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Shlup
09-17-2013, 04:46 AM
My cousin, who was adopted from Ethiopia when she was 8-ish, just posted on Facebook that she's a size 5 and plans to get down to a size 1. My first thought was "She's just trying to get in touch with her heritage."

What have you done to ensure your place in Hell today?

Spuuky
09-17-2013, 05:02 AM
Oh, lots of things.

Araciel
09-17-2013, 05:07 AM
The heat.

Hollycat
09-17-2013, 05:35 AM
I charged my coworker $4 for their lunch. It only cost me $3.99.

Calliope
09-17-2013, 05:46 AM
I invited my friend to come to our house for tea without realizing that my husband was inside and not wearing any trousers.

Madame Adequate
09-17-2013, 05:54 AM
I let a goblin somehow steal a babby from the fortress. I have no idea how, he had to get past traps, guards, and various wildlife who graze out front, not to mention whoever he encountered in the fortress. That gobbo deserved his success. But Armok forgive me.

Shlup
09-17-2013, 06:07 AM
Oh, lots of things.
More or less than usual?


I invited my friend to come to our house for tea without realizing that my husband was inside and not wearing any trousers.
Ohh, tea and a show!

Calliope
09-17-2013, 06:15 AM
When I left the house, he was wearing trousers! Over the course of our houseguest having tea with me, he slowly assembled himself a toga out of the sheet we use in lieu of a couch throw -_-;;

Yamaneko
09-17-2013, 07:16 AM
I'll let the scholars here weigh in, but I did spend most of the day carving idols and placing them before me as I offered my flesh to them in eternal servitude.

Night Fury
09-17-2013, 07:27 AM
Calling in work sick when I wasn't.

Chris
09-17-2013, 07:48 AM
I kissed a guy, and I liked it.

Shlup
09-17-2013, 08:03 AM
When I left the house, he was wearing trousers! Over the course of our houseguest having tea with me, he slowly assembled himself a toga out of the sheet we use in lieu of a couch throw -_-;;

To be fair, what kind of man wears pants in his own home? Blech.

Bunny
09-17-2013, 08:55 AM
Mostly sloth, a little bit of avarice with some envy mixed in.

LocoColt04
09-17-2013, 09:27 AM
Lust. Half my staff was half-naked at our Grand Theft Auto launch this evening.

Shorty
09-17-2013, 10:10 AM
Sloth. I stayed in bed the longest. And I'm going back to bed shortly.

noxious.sunshine
09-17-2013, 10:36 AM
Oh I'm going to Hell. FIRST. CLASS.

Suck on that.

I'm totes planning on feeding my bf some day-old expired chicken. I'm paranoid of it myself, but whatever. It's in the freezer for now so. He's safe until I make my way through the rest of the contents in the fridge.

Jinx
09-17-2013, 12:50 PM
Yesterday when I was at work and getting my client her breakfast, her muffin dropped on the carpet where there was a lot of cat hair. She couldn't see me, and I didn't want to make another muffin...

She ate the whole thing!

Hollycat
09-17-2013, 01:07 PM
Yesterday when I was at work and getting my client her breakfast, her muffin dropped on the carpet where there was a lot of cat hair. She couldn't see me, and I didn't want to make another muffin...

She ate the whole thing!
You monster!

yukina
09-17-2013, 01:08 PM
Thought about burying one of my students under 20 feet of dirt where she can't annoy me.

rubah
09-18-2013, 03:15 AM
Started playing Cookie Clicker (http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/)

Vasher
09-18-2013, 03:23 AM
Yesterday when I was at work and getting my client her breakfast, her muffin dropped on the carpet where there was a lot of cat hair. She couldn't see me, and I didn't want to make another muffin...

She ate the whole thing!

Soooo, she likes eating fuzzy muffin?

(I'm going to hell for ^that)

Jiro
09-18-2013, 03:49 AM
I live with my girlfriend. I wake up full of sin every morning apparently. My grandmother doesn't approve.

Slothy
09-18-2013, 03:53 AM
Not sure if I did it today, but I generally try to make fun of the handicapped whenever I get the chance.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-18-2013, 04:27 PM
I kissed a guy, and I liked it.

Only kissed? I am surprised!

I more than kissed a guy and I loved it. At least the neighbours didn't hear this time.

Denmark
09-18-2013, 05:09 PM
Living in sin, sloth, occasional gluttony.

Iceglow
09-18-2013, 06:42 PM
lol when I die, they're bringing Hell to me. Better pray the rumours of my immortality are real.

I work as a Customer Service Professional. I book my place in Hell daily just by saying "hello"

Hollycat
09-18-2013, 06:44 PM
Today I threw away a water bottle without taking the cap off first, thereby reducing the available fresh water for drinking and agriculture.

Araciel
09-19-2013, 04:08 AM
I wake up full of sin every morning apparently.

And then you force that sin onto your girlfriend :jokey:

kotora
09-21-2013, 05:27 AM
When I left the house, he was wearing trousers! Over the course of our houseguest having tea with me, he slowly assembled himself a toga out of the sheet we use in lieu of a couch throw -_-;;

Was he freeballin'?

Hollycat
09-21-2013, 05:30 AM
I'm going to hell today because I watched the Pirates of the Caribbean movies out of order over the last 2 days.

Jessweeee♪
09-21-2013, 05:47 AM
Like every day I giggled and gossiped with my co-workers about our seriously mentally ill customers throwing temper tantrums in our store.

Jess
09-22-2013, 03:45 PM
I stood on a snail by accident. :(

Shorty
09-22-2013, 03:49 PM
omg what :(

Hollycat
09-22-2013, 03:50 PM
That's so sad

Jess
09-22-2013, 04:00 PM
The worst part is that it's the second time I've done it in the past week. :(

They keep sitting on my doorstep at night and it's too dark to see them. Suicidal snails. :(

rubah
09-22-2013, 10:08 PM
I hope you had shoes on, at least.


Confirmed got Cbc addicted to cookie clicker. My place in hell is guaranteed!

Hollycat
09-22-2013, 10:16 PM
I hope you had shoes on, at least.


Confirmed got Cbc addicted to cookie clicker. My place in hell is guaranteed!
Your post got me doing it as well. I couldn't stop till I had 100%

noxious.sunshine
09-24-2013, 04:55 AM
I just drove our roommate's car. A Mazda Speed 3 .... Just to the gas station.. I'm not allowed to drive it.

BUT MAN WAS THAT ISH AWESOME.

Quindiana Jones
09-24-2013, 06:54 AM
I've killed. Many.

But you don't know who I've killed, so don't be so judgmental geez.

LunarWeaver
09-25-2013, 02:15 AM
I drank milk my roommate bought straight from the jug in the midst of night. He is none the wiser! Enjoy your tainted store brand cereal.

Christmas
02-19-2023, 02:58 AM
No, I am a good little human that dun do bad things and fertilise other humans with my poo. :bigsmile: