This is my...BOOMSTICK!!

[Spooniest]

Or, the Ash-isms thread.

[Pike]

This isn't a World of Warcraft thread? :(

[Spooniest]

I'm doing this from memory. Doubt all you want.


Yeah.

Now, listen up. This (indicates shotgun) is my...BOOMSTICK!! This is a 12-gauge double-barrelled Remington. It has a walnut stock, and a hair trigger. You'll find this baby in the Sporting Goods department. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

YA GOT THAT?!?

Now, I swear, the next one of you primates...even...TOUCHES me...

AAAAAAAGGGHHH!!

(Ash whirls on the monster that has climbed from the pit, and unloads a shotgun blast into it, knocking it back into the pit)

[Mirage]

Army of darkness 4 lyf

To demonstrate how much I like it, here is a picture of my living room wall. https://www.dropbox.com/s/z48hfr99oqnv5vc/2013-08-12%2016.06.17.jpg

[Shorty]

Boomstick, definitely xD I just saw this for the first time the other week with Vivi!

also

http://24.media.tumblr.com/caef435de2143c7d57e272869b761cef/tumblr_mf6989cb5c1r2rp2eo1_250.gif

[Slothy]

I just saw this for the first time the other week with Vivi!

I'm on a mission to civilize. :)

Well, I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

[Yerushalmi]

Good.... bad.... I'm the one with the gun.

[Araciel]

Groovy

[Spooniest]

It's a trick -- get an axe.