Red condiments.

[Jinx]

There can be only one.

[Denmark]

Sriracha

/me posting before the poll is up

[Shorty]

No, sorry, nerds. Ketchup.

[Jinx]

I eat Sriracha on EVERYTHING. It is clearly the only right answer.

[Pike]

GROSS

I pick none of the above.

[Shorty]

And nobody likes tobasco.

[Jinx]

I like Tabasco on my eggs and breakfast potatoes!

[Pumpkin]

I like Ketchup and Hot Sauce, but Salsa takes it for me.


Mmmm salsa.

[Shauna]

I was between tomato sauce and salsa, but went with the best. :3

[Denmark]

wow get some taste buds nerds

[Chris]

I put ketchup on ice cream, so yes

[Denmark]

chris wtf :stare:

[Jinx]

I put ketchup on ice cream, so yes

how do you do this

[Shauna]

Well, that's everything ruined. Nothing to see here, folks.

[Pike]

ketchup is the most disgusting substance in the world I swear to god if anyone ever brings some into my house I'm going to throw a fit I'd rather eat all of Chris's chicken feet and roasted snakes

[Chris]

http://www.dirtcandynyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/IceCream1.jpg

You make some broccoli ice cream, and to make it even more delicious, you use some ketchup. Basic stuff, guys. :confused:

[The Man]

I put ketchup on ice cream, so yes

this is a waste of both perfectly good ketchup and perfectly good ice cream. why. why would you do this.

[Shorty]

Pikey, I am going to collect little packets of ketchup from every restaurant I ever go to from now until when I meet you and I am going to hide them in books, gaming cases, your shoes, your clothes, in your closet and on your ceiling fan and everywhere in general so you will find them forever and ever.

[Shauna]

http://www.dirtcandynyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/IceCream1.jpg

You make some broccoli ice cream, and to make it even more delicious, you use some ketchup. Basic stuff, guys. :confused:

jesus what just no

[Pike]

Pikey, I am going to collect little packets of ketchup from every restaurant I ever go to from now until when I meet you and I am going to hide them in books, gaming cases, your shoes, your clothes, in your closet and on your ceiling fan and everywhere in general so you will find them forever and ever.

oh my god no I will move

I will leave the country

this shit is worse than moths

[Shorty]

http://www.dirtcandynyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/IceCream1.jpg

You make some broccoli ice cream, and to make it even more delicious, you use some ketchup. Basic stuff, guys. :confused:

WHY DO YOU RUIN ALL GOOD THINGS

[The Man]

http://www.dirtcandynyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/IceCream1.jpg

You make some broccoli ice cream, and to make it even more delicious, you use some ketchup. Basic stuff, guys. :confused:

WHY DO YOU RUIN ALL GOOD THINGS

some men just want to watch the world burn.

[Denmark]

br-

broccoli...

ice cream?

w
h
y

[Pumpkin]

Ketchup on ice cream sounds gross.

Broccoli ice cream sounds gross.

[The Man]

Keep in mind we're talking about a man who thinks that soup is a drink and that steak, cheesecake, marshmallows, and brownies are disgusting, so I'm pretty sure Chris is just destined to be wrong about everything related to food.

[Shorty]

I think Chris is secretly an evil troll genius mastermind wizard and this is all an elaborate farce to make the good people of Eyeson dance for him.

[Chris]

Sam, Sarah, Pike, Shion, Denmark, Shauna, The Man, meet with me and I will make you some truly awe-inspiring ketchup-related dishes to eat.

[Shauna]

Pass.

[Pike]

Pass.

[The Man]

Pass.

[Shorty]

No, I'll do it.

That way I can maintain eye contact with him when I undoubtedly vomit the dish I just consumed all over the table.

[Shauna]

You are a braver soul than I. Godspeed.

[Miriel]

These things are not even remotely the same! I CAN'T EVEN.

What's next? Asking which you prefer, bananas or mustard?

[Pumpkin]

No thank you, Chris.

[Jinx]

Pass.

[Shorty]

HA KETCHUP WINNING

[Jinx]

HA KETCHUP WINNING

Charlie Shorts

[Rantz]

These things are not even remotely the same! I CAN'T EVEN.

What's next? Asking which you prefer, bananas or mustard?

It is a weird selection isn't it.

Anyway I like all of the options in their element but I voted sriracha. Because sriracha.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Salsa. Chips and Sriracha sounds dumb.

[Shorty]

Bet it tastes dumb, too.

[noxious.sunshine]

Salsa, but I don't eat the junk that comes in a jar. That's icky to me.

[fire_of_avalon]

People lime to say salsa. foa likes to eat salsa.

[noxious.sunshine]

People lime to say salsa. foa likes to eat salsa.

what? how do people lime to say salsa?

I would do this Chris challenge thing.

[Loony BoB]

These things are not even remotely the same! I CAN'T EVEN.

What's next? Asking which you prefer, bananas or mustard?
At least I can answer 'bananas or mustard' with bananas. I mean, ketchup OR hot sauce OR salsa? I don't want to live in that kind of world. I am not having ketchup on my nachos or salsa on my fish'n'chips.

[Denmark]

These things are not even remotely the same! I CAN'T EVEN.

What's next? Asking which you prefer, bananas or mustard?
At least I can answer 'bananas or mustard' with bananas. I mean, ketchup OR hot sauce OR salsa? I don't want to live in that kind of world. I am not having ketchup on my nachos or salsa on my fish'n'chips.

this is why the answer is Sriracha, because you really can put it on everything

[Formalhaut]

I have never tried Sriracha, just what is this? Where can I find some?

[Araciel]

Ketchup

but I only put it on hamburgs, hoddogs, and fries.

Those who put it on french toast and/or kraft dinner... you should be shot.

[Pumpkin]

Those who put it on french toast and/or kraft dinner... you should be shot.

Oh and grilled cheese.

[Inferno]

I have never tried Sriracha, just what is this? Where can I find some?
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Any grocery stores I guess

As for the 4 options... ketchup all the way

[Denmark]

I have never tried Sriracha, just what is this? Where can I find some?

Sriracha sauce - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sriracha_sauce)
I've seen it in regular grocery stores here in the US, but idk if that would be the case in the UK. I'd hope it is for all your sakes though because it's so delicious

[Araciel]

Those who put it on french toast and/or kraft dinner... you should be shot.

Oh and grilled cheese.

Didn't mention because they should burn in The Abyss.

[Shauna]

Don't think it's a UK thing.

[Inferno]

I put ketchup in my hamburger helper

[Formalhaut]

I'll have a cursory look around when I go food shopping, but I've definitely never seen that before.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

BUT NOT ALL SALSAS ARE RED!

Ketchup or GTFO.

[Rantz]

Sriracha is a commonplace thing in Swedish stores. I can't imagine a world without it!

[Shorty]

I will be the non-favorite here and say I only like sriracha mixed with equal parts of mayo and honey as a sauce on chicken, fish or shrimp.

[Rantz]

...

[Shorty]

Shut it, babe. Shut shut shut shut it.

[Denmark]

is mayo as part of every sauce a utah thing or something

Sriracha is best when mixed with equal parts Sriracha and Sriracha

[Shorty]

It's not a Utah thing! Just frysauce.

[Jinx]

is mayo as part of every sauce a utah thing or something

Sriracha is best when mixed with equal parts Sriracha and Sriracha

Don't forget a dash of Sriracha.

[Pumpkin]

Sharky read this thread and is now having an internal dilemma.

[NorthernChaosGod]

These things are not even remotely the same! I CAN'T EVEN.

What's next? Asking which you prefer, bananas or mustard?
At least I can answer 'bananas or mustard' with bananas. I mean, ketchup OR hot sauce OR salsa? I don't want to live in that kind of world. I am not having ketchup on my nachos or salsa on my fish'n'chips.

this is why the answer is Sriracha, because you really can put it on everything

If you put it on chips (crisps), you're doing it wrong.

[The Man]

I mean, ketchup OR hot sauce OR salsa? I don't want to live in that kind of world. I am not having ketchup on my nachos or salsa on my fish'n'chips.A lonny bob opinion about food that is actually correct. I haven't voted in this thread for that reason.

[fire_of_avalon]

People lime to say salsa. foa likes to eat salsa.

what? how do people lime to say salsa?

I would do this Chris challenge thing.
That was my phone being a douche and autocorrecting like to lime.

I can't believe people like ketchup better than salsa. Ketchup is only good on hamburgers & hotdogs, and then sparingly.

[noxious.sunshine]

lmao I'm messing with you foa.

here in Tennessee, Logan's Roadhoue does it now, but they call it "Amazing Sauce" (mixing the 3 together). I will not try this. I absolutely -hate- ketchup & mayo mixed together. It just. No. That's disgusting.