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Sephex
10-26-2013, 05:27 AM
I DID IT! I MADE IT!
Elskidor
10-26-2013, 08:02 AM
I'll go out by being so upset about the lousy death options tonight, that I'll go down to the garage and in a fit of depression cut off my own head with a five dollar bill.
I forgot to check myself and thus wrecked myself
Madame Adequate
10-26-2013, 11:03 AM
I didn't check my cisvital privilege and a zombie killed me in a fit of pique :( Or possibly a fit of being a zombie, idk.
Laddy
10-26-2013, 06:56 PM
If I die from cancer induced from lack of Facebook likes I can at least call everyone complete jerks with no consequence.
Mirage
10-26-2013, 10:33 PM
I forgot to check my central african lower class female priviledge
EmperorCyan
10-27-2013, 12:13 AM
I will never die. I am immortal.
Shorty
10-27-2013, 02:22 AM
ahahahaha the room
Tigmafuzz
10-27-2013, 07:06 AM
"Han Solo is actually did shot me"
when were you when heat legend dies
Psychotic
10-27-2013, 10:01 AM
Gotta be Greedo.
noxious.sunshine
10-27-2013, 10:06 AM
Uhm.
what? How do I wanna die?
Via assisted suicide ala Dr. Kavorkian.
not really.
This question perplexes me .
Sephex
10-27-2013, 05:36 PM
"Han Solo is actually did shot me"
when were you when heat legend dies
I may or may not have been drunk when I made this thread.
Heath
10-27-2013, 07:53 PM
It's apparently not possible/allowed for non-royalty to die in a royal palace, so I'm hoping to hole myself up in Buckingham Palace and live forever. I'm sure that'll work.
fire_of_avalon
10-27-2013, 10:41 PM
So what would they do? "This woman is having a stroke!" *guardsmen throws her into the street*
Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-28-2013, 08:36 PM
People didn't like enough Facebook posts to prevent me from getting cancer. But since I live in America, I'll probably die from a gunshot wound and won't have to deal with terminal illness. It was probably Han Solo, except he was with a snake instead of a wookie. I think he's Voldemort. It all started when I forgot to check my privilege and so he teabagged me in Halo. He wanted to make up for it by watching a movie with me. He suggested The Room but I had an emergency Magic the Gathering game in my pants so I had to leave. Weirder things have happened.
I refuse to answer this poll.
Grim Reaper
10-28-2013, 08:58 PM
People didn't like enough Facebook posts to prevent me from getting cancer. But since I live in America, I'll probably die from a gunshot wound and won't have to deal with terminal illness. It was probably Han Solo, except he was with a snake instead of a wookie. I think he's Voldemort. It all started when I forgot to check my privilege and so he teabagged me in Halo. He wanted to make up for it by watching a movie with me. He suggested The Room but I had an emergency Magic the Gathering game in my pants so I had to leave. Weirder things have happened.I refuse to answer this poll.
Your soul has been acquired by The Undertaker.
I live in the US so I will probably get shot at one point or another.
LocoColt04
10-31-2013, 10:56 AM
UGH NO NOT THE ROOM ANYTHING BUT THE ROOM
Yeah, it's no wonder I died after that masterpiece of filmwork.
What a funny story, Loco.
LocoColt04
10-31-2013, 11:17 AM
If you've never seen The Room it's probably the perfect Halloween movie... I mean, it's the scariest thing I've ever seen, that's for certain.
The Room (2003) - IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368226/)
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