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Flying Mullet
07-11-2013, 10:26 PM
Sharknado - TONIGHT | Syfy Movies | Syfy Video | Syfy (http://www.syfy.com/videos/Syfy%20Movies/Promos%20&%20Trailers/vid:2659154)

Calliope
07-11-2013, 10:32 PM
Please tell me that this is real

Psychotic
07-11-2013, 10:43 PM
Please tell me what my name is, I forgot to take my pills and now I don't know where I am.

Flying Mullet
07-11-2013, 10:46 PM
Please tell me what my name is, I forgot to take my pills and now I don't know where I am.
The top search result in Google says you forgot to take your birth control pill. (https://www.google.com/#output=search&sclient=psy-ab&q=Please+tell+me+what+my+name+is%2C+I+forgot+to+take+my+pills+and+now+I+don%27t+know+where+I+am.&oq=Please+tell+me+what+my+name+is%2C+I+forgot+to+take+my+pills+and+now+I+don%27t+know+where+I+am.&gs_l=hp.3...1178.1178.0.2135.1.1.0.0.0.0.95.95.1.1.0....0...1c.1.19.psy-ab.Hv6nD6wbMlU&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.48705608,d.aWM&fp=bfc070fda6467e84&biw=1366&bih=639)
I say go with that.

Shorty
07-11-2013, 11:33 PM
Since that damn channel changed to "Syfy" instead of just Sci Fi, everything has gone downhill. It is becoming going down MTV's path. :colbert:

Pike
07-11-2013, 11:40 PM
WHY ARE YOU GUYS UPSET ABOUT THIS, THIS LOOKS AMAZING

LIKE, BIRDEMIC TIER AMAZING

Shauna
07-11-2013, 11:40 PM
I legit want to see this film.

Madame Adequate
07-11-2013, 11:42 PM
Holy shit I need this movie in my life

TrollHunter
07-11-2013, 11:58 PM
Since that damn channel changed to "Syfy" instead of just Sci Fi, everything has gone downhill. It is becoming going down MTV's path. :colbert:

Downhill?
DOWNHILL?!
Surely you jest.

Shorty
07-11-2013, 11:59 PM
:doublecolbert:

NorthernChaosGod
07-12-2013, 01:03 AM
Wtf, Sarah? That looks awesome.

Araciel
07-12-2013, 03:14 AM
Reminds me of a dream I had in which the same thing occurred, except in place of sharks it was zombies.

ZOMBIENADO - Space channel, buy my movie!

Madame Adequate
07-12-2013, 03:42 AM
I once had a dream where tornadoes were sentient and trying to kill everyone. I was in this house that was being stalked by nine tornadoes. I had to crawl under the windows so they wouldn't detect me.

Raistlin
07-12-2013, 04:03 AM
Ok, I was on board with Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, but this is just getting silly. Where the fuck do the sharks come from? Space?

Now, Sharkicane... that I could get behind.

Slothy
07-12-2013, 04:18 AM
Since that damn channel changed to "Syfy" instead of just Sci Fi, everything has gone downhill. It is becoming going down MTV's path. :colbert:

Somehow it's been taking Canada's Space channel with it. I think they get a lot of their programming from them. For some reason Space (a dedicated sci-fi channel) shows Castle. I mean, I know why they do, but just because Nathan Fillion is a sexy, sexy man does not mean everything he's in should be on a sci-fi channel.

sharkythesharkdogg
07-12-2013, 05:50 PM
I......what? Movies like this have their place, (the bargain DVD bin at like Wal-Mart or Target), but I agree with Sarah that their prevalence on SyFy is annoying.

Play good stuff, asshats.

This does look like a good movie to watch with friends though. Like this one. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surf_Nazis_Must_Die)

EDIT: A band named Sharknado.....now that is something I can get behind.

Shorty
07-12-2013, 05:55 PM
Thank you! Listen, I love monster movies, but this trout like Sharktopus, Pirhanaconda, etc that try so hard to be a stupid cult B movie are offensive to me and they don't belong on the SciFi channel. :colbert:

Goldenboko
07-12-2013, 06:07 PM
Thank you! Listen, I love monster movies, but this trout like Sharktopus, Pirhanaconda, etc that try so hard to be a stupid cult B movie are offensive to me and they don't belong on the SciFi channel. :colbert:

Translation: http://i.qkme.me/3ow41x.jpg

You know better! ~Shorty

Raistlin
07-17-2013, 05:42 AM
Wondering what the sequel will be? (http://eruditechick.tumblr.com/post/55456775778/theultradork-sharknado-sequel-ideas-x)


http://24.media.tumblr.com/93f7398d5fb8fb868de299417772fc44/tumblr_mpumjiLCuD1rvkwl5o2_500.jpg

Shorty
07-17-2013, 05:43 AM
Really, Tyra Banks. Really.

Pumpkin
07-17-2013, 05:45 AM
Ahahahaha


2shark 2nado. Don't judge us.

Slothy
07-17-2013, 02:31 PM
Saw a commercial on Space for Sharktopus. Not sure if this is an old one or not, but good god. This is why space (not the channel) is better than the ocean Shorty.

Shauna
07-17-2013, 03:13 PM
Sharktopus is a dreadful film. Which is partly why I loved it.

Shorty
07-17-2013, 06:10 PM
Saw a commercial on Space for Sharktopus. Not sure if this is an old one or not, but good god. This is why space (not the channel) is better than the ocean Shorty.

You silly man. Do you know how many terrible space/alien films there are? Did you even see Dreamcatcher? With the terrible ass aliens? Don't even go there.

Pumpkin
07-17-2013, 06:11 PM
Dreamcatcher was a good book, but the movie was just awful. I regret ever seeing it.