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Chris
08-19-2013, 09:17 PM
Mexican Leader: Gays Cannot Marry Because They Don't Face Each Other During Sex - On Top Magazine | Gay news & entertainment (http://www.ontopmag.com/article.aspx?id=16154&MediaType=1&Category=24)


A Mexican leader last week told supporters that gay couples cannot marry because they don't face each other while having sex.

Ana Maria Jimenez Ortiz, a local deputy of the PAN Party in Puebla, said during a forum on whether to legalize gay marriage in the state of Puebla that “marriage should only be considered as those relationships in which the members have sex while facing each other.”

Jimenez Ortiz said that this “does not occur between gay couples,” Mexican media reported. She added that blind people are also in that category, but it was unclear whether she was talking about legally blind people or those who prefer to have sex with the lights off.

She said that this was based on the scientific method, asserting that only eye contract at time of copulation creates a true union.

“Who pretends to love decently using the favorite position of dogs!” she said. (The video is embedded on this page. Visit our video library for more videos.)

PAN is one of three main political parties in Mexico. The right-wing party holds pluralities in both houses of Congress.


This woman is so ignorant when it comes to man-loving. Who says we don't face each other during intercourse? ;)

Rantz
08-19-2013, 09:40 PM
That line of argument:

http://i.imgur.com/gekFDlh.gif

Denmark
08-19-2013, 09:44 PM
oh, mexico.

Formalhaut
08-19-2013, 09:45 PM
Erm, gays can still use the missionary position and other 'face to face' positions just like anyone else.

Geez, someone should tell this person to look at any gay porn video to get conclusive proof. :p

Mirage
08-19-2013, 09:49 PM
I don't see a problem with this. The reason I didn't marry my girlfriend of 6 year is that we exclusively did doggystyle, reverse cowgirl, 69, etc. The priest specifically asked about this, and I couldn't exactly lie in the face of god's holy servant.

NeoCracker
08-19-2013, 10:05 PM
Well, I must say I at least applaud their ability to come up with original arguments.

Shorty
08-19-2013, 10:20 PM
She added that blind people are also in that category, but it was unclear whether she was talking about legally blind people or those who prefer to have sex with the lights off.

It's nice she tried to include those with disabilities in her argument, but what about blind gay folks?

Also, I'm not sure how one ties in "lights-off sex" to "blindness".

noxious.sunshine
08-19-2013, 11:32 PM
this made me giggle.

I bet she's a closet gay. I bet there's pics of her banging another chick on her outdated flip phone.

Slothy
08-19-2013, 11:37 PM
Missionary position is the most boring position anyway, so if she wants to lay claim to that she's welcome to it.

Mirage
08-19-2013, 11:38 PM
Hey don't say that. I've heard missionary is really sweet!

TrollHunter
08-20-2013, 12:13 AM
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Quindiana Jones
08-20-2013, 02:45 AM
Only sensible response:

Mass gay orgy in front of Ortiz' house.

Sephex
08-20-2013, 04:37 AM
That was a great Onion article and--what? It's...it's not?

...

http://i.imgur.com/0CD0IiL.jpg

The Man
08-20-2013, 04:49 AM
I like Wonkette's response (http://wonkette.com/525863/should-gay-marriage-be-outlawed-because-gays-cant-sex-each-other-in-missionary-your-wonkette-investigates) to this


This raises all sorts of important questions, and your Wonket intends to get to the bottom of them.

http://www.freethought-forum.com/forum/images/smilies/iseewhatyoudidthere.gif

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-20-2013, 05:18 PM
One of the best things about sex is seeing the look on my boyfriend's face as we pleasure each other. Bitch be cray-cray.

Night Fury
08-21-2013, 11:51 AM
“Who pretends to love decently using the favorite position of dogs!” she said

Yeah, there aint nothing decent about it that way.

& that is why it is great.

Mirage
08-21-2013, 12:17 PM
One of the best things about sex is seeing the look on my boyfriend's face as we pleasure each other. Bitch be cray-cray.

Impossible! Degenerate human beings like you cannot possible feel love like the rest of us do!

sharkythesharkdogg
08-21-2013, 01:49 PM
That was a great Onion article and--what? It's...it's not?

...



I seriously kept looking for The Onion mentioned somewhere. I'm still not convinced this is farce. I....just.......wut?