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Jinx
07-23-2013, 03:46 AM
General

01) What is your real name?
Justin followed by a embarrassingly Polish name. Those of you who have me on Facebook are laughing.

02) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
30. My birthday is on 28th of May.

03) How tall are you?
5' 10"

04) Are you a male or female? A quina?
I AM A MAN!!! HAR HAR HAR!! TIME TO JUGGLE CHAINSAWS IN MY PICK UP TRUCK!!! HAR HAR HAR!!

05) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in or what do you study?)
Quality Assurance for a company that manufactures conveyors.

06) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
Brown and slowly thinning out. I used to dye it jet black in my youth because I was a troubled suburban child. Oh and my eye color is blue.

07) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
Yes. I have one sister 10 years younger than me. She used to actually post here 7 or 8 years back.

08) Men: Boxers, briefs, or boxer-briefs? Women: Granny panties, bikini-cut panties, boyshorts or thong?
Boxers. Everything else feels like I am punishing my balls. Especially the one that hangs lower.

09) What is your worst habit?
I'll answer this one later.

10) What's your favorite video game?
Final Fantasy IV. While my first FF was THE first, FFIV simply captivated me and stayed with me ever since.

11) Best video gaming moment/accomplishment?
I guess getting all the dogs tags and completing all the VR missions in Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance is up there.

12) Favourite TV show?
Star Trek: The Next Generation

13) Favorite band/musical artist?
Nine Inch Nails

14) Favourite movie?
The Empire Strikes Back

15) Favourite actor/actress?
I don't really have one, but throwing out Patrick Stewart's name is always fun.


EoFF

16) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
edczxcvbnm, an oldbie here, was keeping in touch with me via email while he was off in college many moons ago. He kept on copy/pasting me cool discussions about Chrono Cross, a newish game at the time. I eventually decided to join in on the action in early 2001!

17) Have you ever met anyone from the forum?
Yes. Jen who you can frequently find in chat, and I went to a meet up with a few members that rarely/don't post here anymore.

18) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
I am going to cheat name two. I would hang with foa or Tifa's Boobs because they both seem like cool people I can get along with and just generally have a good time. As for something specific? It would really depend on what they would like to do, but I would share a drink with just about any friend I have made here (Jiro and Tigmafuzz are other people I totally would chill with on that note) and relax. If we really had to do something more elaborate, I would look up local interest points and do whatever.

19) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
When I first joined my name was Sephex018. It was the early 2000's so it was required by federal law to have numbers in your screen name.

Love

20) Are you currently in a relationship? If you aren't, would you like to be?
Yes. Two years with my wonderful girlfriend Shelly who decided to briefly post here for a bit.

21) Where did you meet your significant other? If you don't have one, where would you like to meet them?
I was horsing around online and came across a profile that didn't seem like someone beat their brains in with a bag of hammers. After extensively talking one of one online for a bit we met at a mall (to ensure that neither of us were serial killers or whatever) and from there it really took off.

22) Where were you and how old were you when you had your first kiss?
I was in a pool hall in a my hometown when I was 16. It was with one of those girls that was kinda of flaky and said she was your girlfriend one minute then dropped off the face of the earth (she didn't go to my High School at the time).

23) What was the most awkward moment you've had with a crush?
I ran at her with my junk flopping all over the place screaming, "WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?!?"

Miscellaneous

23) The Doctor shows up in his TARDIS and says you get one trip, past, future, or new planet. Where do you go, and why?
I would say the past, but anything I would want to do would involve getting dangerously close to myself and The Doctor wouldn't allow that. So I would go to the future a couple of thousand years to see if humanity is still around and then look up the cliff notes of history. I wouldn't try to obtain info for person gain because, again, The Doctor would slap me reTARDIS.

24) What's your favorite animal? Alternatively, what's your favorite Mythical animal?
Cat. Dragon.

25) Oh no, there's a zombie apoloclypse! You can choose a team of three EoFFers. Who is in your party, and why?
Cuch. I would only chose Cuch. Why? That's all I need. He'd talk the zombies down. They'd feel so bad about themselves that they'd kill themselves (again).

26) What has been the most exciting moment in your life thus far?
Lately? Buying my own condo. Before I was tied to a small apartment that I inherited (but I had to pay way too much for it per month). I just feel very refreshed since I was able to pull this off.

27) Is soup a food or a drink? Carbonated sugar drinks: soda or pop?
It's both. And I am not answering that other question. Played. Out.

28) If you could force a celebrity to join EoFF, who would you pick?
I would like to see Quentin Terantino flip his **** in EoEO.

29) If you could replace yourself with any character in any book, and get to live out their life, who would you choose and why?
Harry Potter. I am not even that big of a fan of the series. It just would be fun to have a destiny and be all important despite how rough things got for the kid.

30) You're now head of the UN. What's your plan to bring World Peace?
Free Tacos.

Extra Credit

Draw an MS paint picture of your experience at EoFF thus far.
http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s26/Sephex/belto_zps6fb08900.gif

Is there anything else you'd like to tell us?
Honestly I would like to take this time to say that I feel bad for not posting as much these days. Granted, it's not like I disappeared, but still. I have been having a great time here ever since I became active again, and I want to keep that up!

Is there a question you'd like to ask everyone else?
Ever think of the jerk hole?

Calliope
07-23-2013, 03:52 AM
How do you feel now that the Ciddies are over? And what was your sister's screenname? I vaguely remember her posting.

Sephex
07-23-2013, 04:02 AM
How do you feel now that the Ciddies are over? And what was your sister's screenname? I vaguely remember her posting.


Feels good to win a Ciddie. When I filled out this survey, I had a week of slow activity for me, so I guess I kind of unnecessarily panicked. Anyway, each Ciddie I have been around for ever since I started to frequent here again (the last three) have been VERY much fun. I am shocked that I got a hair away for winning best male, too.

And her name was, and I still think is, Dixie. For those of you who remember her, she's 20 now. Yeah, that much time has passed.

Pumpkin
07-23-2013, 04:10 AM
On a scale of 1 to 100, how super cool are you?

What colours are your curtains in your bedroom?

How much do you like Doritos?

What is your favorite kind of cake?

What is your favorite big chain fast food restaurant?

Sephex
07-23-2013, 04:47 AM
On a scale of 1 to 100, how super cool are you?
50. I don't like saying good things about myself, but I don't want to give a depressing answer.

What colours are your curtains in your bedroom?
Black.

How much do you like Doritos?
They're alright in small doses.

What is your favorite kind of cake?
Basic confetti cake. My mom makes it for my birthday every year. Actually my past birthday my sister made it.

What is your favorite big chain fast food restaurant?
Culver's for those cheese curds, man. Since I know that it's as huge as say, McDonalds, I'll go with Wendy's as a second answer.

Pumpkin
07-23-2013, 05:23 AM
How much do you like Final Fantasy IX?

Digimon or Pokemon?

Do you drive? If so, what kind of car do you drive?

If you could trade places with anyone for a day, who would you trade places with?

if you could be a woman for a day, would you?

Hot chocolate y/n?

Describe your ideal Sunday.

Describe your ideal sundae.

Tigmafuzz
07-23-2013, 07:40 AM
Why can't I think of a funny enough question to ask you?

LocoColt04
07-23-2013, 09:01 AM
What Giant are you Within?
*points to user title*

Jinx
07-23-2013, 03:27 PM
Ever think of the jerk hole?

Chris
07-23-2013, 03:35 PM
Meet with me

Denmark
07-23-2013, 03:36 PM
One of your habits of which I highly approve is getting drunk and playing video games. I believe I have a good idea of which games you prefer to play (party games and Mega Man 2, among others), but I do not believe I am aware of what your preferred beverage is while participating in this activity. So these are my questions:

1) What is your preferred alcoholic beverage to consume while playing video games?
2) What is your favorite beer, wine, and liquor/cocktail/mixed drink?
3) Please describe, in 5 words or less, what, in YOUR opinion, makes Mega Man 2 the best game in that series.

Sephex
07-23-2013, 04:01 PM
Digimon or Pokemon?
Pokemon. All others are crap. Remember Bey Blade? What the **** was that ****?

Do you drive? If so, what kind of car do you drive?
Yes. 2012 Dodge Avenger.

If you could trade places with anyone for a day, who would you trade places with?
Any woman. Just do see what it is like orgasming in a different way.

if you could be a woman for a day, would you?
WELL I THINK I JUST ANSWERED THAT.

Hot chocolate y/n?
Yes.

Describe your ideal Sunday.
I am relaxing playing video games and no one bothers me about it.

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Why can't I think of a funny enough question to ask you?
Because staring into the soul of the Dragon King is often intimidating.

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What Giant are you Within?
*points to user title*
This is actually the title of one of my favorite Final Fantasy tracks (FFIV). I always loved the way it sounded. It has a certain sense of lightheartedness accompanying a serious tone.

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Ever think of the jerk hole?
Perplexing question from any angle you look at it, but ever think of the jerk hole?

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Meet with me
Sure, tell me what tank top I should wear and we will go drinking.

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One of your habits of which I highly approve is getting drunk and playing video games. I believe I have a good idea of which games you prefer to play (party games and Mega Man 2, among others), but I do not believe I am aware of what your preferred beverage is while participating in this activity. So these are my questions:

1) What is your preferred alcoholic beverage to consume while playing video games?
2) What is your favorite beer, wine, and liquor/cocktail/mixed drink?
3) Please describe, in 5 words or less, what, in YOUR opinion, makes Mega Man 2 the best game in that series.

1.) Vodka and anything. If it comes down to shoots, any minty or weird tasting ones. Also rum.

2.) I prefer for flavored stuff. I really don't drink beer. Red wine. And I love Vodka with just about anything. Lately it has been Vodka and 7up. I am not a fancy drinker.

3.) Less restrictive robot master order.

Goldenboko
07-23-2013, 04:25 PM
There is a mutant aligcroc ready to pounce on you. You may choose from the following weapons to defend yourself: Old Chili, Peegee's Boxers, or chicken feather. What do you choose and why?

Raistlin
07-23-2013, 05:54 PM
And her name was, and I still think is, Dixie. For those of you who remember her, she's 20 now. Yeah, that much time has passed.

jesus christ. I remember when she was like 12-years-old at posting at FG (which, in hindsight, was probably not the best place for a girl her age...).

How old do you feel right now?

Loony BoB
07-23-2013, 05:55 PM
How does it feel to be a cult hero at EoFF?

Jinx
07-23-2013, 05:57 PM
Are you a dragon who is a king or a king who leads dragons? A king who turns into dragons?

Sephex
07-23-2013, 06:33 PM
There is a mutant aligcroc ready to pounce on you. You may choose from the following weapons to defend yourself: Old Chili, Peegee's Boxers, or chicken feather. What do you choose and why?
I ignore the old chilli because I know that won't work. It has to be fresh chilli to take off at least 151HP. Peegee's boxers won't work because they smell like Facebook political posts, so I have to go with the chicken feather because as it states in the Final Fantasy XXXIV Ultimania Extra [D014] Guide, Mutant Aligcroc's are allergic to chicken feathers.

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jesus christ. I remember when she was like 12-years-old at posting at FG (which, in hindsight, was probably not the best place for a girl her age...).

How old do you feel right now?
Normally I would joke that I feel SO OLD, but lately I have been feeling pretty good about that. Granted my sister's age makes me feel old here and there, but it's actually cool to have a sibling that's growing into true adulthood.

As for FG? Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhh, but she handled herself very well. Still does actually. She's dating a popular speedrunner these days and basically lets the few trolls that come her way roll off her back. I guess FG was good training for such things!

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How does it feel to be a cult hero at EoFF?
If that is actually true, it feels weird. But it also feels cool because I always like the underdog hero types in stories I was into. So now I am that on a forum! I'll take it!

Sephex
07-23-2013, 06:35 PM
Are you a dragon who is a king or a king who leads dragons? A king who turns into dragons?
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HAHAHAHAHHAA! NICE TRY TIFA WITH THE BOOBS FROM CACTUS LAND!!! YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY SECRETES!!!!

Jiro
07-24-2013, 04:33 PM
Why is Eric such a cheating fucking asshole when you play video games? It's not even just Mario Party.

How's the new place going?

Did you do anything embarrassing or awkward during that first meetup with Shelly?

Are you glad you came up with Sephex and not some super lame name?

What are the Polo Ponies?

What fruit or vegetable is the best weapon?

Sephex
07-24-2013, 06:34 PM
Why is Eric such a cheating smurfing asshole when you play video games? It's not even just Mario Party.
It ain't Eric that cheats! It's Steve! edczxcvbnm is an asshat!!!

How's the new place going?
So far so good. Very few bumps in the road. I am enjoying it very much!

Did you do anything embarrassing or awkward during that first meetup with Shelly?
Nothing embarrassing, but I took a risk by making a joke. We were sitting at a table and she said something that was kind of cool. So I banged the underside of the table with my hand and told her that was my boner launching into the table instead.

Are you glad you came up with Sephex and not some super lame name?
I think it works, yeah. I don't even think about it anymore.

What are the Polo Ponies?
The Polo Ponys are a band that edczxcvbnm (vocals, keyboard, drum loops) and I (guitar) came up with. It was first an attempt to make fun of music that tries too hard to be heavy for the sake of it. It morphed into us trying to top each ridiculous song. Whenever we experimented or toned it down, it wasn't as funny. Also, the name comes from the time edczxcvbnm and I were in English class in High School and the whole class was reading "The Great Gatsby" out loud. Someone mentioned polo ponies in the story and we both lost it laughing because we KNEW that we were picturing ponies playing water polo.

What fruit or vegetable is the best weapon?
Carrots. Clive Owen killed someone with a carrot before.

Pumpkin
07-26-2013, 05:23 AM
MORE QUESTIONS:

Favorite soft drink/soda/pop?

Favorite band?

If you could do anything illegal, no strings attached, what would you do?

How many jellybeans are in this imaginary jar?

Star Wars or Star Trek?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome do you think Final Fantasy IX is?

How hot do you take your showers?

What's your favorite sport and/or exercise?

Sephex
07-28-2013, 08:20 PM
MORE QUESTIONS:

Favorite soft drink/soda/pop?
Pepsi, but I have been on a 7up kick these days. With or without booze mixed in.

Favorite band?
That was one of the main questions, silly! Nine Inch Nails!

If you could do anything illegal, no strings attached, what would you do?
Easy. Rob a bank. All the money I would get would fulfill other desires.

How many jellybeans are in this imaginary jar?
5,112,799,332,143,236,345,443,677,890,124

Star Wars or Star Trek?
I adore the Original Trilogy. However, I am a HUGE fan of The Next Generation. I guess my answer is it depends on what "section" of Star Wars and Star Trek we are talking about!

On a scale of 1 to 10, how awesome do you think Final Fantasy IX is?
9. I loved the combination of an old school Final Fantasy with then modern elements. It just has a great charm to it that was missing from the series at the time (and is once again missing from the series).

How hot do you take your showers?
Fairly hot, but I usually take quick showers.

What's your favorite sport and/or exercise?
Football (American) is my favorite sport. GO BEARS!! I like just about any cardio exercise because it makes my whole body feel good, and it is the most effective weight loss sort of deal.

Ace Protorney
07-28-2013, 09:16 PM
What robot master did Mega Man steal from to gain the power of viruses?

Sephex
07-29-2013, 12:24 AM
What robot master did Mega Man steal from to gain the power of viruses?
Viral Man.

Tigmafuzz
07-29-2013, 01:34 AM
Do you think Flash Man and Crash Man hang out more because they rhyme?

Sephex
07-29-2013, 02:27 AM
Do you think Flash Man and Crash Man hang out more because they rhyme?
Dear Lord, that whole bit had me laughing so hard. Stash Man!!

Calliope
08-02-2013, 06:03 AM
How could you mention Polo Ponys and not mention your #1 biggest fan? :love::mad2::love:

Why aren't people asking you more questions? C'mon people, it's the Dragon King!

Will you draw me a seahorse battling a manta ray?

Is there anything you would like to be asked, other than "would you like this giant bag of money"?

Jiro
08-02-2013, 08:16 AM
If you could star in any game, which would you choose?

What is your favourite non-Final Fantasy game?

What song would you say is the theme song to your life?

What would you do if you saw them talking on the talkies?

What is your favourite compass direction?

Parker
08-02-2013, 03:16 PM
whats the best thing youve ever done for another person

Sephex
08-02-2013, 04:01 PM
How could you mention Polo Ponys and not mention your #1 biggest fan? :love::mad2::love:
Sorry. When our album sold 4 copies, I guess I forgot where our original fanbase was at!

Why aren't people asking you more questions? C'mon people, it's the Dragon King!
People hate me, I guess. :( That or the Dragon King ate them.

Will you draw me a seahorse battling a manta ray?
You have the bad luck of me answering this question at work. Maaaaaaybe later.

Is there anything you would like to be asked, other than "would you like this giant bag of money"?
"Would you like TWO giant bags of money?"

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If you could star in any game, which would you choose?
I would be in an EarthBound game. My power would be using drugs and alchol to enhance abilities. The player has to make sure I don't go overboard with my vices, but still use regularly enough to be effective in battle.

What is your favourite non-Final Fantasy game?
Mega Man 2.

What song would you say is the theme song to your life?
Talk Talk - LIFE'S WHAT YOU MAKE IT - 1986 - YouTube (http://youtu.be/9G42rmPvbbU)

What would you do if you saw them talking on the talkies?
I would walk the walkie?

What is your favourite compass direction?
North. Usually north leads to good things. Unless you make a film with that title.

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whats the best thing youve ever done for another person
I saved my mother's life.

Jiro
08-02-2013, 04:20 PM
Your Earthbound character sounds great. That's not a question, so uh, what is your favourite painting?

Sephex
08-02-2013, 06:26 PM
Your Earthbound character sounds great. That's not a question, so uh, what is your favourite painting?
Don't have one, but I found this:

http://drewbeam.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/wii-love-the-queen.jpg

Carl the Llama
08-14-2013, 03:48 AM
You are allowed to Marry, spend one night with and kill 3 final fantasy characters, who would they be and why?

Sephex
08-14-2013, 05:26 AM
You are allowed to Marry, spend one night with and kill 3 final fantasy characters, who would they be and why?

I don't usually think down this sort of path, but probably...

Marry: Rosa. Just seems like an easy to get along with person that would provide a stable relationship.

One Night: Adult Rydia. She can summon MY monster if you catch my drift.

Kill: THAT STUPID SLOW ENEMY IN THE ****ING BASEMENT OF THE SHINRA MANSION IN FFVII WHERE EVERY BATTLE ANIMATION IS AT LEAST 400 YEARS LONG.

Jinx
08-14-2013, 02:59 PM
Ying is sad now. :(

Sephex
08-15-2013, 03:07 AM
Ying is sad now. :(

**** that thing, man. I seriously try to run every time then groan as loud as a Bantha when its nutsack is lit on fire when he usually pulls off at least one long animation.