OMG GUYS.

[noxious.sunshine]

I'm about to reach 1,000 posts.

Can we have a party?

[Jinx]

I thought I was a spamwhore.

[Loony BoB]

Congratulations! Unfortunately, we stopped allowing threads like this a long, long time ago because we're horrible people and don't believe in celebrating milestones with threads. Come up with another vaguely relevant topic or I'll have to close this thread!

[NorthernChaosGod]

We can have a party, but not because you're a postwhore, just to party.

[Jinx]

CIDDIES PARTYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Chris]

noxious.sunshine = Tifa's Boob :D

[Jinx]

noxious.sunshine = Tifa's Boob :D

No. :colbert:

[Faris]

It only took me nearly 9 years to get to 5k and I will celebrate by leaving EoFF forever. :colbert:

(55 more to go! >=))

[noxious.sunshine]

Damnit Faris you made me waste one on this. really? For real?

We'z supposed to be Best Couple next Ciddies.

THANKS Boob. I see how it is now. gosh. ;)

[Loony BoB]

Okay, here we go, let's make this thread a little more interesting.

PLACE YOUR BETS.


20,000 posts
Peeg - 19,557
MILF - 19,145

16,000 posts
GB - 15,640
foa - 15,510
Rantz - 15,274

14,000 posts
hero - 13,535
Shiny - 13,476
Neo - 13,350
pr00t - 13,326
Manus - 13,200
Miriel - 13,132

11,000 posts
qwerty - 10,871
Chris - 10,549
Laddy - 10,441
Pike - 10,119

10,000 posts - the interesting one for me
DMKA - 9,982
Aerith's Knight - 9,974
Shorty - 9,563
Tifa's Boobs - 9,092

8,000 posts
Big D - 7,980
edc - 7,811
Kenta - 7,753
Vivi22 - 7,633
Ouch! - 7,558
M-X - 7,428
Jowy - 7,401
DK - 7,392
Iceglow - 7,153

7,000 posts
nuke - 6,717
TSoL - 6,677
Sephex - 6,627
Shoden - 6,571
Shads - 6,254
Phil - 5,996

5,000 posts
Faris - 4,945 - probably has this in the bag about as much as HNB/Phil has 6,000 posts in the bag and nox has 1,000 posts in the bag, really. Still... Pimp? Maybe?
Lawr - 4,838
Award Pimp - 4,742
Bolivar - 4,611

4,000 posts
IDNAN - 3,975 - another probably with it in the bag, but if he slows down a lot and Locky keeps active, y'never know...
Tigma - 3,932
Moon - 3,876
Cim - 3,842
Keith - 3,801
Locky - 3,741
Calliope - 3,437

2,000 posts
Pete for Pres - 1,870
kotora - 1,862
PLEftBW - 1,832
shion - 1,828
noxious.sunshine - 957

750 posts
Spuuky - 714
Sir Lancealot - 691
Giggles - 661
Shinwa Tsuki - 651
Election Booth - 624
BackRoomKid - 611
jenovajunkie - 588
Miss_Lulu - 565
ShinGundam - 551
Radje - 537
Shadowdust - 514
Flaming Ice - 500

500 posts
Dr. ryd - 486
Rianoa - 486
Dragonfire - 469
the_best_noob - 349
Spooniest - 331
Rhi - 324
Scotty_ffgamer - 324

300 posts
Omni-Odin - 297
Orestes - 295
DanielCLFFF13 - 282
Zechs - 282
ScottyRedXIII - 275
Yerushalmi - 255

250 posts
LadyJuxtaposition - 244
DownDiagonalLeftA - 237
Beowulf - 230
Nicolas - 211
espritduo - 208
dandy da oak - 205

200 posts
Nebulance - 170
ThePheonix - 168
J.D - 148
LocoColt04 - 146
LFC - 140
HasteInTime - 136
Mr. Shauna - 132
Gzussaves - 121
comma - 99

100 posts
Xannidel - 97
Cute&Dangerous - 94
Snakz92 - 90
Arizona Lively - 89
Innes - 81
FFFFsephychibi - 73
Kalilung - 70
magewarrior - 65
chaos7 - 57
Bierhumpen_Kukki - 56
Gu-fu-fu - 53
Andio - 52
Jibril - 45
Matthewtheman - 41
Rob Roy - 38

[Goldenboko]

Race to 16,000 eh? I'm in. Y'all suckers are going down, foa.

[Jinx]

Sarah will beat me to 10k, but just barely.

[Chris]

Qwerty doesn't really post that much anymore, so I can win this!

[Loony BoB]

20,000 posts: MILF - 19,145 - Peeg just too intermittent.
16,000 posts: Rantz - 15,274 - although GoBo's statement of intent could certainly make this interesting.
14,000 posts: Neo - 13,350 - this was very hard to call as none of them are massively prolific, but rather steady-does-it types.
11,000 posts: Chris - 10,549 - Chris vs. Pike for this one, I don't think Laddy will keep up (although he could surprise). I think Chris's lead on Pike and his high posting activity recently will lead him to getting it.
10,000 posts: DMKA - 9,982 - just, although him slowing even just a little could mean Sarah or Sam snatching it. I think of those two, Sarah's lead is juuust too much for Sam.
8,000 posts: Big D - 7,980 - 6 posts so far this month, I think he can manage another 20 before the others catch up. Iceglow is oddly not a bad shout, Vivi22 and Ouch! also good contenders.
7,000 posts: Sephex - 6,627 - He's got too big a lead for Phil to catch up and he posts more than anyone on the list.
5,000 posts: Faris - 4,945 - Just too close, although Pimp is genuinely an interesting shout as competition given what's coming up. I don't think he'll have enough reason to catch up and I think Faris will hit 5,000 in the Ciddies thread if it's that active anyway.
4,000 posts: IDNAN - 3,975 - Again, just too close for Locky to catch up unless he stops posting suddenly.
2,000 posts: shion - 1,828 - She's easily gonna beat those listead above her at the moment on her current post rate, and although noxious is insane for postcount lately, I don't think she can manage over 1,000 before shion gets another 172.
750 posts: Flaming Ice - 500 - Bottom of the list but easily most active.
500 posts: Scotty_ffgamer - 324 - Again bottom of the list, but I've got a feeling he'll steal it due to how slowly the others post.
300 posts: DanielCLFFF13 - 282 - Any of these could get it, but I'm thinking Daniel will manage it. Yeru a good outside bet.
250 posts: LadyJuxtaposition - 244 - She only needs six posts, I'm sure she'll do it. Still, there's not a lot in this one.
200 posts: LocoColt04 - 146 - LFC, comma and Mr. Shauna could get it, but I think Loco is posting at a decent speed and will get there first.
100 posts: Bierhumpen_Kukki - 56 - Snakz92 or Kukki for me. The others won't post again anytime soon, I think. Xannidel might sneak back and walk it, though, you never know...

EDIT: Probably worth noting that staff may have a slight advantage in this should some massive staff discussion come up, but it's not been too active there lately so I think many non-staffers can easily compete.

[Goldenboko]

Picking Rantz over me BoB? You seem to forget who you are dealing with.

[Hollycat]

So, I guess I'm no longer any sort of contender BoB? I see how it is.

[Goldenboko]

More likely you weren't near anyone else going for a milestone :monster:

[Hollycat]

More likely you weren't near anyone else going for a milestone :monster:
I'll bet you $50 I'm the next poster to reach 8029 posts. That's a very important milestone you know.

[Loony BoB]

The numbers I missed were more often than not due to 'no contest' situations.

For example, I don't really think there's too much of a chance of anyone stealing 40,000 before I do without messing with the database/stats/profiles/etc.

[Pheesh]

It's taken Tara less than a year to get to almost 2/3 of what I have done in 9. That is redonk.

and why do your stats seem to think I have 30 more posts than it's telling me I do, BoB.

[Loony BoB]

and why do your stats seem to think I have 30 more posts than it's telling me I do, BoB.
6,000 posts
Happy Noodle Boy - 5,968 (73 posts this month)
~*~Celes~*~ - 5,946 (16 posts this month)
Dignified Pauper - 5,875 (8 posts this month)
Vyk - 5,791
G13 - 5,686
Denmark - 5,646 (169 posts this month)
Samuraid - 5,420
Evastio - 5,161
Vermachtnis - 5,155
m4tt - 5,134
Formalhaut - 5,083 (204 posts this month)

Realistically I could say Celes, Denny and Formal could compete with you... if you had about 200-400 fewer posts. ;) Celes making a sudden huge number of posts would do it, but look at the number of posts you've made this month so far and you'll see why I feel it's a no-contest thing.

If you simply mean "I don't see that many posts" then it'll be due to deleted/garbaged posts or whatever, probably.

EDIT: Probably worth noting I'm only really paying attention to people who have been actively posting recently when I make these lists. :p

[Dignified Pauper]

I used to be a smapwhore once. Then I grew up and became more targeted with my spam.

[Goldenboko]

and why do your stats seem to think I have 30 more posts than it's telling me I do, BoB.
6,000 posts
Happy Noodle Boy - 5,968 (73 posts this month)
~*~Celes~*~ - 5,946 (16 posts this month)
Dignified Pauper - 5,875 (8 posts this month)
Vyk - 5,791
G13 - 5,686
Denmark - 5,646 (169 posts this month)
Samuraid - 5,420
Evastio - 5,161
Vermachtnis - 5,155
m4tt - 5,134
Formalhaut - 5,083 (204 posts this month)

Realistically I could say Celes, Denny and Formal could compete with you... if you had about 200-400 fewer posts. ;) Celes making a sudden huge number of posts would do it, but look at the number of posts you've made this month so far and you'll see why I feel it's a no-contest thing.

If you simply mean "I don't see that many posts" then it'll be due to deleted/garbaged posts or whatever, probably.

EDIT: Probably worth noting I'm only really paying attention to people who have been actively posting recently when I make these lists. :p

Formalhaut's got it.

[Chemical]

I just hit 2000 not to many posts ago. I think I get the still active, original oldbie with least amount of posts award. Aka. Im a Treeant.

[Denmark]

I predict I'll pass Phil at around 6200-6300. He's gonna be a little BUSY in the coming months wink wink

[Ultima Shadow]

Shads - 6,254
Darnit, I have to increase my activity by like... 800% if I want even a shot at winning the 7000 race! At the very least, I'll have to try to not finish last.

In fact, I'm making this post only to increase my post count for this purpose.

[Pumpkin]

Sup :monster:

Yeah my posting rate has gone up but I still couldn't maintain the top 5. It just isn't meant to be.

I'm often in top 5 thread starters though :D

[Formalhaut]

Ha, please, It'll take me forever to reach 6,000 posts. HNP's got that one in the bag, easily.


It only took me nearly 9 years to get to 5k and I will celebrate by leaving EoFF forever. :colbert:

(55 more to go! >=))

DON'T GO!! WE LOVE YOU! :onoes:

[Pheesh]

and why do your stats seem to think I have 30 more posts than it's telling me I do, BoB.
6,000 posts
Happy Noodle Boy - 5,968 (73 posts this month)
~*~Celes~*~ - 5,946 (16 posts this month)
Dignified Pauper - 5,875 (8 posts this month)
Vyk - 5,791
G13 - 5,686
Denmark - 5,646 (169 posts this month)
Samuraid - 5,420
Evastio - 5,161
Vermachtnis - 5,155
m4tt - 5,134
Formalhaut - 5,083 (204 posts this month)

Realistically I could say Celes, Denny and Formal could compete with you... if you had about 200-400 fewer posts. ;) Celes making a sudden huge number of posts would do it, but look at the number of posts you've made this month so far and you'll see why I feel it's a no-contest thing.

If you simply mean "I don't see that many posts" then it'll be due to deleted/garbaged posts or whatever, probably.

EDIT: Probably worth noting I'm only really paying attention to people who have been actively posting recently when I make these lists. :p

No, in your first list you had me down for 5,996 posts. I'll just take it that was a typo as your list there is correct with my post count on the side.

[Shorty]

I'll hit 10k by the time the Ciddies are over.

probably not but I did like 400 posts in a week not too long ago, so I'll say a week

[NeoCracker]

Great, now I'm going to have to start spamming threads just to win so BoB's prediction isn't' wrong. Thanks for the fucking Pressure BoB! :mad2:

[Loony BoB]

:<3:

And yeah Phil, must have typo'd or misread or something in that earlier. Whoops. Either way, pretty sure you'll nab it with ease. :D

[Rebellious Eagle]

It took me a while to get 1,000 posts and it'll probably take me longer to finally reach 2,000...I feel like such a slacker xD

[Night Fury]

FOR GOD'S SAKE BOB WHY DO YOU MAKE A COMPETITION WHEN I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW YOU ASS.

[Shauna]

Way to encourage spamming Mr Admin of a Final Fantasy forum

[Night Fury]

Yeah.

God.

[Loony BoB]

FOR GOD'S SAKE BOB WHY DO YOU MAKE A COMPETITION WHEN I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW YOU ASS.
I think IDNAN is going to walk it with just 25 posts needed, I wouldn't even bother if I were in your position. xD

[Pike]

Qwerty doesn't really post that much anymore, so I can win this!

Bring it.

[Lonely Paper Star]

So, 1,000 isn't a significant milestone? XD

[Denmark]

So, 1,000 isn't a significant milestone? XD

no way, step your game up nerd

5700 here i come

[Freya]

am I even on that list? D: I'm almost to 12,000?

[Agent Proto]

100 posts: Bierhumpen_Kukki - 56 - Snakz92 or Kukki for me. The others won't post again anytime soon, I think. Xannidel might sneak back and walk it, though, you never know...


I believe comma just recently hit 100.

[Shauna]

Did I just recently hit 8000? I thought I was a few away. xD

[Unbreakable Will]

Show stealing in 3..
2..
1..

http://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r601/AralGamelon/original_zpsdfad1ddc.jpg (http://s1174.photobucket.com/user/AralGamelon/media/original_zpsdfad1ddc.jpg.html)

[Pike]

Remember when the forum didn't show post counts? How many years did that go on for?

(BoB, you're up.)

[Shorty]

It still seems "recent" to me.

[Goldenboko]

Wasn't that just like 2 years ago :p

[Denmark]

it originally showed postcounts! then the forum didn't show postcounts for a pretty long time (as an anti-spam measure i think). then they brought them back.

[Agent Proto]

Show stealing in 3..
2..
1..

http://i1174.photobucket.com/albums/r601/AralGamelon/original_zpsdfad1ddc.jpg (http://s1174.photobucket.com/user/AralGamelon/media/original_zpsdfad1ddc.jpg.html)

You waited for this thread just to post that? Good job, Will! :jess:

[Denmark]

anyone else remember when your custom rank was tied to your post count and you could only customize it once you were up above some number of posts? i think avatar was tied to postcount too but i'm not sure on that (but it's why mr. towns has "Newbie" and that chocobo forever and always)

or when you couldn't have a custom rank for a while (3 months?)

[Faris]

5,000 posts: Faris - 4,945 - Just too close, although Pimp is genuinely an interesting shout as competition given what's coming up. I don't think he'll have enough reason to catch up and I think Faris will hit 5,000 in the Ciddies thread if it's that active anyway.


If only I wasn't working all day during the Ciddies tomorrow :(

[Shorty]

9610 now. Totally making 10k before the week mark. :aimsun:

[Pheesh]

If we go by quality posts then you're still trying to break 100 though, shortpants.

[Loony BoB]

Lonely Paper Star & Freya...

The numbers I missed were more often than not due to 'no contest' situations.

For example, I don't really think there's too much of a chance of anyone stealing 40,000 before I do without messing with the database/stats/profiles/etc.
...and as for pr00t's comment about comma, that's why I included comma in the running for 200 posts rather than 100. The idea is that there are competitive races, otherwise there's no fun in guessing who gets there first!

Also, too little guessing who will get there first goin' on around here.

[Shorty]

If we go by quality posts then you're still trying to break 100 though, shortpants.

If we're going by quality posts, your count is negative a billion.

[Pheesh]

Real mature. Or should I say 'real manure'? Cause that's what you are! Manure!!

[Denmark]

ladies, please

(postcount++)

[Shorty]

Beat it, Rob. I'm going to clock Philip in the face. Again. Because I already did it once and he damn well deserved it.

[Mahad]

I am now one post closer to my goal!
It took me about a year or so to reach a 100, this will really be a milestone for me.
What price will I get?
I'm expecting cake you guys, alright? CAKE.
Beer works too.

[escobert]

Okay, here we go, let's make this thread a little more interesting.

PLACE YOUR BETS.


20,000 posts
Peeg - 19,557
MILF - 19,145

16,000 posts
GB - 15,640
foa - 15,510
Rantz - 15,274

14,000 posts
hero - 13,535
Shiny - 13,476
Neo - 13,350
pr00t - 13,326
Manus - 13,200
Miriel - 13,132

11,000 posts
qwerty - 10,871
Chris - 10,549
Laddy - 10,441
Pike - 10,119

10,000 posts - the interesting one for me
DMKA - 9,982
Aerith's Knight - 9,974
Shorty - 9,563
Tifa's Boobs - 9,092

8,000 posts
Big D - 7,980
edc - 7,811
Kenta - 7,753
Vivi22 - 7,633
Ouch! - 7,558
M-X - 7,428
Jowy - 7,401
DK - 7,392
Iceglow - 7,153

7,000 posts
nuke - 6,717
TSoL - 6,677
Sephex - 6,627
Shoden - 6,571
Shads - 6,254
Phil - 5,996

5,000 posts
Faris - 4,945 - probably has this in the bag about as much as HNB/Phil has 6,000 posts in the bag and nox has 1,000 posts in the bag, really. Still... Pimp? Maybe?
Lawr - 4,838
Award Pimp - 4,742
Bolivar - 4,611

4,000 posts
IDNAN - 3,975 - another probably with it in the bag, but if he slows down a lot and Locky keeps active, y'never know...
Tigma - 3,932
Moon - 3,876
Cim - 3,842
Keith - 3,801
Locky - 3,741
Calliope - 3,437

2,000 posts
Pete for Pres - 1,870
kotora - 1,862
PLEftBW - 1,832
shion - 1,828
noxious.sunshine - 957

750 posts
Spuuky - 714
Sir Lancealot - 691
Giggles - 661
Shinwa Tsuki - 651
Election Booth - 624
BackRoomKid - 611
jenovajunkie - 588
Miss_Lulu - 565
ShinGundam - 551
Radje - 537
Shadowdust - 514
Flaming Ice - 500

500 posts
Dr. ryd - 486
Rianoa - 486
Dragonfire - 469
the_best_noob - 349
Spooniest - 331
Rhi - 324
Scotty_ffgamer - 324

300 posts
Omni-Odin - 297
Orestes - 295
DanielCLFFF13 - 282
Zechs - 282
ScottyRedXIII - 275
Yerushalmi - 255

250 posts
LadyJuxtaposition - 244
DownDiagonalLeftA - 237
Beowulf - 230
Nicolas - 211
espritduo - 208
dandy da oak - 205

200 posts
Nebulance - 170
ThePheonix - 168
J.D - 148
LocoColt04 - 146
LFC - 140
HasteInTime - 136
Mr. Shauna - 132
Gzussaves - 121
comma - 99

100 posts
Xannidel - 97
Cute&Dangerous - 94
Snakz92 - 90
Arizona Lively - 89
Innes - 81
FFFFsephychibi - 73
Kalilung - 70
magewarrior - 65
chaos7 - 57
Bierhumpen_Kukki - 56
Gu-fu-fu - 53
Andio - 52
Jibril - 45
Matthewtheman - 41
Rob Roy - 38

Oh sure a race to 15k isn't good enough for you :mad2:

[Unbreakable Will]

anyone else remember when your custom rank was tied to your post count and you could only customize it once you were up above some number of posts? i think avatar was tied to postcount too but i'm not sure on that (but it's why mr. towns has "Newbie" and that chocobo forever and always)

or when you couldn't have a custom rank for a while (3 months?)
Goddamnit I KNEW I remembered asking the admins to change that when I joined, you liars lied to me the last time I posted about this and made me think I was crazy goddamnit!

I'm not crazy. :colbert:

I'm not. :doublecolbert:

Damnit.

[LocoColt04]

200 posts: LocoColt04 - 146 - LFC, comma and Mr. Shauna could get it, but I think Loco is posting at a decent speed and will get there first.
Is this the point where I'm supposed to make some smartass remark about quality over quantity?

Because even then, I think I have a LONG way to go to catch up to Ye Ole BoB over here.





44727


I used to post at roughly the 12~15 posts per day range, and then spent four years maybe making two or three posts a week, so I definitely killed the momentum I had. I'd probably have something near 35~40k myself if not for that.

[Loony BoB]

Y'see that, guys? Someone thinks I make quality posts! ^____^

[LocoColt04]

It's true! It's all true! ^^

[Jiro]

I have never seen a more blatant, staff-sponsored spam contest in all my life.It's not that I have an issue with it, I am just more shocked and surprised that it's being so heavily endorsed. Good on you, Loony BoB, for riding your stats obsession into the moral event horizon!

[Loony BoB]

I love how you guys all think that the person with more posts than anyone doesn't like encouraging people to post faster. It's really cute. <3 You guys should have seen me back in 2000, it was a game of mine to try and get the last post in every single forum, and in every single thread in General Chat's first page. I did it sometimes, too. Clever timing is essential, and I'm not sure it could be done so easily these days, but it's obviously possible.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No one else was close to me? :(

[Loony BoB]

No one else was close to me? :(
You are the one and only person in the 16,000's, NCG! Yams has 15,718 and then there are the three others fighting it out for the 16,000 mark that could perhaps compete with you for the first to their 17,000th post depending on how fast they catch up.

EDIT: Since we have postcounts on display again, I've put them back into the memberlist now, too, so you guys can look at it and go "ooh, just [n] more posts until I pass [inactive user]!" :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

Holy shit, I am. Am I really the 16th top poster on the forum? I don't know how to feel about that. :|

[Pike]

EDIT: Since we have postcounts on display again, I've put them back into the memberlist now, too, so you guys can look at it and go "ooh, just [n] more posts until I pass [inactive user]!" :p

Took you long enough to get around to that! :p

Oh hey I'm on the first page. :}

[Chris]

I like how Pike is being taken down by me.

[Pike]

I like how I'm going to make about 200 posts during the Ciddies tonight :hyper:

[Chris]

you're still short 300 posts -.-'

[Jiro]

Oh, I forgot that Loony BoB was one of the whores. But, I swear you were always against enabling post counts... I'm more concerned with #eoff lines than posts these days, but having both wouldn't be so bad.

[maybee]

I don't know how many posts I have I don't care too much. Clearly this is wrong. :|

Oh 894 :jess:

[Loony BoB]

I dislike it when it promotes genuine spam, as in "+1" and double/triple posts and massive numbers of pointless threads. But I like good posts. We're pretty good about it at the moment, Word Association thread aside.

[noxious.sunshine]

Oh damnit all of you.

On the other hand, this is the most successful thread I've made to date (aside from the Abortion one, maybe)

Seriously though, BoB A LoB. ... You bunch me in the 2,000 posts group when there's no chance I'd win that? THANKS. Inspires me to spam out more than I already do. XDDDD I kid I kid.

[I Don't Need A Name]

FOR GOD'S SAKE BOB WHY DO YOU MAKE A COMPETITION WHEN I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS RIGHT NOW YOU ASS.
I think IDNAN is going to walk it with just 25 posts needed, I wouldn't even bother if I were in your position. xD

As tempted as I am to just stop posting to ruin your prediction (sorry BoB :jess: ), I think I'll do the decent thing and get 25 posts in and end the competition before Locky has a hernia.

[Jinx]

BoB doesn't have to encourage me to spam. I'm perfectly good at spamming without his help.

[Pike]

you're still short 300 posts -.-'

Not for loooooong~

[Agent Proto]

I love how you guys all think that the person with more posts than anyone doesn't like encouraging people to post faster. It's really cute. <3 You guys should have seen me back in 2000, it was a game of mine to try and get the last post in every single forum, and in every single thread in General Chat's first page. I did it sometimes, too. Clever timing is essential, and I'm not sure it could be done so easily these days, but it's obviously possible.

Oh, I remember that! And sometimes screenshots were taken to prove the point. "HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS" *shows screenshot with username as last poster on every thread*

[Yar]

Quality over quantity. I don't care how many posts you make. If your posts aren't interesting to read well then you might as well have 0 posts.

[Loony BoB]

I love how you guys all think that the person with more posts than anyone doesn't like encouraging people to post faster. It's really cute. <3 You guys should have seen me back in 2000, it was a game of mine to try and get the last post in every single forum, and in every single thread in General Chat's first page. I did it sometimes, too. Clever timing is essential, and I'm not sure it could be done so easily these days, but it's obviously possible.

Oh, I remember that! And sometimes screenshots were taken to prove the point. "HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS" *shows screenshot with username as last poster on every thread*
YES. :D And that was a new thread, just to further boost my postcount by a massive one post (and a reply to every other post in the thread, too).

[Denmark]

i need to pass Yar so I can be #111 in overall total post count

[Mahad]

I'm gonna let Loco have this one, I'm just not spammy enough to compete. I have only ever once had more than 1000 posts; what's wrong with me ? :confused:

[snacks]

i'm not even in the running for 2000? geez BoB after all that lovin' :(

[noxious.sunshine]

< Just realized that I'm not as close to 1,000 as I thought I was. HAHAHAHAHA.

That's funny.

[DK]

I remember when I once decided to post in every thread on the front page of general chat in one sitting and it being one of the most painful missions I ever undertook in my life, by the end of it I don't think I wanted to post on a forum again for at least a month. I've never understood people who have the desire to post like 100 times a day on message boards (and there are way worse places out there than EoFF, if you think there are some post whores on here you'd probably die at CW from back in the day, shit the bed son.)

[Loony BoB]

Only seven posts to go, nox!

Time for a post-Ciddies update.

20,000 posts
Peeg - 19,557 - 1 post - 19,558
MILF - 19,145 - 26 posts - 19,171

16,000 posts
GB - 15,640 - 48 posts - 15,688
foa - 15,510 - 11 posts - 15,521
Rantz - 15,274 - 29 posts - 15,303

14,000 posts
hero - 13,535 - 0 posts - 13,535
Shiny - 13,476 - 8 posts - 13,484
Neo - 13,350 - 12 posts - 13,362
pr00t - 13,326 - 35 posts - 13,361
Manus - 13,200 - 1 post - 13,201
Miriel - 13,132 - 4 posts - 13,136

11,000 posts
qwerty - 10,871 - 0 posts - 10,871
Chris - 10,549 - 26 posts - 10,575
Laddy - 10,441 - 22 posts - 10,463
Pike - 10,119 - 153 posts - 10,272

10,000 posts - the interesting one for me
DMKA - 9,982 - 4 posts - 9,986
Aerith's Knight - 9,974 - 0 posts - 9,974
Shorty - 9,563 - 170 posts - 9,733
Tifa's Boobs - 9,092 - 108 posts - 9,200

8,000 posts
Big D - 7,980 - 0 posts - 7,980
edc - 7,811 - 0 posts - 7,811
Kenta - 7,753 - 0 posts - 7,753
Vivi22 - 7,633 - 9 posts - 7,462
Ouch! - 7,558 - 4 posts - 7,562
M-X - 7,428 - 2 posts - 7,430
Jowy - 7,401 - 2 posts - 7,403
DK - 7,392 - 2 posts - 7,394
Iceglow - 7,153 - 0 posts - 7,153

7,000 posts
nuke - 6,717 - 0 posts - 6,717
TSoL - 6,677 - 1 post - 6,678
Sephex - 6,627 - 67 posts - 6,694
Shoden - 6,571 - 0 posts - 6,571
Shads - 6,254 - 7 posts - 6,263
Phil - 5,966 - 20 posts - 5,986

5,000 posts
Faris - 4,945 - 19 posts - 4,965
Lawr - 4,838 - 1 post - 4,839
Award Pimp - 4,742 - 120 posts - 4,862
Bolivar - 4,611 - 5 posts - 4,616

4,000 posts
IDNAN - 3,975 - 7 posts - 3,982
Tigma - 3,932 - 0 posts - 3,932
Moon - 3,876 - 3 posts - 3,879
Cim - 3,842 - 1 post - 3,843
Keith - 3,801 - 0 posts - 3,801
Locky - 3,741 - 64 posts - 3,805
Calliope - 3,437 - 12 posts - 3,449

2,000 posts
Pete for Pres - 1,870 - 6 posts - 1,876
kotora - 1,862 - 0 posts - 1,862
PLEftBW - 1,832 - 1 post - 1,832
shion - 1,828 - 116 posts - 1,944
noxious.sunshine - 957 - 36 posts - 993

750 posts
Spuuky - 714 - 0 posts - 714
Sir Lancealot - 691 - 0 posts - 691
Giggles - 661 - 0 posts - 661
Shinwa Tsuki - 651 - 0 posts - 651
Election Booth - 624 - 0 posts - 624
BackRoomKid - 611 - 0 posts - 611
jenovajunkie - 588 - 1 post - 589
Miss_Lulu - 565 - 0 posts - 565
ShinGundam - 551 - 0 posts - 551
Radje - 537 - 0 posts - 537
Shadowdust - 514 - 0 posts - 514
Flaming Ice - 500 - 11 posts - 511

500 posts
Dr. ryd - 486 - 0 posts - 486
Rianoa - 486 - 0 posts - 486
Dragonfire - 469 - 0 posts - 469
the_best_noob - 349 - 0 posts - 349
Spooniest - 331 - 0 posts - 331
Rhi - 324 - 2 posts - 326
Scotty_ffgamer - 324 - 0 posts - 324

300 posts
Omni-Odin - 297 - 0 posts - 297
Orestes - 295 - 0 posts - 295
DanielCLFFF13 - 282 - 12 posts - 294
Zechs - 282 - 0 posts - 282
ScottyRedXIII - 275 - 0 posts - 275
Yerushalmi - 255 - 0 posts - 255

250 posts
LadyJuxtaposition - 244 - 43 posts - 287 posts now! WINNER!!!
DownDiagonalLeftA - 237 - 3 posts - 240
Beowulf - 230 - 0 posts - 230
Nicolas - 211 - 11 posts - 222
espritduo - 208 - 0 posts - 208
dandy da oak - 205 - 0 posts - 205

200 posts
Nebulance - 170 - 0 posts - 170
ThePheonix - 168 - 0 posts - 168
J.D - 148 - 0 posts - 148
LocoColt04 - 146 - 12 posts - 158
LFC - 140 - 8 posts - 148
HasteInTime - 136 - 0 posts - 136
Mr. Shauna - 132 - 67 posts - 199 posts now!
Gzussaves - 121 - 5 posts - 126
comma - 99 - 6 posts - 105

100 posts
Xannidel - 97 - 0 posts - 97
Cute&Dangerous - 94 - 0 posts - 94
Snakz92 - 90 - 0 posts - 90
Arizona Lively - 89 - 0 posts - 89
Innes - 81 - 0 posts - 81
FFFFsephychibi - 73 - 0 posts - 73
Kalilung - 70 - 0 posts - 70
magewarrior - 65 - 1 post - 66
chaos7 - 57 - 0 posts - 57
Bierhumpen_Kukki - 56 - 0 posts - 56
Gu-fu-fu - 53 - 0 posts - 53
Andio - 52 - 0 posts - 52
Jibril - 45 - 0 posts - 45
Matthewtheman - 41 - 0 posts - 41
Rob Roy - 38 - 0 posts - 38

[LocoColt04]

Mr. Shauna had the opportunity to post in the Ciddies announcements! So preemptive congratulations on hitting 200 first, sir!

[Denmark]

I passed my goal of 5700. There's a chance I could beat Phil to 6k if he doesn't post at all this week but that's not likely.

[Pheesh]

Just posting to be an asshole.

[Dat Matt]

Oh hey guys what's going on in this thread?

Oh... A milestone...

[Shauna]

Congrats sir, here is your internet brownie point.

http://i.imgur.com/fOC79fu.jpg

I wonder where I'm sitting now...

[Faris]

Place your bets! How much gil are you willing to bet on each tier? Go speed race go!

[Pike]

11,000 posts
qwerty - 10,871 - 0 posts - 10,871
Chris - 10,549 - 26 posts - 10,575
Laddy - 10,441 - 22 posts - 10,463
Pike - 10,119 - 153 posts - 10,272


Pike - 10,119 - 153 posts - 10,272

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/184/f/9/come_at_me_bro__by_straubass-d55sn4c.gif

[Slothy]

I still remember when Pike and I were dead even. I'm going to have to start spamming it up around here.

[Pike]

I remember that too!

I believe in you Vivi. Let the power of the post count compel you.

[Raistlin]

No one's competing with me to 19k, huh? I suppose I'll just have to catch up to MILF then!

EDIT: Wtf, when did I become the 10th highest poster? I remember when I was 20-something.

[Pike]

I like how Huxley has posted so much more than he would like to admit.

That's right Hux, how's it feel knowing you are the ninth top poster on Eyes on Final Fantasy? :mock:

[Madame Adequate]

Too high to pretend I'm not a neckbeard, too low to be proud of how neckbeardy I am.

Feels bad man :(

[Jinx]

I'm the 52nd highest poster.

Which doesn't sound that high, really.

Until you remember I only joined in March 2012.

:I

[Denmark]

Except there's what, like, 27k members? 52/27088 = ~0.002. you're 99.8th percentile babe

I'm only 99.6th :(

[Pike]

Hey BoB who has the highest post per day ratio? Is there a way to search that?

My money's on Sam.

[Jinx]

It's quite probably me.

[Denmark]

well from a database/computer calculation sense it's stupidly easy, idk about purely from the forum side though

my posts/day is 1.28. Sam's is like 18.46 or something. my money's on her

[Pike]

Alternatively it might be Noxious Sunshine.

EDIT: Noxious Sunshine 21.67 posts per day

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't know how anyone can post that much. Mine rate is like just over 4/day.

[NeoCracker]

Large quantities of Crack will do the trick.

[Raistlin]

Shorty is currently averaging over 50 posts per day over the last week.

Fear her.

[Shorty]

I'm not about to lose the bet we made! Just over 200 to go :jess:

[DMKA]

Do you remember the days when post counts were invisible to anyone who wasn't staff so threads like these wouldn't happen?

EoFF Farm remembers.

EDIT: HOLY SHIT 12 POST TIL 10,000 OMG

[Shorty]

YOU

GET OUT OF HERE

[NeoCracker]

And Shorty is about to lose out to DMKA.

How does that make you feel?

[Shorty]

Like punching you in the back of the head.

[Raistlin]

Do you remember the days when post counts were invisible to anyone who wasn't staff so threads like these wouldn't happen?

Post counts were disabled back around 2003 because of some problems with spam. As EoFF has collectively matured, such anti-spam policies began to be less important. There hasn't been any notable problems I've seen since reenabling post counts.

Besides, everyone knows rep is how you measure one's e-worth nowadays. Post counts are so 2005.

[NeoCracker]

Like punching you in the back of the head.

Let the hate flow through you. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDkj9k)

[Shorty]

Do you remember the days when post counts were invisible to anyone who wasn't staff so threads like these wouldn't happen?

Post counts were disabled back around 2003 because of some problems with spam. As EoFF has collectively matured, such anti-spam policies began to be less important. There hasn't been any notable problems I've seen since reenabling post counts.

Besides, everyone knows rep is how you measure one's e-worth nowadays. Post counts are so 2005.

Should have stuck with posts = e-worth, dear. /smug

[DMKA]

Do you remember the days when post counts were invisible to anyone who wasn't staff so threads like these wouldn't happen?

Post counts were disabled back around 2003 because of some problems with spam. As EoFF has collectively matured, such anti-spam policies began to be less important. There hasn't been any notable problems I've seen since reenabling post counts.

Besides, everyone knows rep is how you measure one's e-worth nowadays. Post counts are so 2005.

True enough.

I still miss "No Eyes on Each Other for Me!" though.

[Pumpkin]

[Insert relevant post]

[Unbreakable Will]

44939

[Quindiana Jones]

How many posts do I have again?

Oh, blimey. I could've sworn I only just passed 13,000.

[Pumpkin]

17 453.


EDIT: 17 476

EDIT: 17 482

[Quindiana Jones]

Could you edit that post every time I make a new post? You could be my accountant of sorts.

[Pumpkin]

I could until I get bored.

[Quindiana Jones]

That's more than I deserve.

[Pheesh]

Never in doubt :cool:

[Loony BoB]

Less than three days ago, Sarah had 241 less posts than she does now. She's so desperate to get that 10,000 first.

I've turned Sarah into a nerd.

[Shorty]

No, smurf you. The Ciddies were happening. :colbert:

I'm not going out of my way to spam post at all. Don't take credit for my postcount!

[Pike]

Do you remember the days when post counts were invisible to anyone who wasn't staff so threads like these wouldn't happen?

I posted this earlier in the thread already bro

STEP IT UP

[Loony BoB]

That's weird because I swear there is a visitor message on my profile where a certain member is bitching me out over this whole thing. :love:


DMKA IS SIX POSTS AWAY YOU SON OF A BITCH THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

[Pike]

I like how Chris still thinks he's gonna win the race to 11k.

[Shorty]

Yeah, but you made that about me frequently posting like a maniac to get there first and that's not it at all (I am posting regularly as I regularly do). I just want DMKA to fade away into the darkness is what it is because I know I will reach 10k in like, two days, and she's only four posts away or some trout. :colbert:

Watch me get to 10k and then beat Chris to 12k.

[Pike]

I just want DMKA to fade away into the darkness is what it is because I know I will reach 10k in like, two days, and she's only four posts away or some shit. :colbert:

...is DMKA a girl?

Have I been wrong this whole time? :onoes:

[Shorty]

oh man I thought she was

but now I am second-guessing myself

[Rantz]

Wait, just found out about this. Are you saying I'm gonna have to post again?

Cause I'll totally do it, bitches. POST COOOOOOOUNT

[Loony BoB]

she

ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

[Aulayna]

Why am I never on any of BoB's tables. :colbert:

This is discrimination!

[Pumpkin]

Neither is sharky and he sadfaced.

[Denmark]

devilmaykickass is most definitely not a girl i'm like 99% sure

i'm never on any tables either. and phil you may have hit 6k first but i'm still confident i'll pass you somewhere between 6100 and 6300

[Raistlin]

Ahahaha Sarah. xD I hope DMKA strings you along for a couple of days and then gets 10,000 posts just when you think you can beat him.

[Madame Adequate]

Ahahahahaha Sarah please, I'm notoriously bad with EoFFers sexes but ahahaahahaha

[DMKA]

:lol:

[Rantz]

I've heard you're actually pretty good with EoFF sexes, Hux.

[Shorty]

:doublecolbert:

[Pumpkin]

HOW FAR AM I

AM I WINNING

[Shorty]

GO HOME SHION YOU'RE DRUNK

[Pumpkin]

No I'm not :(

[Pike]

264 more posts to go until I surpass Chris. I'll bet BoB is shaking in his boots that he bet on the wrong member! :excited:

[Unbreakable Will]

Hold on damnit, I actually took the time to read through here... DMKA is a girl?

Someone best confirm/deny this. :colbert:

Priorities people.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I am in the race for 7k? Wut? Did not know this. Should I try harder? Or keep to my lurking ways?

[Denmark]

will, clearly you didn't take the time to read fully.

[Jinx]

DMKA is definitely a guy, Will. xD

[Pheesh]

I don't really remember, but Sarah is probably one of the people that thought I was a girl 'pre name change'. The worst!

[Pumpkin]

I thought Pontus was a girl until I started chatting.

[Shorty]

I swear I saw something DMKA said once about being a girl. I've gone all this time thinking he was a she.

[Pheesh]

devilmaykickass is most definitely not a girl i'm like 99% sure

i'm never on any tables either. and phil you may have hit 6k first but i'm still confident i'll pass you somewhere between 6100 and 6300

Well shit son. Now I'm just gonna get to 6,400 first out of spite

[Mahad]

I thought Pontus was a girl until I started chatting.

I thought you were a guy...

[Pumpkin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

[DMKA]

I swear I saw something DMKA said once about being a girl. I've gone all this time thinking he was a she.

You never know. (https://www.facebook.com/aimaa.dmka)

[Hollycat]

I was once convinced by the wiki that WK was a girl. I even made a thread about it.

[Pike]

I recall it taking me a few weeks to figure out if Yar/Justy was a guy or girl. Pretty sure I pegged the rest of you right away.

Wolf Kanno I always knew was a guy but I thought he was gay for a really long time because I could've sworn he said something about a boyfriend.

Semi-related if I had a nickel for the number of times people in chat/forum have said "Pike is a girl?!?" I would have a lot of nickels.

[Rantz]

Wait, Pike is a girl?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Am I a girl?

[Shorty]

Yes.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Glad that's settled.

[Shorty]

You're welcome, chica.

[Mahad]

Am I a girl?

WRONG. Coin flip says you're a guy.

I can't tell who's a girl or who's a guy most of the times. I know most of the regulars, but the only one I'm sure of is Mr Shauna.

[Pumpkin]

I now have 2000 posts. Do I win a prize?

[Raistlin]

I won the race to 19,000. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

... which no one bet on because of course BoB couldn't let me win anything. :(

[Shorty]

I hate everyone and everything. But mostly I hate Daniel Towns.

[Raistlin]

Hah, I just noticed that DMKA officially won the race to 10,000.

EVERYONE LAUGH AT SARAH

[Shorty]

Last March my postcount was 2,500. I am going to surpass your ass one day and then dance on your grave about it at a later time.

[Shauna]

I can't tell who's a girl or who's a guy most of the times. I know most of the regulars, but the only one I'm sure of is Mr Shauna.

:shifty:

[Pheesh]

Am I a girl?

WRONG. Coin flip says you're a guy.

I can't tell who's a girl or who's a guy most of the times. I know most of the regulars, but the only one I'm sure of is Mr Shauna.

I got a name change for that very reason. It worked as well, even Tara still thinks I'm a boy!!

[Unbreakable Will]

HAHA SARAH!

Raistlin told me to do it. :p

[Shorty]

Joke's on him, I'm going to win the bet we made three days before the deadline.

[NeoCracker]

I wonder if the others on the race to 14K are doing well?

[Shorty]

holy shit I passed 10k and didn't even notice

TAKE THAT, WESLEY

[Pike]

I sure can't wait to surpass Chris :mwahaha:

[CimminyCricket]

I few members thought I was a girl, a few probably still do! At least 3 members also thought/think I'm asian.

[Crop]

2,000 posts
Pete for Pres - 1,870
kotora - 1,862
PLEftBW - 1,832
shion - 1,828
noxious.sunshine - 957


This is an absolute joke, I'm totally in the running for it.

[Loony BoB]

shion's already passed it. >_>

[Madonna]

I am really good at keeping this .9~ daily post ratio down.