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Shorty
09-04-2013, 04:27 AM
This is important.

Please post a photo of your favorite dinosaur in this thread. We will then pit dinosaurs together and have an ultimate thunderdome of the two remaining dinosaurs, so make some good choices, folks.

My favorite was always the Triceratops because it has my name in the pronounciation.

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/007/cache/triceratops_788_600x450.jpg

A dinosaur may be chosen by more than one person, just find a different photo.

Calliope
09-04-2013, 04:32 AM
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Microraptor!

theundeadhero
09-04-2013, 04:49 AM
47396

Madame Adequate
09-04-2013, 04:49 AM
ahahaha y'all think you have a chance guess what bitches

http://i.imgur.com/KFxOQRB.jpg

STEGOSAURUS UP IN THIS BITCH

i got mah armor plating made out of goddamn bone aw shit how hardcore is that
i got mah thagomizer
fuck bitches thagomize thags

Shorty
09-04-2013, 04:50 AM
what are you even talking about with chances, you picked the worst dinosaur ever

get ready to eat bedrock, bitch

theundeadhero
09-04-2013, 04:57 AM
Tyrannosaurus batman is gonna ninja kick you in your stupid lips!

noxious.sunshine
09-04-2013, 05:03 AM
I totally just thought of "Dinobanoids" from Billy & Mandy.

Screw all of you.

Megalodon.

47397

It will eat all of your dinosaurs alive.

theundeadhero
09-04-2013, 05:11 AM
Unless, you know, we just don't go in the water.
Tyrannosaurus Batman is gonna pee on your water and there's nothing you can do about it.

Shorty
09-04-2013, 05:12 AM
I'm going to horn you in the butt, T-robat.

noxious.sunshine
09-04-2013, 05:14 AM
Tyrannosaurus isn't the brightest of dinosaurs. It would wander into the water for a piss, get distracted by the fish, and then get his legs chewed off in a surprise attack by Megalodon and then eaten entirely.

Also. Land Before Time.

Cera pops into my head immediately.. "I fouuuund it!"

Calliope
09-04-2013, 05:16 AM
ahahaha y'all think you have a chance guess what bitches

STEGOSAURUS UP IN THIS BITCH

i got mah armor plating made out of goddamn bone aw trout how hardcore is that
i got mah thagomizer
smurf bitches thagomize thags

I didn't choose the Thag Life, the Thag Life chose me

noxious.sunshine
09-04-2013, 05:32 AM
are we all going to the Great Valley?

Calliope
09-04-2013, 05:35 AM
No way man, I'm going straight to NYC

Hollycat
09-04-2013, 05:36 AM
My entry is a velociraptor riding a velocipede. 47404

Shorty
09-04-2013, 05:37 AM
Thunderdome is held in Las Vegas, where people pay to see the good fights.

noxious.sunshine
09-04-2013, 05:38 AM
What about the Big Bang Theory Robot Wars?

Also. The Great Valley has tree stars. Damnit.

Psychotic
09-04-2013, 07:36 AM
Huxley already took the best (shut up Sarah, you know nothing) so BEHOLD THE MIGHTY VELOCIRAPTOR!

47403
47402

Check dat tiny little guy's feathers out! :love:

Oh, and yeah, Jurassic Park lied.

Old Manus
09-04-2013, 09:15 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01572/ming-campbell-resi_1572117c.jpg

noxious.sunshine
09-04-2013, 09:16 AM
that's not clint eastwood.

gtfo.

Jiro
09-04-2013, 09:44 AM
Wasn't it discovered that the triceratops isn't even a real dinosaur

Shauna
09-04-2013, 09:48 AM
Yeah, there was some thing like that - but they instead renamed the other dino to triceratops, because triceratops are cool.

Jinx
09-04-2013, 01:46 PM
What sort of monster would make us fight each other?

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/landbe4time_2008/Land%20Before%20Time/ducky16.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/landbe4time_2008/media/Land%20Before%20Time/ducky16.jpg.html)

Slothy
09-04-2013, 01:57 PM
http://underscoopfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dino-riders-trex.jpg

It's a T-Rex with lasers. You all lost before this even began.


A little something extra for Jinx: http://25.media.tumblr.com/d3918505100a04fce0c4d211f067b8c3/tumblr_ml2cv8Z6OW1rtm0gvo1_500.jpg

Laddy
09-04-2013, 01:59 PM
Fuck dinosaurs, Ice Age animals are cooler.

Mammoths represent.

Jinx
09-04-2013, 02:05 PM
VIVI WHYYYY
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/landbe4time_2008/Land%20Before%20Time/ducky17.jpg

Calliope
09-04-2013, 02:06 PM
47405

BRING IT

Denmark
09-04-2013, 02:09 PM
http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1161960/article_images/earlandbabysincclair.jpg

Laddy
09-04-2013, 02:23 PM
LEAVE.

Jinx
09-04-2013, 02:24 PM
Don't you tell my boyfriend what to do.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/landbe4time_2008/Land%20Before%20Time/hahaducky.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/landbe4time_2008/media/Land%20Before%20Time/hahaducky.jpg.html)

Laddy
09-04-2013, 02:31 PM
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRzzvPhcyvowhblAJxtY1isMJZbv8bRoTomwGzA2lXF4tKfjDJcSA

Jinx
09-04-2013, 02:34 PM
Oh, bless, Laddy. You're so precious.

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/landbe4time_2008/Land%20Before%20Time/ducky6.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/landbe4time_2008/media/Land%20Before%20Time/ducky6.jpg.html)

Denmark
09-04-2013, 02:37 PM
nope nope nope

Shorty
09-04-2013, 03:07 PM
You know of the girl who played Ducky's voice died in a brutal murder-suicide from her father, right?

That is your punishment for continuing to post those images. :aimmad:

Jinx
09-04-2013, 03:08 PM
I already knew. Doesn't mean Ducky isn't awesome.

Shorty
09-04-2013, 03:15 PM
Is she your pick? I will step on her head.

Jinx
09-04-2013, 03:20 PM
My brother is a spiketail and my friends and I are raising a sharptooth, but do whatever you want!

Denmark
09-04-2013, 03:47 PM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn174/landbe4time_2008/Land%20Before%20Time/hahaducky.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/landbe4time_2008/media/Land%20Before%20Time/hahaducky.jpg.html)

god damn longnecks always fucking everything up

noxious.sunshine
09-04-2013, 05:06 PM
Dinobonoids. Full on friendship!

Shorty
09-04-2013, 05:21 PM
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/harveydent_zpsdce20cc8.jpg

Alright, folks, we're going to play this nice and fair. Everyone has the same chance. Heck, all of these dinos had a chance once upon a time. Which one of you will come out on top and which of you will get ground into the dust like the fossils that you are? You make the choice.

Our first contenders are below:


http://home.eyesonff.com/attachments/general-chat/47396d1378266536t-dino-wars-1230011_539107529495896_1290674443_n.jpg

VS.

http://underscoopfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dino-riders-trex.jpg

Time to choose who goes first! One of the contenders needs to call heads or tails for the battle to begin.

Jinx
09-04-2013, 05:24 PM
I actually really don't agree with this competition and I find it offensive. You're objectifying dinosaurs.

theundeadhero
09-04-2013, 05:51 PM
Tails!

Psychotic
09-04-2013, 05:55 PM
I actually really don't agree with this competition and I find it offensive. You're objectifying dinosaurs.Oh ho ho, I dino-SAUR what you did there!

Shorty
09-04-2013, 06:07 PM
I actually really don't agree with this competition and I find it offensive. You're objectifying dinosaurs.

Who's objectifying what? I just want to see some blood spilled.

We could fight dogs or roosters if you wanted instead.

Shorty
09-04-2013, 06:13 PM
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/harveydent_zpsdce20cc8.jpg


http://www.random.org/coins/faces/60-usd/0050c/reverse.jpg

Tails!

Vivi's dinosaur has a laser malfunction and gets lasered in the face! Oh no! tuh's Batosaur takes the opportunity to body slam him into the ground and crushes Lasersaur's skull with his huge honking feet, and that was all she wrote.

Which one of you punks wants to stand up next and battle the winner?

noxious.sunshine
09-04-2013, 06:13 PM
or those fighting worms you dig out of holes in the ground.

wtf are they called? my brother and I would do this -all- the time.

Also. Land Before Time makes me cry every time.

Calliope
09-04-2013, 06:28 PM
I will withdraw my nomination if you can prove that any dinosaurs feel trivialized or objectified by this exercise.

theundeadhero
09-04-2013, 08:18 PM
I have to fight everyone one on one? We need a bracket system so I don't win 47 fights then get knocked out by a first-timer :p

Shorty
09-04-2013, 08:21 PM
But that's how I wanted you to go down. :(

I'll make another pairing when I am back to a computer.

Shorty
09-04-2013, 09:10 PM
http://i548.photobucket.com/albums/ii325/demosthynes/harveydent_zpsdce20cc8.jpg

Next up is...


http://i.imgur.com/KFxOQRB.jpg

VS.

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/007/cache/triceratops_788_600x450.jpg

Huxley, call it - heads or tails!

Madame Adequate
09-04-2013, 09:34 PM
Doesn't really matter, you can't beat the Steg. :smug:

Tails. Because mine is spiked.

Rantz
09-04-2013, 10:49 PM
I don't really see the need for any discussion on this topic. There is scientific proof on the matter (http://www.thebestdinosaur.com/).

Shorty
09-04-2013, 10:49 PM
You just pick a dinosaur or get out of here!

fire_of_avalon
09-05-2013, 01:13 AM
APATOSAURUS REPRESENT.

dl_T8Ubn2E4

Shauna
09-05-2013, 10:42 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/b420545d59f8bd183c858bd3f719cd64/tumblr_mlk0mrpJRx1remtneo1_500.jpg

sharkythesharkdogg
09-05-2013, 07:36 PM
APATOSAURUS REPRESENT.

What? You're not going to pick frickin' http://www.wep.com/gallery/Denver/full/20.jpg?

I'll add Gigantosaurus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giganotosaurus) just for fun. It's a big T-Rex., basically. Don't know if it's the baddest badass, but it's gotta be high on the list.

Inferno
09-05-2013, 08:34 PM
Employing Two-Face to make the coin toss ?! Someone's been bribed :colbert:

theundeadhero
09-10-2013, 05:57 PM
What is stegaslowpoke and triceraflops doing, taking a bath and polishing their nails before the big day?

Shorty
09-10-2013, 05:59 PM
No, my home computer broke and I forgot about this thread. :colbert:

I will begin again in a little bit but I only really have today and a couple hours tomorrow for Dino Wars, so I will try to squeeze in what I have before ~*~*~*~I*N*T*E*R*N*A*T*I*O*N*A*L J*O*U*R*N*E*Y*S*~*~*~*~

Denmark
09-10-2013, 06:59 PM
~*~*~*~S*L*A*C*K*I*N*G*~*~*~*~

Parker
09-10-2013, 07:17 PM
Fuck dinosaurs. Cocky bastards.

There. I said it.

Chemical
09-12-2013, 02:59 PM
Any dinosaur is a good dinosaur... but T-Rex is best.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/578399_575210205867568_1413185727_n.jpg

http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/T-Rex-Boxing-Was-not-A-very-Exciting-Sport-Art-By-Isis.jpg

http://global3.memecdn.com/tea-rex_o_907224.jpg

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8513/8386025214_b9b98d6b90_z.jpg

http://ct.fra.bz/il/fz/se/i53/5/10/8/f_4cc42b31a1.jpg

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/T_a8f553_914246.jpg

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/trex-trying-to-paint-his-house-meme-485x250.jpg

http://global3.memecdn.com/T-rex-Love_o_91567.jpg


The T is for Thalidomide

Slothy
09-12-2013, 04:39 PM
T-Rex being best isn't even a real question. More of a stroke or a brain aneurism really.