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Jinx
08-01-2013, 01:50 PM
How Hipster Are You? Take the quiz to find out. (http://www.howhipsterareyou.com/)

I am so ashamed and disgusted in myself. :(

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa196/narcissisticprincess09/1302180072_zps9d8d5850.png (http://s198.photobucket.com/user/narcissisticprincess09/media/1302180072_zps9d8d5850.png.html)

Pike
08-01-2013, 02:00 PM
I got 41% and I think it's probably that high just because I wear glasses.

If they'd started asking questions about obscure video games I'd be way up there somewhere.

Slothy
08-01-2013, 02:02 PM
I got a 59%. I'm not really sure how.

comma
08-01-2013, 02:07 PM
I got 54%, but then some insidious corporate scam popped up and asked me to give them my facebook profile information, including my "public profile, friend list, email address, birthday, current city, and photos." No thanks.

The things that gave me hipster points were riding a bus, not drinking any of their awful drink options, knowing of bands you don't, and listening to vinyl.

Pike
08-01-2013, 02:11 PM
Yeah I didn't fit into any of the categories for a lot of those questions.

>What music do you listen to?
>Video game music is nowhere on the list

:colbert:

Shoeberto
08-01-2013, 03:05 PM
I'm so hipster that I can't even take the quiz because I deleted my Facebook.

Madame Adequate
08-01-2013, 03:29 PM
55% because I wear glasses and walk everywhere

I don't walk everywhere because I'm a hipster you chodes, I walk everywhere because wheeled transportation makes me crushingly carsick.

Aulayna
08-01-2013, 03:41 PM
45386

I was less Hipster before it was cool. Or something.

Denmark
08-01-2013, 03:48 PM
Yeah I didn't fit into any of the categories for a lot of those questions.

>What music do you listen to?
>Video game music is nowhere on the list

:colbert:

>you probably haven't heard of them
>super hipster

i was a solid zero for a while, but ended up at 57%. not surprising.

Jiro
08-01-2013, 04:18 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/infographics3.howhipsterareyou.com/2/0/7/1345260207.png

This quiz is stupid. I had to pick the "Job? What a conformist..." option because who the smurf dreams of being an office slave? They spelt the name of the band Phoenix wrong, which I will accept gets me some more hipster points. I got more points also for not eating couch food? I mean, what the smurf is that all about?

I hate this quiz. I'm probably even more hipster than it lets on, too, which is really sad.

EDIT: yeah and that fucking drinking question? I don't drink coronas so I went with martini because god I'm gonna at least try and score some James Bond points while lying.

Cloudane
08-01-2013, 04:44 PM
Yeah I didn't fit into any of the categories for a lot of those questions.

>What music do you listen to?
>Video game music is nowhere on the list

:colbert:

>you probably haven't heard of them
>super hipster

i was a solid zero for a while, but ended up at 57%. not surprising.

Pretty much the same here!

I was doing so well, and then the question about music came up. Boom - seems if you prefer game/TV soundtracks, you get massive hipster points!

56% here

Other odd things that affected it:

10% for not liking Martini, and I'm not a huge Corona fan either but out of the choice I went for that.. I wonder what it would've thought of Real Ale if it was an option!

Liking comfy jeans is apparently a little hipster

What's so hipster about "I'm hungry so I'll grab whatever's in the fridge" that it gives me +18%? :P

Raistlin
08-01-2013, 04:45 PM
30%. GTFO, you filthy hipsters.

noxious.sunshine
08-01-2013, 04:56 PM
56% ... Stayed at a solid 20% until the music thing came up.

Spuuky
08-01-2013, 05:40 PM
I get a 0% for refusing to take the quiz because it requires me to sign in using Facebook.

Psychotic
08-01-2013, 05:45 PM
I get a 0% for refusing to take the quiz because it requires me to sign in using Facebook.
Amen.

Sephex
08-01-2013, 05:51 PM
What is with people around your age and the word hipster? I don't get it. Do people not want to be hip anymore?~My Father

Shorty
08-01-2013, 06:33 PM
77%.

Tigmafuzz
08-01-2013, 06:49 PM
I get a 0% for refusing to take the quiz because it requires me to sign in using Facebook.

I guess I get a 0% as well for not even having a facebook in the first place. :(

Loony BoB
08-01-2013, 08:43 PM
I don't really get the word 'hipster'.

Agent Proto
08-01-2013, 09:31 PM
I get a 0% for refusing to take the quiz because it requires me to sign in using Facebook.

I guess I get a 0% as well for not even having a facebook in the first place. :(

:(

Mirage
08-01-2013, 09:46 PM
I'm not going to give an unknown "game" developer access to all my facebook data just to do a test. That's how fucking hipster I am.

Cloudane
08-02-2013, 12:33 PM
I don't really get the word 'hipster'.

Nor me, despite Googling. I thought it was something aimed at Apple users for a while.

I was expecting the quiz to enlighten me, but it failed spectacularly :p

Jinx
08-02-2013, 02:17 PM
No, Cloudane. Loony BoB knows what a hipster is, I just think he doesn't understand why they're called hipsters. :p

Loony BoB
08-02-2013, 03:18 PM
I do? It's a pretty American term as far as I know...

Freya
08-02-2013, 03:31 PM
http://www.howhipsterareyou.com/report/report.php?fbid=643040680&first_name=Kaycee&gender=female&score=54&answer=2

With those answers it's almost too easy to get "total hipster"

NorthernChaosGod
08-02-2013, 10:15 PM
That test was stupid. 20% though.

Polnareff
08-02-2013, 11:49 PM
How did the hipster burn his tongue?


................

..................He ate his dinner before it was cool! :tongue:

Spooniest
08-03-2013, 09:13 PM
I quit this quiz because too many of the questions didn't give me the choice that was the truth.

Does that make me a hipster among hipsters*?





I know it makes me a freak.

Yerushalmi
08-04-2013, 09:28 AM
I'm with those above who can't take the quiz because I don't have a facebook account. I deleted mine back in 2006.

Mirage
08-05-2013, 10:34 AM
Oh I have an account, I just don't give any "app" access to what's there, because screw that shirt.

Mercen-X
08-05-2013, 11:51 PM
I don't have a license mostly due to my eps. My pants are a mixed bag. I wear thin-rimmed glasses. I don't smoke, I "party." I'm willing to try anything with alcohol though I refused anything that smells like nail-polish remover. I've never wanted to have a typical job (still a struggling novelist). I snack on what I can find usually, but not everything appeals to me. I'll listen to whatever, wherever, whenever, but I despise people who blast their music. I like tattoos but have never wanted one for myself.

Spooniest
08-06-2013, 02:56 AM
I refused anything that smells like nail-polish remover.

Wish somebody'd told me that trick about two months ago.