EoFF: Asylum

[Shorty]

http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4036/5141324410_0ddd69d154_z.jpg

Who gets thrown in for what?

[Slothy]

BoB gets thrown in for not being able to stop laughing at everything while wearing a tux.

Pike and MILF go in just so they have more time for vidya.

[Shauna]

90% of userbase: criminally insane.

[Agent Proto]

BoB should get in for calling soup a drink. His punishment should be him being forced to eat soup with a fork.

[noxious.sunshine]

I approve of Proto's suggestion.

[Shorty]

Nox goes in for chainsaw murdering.

[noxious.sunshine]

Roflz. Chainsaw murdering? What?

[Shorty]

Yes. Murdering with a chainsaw.

[Slothy]

Shorty would be put away for liking the ocean more than outer space.

[krissy]

90% of userbase: criminally insane.

The Avalanches - 'Frontier Psychiatrist' - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE)

[Sephex]

Pike for photoshopping BoB out of this picture. I dug it up and put it back in.

http://i.imgur.com/nFgrMQE.jpg (http://imgur.com/nFgrMQE)

[krissy]

cloverfield

[Tigmafuzz]

Psychotic for warden 2013

[Psychotic]

Psychotic for warden 2013None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me.

[Loony BoB]

Psychotic is pretty much the first person to be in there as a patient. The wardens would obviously be Del Murder and Roogle, because they're both high in power and in corruptness. Shorty would be a bonifide Harley Quinn story, in there first as a therapist for the patients before slowly becoming corrupted by them and then becoming a patient herself.

Also, making me 'eat' soup with a fork (which is something designed for eating with) is only going to further show off how clearly soup is a drink, because it is equally difficult to consume many drinks and many soups when using a fork. :aimsun:

[Shorty]

Calliope and Spuuky would get locked in after the one in a million chance of getting caught in an evil genius mastermind plan to take over the world failed. They would spend their time in the asylum making more plans to take over the world, all of which hilariously fail due to some unlikely fluke accident.

[qwertysaur]

The EoFF asylum currently has 39,421 registered "residents", although that number is inflated due to things such as multiple personality disorder and confused robots who are trying to be a good crazy humanoid.

[Calliope]

Calliope and Spuuky would get locked in after the one in a million chance of getting caught in an evil genius mastermind plan to take over the world failed. They would spend their time in the asylum making more plans to take over the world, all of which hilariously fail due to some unlikely fluke accident.

The chance of getting caught failed?

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

I'd like to think that Shorty would be running the place. There's a reason you started this thread. You have plans.

I'd be thrown in just on the basis that my EoFF friends want to find an excuse to keep me around.

"So, you think you can just leave the forum for months at a time, huh? Never again."

[LocoColt04]

The EoFF asylum currently has 39,421 registered "residents", although that number is inflated due to things such as multiple personality disorder and confused robots who are trying to be a good crazy humanoid.This.


I'd like to think that Shorty would be running the place. There's a reason you started this thread. You have plans.

I'd be thrown in just on the basis that my EoFF friends want to find an excuse to keep me around.

"So, you think you can just leave the forum for months at a time, huh? Never again."I'm pretty sure she started the thread because she wants to know who will end up being her roommate.

The trick is, there aren't roommates in an asylum. The person she's seeing sharing her white padded room with her doesn't exist.

[Shorty]

I mis-typed, Nicky. :stare:

Yeah, who's the lucky sucker who wants to be my roommate?

[LocoColt04]

My money's on Shorty.

Shorty will gladly be your roommate, Sarah.

[Shorty]

Wait a second...

[Tigmafuzz]

I CALL DIBS ON BEING MY OWN ROOMMATE

Aww yeah.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Shorty will gladly be your roommate, Sarah.

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[Chemical]

The EoFF asylum currently has 39,421 registered "residents", although that number is inflated due to things such as multiple personality disorder and confused robots who are trying to be a good crazy humanoid.

Makes sense. Is oldbies just slang for alzheimers then?

[Shorty]

Locky visits the asylum to do an article on the history of the building and operations and is thrown in a la case of Lana Winters. BoB is the Monsignor, Psychotic is the nazi doctor who mutilates patients for sub-basement zombie cannibals, poor Jiro is Kit Walker and poor Raine is sweet little Sister Mary Eunice who becomes inhabited by Ssssatan.

And I get to run around kissing patients as the angel of death! (or so I think I am in my head, I just grab a sheet to pull around me and fling my arms open like I'm spreading my wings and then get upset that I'm going to get fired when no one dies after I kiss them)

[Tigmafuzz]

Please don't kiss me.

[Quindiana Jones]

[longwinded K-PAX reference]

[theundeadhero]

*Continues to sit quietly in a dark corner and stare you all down*

[Christmas]

So that is where the rest of the members ended up. I told ya all i am perfectly normal and the rest of the world is insane. :mymelbert: