Star Trek: Who would you be?

[Pumpkin]

You should write for star trek.




And then play Data


The Spiner-Femmes would have me assassinated. :(


They need to move on. He's old now. I'll play your girlfriend :P.


If you play my girlfriend, you'll have to be Tasha Yar.

This will be your toughest assignment.


I will not play Tasha Yar :nonono:.

I will be Data's newer, prettier, less butch girlfriend.


Denise Crosby is hurt, and crushed. You jerk.



Who would you be if you got to play any character in any Star Trek?

[Hollycat]

I'm going to go with Picard.

[Goldenboko]

If I could pick one character, it would be Spot the cat, AKA the best character on the show.

[Pike]

Either Data or a Vulcan.

Or a gorn.

Edit: Or a tribble.

[Goldenboko]

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

[Pike]

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

You're late bro! (http://home.eyesonff.com/lounge/150163-star-trek-not-movie-thread.html#post3258948) :colbert:

[Goldenboko]

Different thread, GTFO Pike.

[Araciel]

KHAAAAANNNNNNNN

seriously though, Q.

[Pike]

Q.

SO OVERPOWERED

Actually the more I think about it the more I want to be Scotty. Engineering genius right there. Breaking the laws of physics every day.

[Jinx]

I think I'm kind of like Worf, tbh.

Anyone who's ever seen me with my hair pulled back from my forehead can probably attest to this.

[Madame Adequate]

I would be a humble shop tailor.

[Raistlin]

Probably Spock. Part Vulcan, but human enough, and I enjoy my mocking commentary about those less logical than myself.

foa would then be Bones, and we would argue all the time and it would be good times.

[escobert]

One of the red shirt idiots. Or Kirk. Yup, I'm Kirk.

[Del Murder]

Can I be the holodeck?

[Flaming Ice]

The transporter.

[Laddy]

One of the red shirt idiots. Or Kirk.
What's the difference? :monster:

*ahem*
Picard. Because I'm awesome and of vague French origin.

[comma]

I'd be Uhura because I have an enchanting voice.

[Pike]

I'd be Uhura because I have an enchanting voice.

Hailing frequencies open, captain.

[escobert]

One of the red shirt idiots. Or Kirk.
What's the difference? :monster:

*ahem*
Picard. Because I'm awesome and of vague French origin.


that's my point...

[Pike]

Anyone who thinks Kirk isn't a madcap genius hasn't watched TOS.

[escobert]

He has his moments of greatness but he's an idiot 75% of the time. Which is why he fits me perfectly!

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Picard is like that too. It's how the show has a plot.

"Captain's Log. Despite Guinan's warning to turn back, and the discomfort of the crew, I feel it is our obligation to explore this new area of space."

"Despite Mr. Warf's protests, I have decided......"

"Despite Riker's cautions, I have decided to beam down the surface myself."

ect.

Call it adventurous, call it stupid, but at least it makes a plot!

[fire_of_avalon]

Probably Spock. Part Vulcan, but human enough, and I enjoy my mocking commentary about those less logical than myself.

foa would then be Bones, and we would argue all the time and it would be good times.

There's a little bit of Bones in me, but I'm 99% Riker, baby.

[snacks]

One of the red shirt idiots. Or Kirk. Yup, I'm Kirk.

Dammit Bert I WANTED TO BE A RED SHIRT

anyways, I'd probably be a red shirt no doubt, or I'd like to be logical like Spock.

[Quindiana Jones]

I'd be Riker's beard.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

foa would then be Bones, and we would argue all the time and it would be good times.

There's a little bit of Bones in me, but I'm 99% Riker, baby.


I'd be Riker's beard.

Quinn is now FOA's tight and curlies. I'm not as surprised as I think I should be.

[Christmas]

STAR WARS > STAR TREK!

[Quindiana Jones]

STAR WARS > STAR TREK!

Good news is, they're both shit now!

[Christmas]

WELL, YOU WERE ALWAY SHIT TO BEGIN WITH.

[Dr. Acula]

Jumping in here to say RIP Nichelle Nichols. I'm sorry you had to kiss Shatner.