White Shirt Horrors

[Chris]

Wearing a truly awesome wool shirt tonight, but always been hesitant about wearing a white shirt while going out partying.

Tell me the possible horrors of wearing a truly awesome white shirt while partying. :(

[Shorty]

I never wear white shirts or white pants because I don't trust myself to not destroy them or spill something on them because I am clumsy as all hell.

[Slothy]

I'm not that clumsy but I won't wear white clothing either for exactly such reasons. Hell, you don't even have to be clumsy to spill on white clothes. Food or drinks will happily spill themselves as soon as they see what you're wearing.

[theundeadhero]

Clumsy or not, white is ewww.

[Rantz]

I don't wear white very often but when I do I always misplan and do it on the day I'm eating something with tomato sauce. Despite that, I don't stain my white clothes very often, though!

[noxious.sunshine]

Has to wear white shirts at 2 restaurants. I'd try so very hard to not get them dirty. It almost never worked.

[Jess]

I don't own many white clothes because I'm extremely clumsy!

[Dat Matt]

I don't have a problem with spilling. I more have an issue with the fact that white and black is kinda bland. I can wear both, but I tend to have some colour in my appearance, usually by wearing a red hoodie or tan boots.

[Jessweeee♪]

they're fucking see through

[Quindiana Jones]

they're fucking see through

This is about the problems with white shirts, not the glorious, glorious benefits.

[Shiny]

I only wear white shirts as under shirts of sweaters. Mostly I just substitute white for beige or cream colored shirts. White shirts for girls tend to be too transparent as Jessewee mentioned.

Black is awesome though but I don't own a lot of black save my fancy black pants or black jeans I wear to work. I have a dog that sheds so I try to stay away from black.

[Quindiana Jones]

Black is cool. You should just stay away from the dog.

[Calliope]

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As far as I can tell, white shirts are actually ideal for partying.

[Jiro]

Wearing white out is dangerous because even if you're careful, other people are fucking retarded and cover you in beer or something.

[Slothy]

http://www.altpress.com/images/uploads/news/news_andrewwk.png

As far as I can tell, white shirts are actually ideal for partying.

Of course you bring up the only guy who can pull it off.

[Calliope]

Well, he is writing The Party Bible...

[Jowy]

I have a bleach pre-treating pen and bottled soda water in my bag at all times in the event of a stain on one of my white oxfords.

[Shiny]

Black is cool. You should just stay away from the dog.

Her derp face is irresistible.