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Lesbian Seagull
02-23-2002, 03:05 AM
That's right, I'm back in time for <font color=#00e0ff size=+2>The 2002 Miss Eyes On Final Fantasy Pageant!</font>

Last year's winner was the lovely Dr. Unne. Do you think that you can outdo hi..her? Now's your chance.

To enter the Miss Eyes On Final Fantasy, provide the following details:

Picture
Name
Age
Interests
Turn Ons
Turn Offs
Favorite Food
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?)
Favorite Actor
Favorite Author
Favorite Color
Favorite Color of Smarties
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?
Ambition
Biography

For an example, here's mine:


<img src=http://www.eyesonff.com/miss_eoff/lesbian_seagull.JPG>
Name: Lesbian Seagull
Age: 21
Interests: Other Women, Running A Pageant
Turn Ons: Large Breasts
Turn Offs: Excessive Quantities Of Vomit, Great Steaming Heaps Of Excrement
Favorite Food: <s>Great Steaming Heaps of Excrement</s> Miso Ramen
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?): <a href=http://4.c.free.fr/anime/megami.html>Ah! Megami Sama</a>
Favorite Actor: Sam Neill
Favorite Author: Isaac Asimov
Favorite Color: Octarine
Favorite Color of Smarties: Blue. I Eat The Red Ones Last Because They Taste Like Crap
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Vanilla, it's the finest of the flavors
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: 9.81 m/s^2, straight down. I clipped the bugger's wings
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? Sore wa himitsu desu
Ambition: What do you want to do tonight?
Same thing we do every night, Pinky--TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Biography:
When Frederic was a little lad he proved so brave and daring,
His father thought he'd 'prentice him to some career seafaring.
I was, alas! his nurs'rymaid, and so it fell to my lot
To take and bind the promising boy apprentice to a pilot --
A life not bad for a hardy lad, though surely not a high lot,
Though I'm a nurse, you might do worse than make your boy a pilot.

I was a stupid nurs'rymaid, on breakers always steering,
And I did not catch the word aright, through being hard of hearing;
Mistaking my instructions, which within my brain did gyrate,
I took and bound this promising boy apprentice to a pirate.
A sad mistake it was to make and doom him to a vile lot.
I bound him to a pirate -- you! -- instead of to a pilot.

I soon found out, beyond all doubt, the scope of this disaster,
But I hadn't the face to return to my place, and break it to my master.
A nurs'rymaid is not afraid of what you people call work,
So I made up my mind to go as a kind of piratical maid-of-all-work.
And that is how you find me now, a member of your shy lot,
Which you wouldn't have found, had he been bound apprentice to a pilot


NOTE: PLEASE do not PM me any votes. I will let you all know when the voting starts. Which won't be until we have some candidates to vote for.

Sidenote: *waves shyly at Mik*

Shlup
02-23-2002, 03:09 AM
Does "Miss EoFF" have to not be a "Miss"? I forgot the rules.

Lesbian Seagull
02-23-2002, 03:12 AM
Miss EoFF should DEFINITELY be a "Miss"

Last year, I just didn't disqualify Unne because I thought it was funnier than...a huge, steaming mound of excrement.

Citizen Bleys
02-23-2002, 03:14 AM
I dunno who this 'Lesbian Seagull' freak is, but I'm already offended that I don't qualify
:joey:

EDIT: Apparently, I nead to learn the difference between *sticky* and *close*

*dies*

Danni
02-23-2002, 03:28 AM
Yeah you do. I was posting just as you closed it.. so my post didn't show up. ;_; Meanie. ;)

So... b..erm..Lesbain Seagull, when does our stuff have to be up by?

Pancaek
02-23-2002, 03:56 AM
I'm sorry if this isn't supposed to be posted here, but I wasn't told otherwise. It makes sense, though, so... yeah.

<img src="http://skye.homestead.com/files/moi.jpg">
Name: Nicole
Age: *sigh* 13... ;_; *is sick of hiding it*
Interests: Internet, EoFF, music, anime, graphic design, web design, etc, etc.
Turn Ons: Glasses, cuteness
Turn Offs: Scruffiness, generally being not cute
Favorite Food: Cheesecake
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?): Trigun
Favorite Actor: Movies = blah.
Favorite Author: Magaret Weis
Favorite Color: Green or black
Favorite Color of Smarties: Blue
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Crispy Crunch. *nod* Even better than the bar itself.
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: European or African?
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: I don't lick Tootsie Pops. I tend to suck on them, so I can't really count the number of licks if I'm technically not licking it at all, right?
Ambition: World peace. *nod*
Biography: i r 1337, plz. Vote for me?

Shlup
02-23-2002, 04:53 AM
http://shlupquack.20m.com/moiself.jpg
Name Mandee
Age 18 11/12
Interests I like cartoons, drawing, babies, and giraffes! [insert stupid giggle]
Turn Ons BJ, sex, and school glue
Turn Offs Hot weather, gas, and passive foreplay
Favorite Food Bread
Favorite Show Neon Genesis Evangelion/Futurama
Favorite Actor Johnny Depp
Favorite Author Margarret Weis/Tracy Hickman
Favorite Color PINK! AHH!
Favorite Color of Smarties Yellow
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream I prefer sherbert, thank you.
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow Skye-chan took my basic answer, so I'm just gonna say MROW.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? 2156. And, yes, I did count that.
Ambition To explode you. ALL of you.
Biography My boobs are real. Yup.


I noticed as I copied this from notepad for posting that Skye-chan not only stole the good answer for the unladen swallow question, but she also stole my favorite author. Skye-chan, I shall smite you!

Sakura Yume
02-23-2002, 06:15 AM
Ahem... *does stuff* Alright.. I was going to frame Scott for this one but I can't even get the image link for it cos of the copyright... Meh. I don't get this competition. Care to elaborate anyone? Eg, what's the point? :confused:

Shlup
02-23-2002, 06:26 AM
Just something to do, I guess, Tammy... We can't always just have "EoFF Member Awards" and "Name Tournaments" and stuff, so we have this too. I don't remember if there're special rules that really make it differ from anything else other than that you have to make a little profile...

Mikztsu
02-23-2002, 09:41 AM
Oooh, it's Lesbian Seagull!:love: You left us before I really even got to know you! Stay around this time, ok?;D

<i>I wanna fly away with you...</i>

About contest, I know this nice girl who lives near me. I try to get her to take some piccies with my webcam. She might look a bit masculine, but I guess that's only plus.;) I hope I can post for her before tonite.

Ashi
02-23-2002, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by Mikztsu
About contest, I know this nice girl who lives near me. I try to get her to take some piccies with my webcam. She might look a bit masculine, but I guess that's only plus.;) I hope I can post for her before tonite. <font color="cc99ff">
I <i>really</i> hope this is not what I think it is. ;_;. *Has a sick sick mind*.

I don't think I'll enter. I don't like uploading pictures. =P

Dew Drop
02-23-2002, 11:20 AM
<font color="pink">Picture = http://217.120.81.165/forums/Album/Tiffiekins2.jpg
Name = Tiffany Ling Lowell (Eng)
Rei Lingu Wei (Jap.)
Lingu doesn't exist in Jap. but my parents liked the name!
*Dies*
Age = 14 (15 in April)
Interests = Writing Poetry and novels, reading, drawing
Turn Ons = Spikey hair (longish) and glasses. Plus green eyes.
Turn Offs = Rude people.
Favorite Food = Rice
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?) = Escaflowne or The Simpsons
Favorite Actor = Sean Patrick Stuart
Favorite Author = J. R. R. Tolkein
Favorite Color = Blue
Favorite Color of Smarties = Red
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream = Toffee Fudge
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow = Come again?
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? = 21
Ambition = To become a good poet or author
Biography = I was born in Tokyo and then moved to America (Manhatten) til I was 2-3. I have lived in Scotland ever since with my Brother and three sisters.

Do I qualify?

Squally Leonharty
02-23-2002, 01:05 PM
Yes, you qualify. *crowns Tiffany* I hereby name you as Miss EoFF. *huggles*

*runs faaaaaar away* :p

I'd like to participate, but I don't think it'd be fair, since everyone loves me. *poses* *gets run over by the girls* *is being huggled*

Gosh... If that wasn't a dream... :p

Dr Unne
02-23-2002, 05:15 PM
*shakes his head*

You just watch your back Bleys. I still owe you.

Citizen Bleys
02-23-2002, 05:17 PM
Don't worry, Unne, I haven't forgotten about the ten bucks you owe me over that bet.

Dr Unne
02-23-2002, 05:19 PM
I was thinking more along the lines that I owe you a horribly bloody viscera-busting death.

Citizen Bleys
02-23-2002, 05:22 PM
Oh, don't worry about THAT little thing. You can keep it.

Kalen
02-23-2002, 05:31 PM
:love:Lesbian Seagull!!:love: Why haven't you returned my calls? :( That night we had so much fun...What happened?

Daryl
02-23-2002, 05:36 PM
Ah... why not?


http://bassyrs.homestead.com/files/hallgov.jpg
Name Becky
Age nearly 20 (Feb 28, 1982)
Interests Music, movies, Final Fantasy, pool.
Turn Ons Eyes, pool, fire, storms, Dragon Knights
Turn Offs Baby talk
Favorite Food Black olives
Favorite Show Friends, the old X-Men cartoon
Favorite Actor Ian McKellan
Favorite Author Robert Jordan
Favorite Color Purple
Favorite Color of Smarties Do they make purple? Purple!
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream Chocolate
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow Rawr.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? "A-one...a-twooo...a-three. *chomp* Three." Or so the owl told that little boy.
Ambition To be happy.
Biography I am Becky, therefore, I rock your collecitve world. Meow.

Ally
02-23-2002, 05:51 PM
Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret this later? :p

<b>Picture:</b> <a href="http://sillyally.homestead.com/files/002.jpg">Clickie.</a>
<b>Name:</b> Allyson
<b>Age:</b> 16
<b>Interests:</b> Reading, writing, singing, dancing... anything creative. :) And games, of course.
<b>Turn Ons:</b> Nice boys, chocolate, pretty eyes and smiles.
<b>Turn Offs:</b> Cigarette smoke, drugs, spam (...both kinds), liars, cheaters.
<b>Favorite Food:</b> Anything Italian.
<b>Favorite Show:</b> The Simpsons.
<b>Favorite Actor:</b> Um... *dunno* I don't watch a lot of movies.
<b>Favorite Author:</b> Robert Jordan. Yep.
<b>Favorite Color:</b> Purple or bloo... sometimes pink.
<b>Favorite Color of Smarties:</b> The pinkish ones.
<b>Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream:</b> Chocolate, of course.
<b>What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow?</b> Moof?
<b>How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?</b> I don't lick them; I suck 'em. *is aware of the many ways that could be twisted, yes*
<b>Ambition:</b> To win! ;P
<b>Biography:</b> I'm cool. Yup. *nods*

*edits*
Put in a new picture, just 'cause. :D

Cactuar2000
02-23-2002, 06:45 PM
w00t! Lesbian Seagull is back! </off topic>

Wolfboy
02-24-2002, 02:14 AM
Well, I'm not a female, but I do have a pic of myself dressed as one.. Don't ask.. can I still enter? :p

Shlup
02-24-2002, 03:37 AM
Hey, I've never seen a picture of Becky before. You're a real person and everything! Saucy. :roll:

Daryl
02-24-2002, 03:40 AM
Why, I am, aren't I? Awesifty. :p

Rampala
02-24-2002, 04:27 AM
Hrm, Gonna regret this...

<img src="http://pages.ivillage.com/gliderkitty//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/natalieandmuffin.jpg"> (You can decide whether I'm the cat or the gal. Hehe.)

<u>Name:</u> Natalie Rose

<u>Age:</u> Sweet Sixteen :love:

<u>Interests:</u> Flute, Music, Singing, Cats, Writing (prose, poetry), drawing, Graphic/Web design, EoFF, RPG's/Final Fantasy's, Baseball, Sailing, and (this is lame)-- Bowling

<u>Turn Ons:</u> scents (i.e. guys who where colone, I'm a sucker for a nice scent), glasses are cute, open minded, musician

<u>Turn Offs:</u> calling anyone but your child "baby"

<u>Favorite Food:</u> Sushi!! :D

<u>Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?):</u> The Simpsons/Red Violin (movie)/ Tenchi Universe (anime)

<u>Favorite Actor:</u> Anthony Hopkins or Robin Williams

<u>Favorite Author:</u> Daphne DeMuener or Edgar Allan Poe

<u>Favorite Color:</u> This Shade of Blue

<u>Favorite Color of Smarties:</u> White ones, don't know why but they taste the best

<u>Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream:</u> Mint Chocolate Chip... or Vanilla

<u>What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow:</u> 2473.9 RPM should weather conditions allow

<u>How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?:</u> The World May never know... Meh, 6 1/2

<u>Ambition:</u> to become a Professional Flutist and Author

<u>Biography:</u> Born and raised in L.A. (Santa Monica), Moved to New York about 1990, lived here ever since with My Mom and Dad (my parents are actually very cool), and My Two Cats (Muffin--one in the picture-- is about 12 now, and Cleo(patra) silly little Calico that she is will be 3 in April. New York is definately cool, and Snow rocks, but I'll always missed Los Angeles.

Cute&Dangerous
02-24-2002, 04:48 AM
http://angelgurl690.homestead.com/files/Picture_184.jpg

Name: Chauntell Dietrich
Age: 15
Interests: YOU
Turn Ons: strawberries and whipped cream, the song "Lovely much of coconuts" by Merv Griffin, n_n, YOU.
Turn Offs: Bad hygene, the colour green.
Favorite Food: raspberries
Favorite Show: Friends, Sienfeld, Stressed Eric
Favorite Actor: George Clooney
Favorite Author: J. R. R. Tolkien
Favorite Color: Grey.
Favorite Color of Smarties: Yellow.
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Cookies and cream
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: My dog smells like cat food.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? 0 and one bite.
Ambition: To live to see every tomorrow.
Biography: I'm Chauntell for thoes of you that are too slow to have grasped that concept already. I'm short and this the third time that I have had to type all of this out since my computer kept crashed so vote for me! ^_^

Sita Atis
02-24-2002, 06:00 AM
<img src="http://vds0.pinebluff.cc/~jweb/sita/sitainbathers.jpg">

This is the sexiest picture I could find.

Name Sita

Age 68
Interests Posing for the latest swimwear calender. ;)
Turn Ons Someone who makes me laugh! HAHAHHAHA... wait.. that wasnt funny. And someone who whispers nawty things in my ears and touches places you get the drift.
Turn Offs Farting and stinky smells. Boogers, poo and people who don't recycle!
Favorite Food the expensive kind. Money! um.. yes of course I eat money. Don't you?
Favorite Show Malcom in the Middle. You are so not the boss of me!
Favorite Actor The guy that plays Malcom on Malcom in the Middle. At first I thought he was a bit odd looking but now I think he's cuuute.
Favorite Author Amy Tan? Come on The Joy Luck Club was so good *sniff* Why did that mother have to die?? *cries*
Favorite Color blue.
Favorite Color of Smarties I don't eat smarties.
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream Vanilla, though caramel and chocolate ice cream is good.. but I only had that once with waffles.
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow *looks up what Unladen means
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll I've never had a tootsie roll, nor have I heard of it. *licks you instead*
Ambition To be the first person to fly. wheee! *falls flat on her face*
Biography

Sita was born in.. um.. 68 years ago.. or maybe just 20.. anyways the important thing was, Sita was born. There was much rejoicing everywhere.. or maybe just in the hospital.. wait.. I'm not sure I was in the hospital at the time *scratches head*.

68 years later.. or maybe 20, Sita sits in front of a computer. Sweating. Sweating greatly. For it is hot. Maybe even hotter than Sita.

<b>Edit</b>: Fixed your tags ~ C2K :)

Mahal Kita
02-24-2002, 06:19 AM
*sigh*

http://www.kraptastica.com/vb/attachment.php?postid=273544

Name: Paula...

Age: 10 (11 on 3/27/02)

Interests: Clarinet, guitar, music, internet, art, fanfiction, ps2 gaming, Final Fantasy.

Turn Ons: Intelligence, healthy-ness, spiky hair, maybe glasses, strong, kissable, honesty...

Turn Offs: Uncleanliness, bad temper, and... low IQ?

Favorite Food: Anything Filipino, Chinese, asian...

Favorite Show: Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, Bernie Mac, ect.

Favorite Actor: Frankie Muniz?*faints*

Favorite Author: Bruce Coville

Favorite Color: Purple... or a misty blue

Favorite Color of Smarties: purple or white

Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Rocky Road or just plain chocolate

What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: who knows?

How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: 91

Ambition: To grow into a successful person.

Biography: Born and lived in northern California until 1993(I would be 2). Was raised in Orlando, Florida until 1996. My family moved back to northern Cali again. I've lived there ever since. In the summer of 1997 I took a trip to Alaska, and came back. Then next summer, I went to south Cali and some of Mexico, and went back. The next I took a long trip across the US, which actually went into Quebec, then to Philidelphia, then back home(all those trips were by car, btw)... I don't want to really "regret" this, but vote for me?*voice fades*^^;

Shattered Chest
02-24-2002, 08:53 PM
http://www.itsmysite.com/jondy/images/0009.jpg
<b>Name</b> Hanne Sipilä
<b>Age</b> 18
<b>Interests</b> Sam loving Frodo, trees, farming, elves.
<b>Turn Ons</b> Make-up on men, Legolas in tights.
<b>Turn Offs</b> Meanness.
<b>Favorite Food</b> Tuna and rice.
<b>Favorite Show</b> MacGyver, Gummibears, The Moomins.
<b>Favorite Actor</b> David Duchovny, Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Harrison Ford.
<b>Favorite Author</b> J.R.R. Tolkien
<b>Favorite Color</b> Dark Blue, Pink, Purple, Silver, Green.
<b>Favorite Color of Smarties</b> Pink maybe.
<b>Favorite Flavour of Ice Cream</b> Chocolate-banana
<b>What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow</b> At times I almost dream.
<b>How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?</b> 36 would be my guess.
<b>Ambition</b> I want to have pretty children and put some tin foil on them.
<b>Biography</b> I used to run around naked when I was a child. I developed early and didn't wear any underwear. Then I got all freaky and shy all of a sudden. I was born in Finland.

Mikztsu
02-24-2002, 09:45 PM
My friend came over today whilst I was in EoFF, and she saw this thread and she wanted me to enter her in this contest. *shrugs* she took few piccies also.


<b>Picture</b> <img src=http://mikztsu.homestead.com/files/eoffgal.jpg>
<b>Name</b>: Carla-Mikaela
<b>Age</b>: 21
<b>Interests</b>: Guys, guys, guys and guys. Got it?
<b>Turn Ons</b>: Ghostraper, handcuffs, tingly pain...Tough handling stuff generally.
<b>Turn Offs</b>: Guys who are afraid to make the first move.
<b>Favorite Food</b>: Lollipops. *giggles*
<b>Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?)</b>: Sex and the city.
<b>Favorite Actor</b>: Vesa Vierikko.
<b>Favorite Author</b>: Tom of Finland.
<b>Favorite Color</b>: Red.
<b>Favorite Color of Smarties</b>: Smarties, Huh?????
<b>Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream</b>: Strawberry. =)
<b>What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow </b>: Look, I don't care what you guys are thinking, but my answer is still no no no and NO!
<b>How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?</b>: HUH?????+??+?
<b>Ambition</b>: Modeling and having fun. But I know when I have too much money I'll get bored and I'll settle down with nice muscular male.
<b>Biography</b>: I just don't know what to say. I have
HUGE b00bs (http://mikztsu.homestead.com/files/boobs.jpg), and I love hanging around malls and driving fast cars. I actually don't care what you guys think of me, I've got used to be called "whore" and "bitch", so I really don't care. Pffft. I'm just a girl with a dream, that's all.

Danni
02-24-2002, 10:23 PM
I'll get a more recent pic up when I get home, this is the best I have for now. *falls over*

<img src=http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/dannimakar/danni_shh.txt>
<a href=http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/dannimakar/danni_car.txt>New Piccie!</a>

Name: Danielle
Age: 19
Interests: Gaming, Art, Singing, Vampires, Elves, Concert going, Reading, anything else that catches my interest.
Turn Ons: Secksie vampires, blue eyes and dark hair, glasses, make up on guys.
Turn Offs: Ridiculous pet names, Overall meanness.
Favorite Food: Cucumbers, Cheese Fries, Chocolate covered strawberries in whipped cream. n_n
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?):
*TV: n/a
*Movie: Lord of the Rings
*Anime:Cowboy Bebop/ Ranma 1/2
Favorite Actor: Johnny Depp, Nick Cage.
Favorite Author: J.R.R Tolkien, Robert Jordan, Anne Rice *it's too close to call*
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Color of Smarties: The white ones.
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Strawberry.
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: Faster than one carrying coconuts.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? *suck suck crunch* Dunno, I suck them, then eat the tootsie part... No licking involved.
Ambition: Live forever, after I get bitten by an incredibly secksie vampire. :D If that doesn't work out, just being happy will suffice.
Biography: I'm cute, strange, and spiffy... did I mention I bite? *grins*

Kalen
02-24-2002, 10:33 PM
*saves Mik's b00bs to her hard drive*

Etienne
02-24-2002, 11:12 PM
I'm bored. So I'll enter.

Picture: Thorn The Witch-person (http://thornchan.tripod.com/halloween01.txt) (it's the most recent I could find *shrugs*
Name: Stefanie
Age: 15
Interests: Anime, Music, Animation, RPGs, Japan-schtuff, Shiny Objects, and Dance Dance Revolution
Turn Ons: Accents, glasses, particularly starry nights, and certain types of music.
Turn Offs: Rude-ness, ignorance, selfish-ness.
Favorite Food: Japanese curry, ramen, lasagna.
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?): Whose Line Is It Anyways?, Trigun, and The Violinist of Hameln.
Favorite Actor: Meg Ryan or Tom Hanks
Favorite Author: Vivian Vande Velde
Favorite Color: Black
Favorite Color of Smarties: White.
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip and Dulce De Leche.
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: African or European Swallow?
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: 568 (yes, I actually counted)
Ambition: Start my own animation studio or bend the world to my will. Take your pick.
Biography: I came into existance. I existed. I existed some more. I am currently still existing. Oh yeah and for some more obscure facts, I was born in Japan, am half-Japanese and somehow wound up living in California.

Shlup
02-25-2002, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by Mikztsu
<b>Picture</b> <img src=http://mikztsu.homestead.com/files/eoffgal.jpg>


Way too convincing/scary.

Sita Atis
02-25-2002, 02:04 AM
Mik .... you're very pretty *claps* :D

And nice chest too!

Alpha
02-25-2002, 02:22 AM
Some Shexy ladies here. ;)

Heh, Mik had to suck his stomach in for that shot.

Melted Snowman
02-25-2002, 04:54 AM
People, that's not Mik, it's Carla. Can't you read? :madmad:

;)

Mikztsu
02-25-2002, 01:45 PM
Yeah, Melty's right. *Ö_Ö*

I can't believe you people think that's actually me...X_x;;

Bannor
02-25-2002, 05:03 PM
Ahh... too many cute girls with long hair and glasses(what a turn on, glasses). And really sexy eyes. I like the C&D look. Kinda like that either I want you look or I want to kill you look. REALLY sexy. Damn my male gneder or I would run for this to. Maybe i could...

Ashi
02-25-2002, 07:45 PM
<font color="CC99FF">OhmeGosh, Mik. How... how could you! *Runs away crying*. ;_;

*Doesn't enter* =\.

Chemical
02-25-2002, 08:46 PM
You'll be sorry.. As soon as I get it together.. you'll all be sorry. >:D

Mad_Stavros
02-25-2002, 11:16 PM
Whoa!!!!!!

I've just joined this forum, and i didn't expect to find all these lovely ladies here. :love:

I think this one should win. :D

http://angelgurl690.homestead.com/files/Picture_184.jpg

I know you said votes wont start yet, but hey, sue me. :)

Tokki Wartooth
02-26-2002, 01:10 AM
<img src="http://members.asianavenue.com/tukyumi/cardpic01.jpg">
<font color=white>Picture: I'm on the right.
Name: Bunny Ding.
Age: 4 to the power of 2.
Interests: Writing, and hunting rabbits.
Turn Ons: Rabbits.
Turn Offs: Bubble Tea.
Favorite Food: Mmm...food...
Favorite Show: 24
Favorite Actor: Api Apparatoos
Favorite Author: Myself
Favorite Color: <font color=red>red
<font color=white>Favorite Color of Smarties: Don't they all taste the sa--ow.
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Rabbit flavoured.
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: 6.02x10 to the power of 23.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: 1.
Ambition: to not drop out of school??
Biography: When I was 4, I broke my arm. Then I watched "Today's Speial" on channel 3 and danced the macarena. A true story, my friends. A true story.

Ashi
02-26-2002, 12:08 PM
<font color="6699CC">Bah. *Deletes everything*.

Regreting it already. =\

chionos
02-26-2002, 06:33 PM
I swear, me and danni have so much in common it's scary

i think, if i was going to be a woman, i'd be a mixture between ble-lesbian seagull and danni.

i already know who i'm voting for, in any case. same person i voted for last year. i'm sure h-she won't let that happen this year though. it'd be redundant too. maybe i'll vote honestly this year. in which case anybody who likes anne rice gets my vote. i dunno though, mik is SEXAY as a goofy looking girly person.

Danni
02-26-2002, 07:48 PM
Yeah, Carla's a secksie secksie girly. ;)

Kilak
02-26-2002, 10:10 PM
*Shudders*

Mad_Stavros
02-26-2002, 11:35 PM
I know this is probably a stupid question,

but is there going to be a swimsuit section?

:D

Mikztsu
02-26-2002, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Mad_Stavros
I know this is probably a stupid question,

but is there going to be a swimsuit section?

:D

Not a bad idea, really.

If there's one, I'm sure Carla-Mikaela will be in.

Danni
02-27-2002, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Mad_Stavros
I know this is probably a stupid question,

but is there going to be a swimsuit section?

:D

O.o;; Dunno, they never mentioned one. *faints*

Daryl
02-27-2002, 12:37 AM
I say we do evening wear. I'm just dying to see Carla in a pretty dress. >=]

Danni
02-27-2002, 01:19 AM
Originally posted by Daryl
I say we do evening wear. I'm just dying to see Carla in a pretty dress. >=]

Now *that* I wouldn't mind. Bathing suit though.. no.. you'd all die. x_X

Silverlocke
02-27-2002, 04:27 AM
Originally posted by Daryl
I say we do evening wear. I'm just dying to see Carla in a pretty dress. >=]

Yeah..heheh...I'm...err.....not. :D

Shlup
02-27-2002, 07:55 AM
Evening wear or bathing suits, hmm... I'm thinkin' naked.

Daryl
02-27-2002, 07:58 AM
Mandee, stop and think a moment about what you typed in that prior post, and now of the people you're suggesting do that. Do you really wish that to occur?


(No offense really intended to anyone, yep.)

Shlup
02-27-2002, 08:21 AM
I was just thinking of you, bebbe. :love:
















:eek:

angel
02-27-2002, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Tatum
<font color="6699CC">Bah. *Deletes everything*.

Regreting it already. =\

i say she should post it again !

ASHIIII!!!! POST IT !

astromage1
02-27-2002, 03:04 PM
Whoa!!!!!!

I've just joined this forum, and i didn't expect to find all these lovely ladies here.

I think this one should win.



I know you said votes wont start yet, but hey, sue me.



buiety(yes thats how I spell it) is in the eyes of the beholder

Chaos
02-27-2002, 04:57 PM
Picture: <img src="http://nuttyvixen.homestead.com/files/span4.jpg">
Name: Elly L Something (The L stands for Lotsa Lurve) :D
Age: 14
Interests: Sports, Reading, Art, RPGs, Elves, Blood, Music, Nature stuff...
Turn Ons: <i>...you</i> Nice boys ;), some music, Deep starry, moonlight nights and various fluffy objects.
Turn Offs: The little power switch on my head, Control freaks, Liars.
Favorite Food: Anything Fruit or Veg or Meat bar chicken. No unhealthy stuff. Bar the odd chip...once a month :)
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?): The Simpsons, Harry Enfield. Any comedy.
Movie: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring.
Anime: Vampire Hunter D
Who Cares: Who does? If you do, please drop me a line.
Favorite Actor: Orlando Bloom.
Favorite Author: David Eddings
Favorite Color: Blood Red n' Black
Favorite Color of Smarties: Ooh, purple!
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: Rasberry Pavalova. Tis yummy!
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: X to the power of minus Y divided by the quantum dynamic motionspeed of a flatulent hippopotomus.
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: Depends who is doin the licking. Also factors to be taken into consideration are the location, mental state of the said person and age of the tootsie pop.
Ambition: To be a famous Artist. (fat chance) Or just sing in a band. (Also fat chance)
Biography: I'm happy. Very happy. Too Happy considering I'm in school. I was born in Ashford where I quickly made a name for myself by concussing a fellow play-school boy. I used a toy brick. Nothing much else happened until now where I've won the Miss EoFF award and I - - No wait...thats still to come. We'll be right back...*winning smile*

Chaos

Bannor
02-27-2002, 05:34 PM
Hey equla right for everyone, even males. I am here to represant the male minority. I WILL WIN !!!!(*insert evil laugh here) Give up, why I havent even begun to fight!!!!

Pic: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi2/bannor/Pic_of_me.jpg (sorry but you have to copy and past it in the url adress box)
Name(you want to know my name, soon you will be asking for my phone number): Michael James Green
Age(what the hell is this, an interagation):15
Turn ons(youd like to know wouldnt you): Blond hair, blue eyes, intellgence, personality, a little preppy, sense of humour.
Turn offs(the light switch hahahaha..no.): Liars, egostisctial maniacs, pepoples taht cnat tipe, parents
Fav food(whip cream, you whip me, I'll cream you): Lasgane
Fav TV Show: That would be either Samuria Jack or Outer Limits
Movie( Oh that porno with... what, not that kind of movie): Spaceballs or Princess Bride
Anime(you want to know everything dont you?): Either Fist of The North Star of Akira
Who Cares: What the hell kinda question is that? Well I care, and you should too.
Fav Writer(Alenita): Stephen R Donaldson
Fav Actor(ohh please, I bet you think I will say pamela Anderson): Pamela Anderson
Fav Color: Well I like the color Bluegreen
Fav Color of M&M's(dont have smarties where we live): Green
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow( what is this, Miss America Contest?): Slightly faster than a laden swallow
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?(ooh some one is getting kinky): However many YOU want
Ambition(prolly only serious one I will do): I really want to be a mechanical engineer and be a part time writer(I am more interested in writing though.
Bio: Was born in NY 1986. Moved to Oregon in 1989. Moved to Missouri 1990. Moved to germany 1991. Met best friend there. Moved to UK 1996. Met new set of best friends, difference? They RPG. They got me hooked on rpgs(of table top and video game style) 2001 oct 1 Moved to Idaho. December 19(i think) Signed up for this forum. Lived happily ever after.

Danni
02-27-2002, 05:39 PM
If memory serves me correctly, there was a Mr. EoFF contest last year. Maybe they'll bring that back again. *shrugs*

Bannor
02-27-2002, 05:48 PM
Well it is sooo hard to be in the minority. WE just want to be accepted. (we is me and that other person that wrote all those absolutely hillarious things before the answers) We just did it for kicks, but wouldnt it be funny if we won? Yes... one step closer to world domination...(*insert another one of those notorious evil luaghs)

Danni
02-27-2002, 06:10 PM
Hehe, I wasn't knocking you for it. :p If there is a mens' one, I just might have to find a sexy man friend to enter. >=P

Bannor
02-27-2002, 06:16 PM
Well u know there is a LOT of gay and bi people on these boards so we just might win.We know it is highly unlikely but oh well. We can always hope cant we. CANT WE??? YES!!!! WE CAN!!!! Power to the men, power to the men(*starts riot for men's rights)

Mad_Stavros
02-27-2002, 09:46 PM
Hey, people, r u really gonna do a EoFF men award thingy?

Cos that would scare the sh*t out of me.

But eventually, i would probably enter it. Just to show all you guys up.

:D

(Only joking, i'm an ugly twat)

Sita Atis
03-02-2002, 01:40 AM
Yeah let's do a mens one too! That's much more interesting... :D *gawks*

Citizen Bleys
03-02-2002, 02:07 AM
Anyone who wants to take up the business of counting votes can start a Mr. EoFF pageant. I'll enter :p

Sita Atis
03-03-2002, 08:50 AM
Counting votes isn't that hard. Come on let's start one!

Shlup
03-03-2002, 10:39 AM
So start one, Sita. Or I'll start it if no one else really really wants to. Just say the word.

Danni
03-03-2002, 04:35 PM
I finally got a new picture uploaded. Here it is...

<a href=http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/dannimakar/danni_car.txt>Clickie Clickie</a>

Sita Atis
03-04-2002, 01:00 AM
Okay you start one :D

Shlup
03-04-2002, 01:10 AM
Now or after there's a Miss EoFF? That is, if there ever gets to be another Miss EoFF *hint, Bleys*.

Daryl
03-04-2002, 01:15 AM
I'd say afterwards, Mandee. And if you need help with it, let me know. :)

Shlup
03-04-2002, 02:42 AM
Yeah, I was thinking after too. Alright, well at least that's set. All we need now it a Miss EoFF.

So all you guys that wanna enter this one, just hold off. There's one coming for you soon.

By the way, hot pic Danni. Rrowl.

Rampala
03-04-2002, 09:37 PM
Mind if I ask what's underway?
Are we going to start voting soon for the Miss EoFF so eventually will roll with the Mr. EoFF?

Mad_Stavros
03-04-2002, 10:21 PM
Yes, yes, let the voting start.

*waits patiently in front of keyboard*

Citizen Bleys
03-05-2002, 03:53 AM
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15496

Read the last part. Since I and Lesbian Seagull are one and the same, either someone else is going to have to take over, or this thing is on hold.

Daryl
03-05-2002, 03:58 AM
I can take over running it if (1) I'm told what exactly needs to be done and (2) you can trust my honesty in running it, despite the fact I've entered.

And if number two's a problem, I'll drop out of the contest. But I really have no idea how this thing works, I missed the last one.

Danni
03-05-2002, 06:12 AM
I trust you, Becky. :) I think, as far as running it goes, you just announce when voting begins, people pm the votes, and you count them. I'm not entirely sure if there's more than that involved, but that sounds about right. :)

Daryl
03-05-2002, 06:54 AM
All right, then. Voting will open Wednesday morning at 6:00 am CST, so submit your entry before then. Votes are to be PMed to me, and may be cast until Sunday at 8pm CST... I'll count and release results that evening, or Monday morning.

I'll edit people into the list if there are any more submissions.

The candidates:

Ally
Chaos
CuteAndDangerous
Danni
Daryl
harlequin
Minerva
ShlupQuack
Sita Atis
Skye-chan
Sorceress Faye
Thorn
Tiffiekins
Undying Angel
Yuffie de Leonhart

You can only vote once, obviously. :p

Also: Bannor, I disregarded your entry because Mandee (ShlupQuack) and I will be putting on a Mr. EoFF contest in the next couple weeks. Enter that one.

Mikztsu, I also disregarded your...friend's...entry because she's not an EoFF member. xP

Get those votes in on time, now!

Shlup
03-05-2002, 07:28 AM
Alright, Becky! I was gonna pick this up, but you got to it first. If you need help, let me know. Then we'll do the Mister EoFF.

Minerva
03-05-2002, 02:33 PM
*runs in breathless*

I'm not too late, am I? :(


Picture
http://liquid2k.com/minerva/me.jpg
(Not the most flattering pic of me but it's the only recent one I have online)

Name Julie Marie
Age 19
Interests Computer games, the internet, politics, languages
Turn Ons Blue eyes, nice silky hair ^_^
Turn Offs Dirt greasy hair
Favorite Food Pringles! Chocolate! Icecream!
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?) Neighbours (it's an Australian soap)
Favorite Actor Ewan McGregor
Favorite Author Jane Austen
Favorite Color purple!
Favorite Color of Smarties Green
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream Mint choc chip
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow A big ol' fancy number
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop? Umm.. 12?
Ambition To have lots of babies!
Biography I am at university, so I must be smart... yeah, uh-huh, that's right :D

Daryl
03-05-2002, 04:19 PM
No, Minverva, you're not too late. :p

*adds you to the Offical List of Candidates*

Mikztsu
03-05-2002, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Daryl


Mikztsu, I also disregarded your...friend's...entry because she's not an EoFF member. xP



Fine, fine >=\ >=/

...

What if I said that Carla and "Mikael" are both the very same person, and Carla is what I really am? Maybe Mikztsu isn't that "Mikael" guy from Finland afterall...

Daryl
03-05-2002, 08:39 PM
I'd just tell you to wait a few days longer and enter the Mr. EoFF contest.

However, if enough others think I'm wrong to not include "Carla", I'll reconsider.

Shlup
03-05-2002, 08:59 PM
Carla scares me. It reminds me of that time I went into "transgendered" chat and all the "ladies" were exchanging photos of themseves very poorly made up. *fear*

Mad_Stavros
03-05-2002, 09:02 PM
Soooo......has the voting started then?

Daryl
03-05-2002, 09:06 PM
Originally posted by Daryl
All right, then. Voting will open Wednesday morning at 6:00 am CST, so submit your entry before then. Votes are to be PMed to me, and may be cast until Sunday at 8pm CST... I'll count and release results that evening, or Monday morning.


Soon. :)

Mikztsu
03-05-2002, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Daryl

However, if enough others think I'm wrong to not include "Carla", I'll reconsider.

Nah, I guess I'll just give others a chance to win this one by not entering.=)

I just wanted to see this through with Lesbian Seagull, but she flew far away...<i>again</i>.:cry: :cry: :cry:

<i>"When will you fly back to me, oh Lesbian Seagull?"</i>

Mad_Stavros
03-05-2002, 10:31 PM
Righto.....

Expect my vote in the Private post.

Daryl
03-06-2002, 09:46 PM
All right, no more candidates will be accepted. Voting is officially open (and has been for some hours... but this is the first I could get the fora to work for me today >_<).

Remember, you have 'til this next Sunday at 8pm CST to get votes PMed to me. I'll count that night, and probably release the results on Monday morning.

Shlup
03-07-2002, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Daryl
Sita Atia

Sita Atis

No, that wasn't a vote. I just wanted to point out your typo in the candidates list publically because I'm a vindictive bitch... or something.

*doesn't vote*

Kairo
03-07-2002, 12:44 PM
carla is pwetty. really. *gets dark circles under eyes from nightmares*
but i still wanna see carla the babe in swimwear. *suffers excessive insomnia*

Daryl
03-07-2002, 05:18 PM
Gah, thanks Mandee... and sorry, Sita. >_<

Bannor
03-07-2002, 06:39 PM
So am I not in the contest. I could've been miss eoff. I dont want to to be Mister eoff D@mmit. I want recogintion.MORE POWER TO THE GUYS!!!!!!!!! MALE POWER!!!!!! OVER-THROW THE FACIST CHAUVINISTIC FEMALE RULE.

(*blows up from over inflated ego)

Daryl
03-07-2002, 10:43 PM
Er... sorry, Bannor. *dunno*

C'mon, people, I need some more votes! Keep them coming in! :D

Kairo
03-08-2002, 06:42 AM
evwyone is kyoot.

Shlup
03-08-2002, 06:53 AM
Thank you for the input, Rikku. *fear*

Daryl
03-08-2002, 03:18 PM
Please send more votes in. Don't be distracted by Proto's evail ScreenName contest. >=P I need more votes so that this, y'know, isn't a 10 way tie. *dies*

Burtsplurt
03-08-2002, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Daryl
Please send more votes in. Don't be distracted by Proto's evail ScreenName contest. >=P I need more votes so that this, y'know, isn't a 10 way tie. *dies*

Maybe you should add to the thread title so that it says "Voting Now Open".

*votes*

Daryl
03-08-2002, 07:17 PM
Not a bad idea, but I figured everyone who cared would notice. Oh, well. *does so anyway*

Rampala
03-08-2002, 08:19 PM
I think we need to get the "I'm Too Sexy" song uploaded, so all the contestants can strut. Hehe :)

Mahal Kita
03-08-2002, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by Sorceress Faye
I think we need to get the "I'm Too Sexy" song uploaded, so all the contestants can strut. Hehe :)

*fears the idea* *_*;

Daryl
03-10-2002, 01:52 AM
One day left to vote, people. So...um... vote! :p

Kami
03-10-2002, 05:03 AM
can i still sign up for the miss pagent thing? is it too late? oh i so wanna do this! sounds like fun!

Picture: hold on i needa upload it.... sorry if the picture is sorta blurry and messed up and itz geocities. -_-me (http://www.geocities.com/xxkami1004xx/me.html)
Name : American: Esther Kim(my name is uncommon) korean: Kim Kyung Sun
Age : i am 13!
Interests :cello, computer, games, jesus christ!, playing with friends, ect.
Turn Ons :guyz that look fine! umm... i guess kind people . i go for my specimen. :D
Turn Offs : guyz that are pimps.
Favorite Food: i luv everything!! i luv food period!
Favorite Show (TV, movie, anime, who cares?): anime shows such as tenchi muyo, outlaw star, um... dragon ball z?
Favorite Actor :hmm.. cant pick!
Favorite Author: people of the writers corner in eoff!
Favorite Color : yellow!!
Favorite Color of Smarties: white
Favorite Flavor of Ice Cream: vanilla
What is the Airspeed Of An Unladen Swallow: i.. dont.. know..
How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Tootsie Roll Center Of A Tootsie Pop?: 3! cuz mr. owl told me!
Ambition : to perfect my ability of drawing.
Biography: born and raised in gerogia, esther has lived a prosaic life and has had many experiences. uh right now im having some struggles with skool work. the classes i sleep in are, math and social studies. :D

Daryl
03-10-2002, 11:29 PM
I'm sorry, kami, you're too late. :(


I'm changing the deadline for votes due to the lack of votes I've been getting - I have some ties going on, I NEED more votes, people. Get them in by tomorrow at 7pm Central Time.

Kami
03-11-2002, 12:33 AM
aww man... i missed it... oh well.

Danni
03-11-2002, 02:41 AM
*pats Becky* I'd vote but ya know.. nah. *runs away*

Minerva
03-11-2002, 07:12 PM
I have an idea! Someone should make a small banner that the winner can put in their sig! ^_^

Shlup
03-12-2002, 01:11 AM
Only if Unne puts one in his sig. After all, he was the last Miss EoFF. ;)

He never changes his sig or puts any pictures in it though... wasteful.

Daryl
03-12-2002, 02:01 AM
Voting's closed; I'll be totaling up the votes now, and will post the tallies shortly.