Mothersmurfing Ranch Dressing

[Laddy]

Is this shit not pretty much the worst thing ever? Like, seriously. The fact people put in on fucking everything makes me wanna freak. At work everyone practically inhales it and it's gross.

[noxious.sunshine]

WHAT?

I love ranch. But I only eat it with like hot wings and fried pickles.. Or if I make something that needs ranch in it.

This girl I used to be friends with used to mix ranch and A1 and that's sick. And she'd put it on a potato. GAG.

[Jinx]

Yeah, I don't understand why people go so batshit over ranch dressing.

I like it. It's my most-used salad dressing, and I love it with tomatoes. SOMETIMES if it's the right thing, it's a good dipping sauce, and also good on fries. But only fries that are loaded down with cheese, bacon, etc.

It grosses me out when people put ranch on pizza.

[Pike]

It's probably the best of the salad dressings but that's not saying a lot because salad dressing is pretty disgusting.

[noxious.sunshine]

I love ranch on pizza. With red pepper flakes & parmesan. Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMEH.

[Pike]

Bleugh. You're absolutely ruining my appetite for pepperoni pizza and that is NOT an easy thing to do.

[noxious.sunshine]

Don't knock it 'till you try it. It's delish.

[Pike]

Not gonna try it cause dressing is gross :barf:

[Pumpkin]

I've never even heard of ranch on pizza. That sounds awful.

I like it. Usually what I use it for is dipping fries that have cheese and bacon on them, sometimes for wings (I don't dip my wings very often) and sometimes for salad dressing.

My three most used salad dressings are Italian, Ranch, and Caesar. I use 1000 Islands dressing as dipping sauce for certain fried foods.

[noxious.sunshine]

It's delicious though! Y'all just don't even -know-. :smash:

[Jowy]

Ranch is the most vile substance on earth.

[Araciel]

But he smells like RANCH DRESSING

Ranch on spicy chicken stuff (not wings) is good.

Ranch on pizza is a horrible substitute born of the desperation of those lacking creamy garlic sauce.

[Slothy]

I was eating in the cafeteria at Univeristy one time and got a salad for lunch only to find out they were out of dressings that I liked. I'd never had ranch before so I figured how bad could it be?

I took one bite, spit it out, then tossed the salad in the garbage and went hungry the rest of the day because that was better than ranch dressing.

[Chris]

i use ranch dressing on bottom and cover it with other dressings to mask the horrible odor that it secretes

[Denmark]

Ranch is okay in small doses, if it's countered by a buffalo- or barbecue-type sauce.

[Shlup]

I like dipping fried stuff in it and putting it on pizza, but I try not to because I want to live.

[Shorty]

smurf all of the communists in this thread. Dipping pizza in ranch is the greatest thing on earth and essentially the only way to eat pizza. It's good on sandwiches (turkey clubs), dipping your wings in, dipping your fries, onion rings or tots in, dipping any vegetable ever in, dipping breadsticks in, with chicken strips, on burgers. But I would never put ranch on a salad because gross.

Ranch is amazing and only communists hate it.

[Flaming Ice]

I love ranch on pizza. With red pepper flakes & parmesan. Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMEH.


Me too...

Renee's ranch is very good.

[noxious.sunshine]

Finally. People who agree with me. XDD

[Slothy]

Ranch is amazing and only communists hate it.

I am Canadian.

[Denmark]

Dipping pizza in ranch is the greatest thing on earth and essentially the only way to eat pizza.

you should try good pizza sometime since clearly all the pizza you've ever had has been terrible which is why you have to ruin it with ranch dressing

[Jinx]

Dipping pizza in ranch is the greatest thing on earth and essentially the only way to eat pizza.

you should try good pizza sometime since clearly all the pizza you've ever had has been terrible which is why you have to ruin it with ranch dressing

This is why she needs to come to the East Coast. We have better pizza.

[Shorty]

I'll stick to my coast. We have better Mexican food, which is clearly the superior of the two.

[snacks]

Ranch is the most vile substance on earth.


Is this trout not pretty much the worst thing ever? Like, seriously. The fact people put in on smurfing everything makes me wanna freak. At work everyone practically inhales it and it's gross.

Eric lol, he hates it so bad it's ridiculous you can't even show it to him irl or he gags.

I like ranch but I don't like the smell of it I guess? I don't know sometimes I can handle it and sometimes it's just too much and I have to throw it away.

[Slothy]

But our coast has hurricanes and colder oceans!

[snacks]

east coast master coast imho.

aside from the snow.

smurf lake effect

[noxious.sunshine]

I'll kill you all

[Slothy]

I'll kill you all

Sorry, that's my job around here.

[noxious.sunshine]

Can we share Vivs? Pleaseeee?

[Shauna]

I... don't know if I know what Ranch Dressing is. xD

[Slothy]

Can we share Vivs? Pleaseeee?

Only if you promise not to dip them in ranch. Waste of good meat that.

[Rantz]

We don't have ranch dressing here. Ranch haters are free to move here to escape it, and ranch lovers are free to send me some so I can decide whether or not to start importing it.

[snacks]

a non ranch island

[NorthernChaosGod]

We don't have ranch dressing here. Ranch haters are free to move here to escape it, and ranch lovers are free to send me some so I can decide whether or not to start importing it.
Maybe I'll send you some after I figured out what you needed my address for.

[NeoCracker]

People who put ranch on pizza are only one step away from wanting to use Ranch as a lubricant.

Hence why my penis touches none of those filthy ranch eaters.

[Shorty]

I'm going to douse you in ranch and then set you on fire.

[NeoCracker]

I'm going to douse you in ranch and then set you on fire.

And I'm going to bum your sister while you're doing it. O_O


....I don't even remember if you have a sister now that I think about it. XD

[Jinx]

People who put ranch on pizza are only one step away from wanting to use Ranch as a lubricant.

Hence why my penis touches none of those filthy ranch eaters.

To go with the new bacon-flavoured condoms, right?

[Raistlin]

Ranch is disgusting and ranch on pizza is an abomination.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I like ranch well enough. I mostly eat it with hot wings. It depends on the pizza and my mood as to whether I'll put ranch on it.

[DMKA]

It's like someone took all the worst flavors they could find and blended them into watered-down mayonnaise.

Ranch dressing sucks.

[noxious.sunshine]

...... Considering ranch is made with -not- mayo, but ok. lol

[Flaming Ice]

People who put ranch on pizza are only one step away from wanting to use Ranch as a lubricant.

Hence why my penis touches none of those filthy ranch eaters.




Oh, that's a good idea, a must try sometime!