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Flying Mullet
08-20-2013, 03:55 AM
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I saw this banner at the bottom of the forum and I wondered how one does get their "Smokey" on.

Well, how do you?

sharkythesharkdogg
08-20-2013, 04:01 AM
I imagine getting your Smokey on is similar to this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wildfire_suppression#Direct_attack)

Denmark
08-20-2013, 04:02 AM
if you avoid forests then you can't be responsible for the fires!

noxious.sunshine
08-20-2013, 04:08 AM
........

Thought this was about something else entirely.

Flying Mullet
08-20-2013, 04:11 AM
........

Thought this was about something else entirely.
:angel:

theundeadhero
08-20-2013, 04:19 AM
I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.

Flying Mullet
08-20-2013, 04:23 AM
I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.
Is this common?

Sephex
08-20-2013, 04:34 AM
No, Smokey. Leave me alone. I won't listen to you unless you are in a Hollywood reboot with Top 40 songs that features teens or young adults singing songs written by executives looking to line their pockets with soccer mom money.

theundeadhero
08-20-2013, 04:38 AM
I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.
Is this common?Not as often as in my youth.

Araciel
08-20-2013, 04:39 AM
Shoehorn.

Quindiana Jones
08-20-2013, 04:49 AM
How would get smokey prevent forest fires? That's what starts them, god damnit!

Calliope
08-20-2013, 07:51 AM
I pee on every fire I happen to stroll by. Every. One.
Is this common?Not as often as in my youth.

I'm really, really tired, and misread that as "mouth". Ugh.

Spooniest
08-20-2013, 08:01 AM
I'm not getting my smokey on, because I'm too broke.

Nicotine, thou art a heartless bitch.

Calliope
08-20-2013, 08:57 AM
I am even more tired, and upon reading that wondered why you were starting up with nik0tine. This gal is going to go to bed, and be very careful to get her Smokey on by double-checking all the switches for our gas range are turned off, and that making sure that the smoke alarm and carbon monoxide detector do not require new batteries.

Spooniest
08-20-2013, 09:48 AM
Upon reading that wondered why you were starting up with nik0tine.

Yeah, the uh...substance, nicotine, not the user, nik0tine. I know next to nothing about said person.

Flaming Ice
08-20-2013, 01:30 PM
by wearing bear fur clothing.

Loony BoB
08-20-2013, 01:43 PM
How To Get Your Smokey On



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Oh looook. It's BoB's birthday.....

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Yes, a party!

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Blow your little trumpets, cheer for BoB

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Blow your candles out....

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Go on...

46540
Wait... is he on... fire?

46541
So he is! OMG WHAT DO WE DOOO?

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Burns burns burns... ring of fire!

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Mulley to the rescue with the fire extinguisher he procured from his arsehole.

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PUT HIM OUT!

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So tense!

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It's okay, only his jeans are on fire now. Let's kiss again.

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Isn't anyone gonna help him?

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Oh thank God?

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It's okay everyone, he lives!

46550
It seems a run in with death makes him put the past behind him

The last picture is me showing what to do once you have your Smokey on.

Jinx
08-20-2013, 01:55 PM
Isn't this ad a little misleading. I mean, I know his name is Smokey. But he's telling you TO get your smokey on, and where there's smoke, there's fire...

Flaming Ice
08-20-2013, 02:06 PM
How To Get Your Smokey On


The last picture is me showing what to do once you have your Smokey on.





You don't die, turn into a zombie, start the apocalypse?




Isn't this ad a little misleading. I mean, I know his name is Smokey. But he's telling you TO get your smokey on, and where there's smoke, there's fire...



Or get attacked by a man in a bear costume.

Shorty
08-23-2013, 07:40 PM
I'd like to know the parameters for what "getting your Smokey on" constitutes.

noxious.sunshine
08-23-2013, 07:42 PM
XDDD

I sometimes build a gravity bong.

or make a ghetto aluminum foil pipe.

Spooniest
08-23-2013, 08:53 PM
One-hitter. Saves smokey.

Baloki
08-25-2013, 06:25 PM
[Generic Furry Laden Innuendo]

Elskidor
09-14-2013, 11:00 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2010/5/19/1274282229451/Black-Smoke-Monster-006.jpg