The "How would the poster above you die in a Horror movie?" thread

[Aulayna]

No-one posted above me. So clearly they are the murderer.

[Shorty]

Leaving the cabin to talk outside on cellphone to boyfriend, gets nabbed by a Tigmafuzz who is sporting a paper bag over his head with eyeball holes cut out and drags her out to the shed behind the house. The rest is history.

[Psychotic]

Zombie bear. No more needs to be said.

[Hollycat]

He survives to the very end, kills the Murderer with an Ice pick just before being killed himself, and then takes off the Murderers mask to see....


his own face


DUN dun DUN!

[Loony BoB]

Pecked to death by a duck.

[Jinx]

Drinks soup when it turns to a solid in his throat. Chokes to death.

[Sephex]

Rely on The Doctor to appear from nowhere to save her.

[Ghosteses]

killer eyeball sharks

[Jinx]

She's already dead. She's the tormented soul searching for peace.

[fire_of_avalon]

Weeping Angels.

[Night Fury]

I don't get killed, I'm the last one standing. I bet you Foa would be too.

So, the killer is either myself or foa, basically.

[Mercen-X]

Locky tries to kill FOA by stabbing her in the chest, but his own chests bursts open and he realizes he's stabbing himself because... he and FOA are the same person!

[Jinx]

Locky kills him serial-killer style simply because he kept calling her a man.

[Elskidor]

From giant Tetris blocks falling from the sky.

[Ghosteses]

Dark hallways and Pyramid Head.

[TrollHunter]

Loony Bob wanted your hair... and he got it.

[Jinx]

Troll Hunter VI: Revenge of the Trolls

[Ghosteses]

When the troll turned hunter into prey ;o

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Ghosteses would die on a ship called S.S. Ghost by a disgruntled sea pirate who's mad that their name is the ships name backwards.

[Ghosteses]

^ Good one!

A pack of... wolfs?

[Mercen-X]

Eh?

He would eats peanut butter obsessively without remembering his needs to breathe so chokes on peanut butter... tasty but slow and horrible.

[Aulayna]

Assassinated by the Illuminati for knowing too much. Method of death? A chemical compound in a soft drink beverage that would only react if combined with Mercen-X's genetic make-up causing him to spout off about chem-trails and UFOs before frothing at the mouth ala bath salts and then being double tapped by an Illuminati agent undercover as a Police officer.

[TrollHunter]

Attacked by a rabid sheep.

[Hollycat]

Death during snu-snu

[Shaibana]

died like the dumb blond one in every movie *curious noice* '' John, is that you?''

[noxious.sunshine]

Voldemort got her and used Avada Kedavra.

[TrollHunter]

Mugged by a gang of preschoolers.

[Psychotic]

Maybe he would just die of old age okay :colbert:

[Shaibana]

psycho is the bad guy/girl.
he/she dies at the hands of the main character.. and a toothbrush

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Shaibana dies by a sniper who's out to kill all members of the newbie party

[Shlup]

He would fall asleep when he was supposed to be standing watch and get stabbed in the neck before he could scream and then the murderer would kill everyone he was supposed to be protecting.

You should be ashamed, LWL.

[Quindiana Jones]

In some shark horror flick with Samuel L. Jackson, he's giving a passionate speech to inspire the remaining survivors. Halfway through this speech, in mid-sentence no less, a fucking shark appears and bites him in half. Shlup would go in a similar way, but she would be giving a speech scolding the remaining survivors for being such a bunch of whiny sissies and would instead be attacked by an octopus.

[Elskidor]

A surprise cheer comes out of nowhere from the 50 foot cheerleader.