Coffee (But not "coffee")

[Chris]

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We can all agree on the fact that steak is horrendous, but with a nice coffee rub, it is SOOO delicious.

I don't like drinking coffee, but I am crazy about coffee-flavoured things.


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Ever tried some coffee ice cream?

[Jinx]

HOW ABOUT I JUST RUB SOME SHIT ON MY PERFECTLY AMAZING STEAK I'M SURE THAT'D BE DELICIOUS TOO

[Denmark]

coffee ice cream is good though

[Agent Proto]

HOW ABOUT I JUST RUB SOME SHIT ON MY PERFECTLY AMAZING STEAK I'M SURE THAT'D BE DELICIOUS TOO

NO SAM, DO NOT RUB ANY OF THAT SHIT ON THAT FUCKING STEAK

[Denmark]

HOW ABOUT I JUST RUB SOME SHIT ON MY PERFECTLY AMAZING STEAK I'M SURE THAT'D BE DELICIOUS TOO

NO SAM, DO NOT RUB ANY OF THAT SHIT ON THAT FUCKING STEAK

dat swear filter

[Chris]

Sorry, Sam, but I think it has been established that steak itself is a big no.

[Jinx]

Sorry, Sam, but I think it has been established that steak itself is a big no.

No, it is not "established."

There's just something seriously wrong with you, Reno.

[Denmark]

Sorry, Sam, but I think it has been established that steak itself is a big no.

we are cooking steak tomorrow and we will take gratuitous amounts of pictures of it JUST FOR YOU

[Jinx]

I'll put them on my naked breasts to make you gag even more, Chris.

I almost typed gay instead of gag

still pretty applicable, imho

[Chris]

Bring Coffee Cakes!

Edit: Just googled it, and so disappointed that coffee cakes is a misleading discription

[Shorty]

Oh my god, the Bellagio coffee gelato. You have not had amazing gelato until you've been to the Bellagio, and you damn sure have never had a better coffee ice cream in your life.

Coffee cake is also yummy! Something is weird. This is the second thing we are agreeing on. Chris is rising to normalcy.

Additionally, alcoholic coffee drinks. Hundreds of calories, no fucks are given.

[Mirage]

If you think steak is horrendous, it's time for you to leave these forums.

[Pumpkin]

I don't like coffee or coffee flavored things. The only coffee flavored thing I like is Coffee Crisp.

[Shorty]

I would totally try coffee steak.

[Jinx]

I love coffee, and I love coffee flavoured things. Just not on my god damn steak.

[noxious.sunshine]

Actually,... Coffee rubbed steak is good.

[Pike]

Coffee anything is gross IMO

[Aulayna]

Coffee flavoured stuff generally tastes rancid and nothing like coffee.

[noxious.sunshine]

Coffee is also an excellent ingredient in chili. Granted you use a big ole chuck roast cut into cubes & make a "Texas Chili" as opposed to the ground beef version with beans and tomato sauce.

I generally don't drink coffee though. A frappuccino from Starbucks is about all I can handle. They have very little actual coffee in them so the caffeine content is lower. If I drink anything heavily caffeinated, I break out in cold sweats and I get shaky and sleepy.