Remember to participate in the next ones!

[Lonely Paper Star]

Congrats to all the winners!

http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/pitye/2527034/10250/10250_600.gifwhat is this from?

Fushigi Yuugi (sometimes translated as Mysterious Play). The manga is by Yuu Watase. One of my favorites. :love:

[Loony BoB]

It should be noted that despite EoFF being majority male, the women swept the stats-based cookies. Obviously they need to be given more to do in the kitchen.

Also, I'm not sure what was funnier: everyone freaking out when they thought Sephex lost, or BoB being miserable about winning another FF love-related award. xD

[18:14:54] Award_Pimp> Sephex.............................6
[18:14:57] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAH
[18:14:57] @AwardPike> ...
[18:14:58] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:14:58] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAHA
[18:14:58] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:14:59] Award_Formy> YEAH!!!!!!!!
[18:15:00] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:15:00] Dat_Award> Awwwwwwwww trout son
[18:15:01] YouTriedStar> daaaaaaang
[18:15:01] pAwardker> ownage
[18:15:02] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:15:02] Award_Kirby> OMIGOSH WHAT
[18:15:03] Awark_Sephex> smurfIGN TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!11111
[18:15:03] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[18:15:04] Awark_Sephex> HHAHAHAHAHA
[18:15:06] Dat_Award> whfgpidiuh eh edfg
yeah that's right I called it immediately

[escobert]

So when are you gonna give out cookies for stuff I actually do like complain and talk about Guild Wars? :bigsmile:

[Shorty]

It should be noted that despite EoFF being majority male, the women swept the stats-based cookies. Obviously they need to be given more to do in the kitchen.

Also, I'm not sure what was funnier: everyone freaking out when they thought Sephex lost, or BoB being miserable about winning another FF love-related award. xD

[18:14:54] Award_Pimp> Sephex.............................6
[18:14:57] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAH
[18:14:57] @AwardPike> ...
[18:14:58] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:14:58] Awark_Sephex> HAHAHAHAHA
[18:14:58] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:14:59] Award_Formy> YEAH!!!!!!!!
[18:15:00] ~Award_BoB> lies
[18:15:00] Dat_Award> Awwwwwwwww trout son
[18:15:01] YouTriedStar> daaaaaaang
[18:15:01] pAwardker> ownage
[18:15:02] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:15:02] Award_Kirby> OMIGOSH WHAT
[18:15:03] Awark_Sephex> smurfIGN TOLD YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!11111
[18:15:03] AwardTits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
[18:15:04] Awark_Sephex> HHAHAHAHAHA
[18:15:06] Dat_Award> whfgpidiuh eh edfg
yeah that's right I called it immediately

That's not calling it, you just say "lies" about anything ever that you're told.

[LadyJuxtaposition]

I knew Agent Proto, Loony BoB, and Aulayna would win a Ciddie! Congrats to all the winners so far! Loved the last speech btw! :D

[Agent Proto]

I knew Agent Proto, Loony BoB, and Aulayna would win a Ciddie! Congrats to all the winners so far! Loved the last speech btw! :D

I won already?

[Pheesh]

I won the KH ciddie!?

http://media.tumblr.com/152e7e299a4d872c4987b83ef55a350a/tumblr_inline_mht9y3lmKY1qz4rgp.gif

But seriously, thanks to everyone who voted for me. It's nice to know that people recognise me for the giant, KH fanboy that I am.

[Del Murder]

qwertyxsora got robbed

[Iceglow]

Iceglow wouldn't have to pay for sex because no one would have sex with him in the first place.


BUUUUUUUUURN

That's not what Psychotics Mother said.

[noxious.sunshine]

Hahaha me aks Chris tied ... I thought for sure it'd be one of us that won.

Grats b00bs.

I can't believe I missed it today. Then again, I finally slept for awhile .

[DanielCLFFF13]

I guess I miss this again
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[Psychotic]

So now that Sephex has won a Ciddie I guess that proves the Mayans were a year out. See you at the apocalypse, chaps.

[Parker]

I'm glad Raistlin didn't post the section of chat where I realise I have lost after all and start swearing.

[Yerushalmi]

POST THAT

[LadyJuxtaposition]

I won the KH ciddie!?

But seriously, thanks to everyone who voted for me. It's nice to know that people recognise me for the giant, KH fanboy that I am.

You deserved it! *gives away free hugs* :D

[LadyJuxtaposition]

I knew Agent Proto, Loony BoB, and Aulayna would win a Ciddie! Congrats to all the winners so far! Loved the last speech btw! :D

I won already?

Yep! :jess:

[Jiro]

It wasn't the Ciddie Sephex deserved, but it was the Ciddie he needed.

Bad luck to Parker, but I'm sure he'll come through in the end. He has the award for best bath time picture on my phone, at least.

[Shauna]

best bath time picture on my phone

Wait, what.

[Denmark]

44730

sam has an equally made one

[Shauna]

SO what time is this gonna be starting? Closer to 2pm EST? The masses need to know!

[Raistlin]

Yeah, looks like this won't start until about 2 PM EST. I'll post the new thread about 10 minutes beforehand.

[Shauna]

Cool. :}

[Pike]

Yeah, looks like this won't start until about 2 PM EST. I'll post the new thread about 10 minutes beforehand.

oooh good that gives me time to shower and eat beforehand.

(not at the same time.)

[Formalhaut]

DAMN IT! I'll be out when this starts. *Sigh*

[Chris]

PG rated to the extreme :(

[Chris]

I can ignore your boobs

[Shorty]

Nobody would see that because I would snip it and ban your ass and then laugh at everyone who didn't vote you MLT Get Banned.

[Denmark]

Chris, how many times do I have to tell you

I'm flattered but not interested

[Denmark]

"no one"

so i'm no one then :(

[Shorty]

Yep. You're no one.

[LadyJuxtaposition]

44730


It's 5 o'clock somewhere right? Either way, I am old enough to drink!

Let's get to the awards already! I am becoming inpatient and excited as we speak!! :excited:

Please try not to double post! ~Shorty

[Denmark]

Yep. You're no one.

WOW

WOW

<<X>/3

[Shorty]

oh come on you know I love you

[Denmark]

that means you love no one

[Chris]

her love is like poison. it is purple and gooey and it kills you

[LadyJuxtaposition]

Please try not to double post! ~Shorty[/shorty]

Sorry about that. :(

[LadyJuxtaposition]

I understand that there will be a different thread... Where will that thread be?

[Leeza]

http://home.eyesonff.com/general-chat/151224-ciddies-summer-2013-revelations-day.html


:)

[noxious.sunshine]

Blah. Slept. Bf is on pc. I cannot be in chat.