View Full Version : A Roundhouse Kick into the Fires of Avalon

07-21-2013, 10:36 PM
To celebrate FOAs birthday lets all write about all the great things she's done! I'll start us off:

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from FOA.

If you just wish to wish her a happy birthday, go here: http://home.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/151392-foa.html

07-21-2013, 11:32 PM
FOA gave birth to Chuck Norris, and told him he was a pansy because he didn't have any facial hair. That's why he has that moustache now.

07-21-2013, 11:56 PM
FoA once broke a mirror and gave everyone else on Earth seven years bad luck. She later spilled a little bit of salt later while seasoning her dinner, knocking one year off the bad luck.

The date was September 1st, 1939.

07-22-2013, 04:30 AM
foa scissorkicked Bruce Lee in the skull and that's why he's dead.

07-25-2013, 04:48 AM
foa scissorkicked Bruce Lee in the skull and that's why he's dead.


07-25-2013, 11:10 AM
FOA won a game of Yu-Gi-Oh using the five of spades

07-25-2013, 03:19 PM
Several species when extinct because they were fighting over who got to be eaten for dinner by FOA.

07-26-2013, 12:37 AM
Scientists trying to make a stronger more powerful clone of FOA could never finish the job because FOA cannot be improved upon.