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Shorty
07-18-2013, 06:56 PM
You know, the "if we're forty and you're single and I'm single let's get married" pact with friends.

Who would you get married to out of aging desperation?

Rantz
07-18-2013, 07:00 PM
Me, Faye Valentine, Japan 2030. It's happening.

Tigmafuzz
07-18-2013, 07:01 PM
Lol. No.

Steve
07-18-2013, 07:05 PM
Depends on who the friend is. Sometimes it wouldn't be such a bad thing.

Sephex
07-18-2013, 07:07 PM
No way am I going to interrupt my masturbate and cry schedule.

Denmark
07-18-2013, 07:08 PM
Parker.

Freya
07-18-2013, 07:16 PM
Justy and I have this agreement. And we're going to have Gaybies then too.

Pike
07-18-2013, 07:19 PM
No way am I going to interrupt my masturbate and cry schedule.

This except with games and feeding my millions of cats.

Tigmafuzz
07-18-2013, 07:33 PM
millions of cats.

Awww yeah.

Raistlin
07-18-2013, 08:21 PM
I assume by that time we'll be able to marry anyone or anything we otter, so I would probably marry my car. Bert knows how intimate human-car relations can be.

Well, that or my right hand. But I'd be concerned with the usual trend of having less sex with your spouse after marriage. Plus, any divorce would just be messy.

Madame Adequate
07-18-2013, 08:31 PM
Shorty would do if I was desperate enough.

Shorty
07-18-2013, 08:47 PM
Eh, I'll take it.

Jinx
07-18-2013, 08:48 PM
Laddy.

noxious.sunshine
07-18-2013, 08:54 PM
People that I actually -know-?

Well. There's My Friend Pobz. I already promised I'd haunt him. And I'm like the only chick he'll talk to on the reg, so there's that. We always have good laugh when he drunk dials me.

Shauna
07-18-2013, 09:29 PM
I would just become a old spinster woman. I will hang out with all my spinster friends and we will be old and weird together.

noxious.sunshine
07-18-2013, 09:55 PM
(I'm never getting married. Bump that mess.)

Araciel
07-18-2013, 11:03 PM
For the love of Pete... I'm gonna' be dead by then.

LocoColt04
07-18-2013, 11:06 PM
I died once already, so I'm over it.

40? Shorty and I will be 40 at the same time. We're old people.

But if I'm still single at 40, I must be doing something wrong - IF I'm intending to have marriage at some point. Otherwise I'll steal Freya.

I'd like to, but before that point comes along. :3

Shorty
07-18-2013, 11:08 PM
I'm not that old. :(

krissy
07-18-2013, 11:40 PM
no

LocoColt04
07-19-2013, 12:37 AM
I'm not that old. :(You're as old as I am! =P

edit: Oh wait, no you're not. D:

Shlup
07-19-2013, 02:37 AM
I had one of these pacts in high school. He's a vegan vagabond now.

fire_of_avalon
07-19-2013, 02:57 AM
I won't pick anybody because knowing my luck he or she will end up with somebody amazing that they deserve and I will end up with dusty houseplants I can't keep alive.

Unbreakable Will
07-19-2013, 03:11 AM
Friends? :confused:

Pumpkin
07-19-2013, 03:24 AM
I'll be your backup, Megan.

Laddy
07-19-2013, 04:08 AM
Laddy.
If I'm 40 and single by then I'm either a porn star or the absolute bitchiest husband ever.

Jinx
07-19-2013, 04:09 AM
Laddy.
If I'm 40 and single by then I'm either a porn star or the absolute bitchiest husband ever.

I'm pretty sure I'd be both these things at this point. It'd be the most fantastic marriage ever.

Chemical
07-19-2013, 05:19 AM
I assume by that time we'll be able to marry anyone or anything we otter.
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7105/7156009622_7a736ffd54_z.jpg

Chris
07-19-2013, 08:07 AM
i'll be dead, so pretty hard to marry when you're stiff and cold

Yar
07-19-2013, 08:11 AM
Justy and I have this agreement. And we're going to have Gaybies then too. the gayest babies in all the land

The Summoner of Leviathan
07-19-2013, 04:46 PM
I have that deal but minus the marriage and add babies with one of my closest friends.

Yar
07-19-2013, 04:52 PM
I have that deal but minus the marriage and add babies with one of my closest friends.Sorry, TSoL, but me and you can't make babies. :( It's biology. I'd love to bear your child, but it's God's way... :( :(

The Summoner of Leviathan
07-19-2013, 05:48 PM
But we made a spit pact and everything!

FYI real life spit pacts are gross.

Shauna
07-19-2013, 05:58 PM
What's an e-spit pact? Do you just dribble all over your laptop/computer?

NeoCracker
07-19-2013, 06:03 PM
40? Shorty and I will be 40 at the same time. We're old people.

What are you talking about? When you turn 40 Shorty will still be 26! :monster:

And I'd marry any of you fuckers now for the tax breaks alone. :p

The Summoner of Leviathan
07-19-2013, 06:05 PM
Oh Shauna, there are some many ways a boy could reply to that...

Shauna
07-19-2013, 06:12 PM
;)

Chemical
07-20-2013, 01:23 PM
If I am 40 and single...

Mission accomplished.

Loony BoB
07-20-2013, 04:41 PM
I have this deal with someone but they also have the same deal with someone else. So that could cause complications... of course I'll hopefully be married for ten years by that point. xD No real worries there.

snacks
07-20-2013, 05:36 PM
I had a pact like this with my ex best friend when I was in my 20's and now that we're both rounding the stretch to 40 she's married and I'm "marriedish"

I don't know I don't really have any "girlfriends" irl anymore, but and I wouldn't marry my ex best friend even if she wasn't cause she tends to cheat on her husbands (one of the reasons i'm not her bf anymore) so.

I'll just marry wayne i guess ho hum. :cry:

Venom65437
07-20-2013, 07:36 PM
I'm definitely headed towards the 40 and single :cry: so who wants to be my fall back? :love:

Jiro
07-21-2013, 10:40 AM
I don't see why I would even begin to panic if I was 40 and single. That will probably just be the point where I approach my silverfox years and as such I will probably find myself even more sought after than before. :aimsun:

NeoCracker
07-21-2013, 10:42 AM
YOU HAVE TO PANCI BECAUSE YOU ARE ODLE AND ORTHELSS TO SOCIETY JIRO! DUN BECOME OLD AND WORTHELSS JIRO! :cry:

Tigmafuzz
07-21-2013, 01:56 PM
ODLE AND ORTHELSS

I thought it was Wilbur and Orville?

Night Fury
07-22-2013, 02:09 PM
My gay friend John and we're going to adopt babies and still sleep around with other people.

Faris
07-22-2013, 02:54 PM
The position for having this pact is currently available. Most likely 3 big dogs and a cat army though.

noxious.sunshine
07-22-2013, 03:09 PM
Ooooh pick me pick me! lulz

Tigmafuzz
07-22-2013, 03:17 PM
cat army

Be still, my heart.

krissy
07-24-2013, 02:41 AM
i'll fight you for her
when we're 40

Jinx
07-24-2013, 02:42 AM
Actually, you know what?

Hopefully by the time I'm 40 polygamy will be legal and I can marry all of you.

krissy
07-24-2013, 03:00 AM
WHAT NEXT
PARALLEL UNIVERSE MARRAIGES
TIME WIFE SWAPS

Jinx
07-24-2013, 03:08 AM
I'd be okay with that.

krissy
07-24-2013, 04:42 AM
mew-to

Shorty
07-24-2013, 04:45 AM
Oh oh, found my husband. I'd marry Saglet :love:

NeoCracker
07-24-2013, 10:21 AM
Oh oh, found my husband. I'd marry Saglet :love:

What if he wind up mysteriously gone one day with no signs of where he went to?

Then who?

I ask because I need to make sure every option disappears for you so I can laugh at your lonliness.

Shauna
07-24-2013, 10:33 AM
Neo just wants Shorty all to himself.

NeoCracker
07-24-2013, 10:34 AM
Lies and slander.

Pike
07-24-2013, 11:05 AM
EoFF Wife Swap?

I'd watch it.

Rantz
07-24-2013, 11:18 AM
Dibs on Pike.

Pike
07-24-2013, 11:19 AM
Dibs on Pike.

We are going to play so much Civ IV :love:

Loony BoB
07-24-2013, 11:20 AM
Oh oh, found my husband. I'd marry Saglet :love:
You're almost as bad as Jojo!

DanielCLFFF13
07-24-2013, 11:24 AM
For if I'm 40 and single, this might be me. I kinda guy that like to be alone in real life, maybe this'll change overtime. This maybe the only reason why I've never started a relationship apart from my friend of course. I just want to make as much friends as I can in my life time. Friends is the only thing that I needed the most in my life for now maybe until the end of my life, I guess. A wise man (or so I thought) told me that "1000 friends is too few, 1 enemy is too much." And I always want to be kind to anyone, anytime, anywhere this maybe my life means for now.
But this is my opinion :)

Shorty
07-24-2013, 01:04 PM
Oh oh, found my husband. I'd marry Saglet :love:
You're almost as bad as Jojo!

What does that mean!

Loony BoB
07-24-2013, 01:07 PM
...she never married you? Wow, you must be the only one.

Shorty
07-24-2013, 01:08 PM
Oh, yeah, Joy and I never really talked.

Loony BoB
07-24-2013, 01:10 PM
Basically she 'married' pretty much everyone (normally against their will, but still often with consent) she spoke to at EoFF. When you turn 40, I reckon about five or six guys are gonna turn up on your doorstep and you're gonna be forced into polygamy.

Shorty
07-24-2013, 01:13 PM
Huxley already claimed me in this thread, and which means I'd have been forced into it anyway.

Rantz
07-24-2013, 05:12 PM
I'd put a mormon joke here, but you guys all know how they go at this point.

Venom65437
07-24-2013, 07:04 PM
No one has picked me still. D=

Aulayna
07-25-2013, 08:36 AM
I'm never getting married. People like me don't get married!

So, I don't have this pact with anyone either.

I guess I could get married to my hands so it becomes a more legitimate relationship?

The Man
07-25-2013, 08:50 AM
...she never married you? Wow, you must be the only one.I don't seem to remember her ever marrying me either. I must have been one of the few people who was active at that point whom she didn't marry.

@topic, I don't have this pact with anyone. And at almost 30 I'm already starting to feel a bit hopeless. :<

NeoCracker
07-25-2013, 08:56 AM
Yeah, didn't marry me either, and I actually had her number for a while. :p

Loony BoB
07-25-2013, 09:34 AM
Perhaps you guys joined after her marriage phase.

Pumpkin
07-25-2013, 04:35 PM
I'm never getting married. People like me don't get married!

So, I don't have this pact with anyone either.

I guess I could get married to my hands so it becomes a more legitimate relationship?

I'll marry you :greenie:

Formalhaut
07-25-2013, 04:49 PM
I'm never getting married. People like me don't get married!

So, I don't have this pact with anyone either.

I guess I could get married to my hands so it becomes a more legitimate relationship?

I'll marry you :greenie:

Oh Aulayna you'll find someone. Although if you do get married to the hand, when you're in a argument with someone would you say 'talk to the hand'?

I think people put too much weight toward marriage, and I'm speaking as a traditionalist who'd love a nice traditional church wedding and everything.

Would I like to be marriage? Most definitely, but really, all I need/want is a loving partner. Marriage is nice, but isn't strictly necessary.

Rocket Edge
07-25-2013, 04:56 PM
It I am lonely bachelor living off beans on toast with no babies, then yeah, come at me.

Tigmafuzz
07-25-2013, 09:09 PM
I'm never getting married. People like me don't get married!

Let's see how you feel when you hit 40 :p

Venom65437
07-26-2013, 05:00 AM
...she never married you? Wow, you must be the only one.I don't seem to remember her ever marrying me either. I must have been one of the few people who was active at that point whom she didn't marry.

@topic, I don't have this pact with anyone. And at almost 30 I'm already starting to feel a bit hopeless. :<

I'm with ya, buddy!

Spooniest
07-26-2013, 07:35 AM
I've been married, and while I was faithful, I generally sucked at it in every other conceivable way.

In 9 years I'll be 40, but I really can't say I'd be cavalier in any way about getting married again.