How did they get their usename?

[Flying Mullet]

Similar to other "One in five posts about the poster before you" threads, make up a sentence/story of where the username came from the last person that posted.

Feel free to be as fun or serious as you like.

[Pike]

Named after a horrific incident in the mid-80s that he would rather not talk about in detail to most people, Mulley nonetheless wears his username as a badge of pride and a reminder that he is, in fact, a true survivor.

[Agent Proto]

Pike is actually an acronym for "Person Intended for Kindness and Exploration"

[Psychotic]

An experimental Prototype. The ultimate agent, combining the qualities of a soldier, an Agent, and just being that god damn motherfucking slam-dunking Ace.

It was cancelled after a lack of funds before they could send him back in time to punch Hitler in the dick, so now he's just left to post on EoFF instead.

[Hollycat]

One day after snorting a pound of powdered milk he went on a rampage and killed eleven goats with a tea cup.
He forgot his name during the incident so he started calling himself what all his doctors called him.

[noxious.sunshine]

She's a hybrid human... Kind of like a labradoodle .... One of those humans that animals won't have an allergic reaction to!

& Chie... Had to use Google, but. She's also a character from Persona 4 & is labeled as "The Carnivore Who Discarded Womanhood".

[Psychotic]

A greenhouse in the desert, filled with the farts of a thousand Frenchmen.

[Shorty]

A hobo serial killer who lurks in the Underground awaiting his victims to reveal themselves to him. The poor souls are most often folks who engage in arguments about cucumbers and zucchinis and disagree with him about which is which, but he has been known to strike in the case of a football disagreement or even an ugly look. Originally titled "Psychotic Underground Killer Hobo" but David Lee Winchester of the Channel 2 Evening News Team coined the name "Psychotic" one night during a fresh report on an attack and the name stuck. (Some folks have taken to calling him Pukho, but this name is not as common.)

[Flying Mullet]

Her height is diminutive...

[Slothy]

After a terrible accident involving some bell bottom pants and a runaway escalator, she had both legs amputated below the knee dropping her to a whopping height of 3.5' tall from her former height of 3.6'.

[Elskidor]

After 21 failed attempts to use the name Vivi.

[Loony BoB]

Elskidor is clearly Eastern European (yes, that's a language now) for "I took the door", and the user is an elusive thief that has hounded other EoFFers by taking obscure things from them. When something suddenly can not be found, Elskidor is out there, smug look on his face, admiring his collection.

[Aulayna]

Loony BoB is actually the nickname that neo-terrorist Daniel Towns adopts whilst dressing up as an All Black. Chanting his pre-match war cries to sew the seeds of discontent and paranoia into the Scottish people to blind them to the arrival of his New Zealand brethren who are planning on taking the country over and using it as a staging area for their prime goal: making an assault on Wales to lay claim to it's huge population of indigenous wooly sheep.

[Tigmafuzz]

Named after a news headline from a tabloid in the 50s.

Military Accidentally Unleashed Leviathan After Yesterday's "Nuclear Appreciation" Festival

Her parents removed the first and last letters of the acronym to make it less obvious, which also made it sound prettier when pronounced.