A Roundhouse Kick into the Fires of Avalon

[Baloki]

To celebrate FOAs birthday lets all write about all the great things she's done! I'll start us off:

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from FOA.

If you just wish to wish her a happy birthday, go here: http://home.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/151392-foa.html

[Jinx]

FOA gave birth to Chuck Norris, and told him he was a pansy because he didn't have any facial hair. That's why he has that moustache now.

[Tigmafuzz]

FoA once broke a mirror and gave everyone else on Earth seven years bad luck. She later spilled a little bit of salt later while seasoning her dinner, knocking one year off the bad luck.

The date was September 1st, 1939.

[Shorty]

foa scissorkicked Bruce Lee in the skull and that's why he's dead.

[fire_of_avalon]

foa scissorkicked Bruce Lee in the skull and that's why he's dead.

:erm:

[BlasterDarkRen]

FOA won a game of Yu-Gi-Oh using the five of spades

[Jinx]

Several species when extinct because they were fighting over who got to be eaten for dinner by FOA.

[BlasterDarkRen]

Scientists trying to make a stronger more powerful clone of FOA could never finish the job because FOA cannot be improved upon.