Let's Play: Little Sister - The Sims 3

[Jinx]

Haha, am I coming back to life? xD Or am I a ghost?

[Night Fury]

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Shorty cleans up TB. Into a bin bag.

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Then puts her in the trash.

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Then cries about it.

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For quite some time.

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And Mulley does the same...

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He's so upset.

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His true love has been taken away.

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BoB and Noxy - also devastated

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Psychotic - pretty nonchalent.

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"OH GODS WHYYYYY?!?!?!?"

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Noxy attempts to confide in Psychotic

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"Aint nobody got time for that."

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But he has all the time for this.

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Formy checks out a showering Shorty

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Shorty talks to herself.

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Then flirts with herself.

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Then argues with herself.

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Psychotic still doesn't care

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Formy seems to be praying

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Crazy face.

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A hot cup of tea will sort you out babes.

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But not those waffles. Those waffles are rotten.

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Oh? Psy is upset at last!

[Jinx]

I hope I'm a ghost and just scare the shit out of all the sims.

And damn right they better be mourning me.

[Night Fury]

THE SOMETHING-STAR BEDSIT!

So I decided the housemates needed a treat.

So I built them a basement bedsit! Wooooo!!!

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Pretty sexy, private bathroom

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Double beds ;)

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A top-quality kitchen!

Dreams do come true!

Now, I'm leaving whichever housemates end up in here completely to chance. As in, the first three housemates who come down to check it out will be staying IN.

What about the rest of the housemates?

The other four housemates who DON'T get to the bedsit... They will be the four housemates up for EXECUTION.

You better hope your favourite comes to the bedsit, or they might suffer a similar fate to TB.


That's all for today.

Little Sister


;)

[Pheesh]

Let me just point out that Locky laughs to herself in the most evil way while she watches all of these sims get tortured. During TB's death she was giggling in the most horrible way and even cheering on the flames. I can't believe you all trusted your virtual selves to her!

[Loony BoB]

I already know who I want out next, so hopefully that Sim doesn't walk in there. :shifty:

Catching up with Little Sister is like watching your favourite TV show. YOU JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. MORE MORE MORE.

[Slothy]

Let me just point out that Locky laughs to herself in the most evil way while she watches all of these sims get tortured. During TB's death she was giggling in the most horrible way and even cheering on the flames. I can't believe you all trusted your virtual selves to her!

I'd be doing the same thing to be honest. In fact, I was cheering on the execution and calling for blood in chat last night.

[Formalhaut]

My Sim praying seems pretty apt given the situation. Not sure about him watching Shorty shower. That seems pervy to the max.

I damn well hope my Sim is curious enough to not be executed. With only four housemates up for it, I've got a more than likely chance of getting burned.

[Shorty]

Locky, have you been speaking to my therapist?

[Formalhaut]

I already know who I want out next, so hopefully that Sim doesn't walk in there. :shifty:


BoB is cold. He has a ordered list as to who he wants burn to death next.

[Loony BoB]

I just know who I find entertaining in all of this and who I don't! It's nothing personal... I actually thought these people would be way more entertaining. :(

[Formalhaut]

I really couldn't really say anyone who I thought had to go, but then I love everyone and want them to live :p

[Loony BoB]

Oh, yeah, for sure. Although if them going lead to replacements coming in, I might be more keen on their deaths. ;) With Boobs out and the three dudes down at the nearby hotel, it's a bit of a sausagefest kicking on. Need more ladies for me to fail to woo.

EDIT: Tara, any chance you could post screenshots of the little 'friendship' bars which show how much you like or dislike each of the other characters? :D I'd be interested to see who are best friends and so forth. Shame Boobs is already dead before I got curious about this, I bet Mulley and her had their hearts on. :D

[noxious.sunshine]

This went from Little Sister to Battle Royale.

Wait.

Does that mean there really -is- a Sims Locky hiding out somewhere?

[Flying Mullet]

When will someone start pumping out babies?

[Psychotic]

Is it wrong that I got turned on by the idea of burning Sam to death and throwing her in the trash? :excited:

Also I love that I blew off a grieving woman just to go make out with a tranny.

[Formalhaut]

When will someone start pumping out babies?

Me and Shorty have got that covered Mulley.

Although, because I think at the time of us getting groovy in the Love Shack, there was the maximum of eight Sims, the fertility rate was probably zero. Because there simply wasn't enough room for the tyke. Now that there's only seven Sims, and WhoHooing will probably have the standard chance of conception.

Probably.

[Shorty]

:stare:

[Jinx]

Does WooHoo bring babies in this game, or just kissing?

[Flying Mullet]

When will someone start pumping out babies?

Me and Shorty have got that covered Mulley.
Hop to it, baby mama!

[Shorty]

http://media.tumblr.com/cce9c9a0c65eb37fd36595f3421cc583/tumblr_inline_mr65q4QAJk1qz4rgp.gif

[Agent Proto]

Formy is livin' up to his new alter-ego courtesy of me.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly48v7rKGx1qiuor5o1_500.gif

[LocoColt04]

Oh man.

So I found this thread last night but didn't look.

And I just spent the last 40 minutes laughing myself out of my chair. I literally had to walk away a couple times. Locky must be LOVING this. <3

[Formalhaut]

Formy is livin' up to his new alter-ego courtesy of me.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly48v7rKGx1qiuor5o1_500.gif

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

[noxious.sunshine]

Formy is livin' up to his new alter-ego courtesy of me.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly48v7rKGx1qiuor5o1_500.gif

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Embrace it Formy. Embrace it.

[Formalhaut]

​NO.

[Denmark]

Fogellhaut

[Shauna]

lol

[noxious.sunshine]

haaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Night Fury]

ICEGLOW VISITS THE LITTLE SISTER HOUSE

The third and final housemate from the Unhappiness Motel goes to visit the Little Sister house.
He doesn't really do much.

He just talks about Psychotic.
(I didn't even make him go to Psy, he just made the biggest beeline for him.)

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Ello dere, my names Iceglow.

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Wait a minute. Nah wait a minute, I can smell a BIRD.

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Hello dere darling

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I'm Shteve how ya doing dere?

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You know, let me tell you this story abaht me

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I know dis guy called Pauw

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Now me and Pauw go way back when you know

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Pauw Pauw Pauw

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....And dats how me and Pauw met

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But Pauw likes to twoll me wiv dis other dude called Huxley

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What do you mean you don't like my double denim?

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So yeah this one time me and Pauw

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Oooh yeah I tell you what giz a kiss dawlin

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What do you mean you're in love with Pauw?

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Don't you want me? I have slept with... wait for it, over 100 birds! Pauw hasn't even.. he hasn't even seen a bird!
Wait.. I'll be right back

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Oh fank gawd.

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Oopsy. Hehehehehehehehehuehuehuehuehueheuheuheuheuheuhe

[Night Fury]

COMING UP

Who makes it to the Basement Bedsit?

There's WooHooing galore, cheating, and fighting.

and

A new romance blossoms!

[Loony BoB]

xDDDDDD

Aaahhhh, I can't wait to find out who makes it there. x_x

[Slothy]

More real than the real Steve.

[Night Fury]

THE BASEMENT BEDSIT - WHO MADE IT?

(There was absolutely NO interaction with the Sims. Whoever went in first was then a member of the Bedsit, and therefore exempt from tomorrow's execution)

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Waiting...

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Oh?

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IT'S BOB!

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Could Shorty and Mulley be following in his footsteps?

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Oh... no, just a game of frisbee!

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Noxy?

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Nope, she's building a bonfire.

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AAANNNND Noxy is the second housemate into the Bedsit!

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With Shorty going for third, followed by Mirage.

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Too late Mirage.

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Shorty!

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What the fuck Mirage? GET OUT.

SO THERE WE HAVE IT!

Loony BoB
Shorty
Noxy

All exempt from EXECUTION

This means I will accept nominations for the following housemates only.

Psychotic
Flying Mullet
Formalhaut
Mirage

Please wait until the end of today's catch up before PMing in your nominations!

Little Sister

;)

[Loony BoB]

I sent you a PM, but it wasn't a nomination, more of a, uh... suggestion. :shifty: I might happen to send an almost identical PM later, obviously >_>;

Also: Safe! *does a little dance* ...well, as safe as one can be in a room with Shorty and Noxy. :erm:

[Night Fury]

With the 3 housemates now safely locked into the Bedsit, let us take a look at the events that followed.


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Formy is cleaning again...

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Dishing out some nasty looks too

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BoB is finally attempting to attain a skill point.

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Psychotic is also reading this morning. I'm still utterly confused about that t-shirt. I have no idea where it came from.

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Mirage flirts with Mulley

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Which makes Psy very displeased indeed.

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Formy nearly clogs the toilet.

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But breathes a sigh of relief that he didn't.

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He also has a go at fixing that broken shower.

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But it's just not happening

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Mulley to the rescue.

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Yeah, that's how you fix a shower - in gym clothes.

[Loony BoB]

Mulley knows all about the showah.

[Night Fury]

PLEASE NOTE THAT ANYONE WHO SENDS IN A VOTE BEFORE THE END OF THE EVENT CATCH UP WILL HAVE THEIR VOTE DISCOUNTED.


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Mulley doesn't walk to bed - he 'extreme jogs'

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Shorty has a bit of buttcheek hanging out.

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Now that Noxy and BoB are.... kind of alone, he's trying that flirting business again.

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They're getting along really well

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He talks to her about computers.

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And she sings 'I'm a Little Teapot'

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Sleeping peacefully

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Formy loves waffles

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Psychotic is a bit insane this morning

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He's getting all up in Formy's grill

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What is he doing?

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How is this going to play out?

[Jinx]

Haha, Psy's face is great! xD

[Loony BoB]

<Psychotic> What do you mean, you don't like Mallrats!?
* Psychotic jabs Formy in the chest aggressively.

[Night Fury]

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Psychotic - The man with the rubber face

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Oooh. Face off...

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"I'm warning you bro. I know Ka-ra-taaaay"

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...

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And here it comes.

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BITCHSLAP

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FIIIIGHT!

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Formy opens up a can of whoop ass.

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And leaves Psy wishing he hadn't messed with McLovin'

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Damn right.



Tensions are soaring in the house right now.

[Loony BoB]

Aahahahaa, Psy got beat up by Formy, this is an amusing turn of events.

[Night Fury]

MEANWHILE IN THE BEDSIT

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Shorty is doing her creep act again

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But she realises BoB is actually asleep.

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Even though he sleeps with his eyes open....

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It's getting... hot in here.

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They're really starting to warm up to each other.

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They'll even share a bed without complaining.

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(Obligatory Short mirror freak pic)

[Loony BoB]

I like to think that I'm just pretending to sleep and that my face is that way because I am positively terrified of Shorty.

EDIT: Wait, in that hug pic... who the hell is the blonde in the speech/thought bubble? o_o

[Night Fury]

THERE'S A NEW ALPHA MALE IN TOWN....

And his name is Potter, Harry Potter. I mean McLovin.. I MEAN FORMY!

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So, after beating up Psychotic, Formy takes his prize. The lovely Mirage.

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And apparently motorboats the shit out of her

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"Mmm yes, boobies."

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She gives him a massage on the landing...

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And then they're in bed.

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And well... You know what happens next ;)

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Which doesn't please Psychotic too much.

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But it's okay... Formy can just beat the shit out of him again.

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"KAPOW. PUNCH. KICK"

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Smackdown.

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Even Mulley is running away...


So. Much. Testosterone.

This will not end well, will it?

[Jinx]

Formy's wearing a suit, and he's also the only male Sim to have gotten any WooHoo. But with two different girls! That minx.

[Night Fury]

HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING LUCKY....

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I feel kind of bad for Shorty, she has to watch this...

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How did this even happen?

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I'm starting to realise what's going to happen next...

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It's coming (hahahahahahaha geddit?)

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WOOHOO

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Two happy campers.
(Shorty is throwing up somewhere)


So, there we have it.

You can now send in your votes!
Remember, it can only be one of the following:

Mirage
Psychotic
Formalhaut
Flying Mullet

[Jinx]

Apparently the videotaped themselves WooHooing?

[Night Fury]

WAIT

There is something else to vote for. As you have now seen all 3 housemates from the Unhappiness Motel, it's time to vote on which one you'd like to move into the Little Sister House.

Vote via PM for:

Rantzien
Cuch
Iceglow


Thank you and goodnight!


Little Sister


;)

[Jinx]

This one is a toughie! I vote Cuch.

[Night Fury]

Votes via PM :)

[Loony BoB]

omigosh, that is a seriously hard decision. :stare: Nude Man, Offensive Man or... or... Steve?

EDIT: A couple of things. Why does it show a breaking heart when people hook up? Also... oh sorry Noxy I forgot the condom HOW MANY BABIES DO YOU HAVE ARE THEY READY YET???????? I HAVE ASPIRATIONS DAMMIT.

[Jinx]

omigosh, that is a seriously hard decision. :stare: Nude Man, Offensive Man or... or... Steve?



To be fair, if you vote Steve, you're getting the other two as well...

[Loony BoB]

That's certainly one way of looking at it! Although naked Steve is most definitely not the same as naked Rantz.

Made my vote anyway!

[Slothy]

Formy is quite the playa.

[Loony BoB]

Am I right in saying that everyone has got some action now? I can't remember if Boobs and Mulley ever properly got it on.

[Denmark]

Also: Safe! *does a little dance*

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lol i got to it before pike did

[Psychotic]

<Psychotic> What do you mean, you don't like Mallrats!?
* Psychotic jabs Formy in the chest aggressively.I love the smell of commerce in the morning.

Also I am voting my own smurfing Sim out what a god damn pansy. In the last Sims he went around beating the smurf out of everyone. I say everyone, he only really fought women, but that isn't the point.

I encourage you all to vote him out to spare me further shame and humiliation.

[Flying Mullet]

I encourage you all to vote him out to spare me further shame and humiliation.
I smell reverse Psychology...

[Psychotic]

You probably just smell your own urine stained underwear, old man. I voted for Psychotic - ask Locky. :p

[noxious.sunshine]

omigosh, that is a seriously hard decision. :stare: Nude Man, Offensive Man or... or... Steve?

EDIT: A couple of things. Why does it show a breaking heart when people hook up? Also... oh sorry Noxy I forgot the condom HOW MANY BABIES DO YOU HAVE ARE THEY READY YET???????? I HAVE ASPIRATIONS DAMMIT.

This is gonna turn into John & Kate Plus 8, isn't it?

Also: HAHAHAHA Formy! This is a side of you I've never seen before!

[Denmark]

This is a side of Formy that no one, not even he, has seen before.

[LocoColt04]

I absolutely love all of this. Votes incoming!!

[Mirage]

i am so turned on right now

[noxious.sunshine]

*Dies*

You -would- be, Mirage.

[Formalhaut]

Just got on-line for the FIRST time today. And I am shaking my head disapprovingly at Formy at all bits besides defending myself against that bully Psychotic.

I'm going for PONTUS. My Sim would probably freak out and commit suicide if exposed to Cuch for too long a time.

I'll send in my nomination now.

[Shorty]

Formy, you little tramp. You're worse than Mirage!

also what the shit, how are my asscheeks hanging out! I was wearing a perfectly modest dress earlier!

[Slothy]

Stay classy my friend. ;)

[Mirage]

Wanna go again, Formy? You're not worn out already, are you?

[Agent Proto]

Definitely livin' up to his alter-ego.

[Formalhaut]

Definitely livin' up to his alter-ego.

Is this like a Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde scenario playing here or something?

[Agent Proto]

Definitely livin' up to his alter-ego.

Is this like a Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde scenario playing here or something?

There's no other explanation, is there?

[Flying Mullet]

Formy x Mirage MLT Get Together Winter 2013?

[Slothy]

Shorty MLT get spurned by her pretend lover and murder him and his new doll in a fit of blind, murderous, rage fueled insanity.

[Flying Mullet]

BoB MLT end up in the hospital after trying to light his farts on fire.

[Shorty]

Formy x Everyone MLT Get Together

Permission requested to change his set to Zapp Brannigan.

[Loony BoB]

Mulley MLT save BoB

[Formalhaut]

Formy x Everyone MLT Get Together

Permission requested to change his set to Zapp Brannigan.

Who?

EDIT: Googled. Oooooo smurf.

[Shauna]

Formy x Everyone MLT Get Together

Permission requested to change his set to Zapp Brannigan.

Who?

:stare:

[Shorty]

My heart.

[Slothy]

My heart.

I'd try to piece yours back together but I'm struggling with mine at the moment.

Also, my head exploded which is just making everything more difficult than it needs to be.

[Loony BoB]

What the hell, man, how did you not know who Zapp Brannigan is?

[Shorty]

We are now doing Futurama sets and I am giving myself permission.

[Formalhaut]

I've seen Futurama guys, don't worry I'm not a complete inept. Not seen it in bloody ages though.

[Shauna]

Not knowing who Zapp Brannigan is though... I don't know if we're going to be able to be friends anymore.

[Formalhaut]

Not knowing who Zapp Brannigan is though... I don't know if we're going to be able to be friends anymore.

I knew who he was! I just forgot about him. That's why I went "Oh smurf" because I know his reputation in the series XD

[Shorty]

>formy's sim

http://t.qkme.me/35xe0t.jpg

[noxious.sunshine]

hahahahahaha

[Flying Mullet]

Five minutes later...
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again...

[Shorty]

Who's Kif in the house? Can it be BoB?

[Slothy]

I think it has to be BoB.

Unless Cuch moves in.

[Shorty]

I'm Leela and Nox is Amy. IT ALL WORKS OUT BECAUSE WE'VE ALL BONED

[Flying Mullet]

Psy would probably be Bender.

[Shorty]

Steve is Fry. This is amazing.

[Jinx]

I'm Nibbler.

[Flying Mullet]

No, you're dead.

[Jinx]

Then I'm Fry's Dog.

[Loony BoB]

Who's Kif in the house? Can it be BoB?
Uh, excuse me, Psy. Didn't you see what Formy did to him? Formy just checks out my junk. I don't know what that makes me...

[noxious.sunshine]

hahaha Woo! I'm the weird Asian lady.

[Shorty]

Who's Kif in the house? Can it be BoB?
Uh, excuse me, Psy. Didn't you see what Formy did to him? Formy just checks out my junk. I don't know what that makes me...

Psy doesn't really have a Kif personality.

[Psychotic]

Yep, you're Kif, Towns. And you're Pycelle/Lancel. Deal with it.

[Loony BoB]

Don't make me turn you purple again. >=(

[Shorty]

Dude, Kif is adorable. He's the best one.

[Jinx]

Plus aren't you Sim dating Noxy? It all works out.

[Loony BoB]

Dude, Kif is adorable. He's the best one.
You know people who don't take crap? Kif is like... the polar opposite of that. xD I'm a huuuuge believer in saying what I think and standing up for myself.

[Shorty]

I know, but he's just such a little sweetie! I want to give him a big hug!

[Loony BoB]

I know, but he's just such a little sweetie! I want to give him a big hug!
I know, I'm not saying he's bad, I'm just saying that I'm nothing like him. :( I'm more... the kind of guy who tries to be Zapp but ends up being Fry.

[Psychotic]

There's a difference between standing up for what you believe in and having a whine when everyone on the internet says you are a cartoon character you don't want to be. And agreed with Sarah, Kif is p. awesome.

[Loony BoB]

There's a difference between standing up for what you believe in and having a whine
Furthering my "tries to be Zapp, ends up Fry" belief. :(

[Night Fury]

Hey guys

Had a reallly busy day yesterday and I was a bit ill towards the end of the night with a migraine, I got about half of the update played through, so it will come today.

Sorry for the delay!

[Agent Proto]

Let's get on with it! I want to see some McLovin' action!

[Shorty]

Careful, Jeffie, or you're next.

[Jinx]

GOD TARA HOW DARE YOU HAVE A HEADACHE BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS PLEASE MY GOD

I'm sorry you were feeling unwell, and I hope you're feeling better now. :) I know we all missed the update, but only because they're so damn amusing. Keep up the good work. <3

[Night Fury]

I will try and do something extra special (or extra mean) for the voting task and execution to make up for it :D

[Agent Proto]

Careful, Jeffie, or you're next.

How can I be next? I don't even have a Sim!

[Shorty]

Do you think the walls of Simdom can contain Formy? The man's an animal!

[Jinx]

There goes Formy, sticking his dick in everything.

[Night Fury]

EXECUTION RESULTS

PSYCHOTIC

YOU HAVE BEEN NOMINATED FOR EXECUTION.

[Night Fury]

WARNING: DISTURBING IMAGES TO FOLLOW


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"Why the hell is Steve still in my bathroom?"

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Goodbye Psychotic! You were a wonderful housemate and you will be missed!


:(

[Loony BoB]

Queue traumatic faces. Will Formy be sad, too!?

[Psychotic]

DROWN YOU PANSY :colbert: You have brought shame to a proud Sims legacy.

[Night Fury]

THE HOUSEMATE REACTION


47087
Formy gets into bed, unphased

47088
Everyone else is sleeping

MEANWHILE

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Grim appears!!

47090
Psychotic begs to be brought back to life

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"Please sir!"

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"I beg yoou!"

47093
But he somehow manages to possess Grim

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Is he going to use this new physical form to take out revenge on a housemate?

47095
Nope... Just going to watch TV then.

[Night Fury]

NOW FOR THE EVENTS

47096
Shorty is straight on the phone to call up the winning housemate!

47097
While BoB cries over Psychotic

47098
And Mulley seems to do the same

47099
IT'S PANTZ!!!

47100
Who is greeted by BoB

47101
And then by everyone

47102
It's a bit overwhelming for the crazy Swede

47103
Especially when they all start crying about Psy

47104
And Shorty hastily puts the moves on him

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And he's all like "no way sister!"

[Night Fury]

47106
Formy is getting really handy

47107
And he fixes the broken sink with ease

47108
But still weeps for the loss of his... bitch.

47109
Things seems to be getting worse with these ladies

47110
Even an apology from Noxy doesn't ease anything

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Poor thing

47112
She just wants to start over really

47113
But all she gets is a dodgy look

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Eyebrow....

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Glare

47116
Mirage blows a mocking kiss at Noxy

47117
Only for her to pretend vom

47118
So the 2nd fight breaks out

47119
And it looks like Noxy is going to lose this time

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Yep.

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Poor Noxy

[Night Fury]

47122
The man of the house is also able to fix the dishwasher

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And BoB has passed out

47125
Mulley and Mirage flirt

47126
Kind of oblivious to an unconscious BoB

47127
Oh wait, there we go. They've seen him.

47128
Noxy tries to comfort BoB

47129
But he just shrugs at her

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And yells. It's just not Noxy's day

47131
Mirage takes a look at Mulley

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A real good look

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And then again while he takes a bath.
(Peeeeeeeeerv)


You may notice that I have redecorated the bathroom. I actually split it into a 'Girl' and 'Boy' bathroom. You may think this is nice, but they've lost two toilets and a bath...

[Night Fury]

LITTLE SISTER - THE MAKEOVER EDITION

I give the girls a much needed haircut!

47134
Shorty is passed out, only a few feet away from her bed.

47135
Mulley is eating a lot of sausage

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Mirage gets a ponytail with some hot pink tips and highlights.

47137
BoB is trying to gain some Charisma skill!

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Shorty gets a red hot, GoT style hairdo!

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And Noxy also gets a sophisticated new do!

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The two ladies look at each others new hair

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But I don't think Shorty is too impressed with Noxy

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And just shouts her out of the room! Ouch!

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And Formy just watches Mulley sleeping.


It seems everyone just shouts at each other in the house :(
Where is the love maaaaan?

[Quindiana Jones]

I don't think I can follow a Let's Play of a house that isn't covered in piss.

RIP Psy. :(

[Psychotic]

So I possessed Death just to watch TV? Sim redeemed.

[Night Fury]

FORMY HAS A NAUGHTY REPUTATION


47153
Noxy discovers a planet

47154
And calls it 'Myanus'
What? I couldn't think of anything funnier...

47155
Formy sees an unconscious BoB

47156
And stares at him. Very creepily *shudder*

47157
Get up you fool!

47158
And Pantz is officially a 'roomate'!

47159
Formy eyes up BoB's sausages

47160
And I gave him a creepy makeover to match his 'Naughty Reputation' that I kept getting notified about.

[Night Fury]

47161
Oh look! It's the ghost of Psychotic

47162
Who seems to be angry at the bathroom for some reason

47163
He just keeps staring at the bath with hatred.

47164
And he's going upstairs...

47165
He possesses the lamp and wakes up all of the housemates in that room

47166
Then gets bored of that

47167
And goes for a nap in the other room

47168
Which Mulley is delighted by

47169
He also tries to befriend Noxy

47170
Much to BoB's distaste.

No sign of the ghost of TB yet...

[Psychotic]

BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

[Night Fury]

47171
Pantz is first to rise and is making himself some tasty breakfast

47172
Whereas Mirage and Shorty are getting friendly

47173
Gossiping and everything.

47174
But Shorty isn't quite ready for flirting with her.

47175
Mulley and BoB share a moment

47176
And I decide to change up Formy's brain. I give him:
Evil
Genius
Computer Whizz
Handy
Neat
(What? He still has to clean okay?)

47177
He's already practicing out his 'evilness'
47178
Now now, what could this mean for the house?

[Night Fury]

A WEDDING AND TWO FUNERALS

Pantz is currently an NPC in the house. To make him playable he has to 'Move In'. The easiest way to do this is to marry him off to one of our lucky Little Sister housemates. Who should it be? I'll let you decide!

And well, I'm sick of these housemates having a jolly good time. I want to execute two of them.

YES.

TWO.

BUT. You voters may still only vote for ONE housemate to be executed. The housemate with the most votes will be executed first, and the housemate with the second highest count of votes will be executed second.

As a new housemate, Pantz is EXEMPT from execution. Votes for Pantz will not be counted.

PLEASE DO NOT DISCUSS VOTING IN THE THREAD

Please use this format for your voting
MARRY:
EXECUTE:


I will now accept votes.

Thanks!


Little Sister


;)

[Formalhaut]

Oh what, this evil Formy is even MORE inaccurate than before. :(

[Agent Proto]

Ah, McLovin' shows his true side after all.

[noxious.sunshine]

Wanna get a lick of this lovin?


Hey my new hair is pretty rockin.

I think Forms breaks stuff on purpose so he can have something to do.

Weirdo.

[Shorty]

I love the catfights between Mirage and Noxy. Mirage is undoubtedly my favorite Sim.

also ahahaha psychotic as the grim reaper

[Jinx]

Mirage makes the most fucked up faces, I love it. <3

[Night Fury]

Still needing more votes!

[Jinx]

VOTE OR DIE

[noxious.sunshine]

Ok Puff Daddy.

[Flying Mullet]

I'll admit, I'm going through Sims withdrawals.

[Jinx]

She just said "Fuck it" and killed all of us.

[Shorty]

Like a kid with a magnifying glass looming over an ant colony.

[Formalhaut]

I'll admit, I'm going through Sims withdrawals.

Nnnngh... mraaah...oorrrrr... need more Sims...

[Pheesh]

I'll admit, I'm going through Sims withdrawals.

Nnnngh... mraaah...oorrrrr... need more Sims...

I don't usually think about sims right after I've taken a painful shit, but to each his own.

[Flying Mullet]

I don't usually think about sims right after I've taken a painful shit
Then you haven't lived!

[Jiro]

I'm going to think about Sims while on the toilet now, thanks a lot. ~ambiguous tone~

[Agent Proto]

What a tragic ending for this experience. It's rather beautiful.

[Pheesh]

She is doing another one tonight I believe, she's been busy running around job hunting lately, and I just bought a new music toy that I need my PC to use, so I haven't been letting her use it for Sims >.>

[Psychotic]

I dreamed I played EoFF Sims but there were like 20-30 Sims in the house and they were all running wild, stealing shit from each other and also one of the Sims was a Moogle but the Moogle was walking around naked but then he realised this and everyone laughed at his shame.

This thread is clearly entirely to blame. Well. I don't know what the fuck caused the Moogle.

[Jiro]

So we should be lynching Happy Noodle Boy for delaying proceedings! Also, Psychotic, your subconscious, man, it's fucking weird.

[Psychotic]

Weird, but good.

[Night Fury]

I've tallied up the votes and I am playing right now! update tonight!!

[Formalhaut]

so I haven't been letting her use it for Sims >.>

Give him death! Let him burn! Make him die! He must pay for his crimes!

[Loony BoB]

:excited:

[Night Fury]

LITTLE SISTER RETURNS TONIGHT!!!

WITH THREE PARTS!!


ONE WEDDING

ONE FUNERAL...


ONE MORE FUNERAL....


Stay Tuned




;)

[Night Fury]

47251
Mirage gets her flirt on again

47252
And the newly evil Formy doesn't seem to be too impressed

47253
Rantz acts all bashful while Mirage blows him a flirty kiss

47254
"Come here you Swedish delight..."

47255
A first kiss... (Or you know, kiss 1004749 for Mirage)

47256
Uh... Oh...

47257
Mirage is getting told off again!

47258
Rantzien is getting shouted at

47259
It's about to go down...

47260
SLAP


Only a snippet of the drama that you will see tonight.


;)

[Jiro]

Mirage is such a whore but all conflicts are resolved with a little more WooHoo

[Night Fury]

47261
The ghost of Tifa's Boobs makes an appearance!

47262
And she's after a shower. I don't blame her, being burnt alive would make you want water.

47263
And BoB comes for a chat

47264
Formy's up to something

47265
Dat goatee

47266
Oh god. He wants to stab Noxy!

47267
He goes in for an argument with Mirage.

47268
FACE OFF NUMBER 1987398493874873 of Little Sister

47269
So much staring.

47270
Creepy Shorty is creepy.

47271
But she just walks into a wall.

47272
Noxy and Mirage appear to be patching things up.

[Night Fury]

47273
Snap snaaaap

47274
Umm, technical difficulties.. SAY CHEESE AGAIN

47275
Oh god... WHAT IS THIS?

47276
It's a no. Mirage has been cockblocked by Iceglow

47277
TV Time!

47278
All of a sudden it's Formy's birthday!

47279
Everyones all up in his grill

47280
BoB is doing some strange raindance

47281
And all of a sudden Formy is surrounded by weird lights. I'm then told he's now an 'Adult'. Great.

47282
BoB is trying so hard to be Rantzien's friend.

47283
And I just have no words to describe this one.

[Night Fury]

47284
Loony BoB is also having a birthday

47285
And he celebrates it in the dirty bathrom

47286
He does the magic aging thing, and all of a sudden, he's an old man.

47287
A grumpy old man.

47288
Mirage and Rantzien are in bed

47289
And just...

47290
Loony BoB has 'old man jarmas'

47291
The lovers are spooning

47292
And WooHooing

47293
Again.

[Night Fury]

ONE FUNERAL

You voted: Flying Mullet and Loony BoB


47294
Into the super incinerator they go

47295
And Mulley is the first to catch fire

47296
But he self-extinguishes

47297
But... his arse is still on fire

47298
For a while. Owiee

47299
BoB is no help

47300
And now he's on fire

47301
Mulley is so... shocked.

47302
Ach no!

47303
Goddamnit Mulley! Stop the heroics at once!

47304
It's futile. This old man is gone.

47305
Even if he does continually try

47306
BoB down.

47307
Mulley to go.

[Night Fury]

47308
So, without showing you EVER screenshot. Mulley has now put out over 7 fires.

47309
He just won't DIE

47310
He's invincible

47311
Fire? Not in this incinerator

47312
He's getting a bit hungry though

47313
And annoyed

47314
He's put out another 3 fires.

47315
Mulley becomes an OLD MAN before he dies in the incinerator

47316
Swag

47317
He even puts out a fire with ease

47318
Fuck you fire.

47319
But..

47320
Hunger gets the best of him

47321
Le gasp

47322
Goodnight Mulley. :(

[Jinx]

Mulley is so bad ass.

Also, those first few pictures of Formy yelling at people for being promiscuous...that's the Formy we know!

[Formalhaut]

No, Mulley and BoB! :(

[Night Fury]

ONLY FIVE REMAIN

Noxy
Shorty
Mirage
Formy
Rantzien

But... There's a surprise in store.

47323
MIRAGE IS PREGNANT

47324
Look at that maternity wear

47325
Formy insults the unborn child, implying that it will be brainless!

47326
And that's the straw that broke the camels back for their friendship

47327
Mmm. Sausage.

[Night Fury]

47330
With a bun in her oven, Mirage needs to put a ring on it

47331
So she proposes for the second time.

47332
Rantzien is shocked

47333
But he accepts the ring

47334
And looks positively delighted

47335
WOOP


47336

[Formalhaut]

As an aside, is it possible to turn aging off? If this was Real Life Big Brother no Housemate would turn into an old man/woman that quickly!

[Psychotic]

Jesus christ this is like non stop drama to the face.

RIP Iron Mullet, you were one tough motha.

[Night Fury]

THE WEDDING

47337
Cuch and Iceglow show up

47338
and the pair get married, besides a trash bag, and surrounded by sausage

47339
This is all a bit... weird

47340
Just what even?

47341
Aww

47342
That old man... is an aged Cuch. I don't really understand it either.

47343
Get ready...!

47344
You may now kiss the Bride

47345
YEY

47346
Confetti and everything

47347
It's all just so... lame?

47348
Mirage is over the moon

47349
Where is she going? To get the party started inside?

47350
She runs off like there's no tomorrow

47351
And away she goes to bed

47352
Snooooore

[Jinx]

You can always count on Rantzien to make honest women out of his baby mamas.

[Denmark]

but only AFTER he gets them pregnant.

[Formalhaut]

A shotgun wedding if ever I saw one, surrounded by dirty plates and by the garbage can.

[Slothy]

A shotgun wedding if ever I saw one, surrounded by dirty plates and by the garbage can.

That wedding was greasy as fuck I tells ya.

[Jinx]

You can always find Iceglow near a trashcan.

[Rantz]

Best wedding I've ever been the groom at, I'll tell you that much. 8-)

[Shorty]

A midnight garbage wedding! Cheers to the happy couple :love: Mirage, you keep him in line!

WHO GETS THE FUNERAL

[Jinx]

Mulley and BoB died. xD

[Shorty]

ohh jesus christ, how did I miss an entire page of this

[Flying Mullet]

You were creeping into walls, we're not judging you on intelligence...

[Shorty]

My character is an enigma and is no reflection upon the person whom it is based upon.

:shifty:

[Flying Mullet]

My character is an enigma and is no reflection upon the person whom it is based upon.

:shifty:

I disagree. :colbert:

Mulley is so bad ass.

[Slothy]

My character is an enigma and is no reflection upon the person whom it is based upon.

:shifty:

In real life she creeps into doors.

[Shorty]

Wrong.

Just into any sort of jutting-edge furniture or accessory that will later cause a protuberance once I bump into it.

[Slothy]

Could be worse. I regularly cut my fingers with modeling knives (scalpel sharp those things) and get super glue on my skin. Sadly the super glue never manages to cover the cuts. :roll2

[Jiro]

Mullet is goddamn magnificent. I am sad he is dead but he went in the most EXTREME way possible; fighting fires and trying to defend BoB until his very body gave out.

Also does anyone else think Iceglow is enjoying the wedding a little too much?

http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-gaming-discussion/47348d1377779557t-lets-play-little-sister-sims-3-2013-08-29_00149.jpg

No Steve we don't want your 'home made confetti' shooting everywhere.

[Jinx]

You know, it's fucking sad that such an amazing Sim who could endure to the end died of something as lame as HUNGER. Mulley deserved better.

[Shorty]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-R3Rz_hD5NHQ/TVr3ZdG6OnI/AAAAAAAAAZc/Ok9Ii27dGQo/s1600/The_Royal_Tenenbaums_669.jpg

with the correct name and dates, obviously

[Loony BoB]

Fire Flex Friends dance together, play with fire together, die together.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hardly. You died well before he did. Pansy. :p

[Loony BoB]

I always was efficient.

[noxious.sunshine]

Mirage is gonna be on Maury Povich looking for the actual Baby Daddy.

B-Rock & The Bizz comes to mind...

B-Rock & The Bizz - My Baby Daddy - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfhsXlNf4XI)

[Jiro]

I always was efficient.

Interesting way to look at it.

[Quindiana Jones]

Yeah, I've always pretty efficient in bed.

[Flying Mullet]

Yeah, I've always pretty efficient in bed.
What up minute man! *high five*

[Iceglow]

You can always find Iceglow near a trashcan.

Didn't know I'd been around any Geordie girls lately...

[Formalhaut]

You can always find Iceglow near a trashcan.

Didn't know I'd been around any Geordie girls lately...

Are you trying to get Locky to put you in the incinerator Steve? :p

[Shorty]

Oh, that's the easy way out. Surely she's much more creative than that.

[Formalhaut]

Oh, that's the easy way out. Surely she's much more creative than that.

Yes. I'm sure she has something up her sleeve :plotting:

[Slothy]

Drown him. Or have him fix a dishwasher while the floor's wet.

[Jinx]

I personally think you should put every garbage in a room and then have him go in there and suffocate in garbage smell.

[Iceglow]

Now now, I never even brought up the garbage thing! Still in the name of comedy I'm more than willing to make a noble sacrifice!

[Night Fury]

Hey guys, sorry there hasn't been an update lately, I've been SOOO busy with my new job, but I have the day off tomorrow so I'll dedicate some time and get you some juice!


:D

[Iceglow]

it's not good. We all know you damn living in Aus people only work 2 hours a damn day!

[Night Fury]

I actually work between 10-11 hours a day :shobon:

[Jiro]

Yeah it's just me that works 2 hours a week :jess:

[Psychotic]

I actually work between 10-11 hours a day :shobon:So that's one hour a day then. :greenie:

[Iceglow]

See I told you. She's trying to be clever and math us!

[Slothy]

Simple arithmetic would confuse a lot of people here.

[Loony BoB]

No, guys, she works 10-11 hours. That's negative one hour!

[noxious.sunshine]

Uh huh. And 1+1 = A Window.

[Formalhaut]

Day 50 in the Little Sister House: The housemates starve to death. :kakapo:

[Night Fury]

Sorry guys! I promise you I will finish this soon! I might even tear Phil away from his laptop and do a big finale over the weekend?

How does that sound?

[Psychotic]

KILL THEM ALL! KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THE BASTARDS! BURRRRRN!

[noxious.sunshine]

LIES.

How can we even trust you now, Locky? You've been spouting your crap for like a month already. "Oh! I promise I'll get to it!" and then -nothing-.

I kid. <3!

[Night Fury]

Well Noxy, that settles it.... I'm killing you first!

Seriously wanted to get to this, but Phil has had his dude mates over this weekend u.u

[noxious.sunshine]

Damn. I just dug my own grave. XD

Lulz is all gewd. I'm just messin w ya.