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[Jowy]

wow, there are a lot of Cancers here.

Happy birthday Clo, Cid, and Freya. :party: Happy belated birthday, Roogle, and happy early birthday me. Who do you share the same sign with?!

[Chris]

I have never been so disappointed with a thread's title. :(

I'm a Capricorn.

[Tigmafuzz]

I'm egalitarian

[Shorty]

Happy birthday, guys! :happybday:

Jiro's birthday is the day before mine and we are both libras. :heart: I find my sign very fitting and appropriate.

[Aulayna]

All the best people are Leos.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120508195530/glee/images/1/10/True_story_barney.jpg

[Madonna]

Why call yourself by some arbitrary label from a belief system to which you do not subscribe? I was born in June, but that does not make me a Gemini/Cancer. It is annoying to have to tell people to keep their weird belief systems away from me. It is not as if I call them fart-mongers* because they were born in May, nor tell them how their personality leans toward hawking methane, or a great deal of other non sequiturs based on a fact which implies none of it.

*People born in May, of course, are disgusting, smelly people who have a stranglehold on the cheese-cutting industry. Just do not tell them that because they have feelings.

[Faris]

Is anyone else a Virgo? Pretty sure DK is one.

[Carl the Llama]

Clearly October is the best month for Birthdays, anyone who thinks otherwise clearly needs their heads checked :p

Also happy birthday to all who's birthday it is ^^

[Rantz]

Anyone who's not a Sagittarius is clearly inferior!

[Shauna]

Anyone who's not a Sagittarius is clearly inferior!

Yep.

[Flying Mullet]

wow, there are a lot of Cancers here.

Happy birthday Clo, Cid, and Freya. :party: Happy belated birthday, Roogle, and happy early birthday me. Who do you share the same sign with?!
With you crazy lot.


Clearly October is the best month for Birthdays, anyone who thinks otherwise clearly needs their heads checked :p
Clearly you like the work clearly.

[Unbreakable Will]

This thread was deceiving...

Also;
Scorpio's rule.

Happy Birthday to those who were jettisoned out of their mother's babymaker today.

[Pumpkin]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ALL :party:

I am a pisces.

[noxious.sunshine]

NO. WAY.

Aquarius bro. FTW.

[Freya]

I AM A CRAB. I PINCH THINGS.

[Agent Proto]

I AM A CRAB. I PINCH THINGS.

Well I'm a Scorpion, I can pinch AND sting things.

[Shorty]

Yeah, well, I can weigh all you nerds. What now, huh? What now? /smug

Don't mess with the scales!

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm also a Cancer but right at the weird line the separates Cancer and Leo. So I am a very brave, hairy crab.

[Sephex]

I share Gemini with my other personality.

Readers Digest joke page, here I come!

[Yar]

I'm also a Cancer. Cancers are known for being highly emotional and I feel the same. When I'm up, I'm really up. When I'm down I'm really down. :D It's just how it works!

[The Man]

Leo here, but I agree with MDNA. Astrology is bullshit.

HB everyone :monster:

[Shorty]

DO YOU ALSO RAIN ON CHILDREN'S OUTDOOR PETTING ZOO BIRTHDAY PARTIES

QUIT RAINING ON PARADES, FREED

[Freya]

YEAH THAT'S NOT NICE. I BET YOU HATE CHRISTMAS TOO.

[Shorty]

Filthy atheists.



jk, ily

[41-Inches-Wide]

According to this I am a Virgo. The descriptions of a virgo are totally bullshit. :jess:

[Denmark]

YEAH THAT'S NOT NICE. I BET YOU HATE CHRISTMAS TOO.

but, but she's so happy all the time! and full of HATE

[Raistlin]

True story: when we first started talking, Shorty told me that we could never date because I am a Leo.

I told her that we could never date because she smells.


DO YOU ALSO RAIN ON CHILDREN'S OUTDOOR PETTING ZOO BIRTHDAY PARTIES

That is, in fact, one of my favorite hobbies. I never get tired of the delicious taste of children's tears of unfathomable sadness (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48H34ukFe8g).

[Shorty]

Actually, I told you we could never date because you always have to have the last word. The leo thing was just the icing on it.

[Jinx]

I'm a motherfucking lion, bitches.

Also, NCG and I have the same birthday!

[Shorty]

July horoscopes! (http://astrologyzone.com/main.html) :jess:

[Clo]

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

[Shorty]

CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :love: :love: :love:

[Clo]

HEY WHAT UP GIRL I DON'T otterly FORUM ANYMORE BUT I DO TWITTER A LOT.

Also I am kinda upset at the otterly that's like uh? uh uh uhuhuhuhuh

[Shorty]

twitter is lame come back and post cause I miss yo face

[Clo]

so many delicate souls here though but MAYBE I will think about it, I'm kinda on summer vacay, though I'm teaching summer school~

[Shorty]

yaaaaay! :party:

[Jinx]

please clomeback, clo :party:

[Clo]

If I come back I will poison this forum with my personality and soul and ill intentions.

[Shorty]

We welcome it.

[Jinx]

Actually, I thought she almost go EoEO banned for her posion? :confused:

[Clo]

Pshh. ME. Banned? They would be doing me a favor.

[Denmark]

Baby Come Back (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn-enjcgV1o)

i'm a Gemini, thus I am two people

[Jinx]

Find out if you and your significant other are compatible!

http://www.astrology.com.au/astrology/compatibility/


Rob and I:

Leo + Gemini

Fire + Air = Hot Air

Any combination of air and fire creates a bright and lively relationship. This is the case with Leo and Gemini. Gemini is essentially an articulate and intellectual sign, and this will fan the flames of your fiery Leo pride. You will find Gemini a most stimulating friend and companion — Gemini falls in your sector of friendship, so your social, intellectual and emotional needs will be satisfied by them.

You like to dominate a situation, so you sometimes come on a little strong. You and Gemini could end up trying to one-up each other in the attention-seeking department. If you can both respect each other’s need to be centre stage, the two of you will complement and satisfy one another.

The enthusiastic fire of your Leo heart will warm Gemini and let them know their skills and talents are appreciated. This is best seen socially, as both of you love company. You do tend to be a hard taskmaster occasionally, Leo, and can be inflexible in your opinions. Gemini is more adaptable and less likely to stick to one position just for the sake of it — but there will be a debate or two.

Gemini has a great capacity to take in and remember a pile of facts and figures, and will often surprise you with this. Unfortunately, you will also think that many Geminis are jacks of all trades and masters of none. Part of your challenge will be to anchor Gemini’s flighty character and help them focus on learning a lot about one topic, rather than a little about many.

Geminis born between 22 May and 1 June will work wonders for your business and financial profitability. You could become friends with these people: they are co-ruled by Mercury, which has a lot to do with your financial situation. Making money together will be something you do well together.

Geminis born between 2 June and 12 June are particularly attractive to you and will complement you in social situations. Long term, though, the way their work dominates their life may be too much for you.

Another issue in this combination is that Saturn, the co-ruling planet of this group of Geminis, is not particularly lucky for your health. These Geminis can be a brain drain and tire you out. They’re only good for you in small doses. Geminis born between 13 June and 21 June could be good long-term marriage prospects, because Aquarius and Uranus co-rule them: they have determination and a sense of purpose. You will be attracted to them — you may meet them in the most amazing and unexpected circumstances.


(I really just wanted to post this because Hot Air, because this is not Rob and I at all.)

[Pumpkin]

Pisces + Scorpio

Water + Water = Deluge

The combination of Pisces with Scorpio is one of those special, even magical, unions that most of us only dream about. Two water signs together means powerful emotional energies, and an overwhelming amount of uninhibited passion and love. Both of you will love showing your feelings for each other. True about lots of emotions and showing our feelings for each other.

As far as combinations of Sun signs are concerned, Scorpio is probably the one most ideally suited to Pisces. You understand the Scorpio personality intuitively, and know just how to touch them in body, mind and spirit. When you work your way into the Scorpio psyche, they’re going to fall head over heels in love with you. Not as true as I would like.

To you, Scorpio seems to have an amazing ability to draw you back from that realm of self-absorption where you forget the real world completely. True Scorpio’s practical approach is perfect for you, emotionally. True Being with a Scorpio will remind you of why you were born. They will ground you and tune into your loving ways, and the two of you will develop a very special attachment.

And you will be able to soothe the emotional storms of Scorpio’s inner passion and intensity.Not true :( Your compassion will handle Scorpio calmly and elegantly. If your Scorpio partner is a tormented soul seeking love and understanding, you will be just what they need to balance their life. Once the two of you have created this sort of bond, you’ll find it hard to stay apart. Remember Liz Taylor and Richard Burton? They were a Pisces–Scorpio combination—Liz a Pisces and Richard a Scorpio—and though they fought and separated, they also returned to each other many times.

Scorpios born between 24 October and 2 November are highly compatible with you, He was born Oct 28th awright :cool: for both short-term affairs and long-term relationships, even marriage. You could have a wonderful loving attachment with Scorpios born between 3 November and 12 November. It will be easy to build a relationship with them, and they will offer you comfort and undying loyalty.

Scorpios born between 13 November and 22 November are a little touchy and reactive, but still quite compatible with you. If you like some edginess in a relationship, these could be the Scorpios for you.

[Nicolas]

youz all cray cray 'lievin' in all dat astronomy 'n stuff. s'all 'bout dem capricorns, doh. be tellin' ya. capricorns. we duh best.


butseriouslysillypeopleandyourastrology ;o

[Laddy]

I'm a Scorpio, which is apparently Latin for "Bond villain". Or "Lannister".

[Yamaneko]

Why call yourself by some arbitrary label from a belief system to which you do not subscribe? I was born in June, but that does not make me a Gemini/Cancer. It is annoying to have to tell people to keep their weird belief systems away from me. It is not as if I call them fart-mongers* because they were born in May, nor tell them how their personality leans toward hawking methane, or a great deal of other non sequiturs based on a fact which implies none of it.
If it's good enough for Thomas Aquinas, it's good enough for me.

[Tigmafuzz]

I left this tab open for a while and then saw the name and thought "why the hell do I have an open porn tab?"

Damn you astrological symbols.

[Laddy]

Magnetic, elusive, sexy and determined. That’s you Scorpio! You were born under the eighth sign of the zodiac which is referred to by astrologers as a fixed water (ice) sign. In a lot of ways ice sums up your emotional character. But why is this, when you have fiery and warlike Mars ruling you?

Your star sign is probably one of the most misunderstood signs of the zodiac. It has had a pretty bad rap over the years, but that’s just because what people don’t understand, they tend to fear. That cool aloofness is just the surface of your complex nature, and is by no means bad. Below the surface of your cool exterior is a scorching and passionate fire. You know it and others sense it too.

You’re an emotional being, and you take it to the limits. In fact you need overkill to feel really alive. You also want approval, though you don’t often verbalize that. You give 100 percent of yourself to those you love, and expect the same, if not more, in return. There are definitely no half measures in your attitude to love.

You are demanding of yourself and others, but when you give your heart to someone you’re very loyal. You are committed to anything you do, including relationships — you absolutely adore the idea of love. It’s a challenge that excites you.

You turn heads whenever you walk into a room — you are the strong, silent type, and you have a magnetic aura. You have something that’s hard to put your finger on but makes it nearly impossible for people to ignore you. You know full well that you can manipulate people, and you love it! This magnetic power is really your greatest strength.

It’s well known astrologically that the eyes of a Scorpio can hypnotize. Whether you know it or not, this is your most powerful physical trait. Often people will often say that you have amazing eyes. So even though you don’t always articulate your feelings, your eyes do plenty of communicating for you — they can express the full range of your emotional states.

Determination is another of your key characteristics. People can see you as insensitive to others’ needs, even obsessive, because you push forward so single-mindedly. There are no half-measures in your life — in friendship, love, family life or work. You want to be the best, and you won’t let anything stand in the way. But on the plus side, you like to share your successes with the people you take under your wing, whether they’re family or friends.

You’re not afraid of obstacles or challenges, whether they are something unavoidable or foes or competitors. In fact, you thrive on them — you love trying to prove that no one can stop you.

If someone tries to corner you or put you in a difficult situation, they’d better be prepared to give it their best shot, because you won’t give in until you win, and your enemy is totally crushed in body, mind and spirit.

If that ruthless streak in your character can’t be satisfied straight away, you’ll wait, patiently, until the proper time to seek revenge. Time is of no consequence to you when it comes to wreaking vengeance.

Whether you’re fulfilling your sensual appetites or your more noble aspirations, pleasure will always be a focus for you. You want it all. You are not afraid of the dark side, even though you seek the light. This is why Scorpio has three totems — the scorpion, the lizard and the phoenix.

The scorpion is the most vengeful and dangerous part of your nature. If you’re operating on that level, you’ll be constantly seeking to hurt others with your power. This is, of course, something to avoid.

The lizard represents the class of scorpions who hide from life and never quite achieve the full measure of their power. They sometimes seek self-destructive outlets such as drugs or even criminal activities to satisfy their obsessive nature.

If you aspire to the best that Scorpio has to offer, you’ll be the phoenix, which rises out of the ashes. This transformative totem indicates that you have to burn your lower nature to allow the most splendid parts of your nature to live and grow. Fortunately, most Scorpios lean towards the phoenix.

In appearance you will be well proportioned, strong in body, muscular, and with a broad face and a commanding look. Your eyes, as already mentioned, are your strong point.

You are a tireless worker and generally achieve great success after the middle part of life.

The life of a Scorpio is challenging, but there’ll never be a dull moment'

[maybee]

I must be the only Pieces here ? All aloooooooooooooone. :cry:

Pieces people are meant to be all dreamy and imaginative and wishy-washy and have a higher chance of being addicted to LSD since they're like attracted to escapism and weird fantasy words.

How do people come up with this stuff ? Oh that person is born in early March, she's gonna be getting hiiiigh because I said so ?

They must of been on drugs themselves.

I left this tab open for a while and then saw the name and thought "why the hell do I have an open porn tab?"

Damn you astrological symbols.


Oh I was wondering why it was saying 69 tbh I was disappointed.

[Tigmafuzz]

I must be the only Pieces here ? All aloooooooooooooone. :cry:

Pieces people are meant to be all dreamy and imaginative and wishy-washy and have a higher chance of being addicted to LSD since they're like attracted to escapism and weird fantasy words.

How do people come up with this stuff ? Oh that person is born in early March, she's gonna be getting hiiiigh because I said so ?

They must of been on drugs themselves.

Because astrology is dumb.



Oh I was wondering why it was saying 69 tbh I was disappointed.

We all were.