So Pike is no longer my girlfriend.

[Madame Adequate]

I know sometimes when these things happen there's some confusion about what's going on so we thought we should put things out there for everyone to see and make sure there's no questions about the situation.

After about two and a half years together we decided today that Pike and I are no longer boyfriend and girlfriend.

We're fiancé and fiancée.

[Pike]

:shobon:

[Jinx]

:love:

I ALREADY KNEW BECAUSE DENMARK FOLLOWS YOU ON TWITTER AND HE TEXTED ME ABOUT IT OMG CONGRATS YOU GUYS CAN'T WAIT TO CRASH YOUR WEDDIIIIIING

[Agent Proto]

Yay! :jess: September seems to be a good month for EoFF Love, eh? Congrats!

[Calliope]

Congratulations, future Mister and Missus Adequate :)

[Del Murder]

Congrats! Which country have you guys settled on for your wedding and subsequent living?

[Pike]

Thanks guys :jess:


Congrats! Which country have you guys settled on for your wedding and subsequent living?

Bozeman, Montana in the United States but of course!

[Calliope]

I was going to ask for pictures of the ring, but then I just used my PI skills xD

You have good taste, mine's green too :D

[Freya]

I need pictures of this rumored ring for verification. The girl in me needs to squee at it.

Congrats you two!

[Del Murder]

Cool, I hope you invite the entirety of EoFF to the gig unlike Loony "the Snubber" BoB.

[Shorty]

bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :love: :love: :love:

LET'S SEE THE RING

[Madame Adequate]

Whoa hey I thought we had agreed on Varanasi in India :colbert:

[Rantz]

Yaaaay :love: Congrats you guys!

[Pike]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVCP_2GCQAABQif.jpg

[Aulayna]

Wow Hux has really girly hands!

Congrats you two. :) Although I honestly thought this had already happened, I dunno... gave me the weirdest case of Déjà vu reading the OP. :x

[Denmark]

YAY RING ETC

i already favorited a bunch of your tweets, that's my congratulations

[Chris]

Congrats! Love is in the air! :love:

[Shorty]

Aww, Pikey, the ring is just lovely. Congratulations, nerds :3

[Shauna]

Awww congrats guys! :D

[Sephex]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BVCP_2GCQAABQif.jpg

Did he tell you how much grinding that took?

Congrats!

[Miriel]

How exciting!! :D Congrats you two!

[noxious.sunshine]

Apparently it's in the water. Not the air.

It's contagious. Stay away from me. XD

Congrats!!!!

[Faris]

For a whole 5 minutes the page to this thread kept loading up blank. During that time in my head it was "WHAT IS SHE WHAT IS SHHHEEEEEEEEEEE"

Congratulations you two :love:

[Hollycat]

Congrats to both of you! It's about time :D

[Freya]

Eeeeeeeeeee its pretty!

[Slothy]

Congrats guys.

Now we need to take bets on who the next EoFFer will be to get engaged/married.

[Shorty]

Mike and Sara are probably strong candidates for next year.

[Slothy]

I don't know most peoples real names. :confused:

[Shorty]

mikeface and fujikosara

[Freya]

That's face and fujiko

[The Man]

Congrats to all the winners.

But seriously, good for you guys. Maybe by the time this wedding happens I'll have enough money to travel to it.

[Jessweeee♪]

I repped your post and the pop up said it wasn't a very good one. I want my rep back!

[Shorty]

Congrats to all the winners.

But seriously, good for you guys. Maybe by the time this wedding happens I'll have enough money to travel to it.

Yes, another mass EoFF meetup!

itt we all invite ourselves to p&m's wedding

[Jinx]

Denmark and I have confirmed we'd travel to Bozeman!

[Quindiana Jones]

Good God. It's spreading.

Nice one, BoB.

[Slothy]

Hey, it's better than herpes.

[Shorty]

:stare:

[Freya]

Poor Hux and his not being a people person. You all just show up. In sure a shoe or two will be thrown.

[Slothy]

Does that emoticon suggest that BoB gave you herpes? :eek:

[Shorty]

Are you suggesting that you think I have herpes and that I got it from BoB?

[Slothy]

I don't know what anyone's suggesting anymore. :laughing:

[Shiny]

I will wish your congratulations when you actually get married. Just putting a ring on it ain't enough bub. :colbert:

[fire_of_avalon]

From the second I read that stupid subject line I knew you were being a turd. You wouldn't travel all that way just to break up. Jerkass.

Congrats. :)

[krissy]

conga ratulations line!

[Madame Adequate]

Thank you everyone for all your kind words and insults :jess: Do you know what we did to celebrate one of the most momentous days in either of our lives? We did some crosswords!

[Slothy]

No Civ?

[Pike]

No Civ?

We don't have access to that here :( Vidya probably won't happen very much until we're back from my mom's. I know, I know.

[Slothy]

But... wha... huh?

How are you both still alive?

[Quindiana Jones]

Pike's got a lovely ring.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Congrats, you two. :D

I hope we all get invited too. :p

[CimminyCricket]

http://thedisgaeafan.net/xGZC1Nb.gif

[I Took the Red Pill]

So then eventually, Pike will be Your Own Milf? Or maybe you guys are avoiding ballsack-spawns altogether

[Quindiana Jones]

I do not understand, but I enjoy.

[Mirage]

Thanks guys :jess:


Congrats! Which country have you guys settled on for your wedding and subsequent living?

Bozeman, Montana in the United States but of course!

Nooo! Do it in britland so I can come over!

[Laddy]

True love does exist, omg I'm like crying irl because you are two of the kindest and sweetest people on the interwebz.

You are the civilization that will stand the test of time.

[Jiro]

You tried to trick us all but WE KNEW

[Yamaneko]

Cid must be rolling in his grave knowing that his site has turned into nothing more than a glorified casual encounters with a gaming veneer in order to give it credibility.

[Del Murder]

What if that was the plan all along?

[theundeadhero]

Whhheeeeeeeeeeeen a man loves his robot...
That's legal now, right?

[Psychotic]

CONBULATIONS :) A long time coming, I am very pleased for both of you that he got to put a ring on it!

Do it in exotic Leicester and you can invite all the market traders and people who piss in alleyways and me :love:

[Loony BoB]

Oh man, this is awesome news. :D Congrats a thousand times, the fact that people (I'm assuming it wasn't just me, here) felt such progression was inevitable for the two of you speaks volumes about how great you are for each other. Here's to the two of you, I hope you have a long, beautiful life together! :cheers:


Cid must be rolling in his grave knowing that his site has turned into nothing more than a glorified casual encounters with a gaming veneer in order to give it credibility.
Cid's not dead!

[Pike]

Cid must be rolling in his grave knowing that his site has turned into nothing more than a glorified casual encounters with a gaming veneer in order to give it credibility.

for what it's worth, we didn't meet on this site. :p

to all the people who want the wedding to be in England: alas, it has to be here to make immigration easier!

[Denmark]

HE'S ONLY MARRYING HER FOR A GREEN CARD

[Pike]

And American Netflix. And access to my Steam account.

[escobert]

Awww congratulations guys :)

[Madame Adequate]

Yeah it's not for a green card it's for a larger steam account guys :p Get your accusations of mercenary behavior straight!

[Slothy]

To be fair, I'd marry Pike for her Steam account too. No shame in that.

[Quindiana Jones]

Let's all marry Pike!

[Madame Adequate]

Let's all marry Pike!

That's not how Mormonism works bro. Even a good Mormon girl like Sarah couldn't keep up with one chick and loads of guys - it's gotta be one guy with loads of chicks.

[Loony BoB]

Pike's a robot. How does that fit into everything? :confused:

[Jinx]

Pike's a robot. How does that fit into everything? :confused:

She vibrates.

[Drift]

congratumalations~!!!

can't wait for everything to be in place and I'll be there to snap it :D

[Jinx]

http://thedisgaeafan.net/xGZC1Nb.gif

At first I thought this was supposed to be you, Loony BoB, and Pontus crowding around Huxley on his wedding day and making him uncomfortable. Took me a second.

[Shorty]

HE'S ONLY MARRYING HER FOR A GREEN CARD

No, he's marrying her to get into a Mormon family.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Congrats!!! Robosexuality is not a crime!!!

[CimminyCricket]

http://thedisgaeafan.net/xGZC1Nb.gif

At first I thought this was supposed to be you, Loony BoB, and Pontus crowding around Huxley on his wedding day and making him uncomfortable. Took me a second.

you know the similarities between the individuals you mentioned is uncanny and i was not going for that at all.

now that you've said that, though, it was my plan all along.

[Psychotic]

Dan goes to Japan, Arthur to China and now Huxley to USA. I'm left in blighty with... Steve. :|

[Pike]

Dibs on Tony Stark

EDIT: That was Steve's plan all along. To be alone with his one true love :aimkiss:

[Flying Mullet]

Thread title made me think, "Wuteva". But something made me decide to crack open this thread and I'm glad I did.

:happybday

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

CONGRATS!

[Slothy]

Dan goes to Japan, Arthur to China and now Huxley to USA. I'm left in blighty with... Steve. :|

Come to Canada and hang out with me instead.

[Cuchulainn]

:)

This is an awesome post. Make surwe you 2 pay me a visit the next time you're about

[LocoColt04]

HE'S ONLY MARRYING HER FOR A GREEN CARDThis was actually my original thought, before I even reached the "oh, right, congratulations!" portion of the thought process.

I'm gonna go get some food.



But congratulations anyway, you lovely people.

[Bunny]

Small wedding, big honeymoon.

That's my advice. Congrats!

[Shlup]

What Bunny said.

[Tigmafuzz]

I wonder how long it will be until literally every Eyeson member is married to another Eyeson member.

[Shorty]

Never, because you will be alone forever.

[Hollycat]

I'm available ladies.

[Agent Proto]

Dan goes to Japan, Arthur to China and now Huxley to USA. I'm left in blighty with... Steve. :|

So Faris coming to England means nothing to you, I guess?

[Calliope]

Never, because you will be alone forever.

Hey, it could happen! He could be banned :D

Pike, how many sandwiches did you have to make Huxley before you got the ring? (http://300sandwiches.com/introduction/)

[Pike]

I actually don't think I have ever made him a sandwich.

We retrieve food for each other from the fridge all the time, though, if that counts?

[Jiro]

Yeah I noticed a distinct lack of sandwich making.

(also holy crap I still feel the shame over that knocked over mtn dew)

[Raine]

Congratulations! I felt sad when I read the title only..totally stepped in the trap <.<

[Flying Mullet]

I wonder how long it will be until literally every Eyeson member is married to another Eyeson member.
If we marry someone not with EoFF does EoFF gain a person or lose a person?

Yeah I noticed a distinct lack of sandwich making.
My Dad's brother is ten years older than him. He would rate his older brother's girlfriends by how good a sandwich they could make when he was a kid.

[TrollHunter]

I havent been on EoFF in a couple days so let me just have a delayed reaction.

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYARMAGEDDONOHMYGANONOHMYZEUSOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYKEFKA
:omghey::squee::hyper::omg:


....anyway
Congratulations! When I saw the title not in EoEO I got curious, and it definitely caught me offguard.
This is fantastic news~

[Tigmafuzz]

If we marry someone not with EoFF does EoFF gain a person or lose a person?

That's a depressing question.

[Jiro]

If we marry someone not with EoFF does EoFF gain a person or lose a person?

That's a depressing question.

Why does it have to change?

[Calliope]

It's been enough time that I can ask - how did people fall for this "trap"? Maybe I was just in the right place at the right time, but these two had had plenty of discussions about marriage and the immigration process, and I also recall a thread where Hux mentioned buying the ring! :p

I'm not giving up my day job, but I can still be an armchair detective xD

[Del Murder]

Well, what if she said no?

[Calliope]

Bah, that wasn't a real option!

[Del Murder]

Well, you never know.

Also, I hope he proposed in a video game.