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Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 07:47 PM
3 weeks

A lot of harassment of late voters and lazy people

51 nominators

A troutton of nominations (who do you think I am? BoB? I’m not counting that trout)

A bunch of losers as finalists

61 voters

A lot more votes

The biggest losers as the winners




:ciddie::ciddie:

The 24th Ciddies
Revelations Thread: Part II

:ciddie::ciddie:




Are you people ready for some Ciddies? The presentation of the remaining 35 awards will begin shortly. http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

UPDATE: Winners and voting tally


1. Best Member
Locky..............................(9) (4) = 22
Loony BoB..........................(9) (2) = 20
Aulayna............................(8) (3) = 19
Sephex.............................(9) (1) = 19
Tifa's Boobs.......................(8) (2) = 18
Agent Proto........................(8) (1) = 17
Formalhaut.........................(2) (4) = 8
Pantz..............................(3) (2) = 8
Flying Mullet......................(1) (3) = 5
RSL................................(1) (0) = 2

Best Female: Aulayna
Best Male: Loony BoB

2. Best Administrator/Developer/Tech Admin
Loony BoB..........................14
Pantz..............................11
Del Murder.........................10
o_O................................7
Psychotic..........................6
Shlup..............................2
Goldenboko.........................1
Roogle.............................1
Samuraid...........................1
RSL................................1

3. Best Cid’s Knight
Shorty.............................18
Pike...............................15
fire_of_avalon.....................11
Vivi22.............................5
Mister Adequate....................4
RSL................................1
Shiny..............................0

4. Best Editor
Aulayna............................21
Locky..............................13
Raistlin...........................9
theundeadhero......................4
Faris..............................3
Freya..............................2
RSL................................1

5. Best Veteran
Shauna.............................11
Calliope...........................8
Flying Mullet......................8
Quint Eastwood.....................7
Sephex.............................7
Agent Proto........................5
Jowy...............................4
Citizen Bleys......................3
The Summoner of Leviathan..........2
RSL................................1

6. Best Regular
shion..............................16
Tifa's Boobs.......................10
Formalhault........................7
Laddy..............................6
Bolivar............................3
Bunny..............................3
Cim................................2
dandy da oak.......................2
Pete for President.................2
RSL................................1

7. Best Newbie
Mr. Shauna.........................12
DanielCLFFF13......................11
noxious.sunshine...................11
Yerushalmi.........................9
LocoColt04.........................8
HasteInTime........................4
MontyPython........................3
RSL................................1

8. Sexiest Male
Cuchulainn.........................7
Raistlin...........................6
Jowy...............................5
Levian.............................5
Chris..............................4
Laddy..............................4
Pantz..............................4
DK.................................3
Loony BoB..........................3
sharkythesharkdogg.................3
Spuuky.............................3
o_O................................2
Happy Noodle Boy...................2
RSL................................1

9. Sexiest Female
Shorty.............................8
fire_of_avalon.....................7
Chemical...........................6
Locky..............................6
Faris..............................5
Tifa's Boobs.......................5
Fujiko.............................4
Shiny..............................4
shion..............................3
smittenkitten......................2
Shlup..............................1
RSL................................1

10. Best Custom Rank
Psychotic..........................10
Flying Mullet......................8
Del Murder.........................6
DK.................................5
Raistlin...........................5
Sephex.............................5
Denmark............................3
Freya..............................3
Pantz..............................3
RSL................................1

11. Best Avatar
shion..............................11
Aulayna............................10
Loony BoB..........................7
Pike...............................6
Raistlin...........................6
Pantz..............................5
Goldenboko.........................4
RSL................................1

12. Best Signature
shion..............................10
Denmark............................7
Aulayna............................6
Del Murder.........................5
Locky..............................4
Psychotic..........................4
Bert...............................3
DK.................................3
Fonzie.............................2
Freya..............................1
Sephex.............................1
RSL................................1

13. Best Artist
Pete for President.................23
Agent Proto........................11
DrAssenov..........................11
LadyJuxtaposition..................2
Locky..............................1
RSL................................1

14. Best Writer
Lonely Paper Star..................7
DK.................................6
Mister Adequate....................6
shion..............................6
Locky..............................5
dandy da oak.......................3
Loony BoB..........................3
Pike...............................3
Psychotic..........................3
Shorty.............................2
RSL................................1

15. Best General Forums Poster
Tifa's Boobs.......................8
Parker.............................6
Denmark............................5
DK.................................5
Pike...............................5
Psychotic..........................5
Shorty.............................5
Raistlin...........................4
Loony BoB..........................3
Mister Adequate....................3
shion..............................2
Chris..............................1
RSL................................1

16. Best Final Fantasy Forums Poster
Wolf Kanno.........................15
The White Wizard of Fynn...........13
Aulayna............................8
Sephex.............................6
Vivi22.............................6
Freya..............................3
Bolivar............................2
RSL................................1

17. Best Thread Maker
Pike...............................10
Aulayna............................9
DK.................................7
Flying Mullet......................7
shion..............................7
Tifa's Boobs.......................6
Wolf Kanno.........................4
RSL................................1
Sephex.............................0

18. Best Blogger/Article Writer
Locky..............................15
Raistlin...........................12
Aulayna............................9
Formalhaut.........................6
Agent Proto........................5
shion..............................2
Freya..............................1
RSL................................1

19. Best #eoff Chatter
kotora.............................7
Denmark............................6
fire_of_avalon.....................6
Happy Noodle Boy...................6
shion..............................6
Nicolas............................4
Parker.............................3
Shorty.............................3
Pantz..............................2
Loony BoB..........................1
Tasura.............................1
RSL................................1

20. Best Thread
So how is everyone doing?..........8
The Positive Life Thread...........7
Soup...............................7
Marmite: Love or Hate?.............6
Final Fantasy 25th Anniversary Ciddies.......5
The Drunk Thread...................5
2012-13 English Football Season....4
Another religious thread...........4
The Picture Thread.................3
Let's Play Police Quest Angel......1
RSL................................1

21. Best Post
if you were dead, who would u haunt?.........12
Doing God's work, son..............9
The Picture Thread.................6
Draw your favourite EoFFer.........6
Let's Talk About Ourselves.........4
FAO: Gobo..........................4
Pope Benedict XVI - Has resigned...3
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.............3
Eyes forward, pervert!.............3
Other Worldly Timezones............2
RSL................................1

22. Best Article/Article Series
Final Fantasy Sexism (series)......14
Summon of the Month (series).......13
E3 2013 Round-Up...................12
Eyes on EoFF (series)..............7
Final Fantasy Fan Art Showcase (series)......4
Eyes on Final Fantasy Cosplay (series).......2
RSL................................1

23. Craziest Member
noxious.sunshine...................9
Mercen-X...........................8
Chris..............................7
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.............6
Psychotic..........................5
Cuchulainn.........................4
Loony BoB..........................4
Tifa's Boobs.......................4
Ultima Shadow......................3
Locky..............................2
HasteInTime........................1
RSL................................1

24. Wittiest Member
Psychotic..........................9
Quint Eastwood.....................8
Del Murder.........................7
Flying Mullet......................7
Mister Adequate....................5
Old Manus..........................5
Parker.............................4
Cuchulainn.........................3
Sephex.............................3
Raistlin...........................2
Pantz..............................1
Shorty.............................1
RSL................................1

25. Scariest Member
Chris..............................14
Mercen-X...........................10
Cuchulainn.........................7
Psychotic..........................6
fire_of_avalon.....................5
Del Murder.........................4
Shlup..............................3
Mister Adequate....................2
RSL................................1

26. Horniest Member
Chris..............................15
Tifa's Boobs.......................12
iceglow............................8
Parker.............................4
NorthernChaosGod...................3
Rebellious Eagle...................3
Shorty.............................2
Formalhaut.........................1
kotora.............................1
RSL................................1

27. Most Honest Member
Bunny..............................9
Calliope...........................8
Loony BoB..........................8
Cuchulainn.........................6
Miriel.............................6
shion..............................6
Raistlin...........................5
Formalhaut.........................3
Shorty.............................3
RSL................................1
Locky..............................0

28. Most Devious Member
Psychotic..........................13
Raistlin...........................9
Citizen Bleys......................7
Del Murder.........................6
Quint Eastwood.....................5
Cuchulainn.........................4
Pantz..............................4
Mirage.............................1
Vivi22.............................1
RSL................................1
Pike...............................0

29. Most Gullible Member
Shorty.............................11
Formalhaut.........................9
SuperMillionaire...................8
Tifa's Boobs.......................5
shion..............................4
Happy Noodle Boy...................3
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.............3
Locky..............................3
fire_of_avalon.....................2
Loony BoB..........................2
RSL................................1

30. Most Objectively Objective Member
Raistlin...........................10
The Man............................8
Mister Adequate....................6
Flying Mullet......................5
Pike...............................5
Yerushalmi.........................5
Agent Proto........................4
Loony BoB..........................4
Del Murder.........................2
Peegee.............................2
RSL................................1

31. Most Emotional Member
Miriel.............................12
Jiro...............................9
shion..............................5
Tifa's Boobs.......................5
Chris..............................4
Formalhaut.........................4
Freya..............................4
Laddy..............................4
Locky..............................2
Loony BoB..........................1
The Man............................1
RSL................................1
Shorty.............................0

32. Most Missed Member
Jiro...............................13
RSL................................10
Resha..............................8
Lone Wolf Leonhart.................7
Rye................................4
Cid................................3
eestlinc...........................3
Demondude..........................2
Owen Macwere.......................2

33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
Loony BoB..........................16
Aulayna............................10
maybee.............................6
NeoCracker.........................6
DMKA...............................5
Locky..............................4
shion..............................4
Freya..............................1
RSL................................1
Raistlin...........................0


34. Most Helpful Member
Pantz..............................15
o_O................................12
Loony BoB..........................9
Goldenboko.........................4
shion..............................3
Aulayna............................2
Roogle.............................2
Vivi22.............................2
Formalhaut.........................1
Locky..............................1
RSL................................1
Shorty.............................0

35. Cutest Couple
Shauna & Mr. Shauna................9
Pike & Mister Adequate.............8
Loony BoB & smittenkitten..........7
Fujiko & o_O.......................6
Tifa's Boobs & Denmark.............6
Locky & Happy Noodle Boy...........5
Calliope & Spuuky..................3
Del Murder & Miriel................3
Shorty & Pantz.....................3
RSL & RSL’s hat....................1


Most Likely To…

36. Be the Next Cid’s Knight/Editor
Shauna.............................17
Agent Proto........................12
shion..............................10
Formalhaut.........................6
Quint Eastwood.....................3
Tifa's Boobs.......................2
RSL................................1
Chris..............................0

37. Get Banned
Cuchulainn.........................11
Tifa's Boobs.......................8
Chris..............................7
noxious.sunshine...................7
Peegee.............................7
zx12y..............................5
Vincent, Thunder God...............4
HasteInTime........................2
RSL................................1
NeoCracker.........................0


38. Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Sephex.............................16
Parker.............................7
Formalhaut.........................5
Yerushalmi.........................5
Mr. Shauna.........................4
The White Wizard of Fynn...........4
DanielCLFFF13......................3
noxious.sunshine...................3
NeoCracker.........................2
Shaibana...........................1
RSL................................1

39. Start waiting in line for Final Fantasy XV a week before its release
Loony BoB..........................21
Wolf Kanno.........................16
Aulayna............................5
Locky..............................4
DMKA...............................2
Freya..............................2
Flying Mullet......................1
The White Wizard of Fynn...........1
RSL................................1

40. Be a character in Kingdom Hearts 3
Happy Noodle Boy...................8
Freya..............................7
Marshall Banana....................6
Jessweeee♪.........................5
Loony BoB..........................5
Aulayna............................4
The Summoner of Leviathan..........4
fire_of_avalon.....................3
Tifa's Boobs.......................3
qwertysaur.........................2
Shorty.............................2
Formalhaut.........................1
Shauna.............................1
RSL................................1


41. Be Olenna Tyrell
fire_of_avalon.....................10
Shlup..............................8
Tifa's Boobs.......................7
Leeza..............................6
Miriel.............................6
ThornQueen.........................5
Shorty.............................3
Shauna.............................2
Shiny..............................1
RSL................................1

42. Be the victim of Olenna’s next barb
Raistlin...........................16
iceglow............................9
Chris..............................5
Vivi22.............................5
Loony BoB..........................4
Agent Proto........................3
The Man............................3
Tifa's Boobs.......................1
RSL................................1

43. Not have to pay prostitutes for sex after showing off their skills
iceglow............................10
Formalhaut.........................9
Raistlin...........................9
Evastio............................8
Chris..............................7
Pantz..............................3
Parker.............................3
Psychotic..........................3
RSL................................1

44. Spend $10,000 to be in the Veronica Mars movie
Bunny..............................12
Tifa's Boobs.......................9
Azar...............................7
Chris..............................6
Aulayna............................5
maybee.............................5
Shorty.............................3
RSL................................1

45. Leave a hilarious rep comment
Flying Mullet......................16
Quint Eastwood.....................6
Shorty.............................6
Pantz..............................5
Denmark............................4
Mister Adequate....................4
Parker.............................4
Psychotic..........................4
Tifa's Boobs.......................2
RSL................................1

46. Write about EoFF in the New York Times
Azar...............................16
Jiro...............................9
Ouch!..............................7
Locky..............................5
Psychotic..........................3
The Man............................3
Yerushalmi.........................3
Wolf Kanno.........................2
Aulayna............................1
Formalhaut.........................1
RSL................................1

47. Become a wealthy, capitalist sweatshop owner
Del Murder.........................10
Citizen Bleys......................6
Peegee.............................6
Psychotic..........................6
Miriel.............................4
SuperMillionaire...................4
The Man............................4
Cuchulainn.........................3
Raistlin...........................3
Loony BoB..........................2
Mister Adequate....................2
nik0tine...........................1
RSL................................1
Pantz..............................0

48. Rant online about the winner of #47 from their mother’s basement
The Man............................14
Mister Adequate....................11
nik0tine...........................11
Peegee.............................7
iceglow............................3
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.............2
Psychotic..........................2
Shorty.............................1
RSL................................1
HasteInTime........................0

49. Total their car after swerving to avoid a squirrel
shion..............................12
Calliope...........................10
Shorty.............................10
Freya..............................6
Miriel.............................5
Locky..............................4
Chris..............................1
Sharkythesharkdogg.................1
RSL................................1

50. Get Together
Loony BoB & The corpse of a young woman from EoFF who he has tricked into meeting with him, pretending to be this deep and sensitive guy, and then after a little wine and a little laughter he has pinned her to his bed and peeled her skin like he would an onion because nobody can possibly be as strange as Daniel Towns is without being some sort of vile murderous ghoul who covers his inadequacies by mutilating young women.............24
Psychotic & iceglow................8
Faris & Parker.....................5
Mr. Shauna & Cid's Wife............5
Parker & iceglow...................5
Miriel & The Man...................2
Shorty & Tifa's Boobs..............2
RSL & I don't know--some kind of head covering, maybe? We'll work on it. Are you writing this down?............1



Highwind:

Site Staff:
Aulayna

Forums Staff:
Pike

Jinx
07-13-2013, 07:48 PM
CIDDIES

MY BODY IS READY

Shauna
07-13-2013, 07:48 PM
:excited:

Denmark
07-13-2013, 07:49 PM
IT'S HERE

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 07:50 PM
TEN MINUTES :jess:

Chris
07-13-2013, 07:50 PM
I won't be in for most of the night, so keep score if I happen to win any, okay, Sam? :(

Jinx
07-13-2013, 07:51 PM
IT'S HERE


They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

44737


EDIT: Sure thing, Chris....but why me? xD

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 07:51 PM
http://img.pandawhale.com/61880-George-Michael-its-happening-i-dNrF.gif

Parker
07-13-2013, 07:55 PM
How exciting! I can't irc on my phone but I will be here in spirit.

Pike
07-13-2013, 07:57 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/bighyper.gif

Sephex
07-13-2013, 07:57 PM
Let's do this.

Denmark
07-13-2013, 07:59 PM
GET HYPEHPEHPEHEPHEPEHPHEPPHEPHEHPEPHPHEHPOEHPEPHEHP

Shauna
07-13-2013, 07:59 PM
Myes, quite.

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:00 PM
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred Ciddies
Five hundred twenty five thousand Ciddies so dear
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred Ciddies
How do you measure
Half of a year?
In repped posts? In post counts? In blog posts? In Locky's articles?
In Del Murder saying "Stop doing that"?
In Shlup spoilering threads? In Shorty saying "You are the worst?" In bots being banned?
In five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred Ciddies
How do you measure half of a year?

Measure in NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS
Measure in VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTES
Measure CIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES

Measure in votes
Seasons of vooooooooootes

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:00 PM
35. Cutest Couple
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Locky & Happy Noodle Boy, Pike & Mister Adequate, and Shorty & Pantz (8)


The Nominees:

Calliope & Spuuky
Del Murder & Miriel
Fujiko & o_O
Locky & Happy Noodle Boy
Loony BoB & smittenkitten
Pike & Mister Adequate
Shauna & Mr. Shauna
Shorty & Pantz
Tifa's Boobs & Denmark

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:02 PM
I'm cute? :blush:

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 08:02 PM
The Edinburgh Massive Podcast Crew Present…. CUTEST COUPLE!


Calliope and Spuuky
by Loony_BoB

http://icydk.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/helena_bonham_carter_tim_burton_filephoto.jpg


Nicky & Spuuky are one of my best friends ever and a much missed cult hero of EoFF respectively. I honestly think that if Spuuky were posting regularly then these two would have won this a few times by now - they're my kind of couple, really. Not in your face, not overly mushy, if anything they tend to not mention each other much at all... but when they do, it just makes it all the more sweet and adorable.

They have matching user-titles that they've stuck with for many a year, and they seem to balance and support each other so well. I've always looked up to Nicky in so many ways and I like to think that these days he's the man behind the woman, so I can only look to him as one of the reasons my best friend is such a wonderful person to this day.


Shorty and Pantz
By Locky

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/blog_post_349_width/2012/07/dax_shepard_kristen_bell.jpg


Shorty and Pantz are the worst, and I mean THE WORST couple ever. Ahh, who am I kidding. I can’t slag this couple off at all. Shorty and Pantz are an amazing couple, and amazing e-parents. Pantz always gets me a pony when I want one, and Shorty is always around when I need to get out my venom. So together, they’re two of my best friends and I look up to them a lot too.
So they’re kind of weird? Well. Who wants normal in this day and age? Nobody! They are well deserving of this award, and to me, they are the epitome of EoFF relationships.


Shauna and Mr.Shauna
by smittenkitten


http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20081022/293.Hannigan.102208.jpg


Having met this couple three times now, you can see that they just work together. Both of them are honest and trustworthy friends of mine. They're not all in your face with lovey-dovey stuff, which makes you feel at ease... they're great to be with. They're still very cute together, and you do see some cute little things they do with each other when they think nobody is looking.

Shauna has a great understanding of Matt's, er, odd lingo... she translates for us when we stare at him blankly! They clearly have a similar love of games as each other, too... they can play games 'til dusk! Those guys must look forward to their payday... with the amount of games they've bought, God knows how many points they've got! GO TEAM SHAUNAS!!!


Happy Noodle Boy and Locky
By Shauna


http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02428/bloom-kerr_2428907b.jpg


MLT Get Together December Ciddies 2012 winners. Well done to EoFF, we managed to predict a couple getting together! So likely to get together, that in a few days they will be shacked up together in the land down under for a whole year. We all know what this means! Locky-ing up his eternal essence. She'll make him a Happy Noodle Boy. I would go on, but... Yes, moving swiftly onwards. They'll get to do all the great couple things like go shopping together, and dinner dates, and looking longingly into each other's eyes and all that cute stuff. Does this couple stand a chance of winning Cutest Couple Summer 2013 to follow up their victory from December? Or will the bizarre poo and fart connotations to a certain individual in the duo take away from some of their cute factor? I'm looking at you, HNB!

Del Murder and Miriel
By Loony BoB


http://cdn.popdust.com//wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Jay-Z-And-Beyonce-Fist-Bump.jpg


Murd & Miriel are perhaps the mainstay couple of EoFF. While most couples that have been around as long as they have will watch one or both of the people slowly move away from activity at EoFF, these two have stuck with it and are a bit of an EoFF powerhouse in their own right.

They have such impact on the place, they're like very our own Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie. When they do things, they really do go Hollywood - if you've heard about the lengths that Murd went to for his proposal, it seems like it's straight out of a romance that would sell very well on the big screen. When they got married, EoFF nearly exploded with the overwhelming love that they clearly have for each other, not to mention the love that EoFFers most certainly have for them.


Loony BoB and smittenkitten
By Mr Shauna


http://ronemajicatl2.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/will_and_jada_on_tnt_red_carpet_phixr.jpg


"Now this is a story all about how
A girl met a guy called Daniel Towns
A love story of nerds, so don't be scared
I'll tell you how their life is now shared

In Auckland, New Zealand born and raised
Final Fantasy is how he spent most of his days
Levelin up, stat maxing all cool
Getting ready to whoop Sephiroth, so cruel

When an evening he met Danielle, twas good
Thought about changing his attitude
It was love at first sight, and although he was scared
You know a relationship for a nerd was rare

They chatted to each other using IM gear
The chat logs that are scary, reason to show fear
He was a kitten who was smitten so he didn't care
He though nah, forget it, yo lets be a pair!

They decided to go out about seven or eight
Going around to Vittoria's for some dinner dates
Looked at each other, the love was right there
The beginning of a life where the love is shared"



o_O and Fujiko
By Locky


http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/51567-angelina-jolie-cried-when-brad-pitt-proposed-/1334762175_angelina-jolie-brad-pitt.jpg


I can not think of a single reason why anyone would dislike either of these. Sara is one of the most beautiful women in the world, and Mike is one of the nicest and most helpful dudes in the world. Together they're a quietly underrated couple of EoFF, and deserve some spotlight. You may wonder why I have picked Brangelina to 'portray' them, well they are just a very solid and private couple. They're very good looking and just great human beings.

Unfortunately they are not together in New Zealand right now, and I know that alongside some others, we are hoping the two lovebirds can get back together asap!




Mister Adequate and Pike
by Shauna


http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Dawn+Porter+Veuve+Clicquot+Gold+Cup+Final+SjsecrKFtKFl.jpg


What more can you want than a couple who spent the hours they were snowed in together, doing crossword puzzles? That's right, a couple who spend the rest of their time playing all of the video games they. Luckily, Pike and MILF are a couple who can tick both these boxes, I wonder how many other couples on this list can say that? Certainly not any I am involved with. I can only imagine how it will be when they move in together. Sitting together in a room chock-full of gaming memorabilia, talking over in-game chat. Loveable gestures coming from Steam and GoG. Certainly living some kind of nerdy dream, that's for sure. How truly romantic. Well, as romantic as a robot and a human can get.

Denmark and Tifa's Boobs
by Mr Shauna



http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80e49cw3R1qcn18l.jpg


When I heard that Tifa's Boobs and Denmark were an item there is only two things that come to mind. "How Cute" and "I wonder what a pair of Boobs on a Danish flag would look like". Well, http://rlv.zcache.com/aww_how_cute_card-p137918340457885218z85p0_400.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oOfjgvg.png

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:02 PM
post in threaddddddd so award pump posts faster

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:04 PM
Ahahaha that was a great speech. 10/10

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:04 PM
That speech was amazing xD

fire_of_avalon
07-13-2013, 08:05 PM
I love Del & Miriel as the Carters.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:06 PM
35. Cutest Couple


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Fujiko & o_O.......................6
Tifa's Boobs & Denmark.............6
Locky & Happy Noodle Boy...........5
Calliope & Spuuky..................3
Del Murder & Miriel................3
Shorty & Pantz.....................3
RSL & RSL’s hat....................1




Loony BoB & smittenkitten..........7
Pike & Mister Adequate.............8
Shauna & Mr. Shauna................9


And the Ciddie goes to…


Shauna & Mr. Shauna
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:06 PM
http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/i-came.jpg2.jpeg

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:06 PM
Wonderful speech :D

Now I know how Rob and I will be roleplaying in the bedroom...

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:06 PM
Oh my god, you two! Congratulations!

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:06 PM
holy fucking balls how did sam and i beat philara

HOW DID PHILARA NOT WIN (i voted for you :( )

congrats Shaunas!

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:06 PM
Congrats :D!!!!!!!!

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:07 PM
I'm really honored to get second, I had no idea so many people thought Hux and I were cute! Thanks to everyone who voted :heart:

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:07 PM
Put way more work into that speech than I should, but what?

Also my ciddie virginity has been taken. Take that Sephex!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:07 PM
34. Most Helpful Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Pantz (14)


The Nominees:

Aulayna
Formalhaut
GoldenBoko
Locky
Loony BoB
o_O
Pantz
Roogle
shion
Shorty
Vivi22

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 08:08 PM
I have my first Ciddie sad :(

But congrats to the Shaunas, they are seriously gr8

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:08 PM
PONTUS

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:08 PM
Wow, that was a close one. *_* Thanks guys! Was not expecting that!

Mister Adequate
07-13-2013, 08:08 PM
Congrats to you two, you are indeed extremely cute :love:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:08 PM
PONTUS :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:09 PM
Most Helpful Member


EoFF is a great community. One of the things that makes it so great is how there's always someone to help you out when you need it. I probably wouldn't have stuck around so long if it wasn't for the community, the people, and some of these members. I can remember ways each of them has helped me in the past.

Aulayna
Aulayna was a great help getting me started on my first article. She gave me ideas, spent her time editing it for me, and helping me make it the best it could be. It probably would have fallen flat on its face without her help. Heck, without her, there wouldn't be any articles by shion at all.


Formalhaut
Formalhaut is always around to help new members feel welcome and integrated into the community. One of the great things about him though, is how great and helpful of a friend he is. He'a always there for someone to talk to, bounce ideas off of, or for a shoulder to cry on. On top of that, he's amazingly helpful in many ways throughout the forum, participating in as many events as possible and helping out as much as he can. He did an excellent job as host of the Quina's Cook-Off. I couldn't have done it without him.

Goldenboko
Goldenboko has done a lot to help get articles promoted, and he also runs the Triple Triad tournaments, which encourages members to get more involved in the site. Triple Triad is a pretty unique feature to EoFF, and I would actually like to participate in the next tournament. I know Goldenboko will be around to help with my questions so that I can maybe win at least one round :monster:.

Locky
Locky is helpful on so many different levels. She has also helped me get my articles up and going, and they are much better thanks to her help. She helps out the site by putting up a good number of fun, interesting to read articles on the frontsite, and I'm sure many members look forward to what she's putting up next. She's also running a lot of things, like being in charge of the speeches, for example. On top of that, Locky is a great friend, always there to help out people in need.

Loony BoB
BoB has always been a great help when learning how the community works. He basically is EoFF, so if you ever have any questions about the community, the way things work, or what you need to do to get more involved, he's a great member to help. He's helped me and I'm sure many other members get started on the site.

o_O
Mike is great at helping me with any tech questions I have, since I am computer illiterate. He's also very welcoming, and kind, and has an excellent sense of humor, so you never have to feel bad about asking him for help. It's always great to be able to go to someone for help without feeling like a moron. Mike has a great personality for helping others in need.

Pantz
What hasn't Pantz helped me with? He's helped me with issues from my signature, to my Pms to my chat problems. When I was a poor helpless noob (which hasn't changed much), I could always go to Pantz to help me get things sorted. He's helped me personally in so many ways, it would take pages to elaborate on. I'm sure he's helped so many others like me too.

Roogle
I don't see Roogle on the forum much, but I do see him in chat. He's actually very familiar with how things work in there, and can always answer you questions should any come up. He's also run a few fun role-playing games in there, which made chat all the more fun.

shion
Not entirelly sure how I made it up here, with all of these great, incredibly helpful members. I help myself to cake I suppose? I don't think I'm the most helpful member here, but I do try to help out where I can.


Shorty
Shorty is a very prominent member of the community, so she knows who's who and what's what. She was recently promoted to CK and I've seen her do tons to help contribute around the site, from keeping debates on track, to moving threads to their appropriate locations. She's also been a big help and put a lot of work into the elections. She's a great member to ask if you have any questions, and she's always friendly and willing to help you out.

Vivi22
Vivi22 has been a big help for me on many personal levels. He's someone I can always go to without feeling judged, or belittled. He's great for helping people with things like diet and weight loss, as he's very knowledgeable on the subject and is always more than willing to help. Another great member to have around the community.


These nominees are all very deserving of the title. EoFF just wouldn't be the same without them.



34. Most Helpful Member
The door

Faris
07-13-2013, 08:09 PM
Congrats to the Shauna's!

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:09 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/1317796822346.gif

Edit: Pontus has got this in the bag

Parker
07-13-2013, 08:09 PM
First surprise of the ciddies imho although the Shaunas are a highly-deserving couple

fire_of_avalon
07-13-2013, 08:10 PM
None of these people helped me move.

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:11 PM
foa, I helped you.

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:11 PM
Srsly. But again thanks to all! :3

Bring on the helpful people of EoFF!

fire_of_avalon
07-13-2013, 08:11 PM
Shorty, that is a lie.

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:11 PM
As I said in chat:

Shorty helped me learn to love again.

Give this woman an award.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:12 PM
34. Most Helpful Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Loony BoB..........................9
Goldenboko.........................4
shion..............................3
Aulayna............................2
Roogle.............................2
Vivi22.............................2
Formalhaut.........................1
Locky..............................1
RSL................................1
Shorty.............................0




o_O................................12
Pantz..............................15


And the Ciddie goes to…


Pantz
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:12 PM
HE WEARS THE PANTZ OF HELPFULNESS

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:12 PM
YAAAAY PONTUS :plumcheer:

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:12 PM
0 ;-;

tbh babe had it in the bag, wasn't even a contest

ALMOST HAD IT MIKEFACE

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:13 PM
:( Sarah

YAY PONTUS

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:13 PM
Congrats to Pantz! :}

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:13 PM
ς๏ภﻮгคtยlคtเ๏ภร ק๏ภtยร

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:13 PM
Pontus won Most Helpful?

Well, if the Pantz fit...

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:14 PM
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Loony BoB (17 nominations)


The Nominees:

Aulayna
DMKA
Freya
Locky
Loony BoB
maybee
NeoCracker
Raistlin
shion

fire_of_avalon
07-13-2013, 08:15 PM
Pontus won Most Helpful?

Well, if the Pantz fit...

..... *slow clap*

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/cZ1Vyi8.png




The one person in the world who still considers FF13 and 14 to be Final Fantasy

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:16 PM
CONGRATS TO ALL THE LOONY BOBS ☜(⌒▽⌒)☞

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:16 PM
ahahaha nicely done jeffie

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:17 PM
omg i'm too drunk for this shit proto

post in here so i can rep you

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:17 PM
shion = kirby

grats to MLT lonny bob

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 08:17 PM
omg i'm too drunk for this shit proto

post in here so i can rep you

Ok

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:17 PM
I am now she-kirby

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:18 PM
oh shit i've given out too much rep

FUCK THE FEDS GIVE ME MORE REPS TO GIVE OUT

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:18 PM
Here Shion, a Kirby for you: ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:19 PM
33. Biggest Final Fantasy Fangirl


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

maybee.............................6
NeoCracker.........................6
DMKA...............................5
Locky..............................4
shion..............................4
Freya..............................1
RSL................................1
Raistlin...........................0




Aulayna............................10
Loony BoB..........................16


And the Ciddie goes to…


Loony BoB
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:19 PM
Congrats to Larry Barbra!

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:20 PM
YAY :jess:

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:20 PM
so much bobhurt in the chat right now

Rantz
07-13-2013, 08:20 PM
ahahaha thank yalls for award stuffs <333

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:20 PM
He is so happy.

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:21 PM
Lonney_Bob shall hereby be named Looney_Boob in commeration of his gender swap.

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:21 PM
Congratulations BoB

I will now share with the rest of the class what I shared with staff a few weeks ago

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/LONNYBOB_zps4e971ced.png

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:21 PM
A well-deserved win for the fancreep.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:22 PM
32. Most Missed Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Jiro (9)


The Nominees:

Cid
demondude
eestlinc
Jiro
Lone Wolf Leonhart
Owen Macwere
Resha
RSL
Rye

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:23 PM
32. Most Missed Member

Someone recently told me a little about a species of ant called a fire ant, which lives in the lower third of the United States. What little I'd heard was more terrifying than interesting to me - they were described as awful, invasive creatures that swarm and gnash and destroy; with an aggressive bite that can kill small creatures and wipe out crops. Where I come from, ants are small and useless - a pest only if you don't wash your dishes or take your rubbish out. They're easily deterred, a threat almost to no-one. They could not be said to burn with any sort of fire.

The thing that makes fire ants particularly interesting, I was told, was how they react in a crisis. Fire ants live in colonies, many of which are near waters prone to flooding. When they sense rising waters, the fire ants cluster together, forming a ball that floats on the water's surface. They cling to each other. Somehow, their mouths, feelers, and legs tangle together, enough to withstand the force of rushing, violent waters. They form a life raft.

The life raft is amazing in that it is a fluid, living structure formed by all who live in the colony. The Queen is typically in the centre, surrounded by Drones. The Drones ensure that the Queen survives; but even as they work together to keep her safe, they look out for each other as well. Travelling along amid debris and panic, the life raft shifts as it travels downstream. There are fire ants submerged underwater. They go without air in order to protect those above them from drowning. The fire ants have their time in the sun, and then they climb below the surface of the water, assuming responsibility for the others who are granted a reprieve from their duties. The cycle continues, and the fire ants work together, taking turns in safety and in peril, until the freedom of the group can be assured and dry land has been reached.

A single fire ant caught in a sudden current is wiped out.

It could be said that Eyes on Final Fantasy is our own little colony adrift in a flood of spam, trolling, new releases, waves of newbies, social networking and console changes. The lifespan of a member is varied - it could entail hours idling in #eoff, in-depth discussion in the lower forums, joining staff, participating in events, or simply posting in General Chat. For many of us, it is not easy in life to form connections, or to feel as if one has a purpose - but everyone here has a function, and everyone is of value.

It is enchanting to think that there are those of us out there whose friendships endure despite the distance of geography, of timezones, of differing stages of study, work, family and love. Despite having not met us all face-to-face, these people touch our lives, form connections, allow us to become vulnerable. We argue, plot coups and staff pranks, leave each other coded messages. For many of us, Eyes on Final Fantasy is a refuge which helps us navigate our lives. Like the fire ants, we support each other.

Part of engaging in an online community is figuring out how to balance your online persona with your offline interests and responsibilities. Whether taking on the role of a Drone or a Queen, your role here is not diminished; you probably leave a legacy larger than you know. We appreciate the work you are doing, what you have done to bear us aloft, what you are doing to survive. We miss you, Most Missed Member, and hope you will soon surface to sunlight, and air.

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:23 PM
Jiro's gonna steamroll this one

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/1332614200903.gif

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:23 PM
jiro's got this

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:23 PM
:(

fire_of_avalon
07-13-2013, 08:23 PM
This award makes me sad.

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:25 PM
That speech was 2deep4me. Also :(

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:25 PM
FUCK YOU CALLIOPE FOR MAKING SUCH A GODDAMN SAD SPEECH


but really, brilliant speech. the feels.

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:25 PM
Christ, what a heavy speech. Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull?!

Parker
07-13-2013, 08:26 PM
Holy shit that speech owned

fire_of_avalon
07-13-2013, 08:26 PM
Oh my gosh, Nicky. I think I love fireants now.

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:26 PM
Nicky for Best Speech June 2013.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:27 PM
32. Most Missed Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Resha..............................8
Lone Wolf Leonhart.................7
Rye................................4
Cid................................3
eestlinc...........................3
Demondude..........................2
Owen Macwere.......................2




RSL................................10
Jiro...............................13


And the Ciddie goes to…


Jiro
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:27 PM
Found an appropriate picture for the speech

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/internet/weallknowthatfeel.png

Edit: CONGRATS JIRO, YOU LEAVE AND STILL WIN CIDDIES, THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT AS PLANNED HUH

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:27 PM
JIRO THE HERO

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:27 PM
Congratulations, dear!

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:28 PM
Congrats Jiro! :p

Raistlin
07-13-2013, 08:28 PM
Congrats, Jiro! I'm happy you're starting to be more active, but we all certainly missed you.

Also, great speech by Nicky.

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:29 PM
Jiro like Biro.

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:29 PM
please increase the amount of rep that can be given out per day during ciddies time

very few deserving posts will be 5-repped because of this grabbage

congrats to all the wieners :dongs:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:29 PM
31. Most Emotional Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): shion (9)


The Nominees:

Chris
Formalhaut
Freya
Jiro
Laddy
Locky
Loony BoB
Miriel
shion
Shorty
The Man
Tifa's Boobs

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:29 PM
wow, i'm so surprsied






not

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 08:30 PM
Congrats on getting an award for being away, Jiro.

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 08:30 PM
You know sometimes I’m just sitting watching TV, and one of those damn adverts with the Donkeys or the abandoned dogs comes on, and I just, I just want to cry. I mean, thinking about it is already bringing the tears to my eyes. I’m an emotional lady. I can’t help it. I cry watching just bout everything, I get so filled to the brim with emotion and you may say my heart is on my sleeve. But being emotional isn’t just about crying – being emotional is about being a whirlwind full of emotions - and it isn't a negative thing either.

But just what are emotions? Theorist Robert Plutchik claims that there are eight basic emotions:




Fear
Anger
Sadness
Joy
Disgust
Trust
Anticipation
Surprise.



Philosopher, Aristotle, has written about emotions such as shame, envy, and pity. We can already gather that emotions are very weird to define and there is in fact no full and definitive list of emotions.

Being emotional is about having a assembly of emotions ready for any situation that may arise. All human beings are emotional, but some show it more than others. So if you’re nominated for this award, don’t be saddened or angry over thinking that people just think you’re a big crybaby. Take it from the other side, and see yourself as a passionate person, driven by emotion to get the best out of everything!

Be proud to be emotional!

BE PROUD THAT YOU ARE NOT AN AUTOMATON!

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:30 PM
please increase the amount of rep that can be given out per day during ciddies time

very few deserving posts will be 5-repped because of this grabbage

congrats to all the wieners :dongs:

Not that anyone is really giving out rep in this thread anyways.

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:30 PM
Good luck all ᵒᴥᵒ

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:31 PM
BE PROUD THAT YOU ARE NOT AN AUTOMATON!

FUCK THAT

ROBOT PRIDE WORLD WIDE

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:33 PM
please increase the amount of rep that can be given out per day during ciddies time

very few deserving posts will be 5-repped because of this grabbage

congrats to all the wieners :dongs:

Not that anyone is really giving out rep in this thread anyways.

BECAUSE WE CAN'T BECAUSE WE'VE HIT OUR PEAK FOR THIS 24 HOUR PERIOD

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:33 PM
:excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:34 PM
31. Most Emotional Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

shion..............................5
Tifa's Boobs.......................5
Chris..............................4
Formalhaut.........................4
Freya..............................4
Laddy..............................4
Locky..............................2
Loony BoB..........................1
The Man............................1
RSL................................1
Shorty.............................0




Jiro...............................9
Miriel.............................12


And the Ciddie goes to…


Miriel
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:35 PM
REALLY

ZERO

I AM EMOTIONAL

Pike and I are going to go do robot things.

oh and congratulations, Miriel! :love:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:35 PM
Congrats :jess:

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:35 PM
Congrats to Miriel! Don't cry now!

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:35 PM
Pike and I are going to go do robot things.

:jokey:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:35 PM
That was unexpected.

Mister Adequate
07-13-2013, 08:36 PM
Ahahahaha how did you manage that one Sarah?

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:37 PM
30. Most Objectively Objective Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Raistlin (9)


The Nominees:

Agent Proto
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Loony BoB
Mister Adequate
Pike
Peegee
Raistlin
The Man
Yerushalmi

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:38 PM
daniel towns is going to get a lot of rep and "love" :jokey: from me for upping the rep limit

prepare for repstorm

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:38 PM
GO MILF :excited:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:38 PM
How objective could an objectionably objective objector object if an objectionably objective objector could objectionably object?

I don't even know. But these people would know. They would sit down and consider all of the possibilities, and then they would consider more possibilities, because there is no such thing as being too objective. Truth demands sacrifice!

http://www.faceandprofile.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/objection.jpg

Truth doesn't always demand sacrifice! Do not deal in incorrect absolutes!

Geez, tough crowd. Anyway, let's look at our nominees...

Agent Proto
He has been around forever, giving him the wizened, sage-like objectivity associated only with the most intelligent and white-beardy of men.

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/008/9/8/OBJECTION_DOCTOR_WHO_STYLE_by_realtimelord.png

Agent Proto has no beard, and is not nearly old enough to be considered a sage!

This trout is gonna get old quick if you do it after everything I say.

Del Murder
Being the head of a crime syndicate isn't easy, and Del Murder has had to make some tough decisions in the only way how: by removing the personal element and working towards objective success.

http://bilmoore.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/objection-mario.jpg

Those allegations about involvement in organised crime are unsubstantiated and unproven!

Hoo boy...

Flying Mullet
Have you seen the glasses-wearing mullet-sporting Chadmonkey lately? He is objectively one of the most objective people. He climbs canyons to gain a different perspective and then ignores warnings and climbs them again just in case things are different.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/037/a/7/objection_monkey___cut_screen_by_animegirl300-d38zhlv.jpg

Climbing those mountains was a one-time thing and he demonstrates no other such attempts to gain other perspectives, instead opting to live his life one race at a time!

Loony BoB
Utilising the meditative powers of Wood, Loony BoB sees all and hears all, allowing him to make the most informed decisions possible. He, uh, has Wood a lotand is also a git

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/151/4/d/OBJECTION_by_BluuSky.png

Loony BoB uses that wood for inappropriate reasons, not meditation!

Mister Adequate
Commanding legions of soldiers in the greatest conflicts known to mankind is not something that can be down without incredible foresight and objectivity. He has to contemplate every outcome before victory can be achieved.

http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2012/326/a/0/request__34___cloudy_rain_objection____by_raylionheart-d5lsjlr.png

HE NUKES HIS OWN PEOPLE!

Pike
She has become (is!) a hyper intelligent AI operating through a local organic platform known as Pike, but her true name is her designation: P1K35t9ff. She is able to process all sensory information instantly, and upload herself into human databases in order to obtain all knowledge. I mean, ALL KNOWLEDGE.

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/209/6/1/Objection_by_AmonicTheHedgehog.png

Why would an artificial intelligence write a delightful children's book about steampunk dragons which is good reading no matter your age if she had obtained all knowledge!?

Peegee
He's Peegee, desu.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/4578919936/h368B55E1/

Raistlin
He is a lawyer, which makes him a pinnacle of objectivity. He seeks justice for all, and all must be brought to justice!

http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/005/b/7/apollo_justice_objection_by_fah_sora-d36hlq5.png

Nobody said he was a good lawyer!

The Man
Freed, with his insanely high quality music pumping, sits and thinks. He thinks about everything, and he masters it with his mind. They say he even mastered the ability to teleport to any location where his name is said three times...

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/061/860/objection.gif?1280170124

The Man is not some kind of internet spirit, despite how widespread he might be! He is Fool's Gold, for crying out loud - there is no place less objective!

Yerushalmi
He does not stand for arrogance and ignorance, instead piercing the veil with word and wit. Yerushalmi is a knower, and his knowledge allows him to shape words into the ultimate and accurate truths.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/182/7/3/mundo_says_objection__by_epicepic-d55k6gq.jpg

He is nothing more than a man who works as an editor and has a distaste for WildRaubtier's poor humour!


I am so sick of all this goddamn objecting. Let's get to the actual reveal, shall we?

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-thinkinga.gif

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:39 PM
Ahahahaha how did you manage that one Sarah?

Gotta throw more fits in staff, I guess!

ahahaha amazing speech xD

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:39 PM
yeah daniel, post in here so i can give you rep for giving me more rep

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:39 PM
Man, good speech Jiro!

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:40 PM
That speech was AMAZING

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:40 PM
GOOD SPEECH! My favorite was PG

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 08:41 PM
Good speech, Jiro! :D

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:41 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1UGq6EM.jpg

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1UGq6EM.jpg

what the shit man

are you

how did you get into my room, that's my poster!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:43 PM
30. Most Objectively Objective Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Flying Mullet......................5
Pike...............................5
Yerushalmi.........................5
Agent Proto........................4
Loony BoB..........................4
Del Murder.........................2
Peegee.............................2
RSL................................1




Mister Adequate....................6
The Man............................8
Raistlin...........................10


And the Ciddie goes to…


Raistlin
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:43 PM
JUST AS PLANNED

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1UGq6EM.jpg

what the shit man

are you

how did you get into my room, that's my poster!

:shifty:

Congrats to Raist!

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:44 PM
how did you get into my room, that's my poster!

;)

Current locations changed!

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:44 PM
[14:43:48] <AwarDenmark> the raintsli awawyrd

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:44 PM
CONGRATS RAISTLIN :D

Raistlin
07-13-2013, 08:44 PM
http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Thanks, everyone!

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/1UGq6EM.jpg

what the trout man

are you

how did you get into my room, that's my poster!

:shifty:

:onoes:

Yeah, that award was Wesley's.

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:45 PM
I CALL SHENANIGANS

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 08:46 PM
Says the biggest spamwhore since the last Ciddies.

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:46 PM
I CALL SHENANIGANS

Now I have to go home and get my broomstick!

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:47 PM
29. Most Gullible Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Shorty (7)


The Nominees:

fire_of_avalon
Formalhaut
Happy Noodle Boy
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Locky
Loony BoB
shion
Shorty
SuperMillionaire
Tifa's Boobs

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:47 PM
Ⓒⓞⓝⓖⓡⓐⓣⓤⓛⓐⓣⓘⓞⓝⓢ Ⓡⓐⓘⓢⓣⓛⓘⓝⓖ

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 08:47 PM
Come on, can I win this one at least? >:(

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:48 PM
wDOWbMztl2k




29. Most Gullible Member
Everyone with over 10,000 posts

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:49 PM
Come on, can I win this one at least? >:(

Sure you can!

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:49 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dak i love you so much bro

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:50 PM
Jiro, that video speech ruled, man!

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:51 PM
Amazing speech :jess:

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:51 PM
ahahahahahahahhahaa dakoda for best speech

that was amazing

hey.

What the fuck, man. Where's my wallet!

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:51 PM
excuse me

i'll be in my bunk

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:51 PM
i wanna rep that speech omg

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:51 PM
Brilliant speech man!

Mister Adequate
07-13-2013, 08:51 PM
Legitimately the best speech.

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:52 PM
it's true, loony bob is a git

you can look it up in your dictionary under "gullible"

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:53 PM
29. Most Gullible Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Tifa's Boobs.......................5
shion..............................4
Happy Noodle Boy...................3
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.............3
Locky..............................3
fire_of_avalon.....................2
Loony BoB..........................2
RSL................................1




SuperMillionaire...................8
Formalhaut.........................9
Shorty.............................11


And the Ciddie goes to…


Shorty
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Pike
07-13-2013, 08:54 PM
Congrats Sarah!! ヽ(´▽`)/

Sephex
07-13-2013, 08:54 PM
Shorty for the.......win?

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:54 PM
Congrats to Shorty! I think!

Denmark
07-13-2013, 08:54 PM
heh nice reveal

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:54 PM
YAY :party:

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:55 PM
thanks guys :3

Raistlin
07-13-2013, 08:55 PM
If Biggest FF Fangirl is the "Biggest Loony BoB" award, then Most Gullible is the "Most Sarah" award.

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 08:55 PM
"Now this is a story all about how
A girl met a guy called Daniel Towns
A love story of nerds, so don't be scared
I'll tell you how their life is now shared

In Auckland, New Zealand born and raised
Final Fantasy is how he spent most of his days
Levelin up, stat maxing all cool
Getting ready to whoop Sephiroth, so cruel

When an evening he met Danielle, twas good
Thought about changing his attitude
It was love at first sight, and although he was scared
You know a relationship for a nerd was rare

They chatted to each other using IM gear
The chat logs that are scary, reason to show fear
He was a kitten who was smitten so he didn't care
He though nah, forget it, yo lets be a pair!

They decided to go out about seven or eight
Going around to Vittoria's for some dinner dates
Looked at each other, the love was right there
The beginning of a life where the love is shared"


I think this is the best part of the Cutest Couple speech. I had a feeling that this is inspired by the opening theme song from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Jinx
07-13-2013, 08:55 PM
sarah, if you rep this i'll give you one million dollars

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 08:55 PM
At least Shorty isn't gullible enough to believe that soup is a drink.

There, had to post this if you guys want to rep me.

Shorty
07-13-2013, 08:56 PM
I make all of your lives more interesting with my gullibility.

in chat:
Aexoden> soup is a drink

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:56 PM
28. Most Devious Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Psychotic (15)


The Nominees:

Citizen Bleys
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Mirage
Pantz
Pike
Psychotic
Quint Eastwood
Raistlin
Vivi22

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 08:56 PM
Award pimp to everyone in chat


http://thumbs.newschoolers.com/index.php?src=http://i.imgur.com/jPThB.jpg&size=400x1000

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 08:57 PM
And now, the award for 'Most Devious Member' - presented by 'New Girl' stars, Jessica Day and Nick Miller!



http://25.media.tumblr.com/891aaeb6a0540b90e44a0a8f12636d57/tumblr_mps6aonqrG1s5rkz8o4_250.jpg


Jess: Nick, I am telling you, there is just no such thing as a devious person!

Nick: Oh my God, Jessica! How can you be so naive?

Jess: How is having faith in people naive Nick? Huh?

Nick: How did you get through life with this mindset that you have? I don't understand it!

Jess: Well I know who would win Angriest Member...

Nick: Well not me because I'm not, you know, a member of a Final Fantasy forum.

Jess: ... Why are we here?

Nick: I actually don't know. I think we're under the control of some strange Editor called Locky... WE ARE UNDER HER CONTROL.

Jess: Well... wow, this is new.

Nick: You know, you could even say it's DEVIOUS BEHAVIOUR.

Jess: She's just making you say that.

Nick: EXACTLY

Jess: Anyway, before this gets anymore out of hand. Let's talk about why these nominees are NOT devious! First up, Citizen Bleys. Now, this guy is a pretty nice guy. He's smart, honest, and a friendly guy! He made a soundclip didn't he? To introduce people to the site?

Nick: Yeah but you're forgetting about the whole CENTAUR THING.

Jess: That wasn't devious... It was just, funny...

Nick: Well what about Cuchulainn, he's pretty devious right, so snarky sometimes, and always bending the rules...

Jess: Cuch is not even snarky. He's misunderstood. I just know beneath that hard exterior is a squishy teddybear. Give him one day with me, and he'll have changed. Just like our Landlord.

Nick: Yeah but then he wanted a threesome...

Jess: Well... Cuch is also up for sexiest male soo....

Nick: Oh God.

Jess: DEL MURDER! This guy is awesome, he's a great admin of the site and gives away free codes for the Final Fantasy XIV Beta, also he gave out tickets to Distant Worlds. He's amazing.

Nick: But those codes were for the NA region! The EU massive were left out! CONNED! HE IS A CONMAN, A DEVIOUS CONMAN!

Jess: Mirage. He's a cool guy. I don't see a devious bone in him.

Nick: Yeah, he hasn't done anything that sticks out to me, but that is just plain devious in itself... You should always be wary of the quiet ones!

Jess: PANTZ IS MY FAVOURITE GUY EVER! He gave me cinnamon buns and fixed up all my tech problems! AND he's funny.

Nick: Okay but what about all of his pranks and mischief? Did you think about that?

Jess: Well no, but think of all the good he does, that outweighs any of his MINOR pranks!

Nick: Pike? Seriously? Pike isn't devious... or maybe she is! You know what. I don't trust any of these people. I really don't!

Jess: See! Some people are great!

Nick: Vivi22 is a Cid's Knight and he has the power to do whatever the hell he wants to you!

Jess: Yeah but he's sweet!

Nick: Quint Eastwood is just.... Well, never trust a Quint is all I'm saying.

Jess: Doesn't make sense Nick.

Nick: True but... well, true. Raistlin. Again, another staffer with tricks up his sleeves. You notice how most of these devious people are STAFF. For God's sake Pantz is a DEVeloper. He stinks of deviousness!

Jess: No that's just the smell of Swedish pastries Nick!

Nick: Well fine. What about Psychotic? He's probably the most devious of them all. He is always up to crap.

Jess: But he's really sweet too.

Nick: Iceglow would beg to differ.

Jess: I guess, I can't argue with that one.... So I guess what you're saying is that everyone is bad?

Nick: Yes.


http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1687dc21197b7242974c24bc238d90c/tumblr_mptqkl77b41snbyf0o1_500.jpg


News just in. Nick Miller is actually..... SHORTY.

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 08:57 PM
GO PONTUS :plumcheer:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 08:58 PM
I wouldn't actually know who the most devious is, becasue if I could guess, they wouldn't be very devious at all

Shauna
07-13-2013, 08:59 PM
Anonymous voter makes a good point.

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:00 PM
Anonymous voter makes a good point.

I agree with Mr and/or Miss. Anon Ymous

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:00 PM
28. Most Devious Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Citizen Bleys......................7
Del Murder.........................6
Quint Eastwood.....................5
Cuchulainn.........................4
Pantz..............................4
Mirage.............................1
Vivi22.............................1
RSL................................1
Pike...............................0




Raistlin...........................9
Psychotic..........................13


And the Ciddie goes to…


Psychotic
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 09:01 PM
Congrats Psy :jess:

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:01 PM
Congrats to Psy! :excited:

Jinx
07-13-2013, 09:01 PM
i'm so glad my best fran won a ciddie this time around

gratz psy :)

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/A6Mcq.png

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 09:01 PM
Is that the grinch?

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:02 PM
I like how I was somehow nominated for this and then got zero votes.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:02 PM
27. Most Honest Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Loony BoB and Miriel (6)


The Nominees:

Bunny
Calliope
Cuchulainn
Formalhaut
Locky
Loony BoB
Miriel
Raistlin
shion
Shorty

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:03 PM
I am Nick Miller. I absolutely am Nick Miller and I love him.

Congratulations, Psychotic, on the award no one is surprised on you winning!

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:04 PM
I like how I was somehow nominated for this and then got zero votes.

You were tricked.

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:04 PM
WHO is nominated for... Most Honest Member... do you know this? Oh my God. Uhm. [laughter] You can get a cookie! I'm sure you can get a cookie. Cookies are very readily available in supermarkets around you. Yeah. Right... I have internet! Hold on! I have internet! trout!

shion! I suppose she's honest... in a way, in a way, like... she hasn't seemed to be a lying kind of person. Yeah. Aye. But I think that kind people aren't always the most honest kind of people, because they don't want to tell you when they think that something bad about you. That's a very valuable input, that. That's... that's something. [laughter] I can't believe I'm... [laughter]

Evilest? That's very... that's a very... is that deep? That could be deep. [gasp] Gasp! Honest? I'm honest. I'm drunk, I'm the most honest person here. Whoops, Sarah's asking me for a phonecall, I'm going to have to call her in a bit... RIGHT! Let's hammer through this trout! Right! Who's... who's the first on the list?

Bunny! Bunny is honest... because he... is a bit of a douche to people... at times. He says exactly what a lot of people are thinking of saying but have the respect not to say, but he's just like "nah, smurf that, I'm just gonna be honest." And I think that's an honest thing, you know, and, and you've got to respect that! It... it can be a very admirable personality trait. It can also be a bit of a douche thing, though, because being a douche is a bit of a dick thing. BUT. Being honest is still, at least, like, the, I mean, sometimes it can be a good thing, and I think that in Bunny's case quite a lot of the time he is a very honest person.... and I think that sometimes he could possibly be a little bit less OPEN, if anything. But he is definitely honest.

Nicky! Kel-E-O-pee as I like to call her, even though it's Kel-E-Ope or whatever. Nicky is definitely honest. She's very honest with me because she tells me when I'm being a dick or when I'm being stupid or when... I'm... something... anything... whatever. I'm definitely drunk. [laughter] You were very honest about me being drunk! But then again, quite a lot of people have been honest about me being drunk recently. I have an empty glass, what the smurf is up with that!? Anyway - Nicky is very honest because she tells me exactly what she thinks even when she knows that it's not a nice thing to say or when it's, like, not something that I want to hear, she'll still tell me because she's very, very, very... she's a good person that takes care of me and... when I'm needing honest words and blunt words. So, she deserves to be on this list! ...Who's next?

Cuchulainn!? [laughter] He's honest. He's honest in a bit of a way like Bunny is, but a little bit more BLUNT about it. B-Bunny will like, make some, like, kind of remark that people who are in the know can understand and see that he's been making a snide comment or something. Cuchulainn... if... if... what's that saying about the feather and the chicken? Like... something is the feather and something is the whole damned chicken? Hold on a second, hold on a second, I'm going to look this up. It's something to do with kinky, I'm sure. Hold on. Kinky... whole damned chicken... right... okay. Okay. Sensuous is being tickled with a feather. That's Bunny! Kinky is when they use the whole damned chicken. That's Cuchulainn! [laughter] He's... he's like... if, if, if... if Bunny thought that you were being a stupid idiot, he'd say "Well, I think that you could possibly be a bit smarter." and Cuchulainn is the person who would say "YOU'RE smurfING STUPID. YOU'RE AN IDIOT. YOU'RE A DUMBASS. WHY THE smurf ARE YOU ALIVE!?" He's that kind of guy. Yeah. Who's next?

Formalhaut... Formalhaut... I... he's honest, uh, he would say things that people would generally be uncomfortable with saying. Like... he, he... people often find that quite uncomfortable to say things like "I worry about you" or "I care about you" or "You're such a lovely person" and stuff, but he will say it without thinking twice because he... cares... and stuff. Uhm... he's definitely honest from my times in truth or truth. He definitely says things that I... you've got to have some balls to say that kind of stuff about... anything. Oh boy indeed. I'm not going to elaborate on that, all I'm saying is that he definitely plays to the rules! [laughter] He did take us by surprise. Oh dear. [laughter] Who's next on the list!?

Locky? She's... Locky's cool. Yeah. I can never tell with Tara. She... she's definitely... she's honest with me about things. But I can never quite know, I can never quite know if she thinks something or something else. But I'm getting there! I'm getting there. But! She's, uhm, she-she's, no, she's seriously, she's very honest with, like, she's... she'll tell you what... how she feels and she won't hold back. And stuff. And... I, uh, I... I respect that a lot. And if I am after an opinion on something I know that she'll always tell me her honest opinion. You know when I was wearing some clothes that Danielle put me in for the wedding shoot and stuff, and I wore them again another day when Tara was there and she looked at my clothes and said "Well. Hmm. Right." ...and, that's honesty! [laughter] Yeah. Right. I guess she didn't approve of them. I felt very weird for the rest ot the day that day. And then I thought that I was wearing something that is no longer appropriate for wearing or something, even if it's just a dress shirt and jeans... but apparently, I dunno, she said "I'm not going to say..." Which is honesty! Who's next on the list!?

Miriel! Miriel and I haven't always seen eye to eye. She is a decent person, she's a good person, I've heard a lot of great things and she, she, she will always tell me what is on her mind, whether it is good or bad. She can tell me good things and she can tell me bad things and she'll always be definitely honest about it. She doesn't hold back. BUT at the same time, I'm... she's... she-she... she... she, yeah, she doesn't hold back, she's like, she's a lot like ME really in some ways because I say exactly what's on my mind pretty much quite often as well. But no, no, she is, she's cool. She's cool. We... she's cool. She helps me out with stuff! And things! Yeah, sorry. xD Who's next?

RAISTLIN? REALLY!? He's a laywer, he has to be dishonest, that's his entire smurfing job, to make sure his clients win despite the fact of honesty, not in... not with honesty... I guess? He's paid... well, yea, but that's still dishonesty! That... that's dishonesty. And stuff. She what? Phil vetoed him? What's Phil got to do with vetoing him? OH, we should STILL veto him! [laughter]. We, we should veto him. Yes, I agree, we should veto him. He's not, I suppose he's not, he is honest in that he always says what's on, what... what he thinks. He doesn't really care about what other people think about what he thinks. But... he is a lawyer and I don't think lawyers are the most honest people in the world. If I was a lawyer, I probably wouldn't be honest either. Who's next?

shion's very honest. She always says how she feels. Even when it's something that people might feel a bit awkward about how they feel, and, I-I-I can understand, I can respect that a lot, because quite often I feel something and I don't want to talk about how I feel, but she will talk about how she feels all the time. And that... that's, that's, that's admirable because sometimes you just need to talk to people about it. And she, she talks about other things as well. Again, truth or truth, we uhm... we found out a lot of information that we didn't expect to find out. But... truth or truth is... something. Lot of things. Yep. But we can't elaborate on that! Because truth or truth stays in truth or truth! What's next!? What's next? Last...?

Shorty? SARAH. Now. Well. She won Nicest Member and I don't think she should have won Nicst Member, she's very nice, but I don't know if she's Nicest! I am just being honest... but no, no, no, seriously though, Sarah is someone who will always give me input on anything and... I suppose, yeah, she, she is honest, she tells me when she thinks that I'm doing like... good, and doing bad or whatever, you know? She'll.... she'll never hold back. She doesn't judge, though. She's... Sarah's my friend! [laughter] Oh, man... uhm... yeah! I'm scraping the barrel here, man, oh God!


...I'm on that list!? Right. What do you mean you don't know why!? I think that I'm being very honest right now. Right... me. I'm h honest because when I say that I will keep promises... when I say that "I promise you this" or something like that, I mean it. And that's... that's a lot, that's something that a lot of people could do more of.

She... why did I say she!? [laughter] Uhm, THEY, they... there's no she here! I'm talking about everyone else on the list! THEY. There's a lot of... to be fair, there are a lot of girls on this list. There are a lot of girls on this list so it makes sense that I would say she but I know that Formalhaut's a guy and... is there other guys? Bunny and Cuchulainn are guys... see, I'm honest about that, too. Sorry? Six guys!? I don't even remember some of them... who are the other guys? I got Bunny. Ah, you did, you did miscount. Would you consider me... what the smurf does that even mean? [laughter] It's like... "I know she's female, but I WOULD CONSIDER HER MALE." [laughter] Okay, it-it-it's... Bunny, Cuch and Formal are the he's. And me. I AM NOT FEMALE. I'm being honest when I say "I am not female."

Right. Okay. Either way, they are all very honest people on that list, to be fair, it must be said that they are all quite honest. There probably are some, I mean, everyone is dishonest at sometime in their life and sometimes you have to be dishonest to stop people from, like, killing themselves or something, like, if you, like, met someone who's an Absolute Twat, and you know, I mean, like, the Worst Person Ever, and they were, like, "I'm going to kill myself" and you'd have to be dishonest by saying "No, no, you shouldn't kill yourself." [laughter] I don't even know what I'm talking about! I have never been in this situation, thank smurf I have not. [laughter] Oh my God, how long is this thing? Oh my God, I've been talking for sixteen minutes. Should I post this thing as a speech, or should I just, like... oh God. [laughter] Okay, honestly... I, I, okay, I honestly believe every single person on that list is a very honst person more often than not. There may be times that they are dishonest, but I think in general that they are all very deserving of the award. I believe that shion is a very honest person, I believe that Formalhaut is, and Bunny, and Cuch, and Shorty, how is my memory when I'm drunk? Me, Locky, uhm... uh... don't tell me, don't tell me, I can get this, I can get this... why aren't YOU on this list, you're quite an honest person too, aren't you? JUST NOT HONEST OFTEN ENOUGH. You're a FILTHY LIAR! ... Yeah, that's true, okay, alright, either way, I believe these people are very honest people, I believe... Miriel! Miriel as well! And, uhm, I admire... I admire honesty, I think that honesty is a very good trait and I think that more people should be honest in this world. Sometimes there are times that you shouldn't be. Sometimes there are times that you should just, uhm... that when people need to hear something that you should say the thing that they need to hear. But, uhm, I think those times are very few and far between, and I think that honesty is a virtue that, uh, should be... should be more prevalent in society.

AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT. Good luck with anyone listening to, 17.. 18 minutes of me DRUNK, talking to Faris on the phone . Faris is smurfing awesome, by the way, on the phone. I just have to say that. HONESTLY. You're pretty cool. [laughter] I should probably go now because I think I just missed a phonecall from Sarah. So. I will catch you later. Bye bye! [laughter] Bye! You're awesome! Bye bye!

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HWyki.jpg

I can't do this.

Jinx
07-13-2013, 09:05 PM
shut up, i love miriel

she's amazing

no really, one of the outright best members of thsi forum

Denmark
07-13-2013, 09:05 PM
oh BoB please drink more

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 09:06 PM
Go home BoB, you're drunk.

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:06 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HWyki.jpg

I can't do this.

I am sure he should see a doctor about that terrible hole in his head.

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:06 PM
odrunkBoB

Parker
07-13-2013, 09:06 PM
New best speech

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:07 PM
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/149/8/5/profile_picture_by_jackaliscius-d672hc4.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:08 PM
27. Most Honest Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Cuchulainn.........................6
Miriel.............................6
shion..............................6
Raistlin...........................5
Formalhaut.........................3
Shorty.............................3
RSL................................1
Locky..............................0




Calliope...........................8
Loony BoB..........................8
Bunny..............................9


And the Ciddie goes to…


Bunny
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 09:08 PM
Wow at that speech. I don't even...

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:09 PM
Congrats to Bunny! :)

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:09 PM
That speech was nonsense.

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:10 PM
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/149/8/5/profile_picture_by_jackaliscius-d672hc4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/uNRsq.jpg

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:10 PM
http://drawception.com/pub/panels/2012/11-25/GSYemqQDcX-4.png

Loony BoB
07-13-2013, 09:10 PM
I even typed that out while drunk. Backspace still exists when you're drunk, folks. Also, just starting the boozing and yes, Bunny is a fantastically deserving winner of that award. :up:

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:10 PM
26. Horniest Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Tifa’s Boobs (11)


The Nominees:

Chris
Formalhaut
iceglow.
kotora
NorthernChaosGod
Parker
Rebellious Eagle
Shorty
Tifa's Boobs

Denmark
07-13-2013, 09:11 PM
this thread man

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:11 PM
I even typed that out while drunk. Backspace still exists when you're drunk, folks. Also, just starting the boozing and yes, Bunny is a fantastically deserving winner of that award. :up:

You... drunkenly transcribed your own drunk phone call speech?

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:11 PM
GO SAM

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:12 PM
Some of the members on EoFF are pretty damn horny. So horny, that the list of nominees for Horniest Member confounds me. However, disregard my opinion and let's get straight to business, shall we? I'm sure that with all the sexual innuendos and freaks going around here, I'm going to give my personal rating to each nominee to see who's the most deserving for this certain Ciddie.

Chris - Despite his like for weird food, he's as horny as one could get. A good majority of his posts are filled with innuendos left and right. Heck, he's even trying to get Cuch to turn gay.
10 out of 10

Formalhaut - Why is he on this list? He's tame compared to the rest. Though, he's no stranger to the dirty stuff.
4 out of 10

iceglow. - He's known as a lady's man, or at least that's what he claims. He has tons of stories to share about his sexual adventures, so that's good to hear. I'm sure if there's someone to come to for material for a smut story, he's your man.
8 out of 10

kotora - While not particularly a forums poster, he's usually seen hanging out at #eoff. From my experiences of watching chat, any conversations with him ends up with him asking about a hot girl, or whether sex was involved.
8 out of 10

NorthernChaosGod - While he's been known as a horny guy in the past, his exploits have been rather few lately.
7 out of 10

Parker - Parker likes dicks. Right? Or so he says...
7 out of 10

Rebellious Eagle - Not sure why she's on this list as well, but she's a girl. She has a thread in EoEO that could be NSFW, or something. She's... eh. Not really sure how I can properly rate her.
? out of 10

Shorty - Another female in this list! Not many can be considered horny, and Shorty is no exemption! Though, I wouldn't really consider her to be super horny as a good majority of others. Just my opinion!
6 out of 10

Tifa's Boobs - Good lord. Tifa's Boobs is one horny girl. If I have to compare her with someone else on this list, it would have to be Chris. Him and TB are top-tier on this list of nominees. Provide a fairly safe picture, and I can guarantee you that she'll find something naughty with it. Oh, that sausage looks like a penis!
10 out of 10

Well, that's my rating for each nominee! Who'll end up winning is up to the voters! Who will it be? Based on my rating, it's either Chris or Tifa's Boobs, but who knows? We may even see a surprise winner!

...and the winner goes to...



And dear god, I hope [the Scariest Member] isn't the same as this one

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:12 PM
I even typed that out while drunk. Backspace still exists when you're drunk, folks. Also, just starting the boozing and yes, Bunny is a fantastically deserving winner of that award. :up:

You... drunkenly transcribed your own drunk phone call speech?

He did. Was drunkenly bragging about it.

Denmark
07-13-2013, 09:12 PM
if sam doesn't win this you're all loonies

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 09:12 PM
Congrats to Bunny and the winners so far! Best speeches I heard too!

And seriously BoB, I think you need to sober up.

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:13 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTAn0nsPzK0wFDtQiUw1D9GW_Lc6bHoQ8JymagVUN0X61C6Zei

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:13 PM
Good one, Proto!

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:13 PM
Those of you voting me for this award are tarnishing my reputation as a mormon prude. :colbert:

Jinx
07-13-2013, 09:14 PM
it's me or chris tbh

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 09:14 PM
me right now

http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed86a0b7496db43b5ef1d2e3675f4042/tumblr_mestxgvVk81qixh1oo1_500.gif

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:14 PM
This one is for Pike:

http://i.imgur.com/zOsMg.png

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:15 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTKXWSS-pZTiLmZYRqM5MoS82iTNj0yc-6_10CFXW4LhVPFUxfg

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:15 PM
http://emotibot.net/pix/6448.png

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:15 PM
26. Horniest Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

iceglow............................8
Parker.............................4
NorthernChaosGod...................3
Rebellious Eagle...................3
Shorty.............................2
Formalhaut.........................1
kotora.............................1
RSL................................1




Tifa's Boobs.......................12
Chris..............................15


And the Ciddie goes to…


Chris
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 09:16 PM
Congrats Chris :party:

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:16 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgihoXU79yti1PcRGgH7sI0J-C2rJbNtZObJdYch9eBTAU0Xym

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 09:16 PM
Oh man! I thought Tifa's Boobs was going to win! Darn it!!

Oh well, congrats anyway, Chris!

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:17 PM
Congrats to Chris!

(also I cannot stop laughing at Sephex/Pike/Mr Shauna, u guiz)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:17 PM
The Award Pimp needs to go pimp slap some people break: 10-15 minutes

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:17 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgihoXU79yti1PcRGgH7sI0J-C2rJbNtZObJdYch9eBTAU0Xym

http://emotibot.net/pix/6450.png

Denmark
07-13-2013, 09:17 PM
the top two horniest members wanna bang me

not nominated for sexiest male

nice logic, eoff

Ace Protorney
07-13-2013, 09:17 PM
In celebration of Chris' recent win.

http://i.imgur.com/UACUrYh.gif

Jinx
07-13-2013, 09:19 PM
OH HEY ANOTHER CIDDIE I ALMOST WON BUT DIDN'T

Congrats, Chirs. Told you so. :D

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:19 PM
OH HEY ANOTHER CIDDIE I ALMOST WON BUT DIDN'T

Congrats, Chirs. Told you so. :D

WE MUST GO DEEPER

http://i.imgur.com/EuZKP.png

Night Fury
07-13-2013, 09:20 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSg2HRSu2K73IkNtZ1ipFgGfhnWHhUJ4Fh02hXJld5sDgry6fZmEQ

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 09:20 PM
Sweet, break time! I'm going to color a pretty picture and watch the Verdict Watch special on HLN. The power of multitasking for the win! :D

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:21 PM
The one I made

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/foreveriallyrused_zps2f84d3ab.png

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:22 PM
are those

are those pancakes

what are those

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:25 PM
are those

are those pancakes

what are those

Warning: you can never regain your innocence if you click this (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/foreverial-tiedup-delitized).

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:26 PM
25. Scariest Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Cuchulainn (8)


The Nominees:

Chris
Cuchulainn
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Mercen-X
Mister Adequate
Psychotic
Shlup

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:27 PM
EoFFers are truly terrifying, and I can safely say I would not like to be within a mile radius of any of you without a flamethrower to hand, because upon seeing any of you it would just be an instinctive reflex reaction to want to BURN IT WITH FIRE.

If EoFFers were movie villains, who would they be...?
<table><tr> <th align="left">Not really all that terrifying, and he is more focused on finding the ideal man slave to share the rest of his life with. Still, your instinctive reaction upon seeing him is surely "...what the smurf?" while being quietly aroused.</th>
<th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/chris_zpseff2d73a.png</th>
</tr></table>
<table><tr> <th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/cuch_zps77bd8690.png</th><th align="left">It's because he's Irish! Haha, what a unique and zany twist! No, really I'm doing this because I want you all to be aware that a young Jennifer Aniston was in a horror movie starring Warwick Davies as a leprechaun. How brilliant is that?</th></tr></table><table><tr> <th align="left">He's good and he knows it. He's not content with smurfing your trout up, oh no, he's going to taunt you and mock you and let you know exactly what a magnificent bastard he is. Just be careful not to open any boxes or PMs he sends you...
<th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/delmurder_zpscea29c98.png</th>
</tr></table>
<table><tr> <th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/foa_zpsd782439b.png</th><th align="left">Before you die, you see a rather grumpy Southern Belle who has told y'all countless times to knock it off and stop being a jerk and she really hoped she wouldn't have to do this but you kind of left her with no choice. If foa crawls out of your computer screen, God himself cannot save you now.</th></tr></table><table><tr> <th align="left">Clearly keeps his mother's desiccating corpse in a basement, and she's the one posting from his account.</th>
<th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/mercenx_zps39e5c126.png</th>
</tr></table>
<table><tr> <th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/misteradequate_zps20c9096a.png</th><th align="left">Very intelligent, supremely calculating, likes to tuck his junk in and pretend he's a lady.</th></tr></table>
<table><tr> <th align="left">Very dangerous, seems to have no end game or goal other than absolute chaos and mayhem. Was extremely popular and edgy back in 2008, but now kind of stale and overplayed and everyone has moved on. ...:( </th>
<th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/psychotic_zps499411e4.png<br></th>
</tr></table>
<table><tr> <th align="center">http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/shlup_zps710bd6bb.png</th><th align="left">One of the worst movies ever made, just as Shlup is one of the worst EoFFers ever. Still, although you feel really weird for thinking it, she's kind of cute.</th></tr></table>[/spoiler]



I imagine the person who is actually the craziest is also the scariest

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:27 PM
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/428/726/622.jpg

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:29 PM
Nice speech! :D

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 09:29 PM
Great speech :jess:

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:29 PM
ahahahahaha Paul your speech

also

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/1341940504562.jpg

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:31 PM
25. Scariest Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Cuchulainn.........................7
Psychotic..........................6
fire_of_avalon.....................5
Del Murder.........................4
Shlup..............................3
Mister Adequate....................2
RSL................................1




Mercen-X...........................10
Chris..............................14


And the Ciddie goes to…


Chris
:ciddie: :ciddie:

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 09:31 PM
I am scared to find out who is the scariest member here.... Do I really want to know? O_O

*sees winner* Crap, too late...

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:31 PM
CHRIS WINNING ANOTHER CIDDIE?!?!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/1356227491111.gif

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:31 PM
Congrats to Chris!

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:31 PM
Chrisiroth

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 09:31 PM
Congrats Chris :D

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:33 PM
24. Wittiest Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): Pantz and Quint Eastwood (7)


The Nominees:

Cuchulainn
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Mister Adequate
Old Manus
Pantz
Parker
Psychotic
Quint Eastwood
Raistlin
Sephex
Shorty

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:34 PM
Chris is the new Jiro!

Dat Matt
07-13-2013, 09:34 PM
CHRIS WINNING ANOTHER CIDDIE?!?!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/1356227491111.gif

OfVh1v7GGKY

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:34 PM
Funny. Clever. Ingenious. Amusing. Intelligent. Original. Quick-witted. Perceptive. Keen. Sly. Witty. Inventive. Entertaining. Humorous. Brilliant. But enough about me, we're here to award the Wittiest Member here at our own lovely Eyes on Final Fantasy. We've got a stable of nominees that know how to post it up right! They post those snarky barbs that have double innuendos, insightful thoughts that make us laugh and yet reflect on our life, pictures of their dinner from last night... Oh, wait, that's Facebook. Ummm...

Obviously I have no clue what I'm doing with this speech so I'm going to turn to the dictionary for a little help.


Possessing wit in speech or writing;

Okay, that's a boring definition. Let's see what Urban Dictionary has to say on the subject:


Being clever and funny, making funny quips off the top of your head. Witty people are clever and cool. Hang out with them.

That's better. However, we all know from school that plagerizing is bad. We also know that to get around plagerizing we slightly rearrange the words, switch a couple out via the thesaurus and BAM! we have unique thought never before seen in the world of man.

So without futher ado, let us see how the voting went for the members nominated as the witty people that are clever, hysterical and tubular, making jovial banter off the apex of their crown. Chill with them 'till the next episode. :beer:



24. Wittiest Member
Not these guys

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:35 PM
Time for some witty images to celebrate this Ciddie

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a109/Pikestaff/BannedGeneral/1296763519819.jpg

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:36 PM
I can't deal with this.

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:36 PM
Spuuky for Wittiest. Why is he not a nominee?

Jinx
07-13-2013, 09:36 PM
SEPHEX
SEPHEX

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:38 PM
24. Wittiest Member


http://home.eyesonff.com/images/victory.jpg


Those who didn’t make it…

Del Murder.........................7
Flying Mullet......................7
Mister Adequate....................5
Old Manus..........................5
Parker.............................4
Cuchulainn.........................3
Sephex.............................3
Raistlin...........................2
Pantz..............................1
Shorty.............................1
RSL................................1




Quint Eastwood.....................8
Psychotic..........................9


And the Ciddie goes to…


Psychotic
:ciddie: :ciddie:

Shauna
07-13-2013, 09:38 PM
Congrats to Psy again! :D

Pumpkin
07-13-2013, 09:38 PM
Congrats to Psy :party:

Shorty
07-13-2013, 09:38 PM
Congratulations, Psychotic!

Sephex
07-13-2013, 09:39 PM
3 Noms? Thanks! But congrats Psy!

LadyJuxtaposition
07-13-2013, 09:39 PM
Yahoo! Way to go, Psy!! :)

Queen Award, First of Her Name
07-13-2013, 09:41 PM
23. Craziest Member
:ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie: :ciddie:

Nomination leader(s): noxious.sunshine (7)


The Nominees:

Chris
Cuchulainn
HasteInTime
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Locky
Loony BoB
Mercen-X
noxious.sunshine
Psychotic
Tifa's Boobs
Ultima Shadow

Pike
07-13-2013, 09:41 PM
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