Weird Things You've Been Told

[Laddy]

"I want to fuck your D&D character. Not you, but your character. She's hot."

"You look like a handsome Howard Stern."

"Are you Brazilian?"

Discuss. :colbert:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

"You have nice veins"

[LocoColt04]

Please tell me that was a phlebotomist who said it.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Please tell me that was a phlebotomist who said it.

No, but he does work in the health care profession (which requires him to give injections/take blood). Also, this was on the first date and now he's my boyfriend. :erm:

[Pike]

"You have a wee fat bum"

"You look like John Lennon"

"She's a wee nice girl, you can hardly tell she's American."

All of the above courtesy of Huxley's grandma.

[Cuchulainn]

"you walk like an Irishman"

[noxious.sunshine]

"You look like Carrie Underwood"
"You look like Kelly Clarkson"

seriously. Thanks, but no I don't. That was odd.

[Chris]

"You look bottom-ish".

I am so distressed by this.

[Faris]

"Are you the type of red head with a temper?" Something along those lines by a ticket booth man.

Usually I say the weird things :spin:

[Unbreakable Will]

"You look like Seth Rogan and Andy Samberg had a lovechild."

"You have a girly butt."

[Loony BoB]

I've been told by quite at least five people that I have nice hands and I genuinely don't get it. I've also been told by a few people that I have nice eyelashes. These are things I can't understand the attraction to, so yeah.

I can't think of anything else right now but I'm sure there are much, much more absurd things that EoFFers have said about me over the years. :stare:

[Calliope]

Pfft, says the guy who made his eoff profile picture of his eyelashes!

[Loony BoB]

Pfft, says the guy who made his eoff profile picture of his eyelashes!
It's an eye! On EYES on Final Fantasy! See also: Sig.

[Calliope]

Uhuh, uhuh, just you keep telling yourself that while the compliments continue to roll in, eh?

[Sephex]

Pfft, says the guy who made his eoff profile picture of his eyelashes!
It's an eye! On EYES on Final Fantasy! See also: Sig.

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[snacks]

"YEAH WELL YOUVE GOT A CARTOON FACE"

don't know really. pep was mad lol

[Shorty]

I was frequently stopped by strangers all throughout the west who told me that I looked like Avril Lavigne when I was a teenager.

[Pumpkin]

My friend Helena once told me I sound like a moose :stare:

I proceeded to beat her with a phone book.

Also, I apparently give weird compliments. Sharky was weirded out when my first compliment to him was that he has nice eyebrows. I also compliment him on his back and shoulders all the time and he thinks that's strange because apparently he isn't used to women finding those areas attractive. BUT I DO.

[Loony BoB]

Uhuh, uhuh, just you keep telling yourself that while the compliments continue to roll in, eh?
If I wanted a compliment I'd prefer they talk about something aside from my hands and eyelashes. :stare: What next? Elbows? Fingernails? Toe hair!?

[Mirage]

"You look bottom-ish".

I am so distressed by this.

It's true, though.

[Yerushalmi]

A close friend of mine once complained about how annoying her bra was, so I jokingly said that she should just stop wearing it. She answered, "Have you ever tried going without a bra for an entire day?"

I really had no idea what to reply.

[Pumpkin]

Oh I forgot this one.

If you were my sister, I would smurf you.

(He didn't say smurf)

[Sephex]

Guess I'll reply to this thread for real now.

An Uncle of mine had a pet peeve were he didn't like it when people fell asleep with socks on. So when I was spending the night at his house chilling with a cousin when we were kids, I started to fall asleep with socks on. He shook me awake in a panic telling me that if I don't take off my socks, they would eat my feet overnight.

[Shiny]

"You look like Donna Summers"

"You have chynadick"

Seriously wtf :colbert:

Basically anything weird that has ever been said to me was by an EoFFer and there's a lot more where that came from.

[yukina]

"You look German."

Let me tell, I look absolutely nothing like a German. Granted I have pale skin and am part-Spanish but I definitely look Asian.

[41-Inches-Wide]

"Are you a anime?"

[Yerushalmi]

"Are you a anime?"

What.

[41-Inches-Wide]

It's my 2D face.

[leader of mortals]

"You have the ass of a big black woman"

"The skin on your dick is so soft"

"Dude, one of these days, you're just gonna be sitting there, playing your video games, and, all of a sudden, some guy is gonna appear behind you, tell you everything is alright, gently stroke your cheek, and have his way with you, and that guy will be me, and you will like it."

We don't need to know these things. ~Shorty

Edit: Alright, fine, lets go with some things that are slightly less weird.

"You are such a cute crier. Like, you just look soooo sad!" -My girlfriend

"You snore so weird. Like, you sound just like my pug." -My best friend's girlfriend