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Spooniest
08-21-2013, 11:21 AM
Back when I was first back in Nashville (Spring 2010), my brother came to visit for a few weeks, in which he and I were fooling around with ZSNES' cheat feature, and through it we developed a rudimentary understanding of what hexadecimal does.

We also played a ton of Squaresoft RPGs, including Chrono Trigger, Final Fantasy VI, and, notably, Super Mario RPG. (Based on the discussions we had at this time about the script, I later ended up doing an unsolicited rewrite of Final Fantasy VI that I'm liable to get sued for sooner or later.)

But that is entirely beside the point!

We were just riffing on Super Mario RPG one day while we were playing it, and we happened upon the guy in Monstro Town who says:


If you jump 100 times, I'll give you a prize!

My Brother: The prize is, you get to kiss my ASS!!
Me (as Mario): F*** YOU!!!
My Brother (as guy): NO, F*** YOU!!!


BREAKING NEWS: MARIO ARRESTED FOR MASS MURDER
Shauna
08-21-2013, 01:54 PM
...

I don't get it. :|
Chuck21
08-21-2013, 02:20 PM
It's... complicated humor. We weren't exactly operating with a full days sleep so you'd have to be an idiot in order to get it. Lowest common denominator and all that.




BREAKING NEWS: MARIO ARRESTED FOR MASS MURDER


NEWSMAN: Bowser quoted as saying "I always knew that Mario fellow was a bad apple. Why do you think I kept rescuing the Princess from him?"
comma
08-21-2013, 02:23 PM
No, that's just not funny. Let's hear some of your other material.
Del Murder
08-21-2013, 02:44 PM
I never did get up to 100.
Chuck21
08-21-2013, 05:02 PM
No, that's just not funny. Let's hear some of your other material.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
Ultima Shadow
08-21-2013, 08:22 PM
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse, unable to understand english, takes a dump on the floor and leaves.
Gamblet
08-21-2013, 11:25 PM
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse, unable to understand english, takes a dump on the floor and leaves.

And thus, 2 girls 1 cup was born.
Spooniest
08-21-2013, 11:26 PM
...Now it's my turn not to get it.
Chuck21
08-22-2013, 12:18 AM
...Now it's my turn not to get it.
...You don't wanna know... :cry:
Sephex
08-22-2013, 01:10 AM
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse, unable to understand english, takes a dump on the floor and leaves.

And thus, 2 girls 1 cup was born.

I believe the film in question is called 2 steeds, 1 trough.
Jiro
08-22-2013, 06:01 AM
How could you make such a thread during this, the Year of Luigi?
Spooniest
08-22-2013, 06:16 AM
Jiro, I am quite literally living in a cave.

"Year of Luigi???"
Jamesfredette
08-22-2013, 11:34 AM
Man that was pretty much complicated to be a joke..next time make it simpler.
Sephex
08-22-2013, 02:04 PM
When Mallow starts to cry, Mario should say, "Come on, man. Mallow out!"

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Del Murder
08-22-2013, 02:49 PM
When Mallow start to cry, Mario should say, "Come on, man. Mallow out!"

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I was going to make this exact same joke...
Sephex
08-22-2013, 03:11 PM
When Mallow start to cry, Mario should say, "Come on, man. Mallow out!"

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I was going to make this exact same joke...

Well....we had a good run.