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NeoCracker
07-11-2013, 05:27 AM
Now that you have had the time to sit on it, I bring you the next wave of Old ones of EoFF.

Ethyl Ermengarde (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/2376.html)
On the surface she is young and beautiful, and can at first come off as classy and caring. Though one who pays close attention will notice small details amiss. One such thing is the oddity of her totally not dyed roots changing colors whenever the local stores forget to stock up on hair dye, or how she has been the same age for the past few years. When dealing with Ethyl your best bet is to go along with it, and ignore these things, and in doing so your bound to have a smashing time.


Squire Hardman (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/5602.html)
In the wee hours of the night, Squire Hardman can be found hiding in bushes, listening in on the conversations of the forum goers, devising dastardly plans to do horrible things to them while twirling his handlebar mustache.. He may also kick a kitten in frustration.

Regardless of his constant planning, however, his plans aren’t very good and lack any real foresight and never have any lasting consequences. Feel free to approach him and laugh at his villainy before going back to your daily routine. Squire Hardman is, after all, mostly harmless.

Dr. Herbert West (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/1390.html)
Precise and to the point, you will see Dr. Herbet West is a man who doesn’t mince words. His demeanor and speech, however, make him very difficult to approach because of how calculated all his actions appear. Constantly keeping his inner workings to himself, he remains surprisingly mysterious regardless of the direct nature of his words.


Old Bugs (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/8.html)
Few people dislike Old Bugs. The local buffoon is known to do a lot of work around the forums helping out with various things, but also has his stretches on nonsensical babbling and nervous breakdowns. Still though, it would feel weird were his presence to no longer be with us. The strange man has become part of the forums very atmosphere.

Shorty
07-11-2013, 05:38 AM
You hear that? Go along with it.

Denmark
07-11-2013, 05:39 AM
where is User 631 in your list

also it's REALLY FREAKING SAD that i recognized 5602 as paul just saying

NeoCracker
07-11-2013, 05:39 AM
You hear that? Go along with it.

Nothing to go along with, you're just a young woman after all!

Edit: Piss off denmark!

Also I don't have an entry for you. :p

escobert
07-11-2013, 06:13 AM
You must have an entry for everyone!

NeoCracker
07-11-2013, 06:16 AM
But not everyone are old ones.

Or relevant.

Ace Protorney
07-11-2013, 07:24 AM
Why am I an Old Bug? :|

Shorty
07-11-2013, 07:24 AM
Is Proto really #8? Seriously?!

NeoCracker
07-11-2013, 07:27 AM
You are not an old bug, you are Old Bugs.

Ace Protorney
07-11-2013, 07:40 AM
Is Proto really #8? Seriously?!

Yep! Single digit member!

Loony BoB
07-11-2013, 09:06 AM
I remember back when I was userid #3.

Pike
07-11-2013, 10:13 AM
Pontus has the best user ID (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/22222.html).

Loony BoB
07-11-2013, 11:05 AM
He's two and a half times the userid I'll ever be.

Jinx
07-11-2013, 02:15 PM
I knew the first one was Shorty without looking.

Loony BoB
07-11-2013, 02:19 PM
I managed to guess Del Murder, but I think I got Agent Proto only after noticing the userid was so low. Didn't think to play the guessing game for the others. :( I hope there are lots of these. It'd probably be better in an ongoing single thread, though, so I don't have to keep looking for the new ones...

noxious.sunshine
07-11-2013, 02:54 PM
lulz. Those're funny.

Denmark
07-11-2013, 03:26 PM
Pontus has the best user ID (http://home.eyesonff.com/members/22222.html).

this is hax

escobert
07-11-2013, 09:25 PM
But not everyone are old ones.

Or relevant.

ALL ARE RELEVANT!


All noobs are created equal!

and now once and for-all I DEMAND MY JON DATE ME CORRECTED and then for my user number thingy be changed to something better than 718! :mad2:

Psychotic
07-11-2013, 10:05 PM
Not bad. I did like the joke of "thinks he's evil; is too useless to be evil" but the execution could do with some work. It would've worked better if you'd made the punchline a, well, punchline, rather than taking a paragraph to explain the joke.

Still, keep trying, I like this idea for a series and will watch how it develops. You have a big imagination!

Flying Mullet
07-11-2013, 10:10 PM
You hear that? Go along with it.
Easy for you to say, you're not the one trying to breath through a ball-gag.

NeoCracker
07-11-2013, 10:33 PM
The Guide to the Old ones may only last the third part, especially since there is one I"m needing to completely re-think as I realized the complete lack of sense it would actually make. :p

Really there are so many things to pull from Lovecraft, but so fucking difficult to come up with people who I can match to them. :p