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is SO VILE AND DISGUSTING. how do people eat this red sugary sludge on mostly fucking everything?
Rantz
09-11-2013, 08:09 AM
Ketchup is okay, but I don't like it nearly as much as I used to. I rarely touch the bottle in my fridge except for recipes that require it. I'll still put some on my hot dog when I get one, but far more mustard.
Chris
09-11-2013, 02:01 PM
yes
http://files.coloribus.com/files/adsarchive/part_569/5694305/file/off-insect-repellent-ice-cream-with-ketchup-small-74583.jpg
Laddy
09-11-2013, 02:12 PM
Ketchup is shit. Fuck ketchup.
Spuuky
09-11-2013, 05:18 PM
Ketchup can actually mean a lot of different things. And yes, if it has high fructose corn syrup in it, it's going to be bad, but it isn't ALL bad.
I dunno, I still prefer me some good old aussie tomato sauce
Shauna
09-11-2013, 06:07 PM
I enjoy the occasional dip of tomato sauce. It's not usually too sugary, unless it's in a little pot from McDonalds or something.
Shorty
09-11-2013, 06:09 PM
Ketchup is amazing. Eggs, seasoned potatoes, hashbrowns, hot dogs, brats, burgers. Bring it on.
I don't prefer using it with fries, though, which seems to be a lot of peoples' preference.
Spuuky
09-11-2013, 06:33 PM
I like the way this thread is shaping up so far. There are several distinct groups of people in any ketchup discussion:
1. People from America
a. People with good taste
b. People with bad taste
c. Children
2. People from Elsewhere
Group 2 likes ketchup (because their ketchup isn't American ketchup). Group 1b loves ketchup. Group 1a hates ketchup. Group 1c likes ketchup because they don't know any better.
Formalhaut
09-11-2013, 07:30 PM
I'm with Shorty on this one: Ketchup is indeed nice if used on the right food. And that food is definitely NOT smurfing Ice Cream.
Inferno
09-11-2013, 07:41 PM
Ketchup is amazing. Eggs, seasoned potatoes, hashbrowns, hot dogs, brats, burgers.
Adding to the list : shepherd's pie, chicken pot pie, meat loaf
Shorty
09-11-2013, 07:49 PM
Oh man, meat loaf, yeah! I've never had ketchup on shepherd's pie or chicken pot pie, though.
Inferno
09-11-2013, 08:33 PM
In fact, it's good on any sort of pie. Even salmon pie. I swear, it's kinda surprising
Cloudane
09-11-2013, 09:20 PM
Doesn't belong on absolutely everything - but it's a must on chips (big fries for the murricans) cheese and gravy. (poutine for the nadians)
Ruining poutine with ketchup? Come on, Canada. I expected better. :colbert:
Cloudane
09-11-2013, 09:54 PM
I'm British. I imagine Canadians would consider it a crime. And it's kind of more "grated cheddar" than "lumpy rubbery grossness" but the nearest translation I could find for our overseas friends!
Inferno
09-12-2013, 04:36 AM
It's not a crime if you're left only with fries and there's not enough gravy. I do it
You shouldn't mix gravy with sauce but if it's just chips and cheese then I will give you a pass this time
Ketchup is the worst and most disgusting substance in the entire world. Just smelling it makes me want to puke.
Cloudane
09-12-2013, 10:54 AM
Newp, chips, cheese, gravy and ketchup. And salt. And vinegar.
Simply divine!
Also required on lasagna (the ketchup, not the gravy - that'd be a bit weird)
The Summoner of Leviathan
09-12-2013, 01:12 PM
It's not a crime if you're left only with fries and there's not enough gravy. I do it
This is as bad as people mixing their poutine with mayo. :/ BLASPHEMY!
I like both the Heinz kinds of Ketchup as well as the whole in-house restaurant kind (even of the non-tomato variety).
Newp, chips, cheese, gravy and ketchup. And salt. And vinegar.
Simply divine!
Also required on lasagna (the ketchup, not the gravy - that'd be a bit weird)
oh hey, i see you've been hanging out with chris!
noxious.sunshine
09-12-2013, 07:50 PM
Ketchup. Yummy. I love ketchup on fries and fried potatoes and meatloaf and sweet potato fries.
yes. I dip my sweet potato fries in ketchup. It's yummy.
I love ketchup on burgers too.
Inferno
09-12-2013, 09:41 PM
It's not a crime if you're left only with fries and there's not enough gravy. I do it
This is as bad as people mixing their poutine with mayo. :/ BLASPHEMY!
Basically, what I'm saying is, fries with ketchup is good , and sometimes with mayo
The Summoner of Leviathan
09-12-2013, 10:04 PM
Leftover fries, or just fries in general, with ketchup is good, so is mayo and fries (especially a spicy mayo!) But the idea of either with poutine...:(
Formalhaut
09-13-2013, 12:24 AM
I like both the Heinz kinds of Ketchup as well as the whole in-house restaurant kind (even of the non-tomato variety).
Non-tomato ketchup? What the heck is it made out of then?
Spuuky
09-13-2013, 12:44 AM
Non-tomato ketchup? What the heck is it made out of then?A surprisingly large number of things, depending on where in Asia you're hanging out.
Banana ketchup - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_ketchup)
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