Hypothetical Live-Action Film Representation

[Shorty]

Who would play which characters?

All I can think about is Keanu Reeves for Squall even though it doesn't make sense at all and I think it would be hilarious.

I think Jennifer Morrison (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Morrison) might be an okay Quistis Trepe.

[Quindiana Jones]

Red XIII could play a Moomba.

[Rantz]

Let's just get the obvious ones of the way, like Robin Williams for Cid and Samuel L Jackson for Zell.

[Jinx]

Kristen Stewart for Rinoa.

[Slothy]

Kristen Stewart for Rinoa.

I was going to say she'd be a terrible fit because she'd need to be happy now and then, but her awful acting might actually complement Rinoa's awful character quite well.

[Mo-Nercy]

Mike Tyson can play Zell and the make-up department saves money on temporary tattoos.

[noxious.sunshine]

You stole my thread.

Anyway. Camilla Belle is the only choice for Rinoa. Kristin Stewart is yuckola beyond belief.
River Phoenix would be Squall (since he -is- the inspiration for Squall after all)
Robin Williams would be Cid

Leelee Sobieski for Quistis

Maybe... Alexis Bledel or Rachel Bilson for Selphie? IDK. I'm kinda stuck on that one. or maybe Summer Glau?
John Stamos as Laguna
Rachel Lee Cook as Ellone
Cam Giganet as Seifer
Brenda Song as Fuujin (couldn't think of anyone else off the top of my head)
Victor Rasuk as Raijin
Monica Bellucci as Edea
Tilda Swinten as Ultimecia

(and I totally got most of those references elsewhere, I just happen to agree with them).

Sam Jackson is too cool to play Zell.

Dr. Kadowaki can be that lady from "The Help" . Not Viola Davis. The chunky one.

And I can't think of an Irvine and I don't like who other people have suggested. So. IDK.