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Yar
08-08-2013, 04:56 AM
Do you like being naked? When are you naked?

I'm naked right now :kakapo:

But it's really hot outside and I just walked a few miles. I'm all hot and sweaty. I turned on the a/c and I'm just gonna be naked for a little bit.

I usually don't like being naked a lot, but in certain circumstances I just want to be naked. Although to be fair, my house is always a pants-optional situation for everyone.

Formalhaut
08-08-2013, 05:04 AM
Damn it Yar this is a thread Chris would make. I was fully expecting Chris to finally go "screw it" and post a fully body nude of himself.

But to answer your thread, no, not at all. Obviously, in the shower or bath, of course, but you're talking to the person who until recently couldn't even go barefoot on beaches due to body image/self-awareness type problems. Heck, I don't wear shorts and I wouldn't dream of wearing a sleeveless top. The most skin I'd show is my bloody forearm.

I don't even like being topless, even if no-one could possibly see me. You can sort of guess my answer for nudity. :p

Rebellious Eagle
08-08-2013, 05:18 AM
I can't sleep with anything on my lower half. And during the summer, when no one is at home, I very rarely wear a full outfit. So I guess you can say I do enjoy being nude.

Mercen-X
08-08-2013, 06:45 AM
shower... sex...

I usually prefer to have something on. Sometimes, I get cold during summer and have to put a shirt on (the air conditioner is usually on... my shirt comes off, my shirt goes on, my shirt comes off...)
Sometimes I can't sleep if I'm so much as shirtless. I only know one moment in my life where the summer night was so forsakenly hot that my shorts were roasting me and I had to do a full disrobe to sleep through the night.
I don't even like being topless, even if no-one could possibly see me. You can sort of guess my answer for nudity.

Perhaps you're not being told often enough that you're beautiful, Form?

Chris
08-08-2013, 07:16 AM
Absolutely smurfing NOT.

I have class and dignity. Cannot have either, without clothes on.

Rostum
08-08-2013, 07:32 AM
I do miss my pants-off-Thursdays during summer...

Shorty
08-08-2013, 07:32 AM
Damn it Yar this is a thread Chris would make. I was fully expecting Chris to finally go "screw it" and post a fully body nude of himself.

He would be banned faster than you could say "Jack Robinson", I assure you.

Yep. Birthday suit on all the time at home. Can't sleep with anything on or I go crazy and do not sleep well. Also, I was in Portland in early June and there was a city-wide nude bike ride that went well into the wee early hours of the morning and nearly caused many accidents. I have never seen exposed body parts in a public setting before but let me tell you it's not as cool as you think. In fact, it's downright bizarre. (For every woman there were atleast six or seven men and nobody wants to see that.)

Tigmafuzz
08-08-2013, 07:46 AM
It's never a bad time to be naked.

Psychotic
08-08-2013, 07:53 AM
I used to until the court order. Well, I tell a lie, I was never totally naked. I always wore my Pikachu mask. Fucking closed-minded bigots....

Spooniest
08-08-2013, 09:04 AM
I always keep my clothes on, but not in bed. Gotta get in my underwears to sleep. I don't sleep naked, as I like to be able to get up at a moment's notice, in case of an emergency. Also, if I'm attacked in my sleep, I don't want to be naked.

Crazy-preparedness? You might say so.

Now, when I was married, that was a different story. If we didn't have anywhere to go or anyone coming over, we'd just lounge around in the buff without a care in the world.

I still can't figure out why my marriage was largely sexless.

Tmi, you say? In a thread about being naked?

Mirage
08-08-2013, 09:07 AM
I only wear clothes because society expects me to wear them, and for practical/santitary reasons. I'll walk around without clothes on whenever I can get away with it.

noxious.sunshine
08-08-2013, 09:19 AM
I... Have issues with being naked. I can take a shower and everything, but since my weight gain, my self-confidence has plummeted hardcore. And it's affecting my life in a bad way. Like, I have really nice legs below the knee, but then I also practically have flat foot and I have small feet, so it looks unproportionate - however you spell that. My calf muscles are actually really big.

When I was skinny, I felt better about myself somewhat, but I didn't ever feel confident enough to be naked in front of someone unless the lights were off.

Pike
08-08-2013, 10:31 AM
I'm naked when I take a shower or when I'm getting dressed and that's it. Clothes are comfy and soft and I look terrible without any on so why go without?

Loony BoB
08-08-2013, 10:40 AM
Our flat is like an oven, so

Night Fury
08-08-2013, 10:41 AM
I quite like my body. Yeah it's not 100% how I'd like it to be, but I've started eating a bit better and exercising a bit more. Love your body, you only get one. Treat it well, you only get one.

I don't *love* being naked enough to join a nudist club, and usually when I'm going out I cover up quite a bit - more so because I don't like my ladybits to be oggled at. In the house though, if it's hot I'm probably going to be wearing the shortest hotpants ever, and a string vest. For bed I'll go braless with a t-shirt most likely and just in my underwears - I need to wear knick knacks in bed. I just hate feeling.. fully nude in bed. Must have my knicks on at least!

Rantz
08-08-2013, 11:41 AM
Nudity is great, I give it a 4/5.

Pheesh
08-08-2013, 02:17 PM
I quite like my body. Yeah it's not 100% how I'd like it to be, but I've started eating a bit better and exercising a bit more. Love your body, you only get one. Treat it well, you only get one.

She's eating a muffin with peanut butter and vanilla ice cream on it as I type this.

Being naked is awesome in small doses but at the end of the day everything is just flapping about too much to be comfortable.

Pumpkin
08-08-2013, 02:22 PM
I like being naked to sleep. Otherwise it depends on how I feel I guess.

Denmark
08-08-2013, 02:22 PM
I enjoy being naked when showering/bathing, mid-coitus, and post-coitus. I won't typically just sit around naked, though I will go with no shirt and minimal pants. I just like my man pieces to be not dangling around all over the place.

Gzussaves
08-08-2013, 02:51 PM
I love being naked.. i tend to be naked whenever im at home and not expecting company.. the boys gotta breathe i say

Chris
08-08-2013, 02:54 PM
Horrifying beyond belief. Cannot unread.

Inferno
08-08-2013, 03:06 PM
I'm totally comfortable with my body, but I don't like to be naked at home (or anywhere else !), even alone. I have to wear boxers. I rarely sleep naked, mostly when I'm drunk and after having sex

Pumpkin
08-08-2013, 03:18 PM
Hugging naked while the person you're hugging is the greatest feeling. You aren't wearing the clothing yourelf so it's not too much, but you feel the cool fabric on your skin and it's just wonderful.

Jinx
08-08-2013, 03:57 PM
I like being naked okay, and I might walk around and do stuff after I shower or after sex. I don't really make a habit of it though, as it's only okay, not great.

I usually sleep in a sportsbra and underwear or topless and underwear. I've explained before that I have a fear of a spider crawling into my vagina while I sleep.

Jiro
08-08-2013, 04:21 PM
nah.

I like having clothes on.

I bought these stylish pieces of cloth so I better frigging wear them.

Nudity is weird.

CimminyCricket
08-08-2013, 04:52 PM
Although to be fair, my house is always a pants-optional situation for everyone.

Alright. :c) Giggity

I'm usually only naked for about 45 minutes before my shower and then after the shower clothes come on pretty quick. I don't like that I lose 10-15 minutes of my life in the shower, so before I finally get in the shower I'll walk around and maybe clean, have a bowl of cereal, browse the internet and then when Jasmin says, "Edward, I'm tired of hearing your balls slap against your leg. Go shower, stinky!" I go shower because I stink.

Cloudane
08-08-2013, 06:20 PM
I love being naked, unless it's cold. Don't exactly have a good body, so I wouldn't even go topless in public but if I can get away with it at home, sure. And then there are certain places on the internet, but let's not even go there.

Araciel
08-08-2013, 07:57 PM
fucking
showering
sleeping

sometimes swimming but only if no one sees

Pumpkin
08-08-2013, 07:58 PM
I read smurfing as surfing and I was like O__o

Araciel
08-08-2013, 07:59 PM
i meant surfing.

hang ten has a different meaning for me :jokey:

noxious.sunshine
08-08-2013, 08:15 PM
Horrifying beyond belief. Cannot unread.

Who are you and what did you do with Chris?

Seriously. Did aliens suck your brain out?

Sephex
08-08-2013, 09:29 PM
I don't mind it even though my body is terrible. During sex I have to be naked, but I can deal without it. I used to always sleep naked, but now it's random if I do or not. I don't mind my junk flying around because I find it amusing.

Mirage
08-08-2013, 11:31 PM
When I am going to stay indoors all day, I kind of tend to put on clothes only if I suspect my neighbours might be doing stuff outdoors.

krissy
08-08-2013, 11:39 PM
i was BORN nude

~*~Celes~*~
08-08-2013, 11:59 PM
I sleep nude a lot (Except in winter, too cold for that), nude for sex (but sometimes if we're in a hurry we won't take our shirts off or whatever) and I'm naked for showers but since we live with his dad, there isn't a lot of naked time.

Tigmafuzz
08-09-2013, 12:12 AM
i was BORN nude

Oh, you think the nudity is your ally. But you merely adopted the nudity; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the clothes until I was already a grown man. By then, they were nothing but STIFLING! Polyester and cotton blends are powerful agents, to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren't we krissy?

Parker
08-09-2013, 12:17 AM
im naked a lot and i do not care

Cuchulainn
08-09-2013, 01:03 AM
i like me mr grumpy & other pajama bottoms so i wear them. When it's hot I dont. I've no problem with nakedness but II've never felt the need to make a statement with it.

Cloudane
08-09-2013, 01:12 AM
I am uh, kinda late to the sex party, and actually was quite surprised by the thing of others not necessarily taking their clothes off (admittedly I have an extremely small sample) (by sample I mean number of experiences) (ok and that's not huge either) (dig dig dig dig dig how do I get out of this hole?)

noxious.sunshine
08-09-2013, 01:48 AM
What the hell are you even talking about?My ex keeps bugging me for nekkid pics. He's like "I'll give you $20 tho!"On the other hand, we -are- broke......

Pike
08-09-2013, 02:02 AM
http://data.whicdn.com/images/20228146/baby-chuckie-naked-nakey-rugrats-Favim.com-250718_large.jpg

You guys had better appreciate that I had to wade through Rugrats porn pics on Google Images in order to find this

noxious.sunshine
08-09-2013, 02:23 AM
Hahaha rugrats porn. You liked it.

Raistlin
08-09-2013, 03:28 AM
http://data.whicdn.com/images/20228146/baby-chuckie-naked-nakey-rugrats-Favim.com-250718_large.jpg

From the mouths of (cartoon) babes.

I am naked all the time when I can get away with it. Whenever I'm in my room and it's not too cold, I'm naked. You freaks and your hot, constricting clothes. They are a necessary evil, not something to chain yourself to even in private.

Chemical
08-09-2013, 03:52 AM
When I saw this thread I thought to myself... "surely Raistlin..." and of course, there he is. There all of he is.

Formalhaut
08-09-2013, 04:32 AM
You guys had better appreciate that I had to wade through Rugrats porn pics on Google Images in order to find this

How many government blacklists did you get yourself on Pike?

Shorty
08-09-2013, 05:12 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/03bb8a18bc5dd59a1ce1fecc01b77829/tumblr_inline_mpwbt6yYpr1qz4rgp.gif

Mercen-X
08-09-2013, 08:20 AM
On an unrelated note, ever since the Blind Date thread, I picture Sam naked... despite not knowing what she looks like. :shifty:




On an even less related note, I once convinced my girlfriend to lounge around naked through the apartment (I wore gym shorts, nobody likes seeing guy parts) only for a few minutes. She got cold
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To anyone who knows I live with my parents: they weren't home.

qwertysaur
08-09-2013, 09:02 AM
The only kind of nudity that is bad is when you wear only the skin of others.

Mercen-X
08-09-2013, 07:39 PM
"IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!"

Formalhaut
08-09-2013, 07:57 PM
On an unrelated note, ever since the Blind Date thread, I picture Sam naked... despite not knowing what she looks like. :shifty:


After seeing this, Sam just took out a restraining order.

Shiny
08-09-2013, 09:22 PM
No I don't like being naked because I am always cold. I am currently wearing a hoodie and yesterday a sweater.

Spooniest
08-09-2013, 09:36 PM
I don't think it's been too prominent, but I've seen at least one person say that they're naked when they have sex. Isn't that a bit of a foregone conclusion?

Barring fetish porn, who balls with their clothes on? It just seems impractical.

Jinx
08-09-2013, 10:11 PM
On an unrelated note, ever since the Blind Date thread, I picture Sam naked... despite not knowing what she looks like. :shifty:




WHAT

Mercen-X
08-09-2013, 11:52 PM
I don't think it's been too prominent, but I've seen at least one person say that they're naked when they have sex. Isn't that a bit of a foregone conclusion?

Barring fetish porn, who balls with their clothes on? It just seems impractical.

Impatient people usually don't ditch their threads to do the dirty. The night I lost my virginity for examplethe passenger seat of a car stinking of cannabis... it wasn't even a date.

Shorty
08-10-2013, 12:02 AM
Let's not confuse a nudity thread with a sex thread.

Quindiana Jones
08-10-2013, 01:51 AM
I lost my anal virginity whilst watching the Spice Girls Movie.

Bunny
08-10-2013, 02:05 AM
I lost my anal virginity whilst watching the Spice Girls Movie.

Yea, the price of movie tickets is outrageous.

Mercen-X
08-10-2013, 07:07 PM
... I would not have made that connection.

TrollHunter
08-11-2013, 03:26 AM
Ever since I started exercising and developed a better personal body image I go in the buff/close to it quite frequently. Though it's not super often as I absolutely love the feel of clothes. I also almost always sleep with clothes on too as it just feels better. I feel awkward for some reason if I sleep in the nude.
So, in summary: I'm comfortable being nude and its not infrequent that I am, but on the other hand one just cant deny the comfort of clothes.

Psychotic
08-11-2013, 08:24 AM
What the hell are you even talking about?My ex keeps bugging me for nekkid pics. He's like "I'll give you $20 tho!"On the other hand, we -are- broke......I'll give you $38.17 but you have to be eating ham and have the words "The Pride of Denbighshire" written on your arm in cursive.

Shiny
08-11-2013, 06:39 PM
What in the hell

escobert
08-12-2013, 12:20 AM
I'm almost always cold so I prefer to be clothed.

Shiny
08-16-2013, 04:38 PM
I just remembered I've seen you naked.

:(

Rebellious Eagle
08-17-2013, 06:13 AM
Well, I live in a dorm room now, so I can't just run around naked anymore, you guys. This upsets me.

Mirage
08-17-2013, 10:05 AM
Yes you can.

Synoptikal
08-17-2013, 10:14 AM
I like being naked. My cross to bear for having a sex addiction I guess.

Formalhaut
08-17-2013, 01:58 PM
I like being naked. My cross to bear for having a sex addiction I guess.

I imagine Syn found the heat simply too much.

Synoptikal
08-17-2013, 04:32 PM
I like being naked. My cross to bear for having a sex addiction I guess.

I imagine Syn found the heat simply too much.

...I wish I had thought of saying that now.

Mercen-X
08-17-2013, 05:32 PM
I'm a skinny teapot... three more words... here is my handle... grab my handle.

Spooniest
08-17-2013, 05:41 PM
"My dog's got no nose"

Cloudane
08-18-2013, 02:21 AM
How does he detect scents?

Spooniest
08-18-2013, 03:54 AM
He is not proficient at it

Unbreakable Will
08-18-2013, 07:18 AM
Being naked around the house is still new to me, just got my own place two weeks ago and I have to say I love having the option!
So yeah, I'm naked most of the time I'm home, my unbreakable junk enjoying the fresh air.

Jiro
08-18-2013, 06:10 PM
Well, I live in a dorm room now, so I can't just run around naked anymore, you guys. This upsets me.

Yeah what Mirage said. You don't have to keep your clothes on, it's coo'.

Rebellious Eagle
08-18-2013, 06:27 PM
Well, I live in a dorm room now, so I can't just run around naked anymore, you guys. This upsets me.

Yeah what Mirage said. You don't have to keep your clothes on, it's coo'.

But my dorm is coed. :(

Unbreakable Will
08-19-2013, 12:36 AM
I dont see the problem here. :colbert:

Formalhaut
08-19-2013, 12:47 AM
ITT: EoFF members try to persuade young college girl to strip off in front of male dorm-mates.

The Man
08-19-2013, 02:43 AM
Yeah, what the hell is wrong with you guys? You should be trying to persuade her to strip off in front of us. :monster:

Rebellious Eagle
08-19-2013, 02:53 AM
People here are already trying to get me naked and I haven't even gone to a frat party yet. Crazy.

Jiro
08-19-2013, 02:58 AM
Why should you let other people affect your state of being? DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO BE WHO YOU WANNA BE YEAH

ZonkoTony
08-19-2013, 03:16 AM
I don't like ever being naked for any reason. It's too gross for me. Too gross.

Fonzie
08-19-2013, 09:47 AM
I have seen you naked and vice-versa. :colbert:

Cloudane
08-19-2013, 05:30 PM
WHO YOU WANNA BE YEAH

At the littlest pet shop you and me~

Mercen-X
08-23-2013, 07:45 AM
PERVERT

NorthernChaosGod
08-25-2013, 09:58 PM
People here are already trying to get me naked and I haven't even gone to a frat party yet. Crazy.

They were probably trying earlier, but were more subtle, this is the Internet.

Mirage
08-26-2013, 12:22 PM
Sort of related. I went skinny-dipping with some friends for my first time ever a few days ago, and it felt really great. Really want to do it again!