Eyes on FF Wrestling Federation: THUNDERDOME!

[Psychotic]

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Ever wanted to watch EoFF members have the absolute trout beaten out of them? That's not even a question. Of course you have. Well, I've always been one to give the people what they want!



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An average day in the staff forum, as a four way cage brawl between admins ends up turning bloody when meat cleavers come into play!

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Shorty piledrives foa in the female CK showdown inside of a barbed wire ring, while a blast from the past looks on...

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The battle for Cutest Couple turns nasty as Locky and Phil deliver a double slam to poor old Denmark. Sam doesn't care, though. She wants you to know how hot she is!

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A familiar face greets this epic 10 way brawl for supremacy! I put so many EoFFers in, the game can't even monitor the health bars!


How this sucker will work:

I'm going to set up some fights and allow for a lot of audience participation. There will be storylines culminating in showdowns at Pay-Per-Views (such as the Ciddies or the Elections). The more you participate in the thread and get into it, the more I'll feature you!
There is also a career mode and parallel to the main EoFF action, we will make our own wrestler and rise him through the ranks to become the true EoFF champion!
The game is Wrestling Mpire 2008. No, I know the graphics aren't great - it's a free game, what do you want! The women in particular look horrid. Either way, as the screenshots above show, there is a hell of a lot of stuff you can do with it.
Oh, I'll probably release my mod for it so you can all play at beating up EoFFers too.
I will do my best to forget about this thread in a week or two.



THE ROAD TO THE THUNDERDOME BEGINS

[Shorty]

*cracks knuckles*

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Whatcha gonna do when Wolfamania runs wild on you, brother!

Can you smell what the Wolf is cooking?

Leonhart 3:16 says I just whooped your *glass shatters*

Give me a hell yeah.

I'm in.

[I Took the Red Pill]

HAhahahahhahahahah the picture of Steve

[Psychotic]

I'm in.My friend, everyone is in.

The Eyes on Wrestling Federation is divided into a number of different promotions, each very different, each with its own style, history and wrestlers.

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General Chat
Manager: Psychotic
The big hitter of EoFF. Full of the biggest and most extreme stunts. Weapons, cages, violence - you name it. Some of the most famous members ply their trade here and they draw in a huge crowd.



Psychotic
Mister Adequate
Pike
Aulayna
Freya
Quin
Goldenboko
Faris
Cuchulainn
NorthernChaosGod
The Man
DK
Iceglow
nik0tine
Bert
Citizen Bleys
I Took The Red Pill
Qwertysaur
Rocket Edge
Clo
Lone Wolf Leonheart
Chionos
The Summoner of Leviathan
Levian
Samuraid
~*~Celes~*~
Cim
TrollHunter




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The Lounge
Manager: Del Murder
The Lounge is a very popular product beloved by many. Del Murder tries to offer a cleaner, purer product than General Chat, with the quality of wrestling prized over stunts and gimmicks.



Del Murder
Jiro
Shlup
Raistlin
Shorty
Calliope
Spuuky
Formalhaut
Laddy
Shiny
Bunny
PeeGee
Old Manus
Christmas
Bubba
Ouch!
UnbreakableWill
krissy
Pant Leg Eater
Heath
DMKA
Yeargdribble
Mercen-X
Evastio
Sephex
edczxcvbnm
Miss Lady Shelly
Miriel
NeoCracker
Rebellious Eagle


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#eoff
Manager: Loony BoB
#eoff has always been favoured by those who look down on General Chat and the Lounge. Its tag division is a jewel in the crown, boasting many of EoFF's couples.


Loony BoB
fire_of_avalon
smittenkitten
Locky
Happy Noodle Boy
Shauna
Mr Shauna
Denmark
Jinx
o_O
Fujko
Rantz
Tigmafuzz
WildRaubtier
Azar
rubah
Roogle
Agent Proto
Mirage
Parker
Sharky
shion
Lonely Paper Star
Baloki
Araciel
Futan
kotora




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Final Fantasy
Manager: Flying Mullet
Some might say it's a little old-fashioned, but the Final Fantasy forums still has a small but loyal following. Offering wrestling with high technical ability, many wrestlers from this promotion graduate to the big 3.


Flying Mullet
Vivi22
theundeadhero
Bolivar
Jessweeee
Flying Arrow
Wolf Kanno
Skyblade
Rostum
Flaming Ice
Ultima Shadow
Elly
blackmage_nuke
Alpha2099
Sephiroth
White Wizard of Fynn
jenovajunkie
KaiserDragon
ReloadPsi
Sum1sGruj
Edge7
Future Esthar
FFIX Choco Boy
Forsaken Lover
Phoenix Rising
Spooniest
Cloudane
nirojan
VeloZer0




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Wonder Square
Manager: Cid

The training ground for all newbies wanting to make their mark on Eyes on, and some who have been around for a while but haven't quite made it to the big leagues yet. Cid helps all who want to be an EoFF legend learn the ropes This is where you start in career mode!


Cid
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
noxious.sunshine
Nikki
Agrias
SuperMillionare
LocoColt04
Elskidor
scotty_ffgamer
Pete for President
black orb
Karifean
Red Mage Coffman
Shaibana
Vincent, Thunder God
maybee
charliepanayi
the_best_noob
milliegoesbeep
Værn
KentaRawr!
Shattered Dreamer
Dr. rydrum2112
GhandiOwnsYou
Shin Gundam
MJN SEIFER
HasteInTime
ShinwaTsuki
the_best_noob
Gamblet




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General Archive
Manager: RSL
All your old favourites are here, but any more than that I will not tell. A girl's gotta have some secrets... ;)

So come on then kids, who will be the biggest threats in each promotion? Who will be your main rivals and who will be your allies?

If you're not in any of the lists, then don't worry, there's always room for more people and if you're a keen follower of the thread then I'd be happy to put you in.

Oh, and a bonus point for whoever figures out what the promotion logos are based on.

[Jessweeee♪]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[Raistlin]

This sounds awesome.

Though if the Lounge league values quality over quantity, why do we have Shorty? :p

[Shorty]

Looks like you'll finally be able to put your bikini to actual use, Wesley. Between that and your long-winded speeches, I'm sure you'll floor any opponent daring enough to face you!

[Endless]

I'm in.My friend, everyone is in.


Lies.

[Psychotic]

Looks like you'll finally be able to put your bikini to actual use, Wesley. Between that and your long-winded speeches, I'm sure you'll floor any opponent daring enough to face you!You can actually see the weskini in the second shot.





I'm in.My friend, everyone is in.


Lies.What wonders does the General Archive hold, I wonder...?

[Slothy]

Though if the Lounge league values quality over quantity, why do we have Shorty? :p

Probably because she'll stab a bitch.

[Psychotic]

Anyway, we're about to kick off career mode. What should our wrestler be called? What should he/she look like and fight like? I'll begin playing tomorrow after work. :)

[Shorty]

Sandy Dandelions. She should have fair golden hair and a high kick that will bring the word to its knees.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I formally suggest that the wrestler's name be "Mingle Johnson"

[Aulayna]

Bring it you subforum nerds. General Chat will make sure you check yo'self because yo gonna wreck yo'self.

[Jinx]

Man, I've been having a really rough go of life lately, and this just made me crack up. Cheerio pip pip, Paul.

But I'm not Tifa's Boobs no mo.

[Pike]

oh my actual god that picture of Steve on the jumbotron I cannot even

[Del Murder]

Lounge World Order 4 lyfe

[Shauna]

Bring it you subforum nerds. General Chat will make sure you check yo'self because yo gonna wreck yo'self.

#eoff is not a subforum. We're gonna destroy you

[Madame Adequate]

Aside from the manager I'm listed top of the top division. If you come at me I will lift you above my head, break your back over my knee, and make you humble.

MDickie makes the best games in history and I recently spent way too long playing this stupid terrible amazing game. This thread is going to be good.

Unless he hides in archives, our character should be iamagod and every single one of his attacks should be crotch-based.

[Loony BoB]

Name it 'Newbie'. Alternatively, 'Trippyfly69' after our 1000th member from back in the day. Alternatively, name it after our latest member. Alternatively, Alternative Lee.

EDIT: I look forward to seeing stables come up and people break away from stable to stable in dramatic twists. This should be great. :D

EDITRA: foa belongs in #eoff! She's one of our prized ops! =]

[DK]

Hell yes i've been waiting for this. I demand Steve vs Arthur in a loser gets abused horrendously in some way match.

[Jinx]

You need to send over the stats of all the wrestlers to Loony BoB, so he can get some betting ring going!

[Faris]

Yaaaaaaaay! :excited:

I want to see a DK vs. Psy vs. Iceglow vs. BoB vs. Huxley. Feel free to team them up as you see fit.

[Jinx]

There also needs to be a Girls' Night Out match, and just have every girl on the forum wail on each other.

[Loony BoB]

What Jinx said, but as a lingerie match. :shifty:

[Jinx]

What Jinx said, but as a lingerie match. :shifty:

I think it can be assumed we'd all be wearing bikinis!

[Slothy]

BoB is the creepiest member on the forums apparently.

I shall curb stomp you all: for SCIENCE!

[Loony BoB]

Hey, I resent that. This is a forum with NeoCracker in it.

[Psychotic]

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First up, a showdown between I Took The Red Pill and Lone Wolf Leonheart to decide who takes the inter title!

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No holds barred! That's how we roll in Gen Chat, and Red Pill takes an early lead by smashing LWL with the belt they are fighting for.

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LWL struggles to get on top of both the match and Red Pill. ...is this my first gay joke? I have to get a lot of mileage out of these... again.

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Red Pill quickly counters, slamming poor LWL to the mat...


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And is now in the ascension, quite literally, hurling himself through the air.

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He's not the only one airborne, as he sends poor old LWL flying out of the ring and into a box, shattering it.

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And in a nice bit of improvisation, begins to smash the smurf out of LWL with the remnants of the box.


I am sorry to tell you the best screenshot of all was not saved for some reason. LWL got up and grabbed a metal pole, and began to advance on Red Pill. Not to be deterred, Red Pill seized hold of the only weapon nearby... a mop. Mop vs pipe. Yes. Yes indeed. I am so sorry.

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Disaster for Red Pill! After controlling this match and seemingly having the Inter title in the bag, he has suffered a critical injury. Still, it's probably his own fault for thinking a mop could beat a metal pole. You can see the offending pole going flying.

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Injured and unable to fight back, there is now only one victor.

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And we have a new champion! Pretty smug for a guy who was getting pasted for like 80% of the match. Red Pill's injury sees him out of action for a while... will he be hungry for revenge once he has healed up...?


Aside from the manager I'm listed top of the top division. If you come at me I will lift you above my head, break your back over my knee, and make you humble.

MDickie makes the best games in history and I recently spent way too long playing this stupid terrible amazing game. This thread is going to be good.You are indeed presently the champion of General Chat.

Also yes indeed. Did you ever play the You Testament? I went around biblical times smashing the smurf out of people with a stick. I don't think I learned anything about Jesus. As far as this game goes, it was the best of games, it was the best of games.


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EDITRA: foa belongs in #eoff! She's one of our prized ops! =]

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"Hi everyone! It's me, Loony BoB! I'm super-psyched to announce the newest member of the #eoff family: fire_of_avalon! Watch out for her deadly underscores, folks! Ha ha ha!

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"I do not know this dork. Anyway, I look forward to slamming y'all if you are a jerk."

As an aside, yeah, foa has always been in #eoff, I just missed her out when typing that list. Oopsie. :shobon:

Bring it you subforum nerds. General Chat will make sure you check yo'self because yo gonna wreck yo'self.

#eoff is not a subforum. We're gonna destroy you

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As Aulayna is trying to walk backstage, she is ambushed!

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It's Shauna and her partner in crime, the suave-even-when-elbow-dropping Mr. Shauna! They're out for revenge after Aulayna's comments about General Chat's supremacy!

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Poor Aulayna is slammed headfirst into a ladder as she takes an almighty beating.

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How will Loony BoB respond to this? These are two of his favourite wrestlers but surely he cannot condone what they have done! And will General Chat be out for revenge?

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Vivi22 and Jessweeee face off for the main title in the FF forums!

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Vivi starts off strongly, with this powerful slam on Jessweeee.

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Jessweeee fights back, acrobatically flipping onto Vivi...

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...and launching him out of the ring!

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And she follows him over the top!


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The two then collide, with Jessweeee, the smaller of the two, coming out of it the worse.

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They make their way back into the ring and Vivi is now in total control.

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Smashing Jessweee's face in and it's only a matter of time...

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He looks pretty smurfing :smug: for someone who just pounded a girl half his size, but I guess he is still the champ.

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But I'm not Tifa's Boobs no mo.Yeah sorry about that, I started work on this months ago, as you may be able to tell from the huge amount of EoFFers in it. :shobon: It's fixed now.


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What's this? Raistlin's taken to the ring, and called Shorty out!

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"If the Lounge values quality over quantity, why do we have Shorty?"

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"Looks like you'll finally be able to put your bikini to actual use, Wesley. Between that and your long-winded speeches, I'm sure you'll floor any opponent daring enough to face you!"

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As these two... titans... of the Lounge square off... who is this coming to the ring? BAH GAWD, it's Lounge manager, Del Murder!

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"Now listen, I've had enough of this whiny bulltrout! This might be how you two knuckleheads did things in Eyes on Each Other, but this isn't how we roll in The Lounge!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---2113353_zps4cb58771.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---2113353_zps4cb58771.jpg.html)
"You two need to settle this trout in the ring, and stop this petty sniping."

AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION TIME
Normally I let whoever wins, wins. But not this time. Let's rig a fight. Who should win? Shorty or Raistlin? Vote now! ;)

Feel free to keep the suggestions for our career mode character coming in too.

I also hope this has shown you how your actions in the thread can impact on the action in the game!

[Shorty]

:|

[Jinx]

You made Wesley a chick, so he should win.

Omg, this is so brilliant. Shauna and Mr. Shauna just wailing on Aulayna.

And I love how all of the women are some weird shape inbetween a cylinder and a cube and have mullet hairs.

[Psychotic]

Yeah I should point out that in this game that women use the same body model as men. Those boobs? They are literally painted on.

[I Took the Red Pill]

Disaster for Red Pill! After controlling this match and seemingly having the Inter title in the bag, he has suffered a critical injury. Still, it's probably his own fault for thinking a mop could beat a metal pole. You can see the offending pole going flying.Clearly you have never seen me wield a mop.

[Agent Proto]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---2164433_zpsf3e37fec.jpg

Looks like Steve appears to be enjoying this. :D

[Slothy]

He looks pretty smurfing :smug: for someone who just pounded a girl half his size, but I guess he is still the champ.

If you step in the ring with me all bets are off and no holds are barred. Come to win or don't come at all.

Shorty was a jerk butt recently so I say let Raist win. :p

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Yes! Read it and weep, ladies and gents. You're looking at your new Intercontinental Champion. I'm available for autographs and photo ops. Yes, ladies, I'll accept your telephone numbers. :smug:

48196

[Aulayna]

I forgot that the #eoffers are pack rats, but... *maniac smile* ...the extermination crew are coming.

[Madonna]

Oh, and a bonus point for whoever figures out what the promotion logos are based on.They look like brush examples for Photoshop. Being unable to tell with any certainty will drive me mad.

I am excited to see how most of these divisions work out, except maybe for the one with the_best_noob in it twice. Now get all these people in here and so we can read some awesomely bad face or heel posts. Every wrestling fan knows a good show has that struggle between good and evil taunting you endlessly.

The career character should obviously be Belto Maxon, and Belto should have the goal of obtaining every championship belt ever, past, present, and future. His trademark move will be The Cinch, and his moveset should incorporate cartwheels, wrapping choke holds, and spinning double lariats.

[Aulayna]

Oh, and a bonus point for whoever figures out what the promotion logos are based on.

The forum skins?

[Pheesh]

This is brilliant, I haven't been this interested in wrestling since I was 13.

[Rantz]

Oh man, I can't wait to slam some filthy, slithering GCers. We'll see how CHATTY they feel when I pound them into the GENERAL GROUND!!!

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg



Hell yes i've been waiting for this. I demand Steve vs Arthur in a loser gets abused horrendously in some way match.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---65230_zps35869e21.jpgWelcome to Quin vs Iceglow in a hardcore last man standing / first blood match. The way the winner is decided is not your typical wrestling 3 count pin, no sir. The winner is the one to either cause his opponent to bleed, or knock him out for a 10 count. Oh, and did I mention the ropes are electrified barbed wire?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---69560_zpsd4dd8c51.jpg

Quin rubbing his crotch into Iceglow's face. Honestly, this stuff just writes itself.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---71700_zpsdfebb614.jpg

Another thing you should all be aware of is who the referee is. That's right, it's the man who suggested this match - DK. It's also who I happen to be controlling. :)


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---76189_zps4375a000.jpg

Quin smashes Steve with a wooden board, and I am delighted to announce the international debut of the photobombing broom, which I held throughout this match. Why is it called the photobombing broom?


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---84359_zpsab6bc19c.jpg


Yes. Yes indeed. Incidentally, this is is Steve headfirst in the electrified wires. Did it fry his brain any more than it is fried? I could not tell you.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---89035_zps1c8f67f9.jpg

The poor lad then gets suplexed into the wires. They do say you poo yourself when you get electrocuted...


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---117303_zps13fc0a7a.jpg

The fight takes to the floor, and Steve bravely tries to fight off a man with a wooden board using only a fist, as referee DK tickles the back of his head with a broom.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---126701_zps20a7bea5.jpg

Quin pulls off his special move - and I am not impressed, because it has just knocked me to the floor!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---129780_zpsf2121df6.jpg

Partially because I feel sorry for Steve and partially because I have just been accosted, I bulldog Quin into the guard rail and wail on him for a while.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---138079_zps721735da.jpg

However, Quin soon gets back into my good books as he takes Steve to the floor, picks up a brick, and then begins brutally smashing his head in with it. This would actually kill a person. I am slightly impressed, slightly horrified.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---172895_zps66bb5b1d.jpg

Photobombing broom watches on as a scratched up Quin smacks a very scratched up Steve in the mouth with a nightstick.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---151617_zps43a42d56.jpg

The action goes back into the ring. To explain this screenshot, Quin, for whatever reason, kept repeatedly running into the ropes and shocking himself. Steve, battered and bruised, stands and watches, and then salutes. I am touched by this.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---188949_zps66c4bbbb.jpg

It is at this point that I have had enough - the match is taking forever and I've got to go to work, damn you both! I begin to pound Quin's face in with a broom.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---190419_zps01456261.jpg

And then, the amusing happens - Quin gets injured. Bear in mind that Steve has been smashed with wooden boards, bricks, nightsticks. He's been slammed, electrocuted, thrown out of the ring. No injuries. Quin takes two taps from DK with a broom and now has an injury.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---192683_zpsf625b55f.jpg

Oh well, better beat them both for good measure. One of them is bound to bleed sooner or later or get knocked out.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---199862_zps98383f41.jpg

Kneel! Kneel before Zod!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---204199_zps0024adf7.jpg

Oh yeah, wait, I'm the referee. :shobon: I declare Quin, lying on the floor in agony, to be the winner. Iceglow will now be the only wrestler in history to lose to an injured opponent.

How will General Chat cope now with Quin joining Red Pill and Aulayna on the evergrowing injury list? Will this spate of injuries see a shift away from the extreme weapon-based style which can be so punishing to a wrestler's body?



Oh, and a bonus point for whoever figures out what the promotion logos are based on.

The forum skins?Yes indeed! For this, you have won... a title shot! Aulayna (when she has healed, of course!) will square off against Mister Adequate for the General Chat title at the next PPV... details of which will be revealed very, very soon...

Come along dickbutts, vote! Raistlin or Shorty! PM me!

[Loony BoB]

PM'ed.

As for General Chat, puh-lease, I condone anything that involves us winning. However, I do prefer us winning dignified and fair fights. Since the Shauna's are clearly eager for a brawl, I am happy for them to have a tag team fight against Aulayna and a partner of her choosing. If she's too busy with her title shot, I'll instead put them up against a #eoff couple of her choice.

[Madame Adequate]

Aulayna I shall end you.

[Shauna]

:shobon:

[Jinx]

Oh, Quinny boy

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Wonder-Square-3_zpsbdf125d2.jpg



Unless he hides in archives, our character should be iamagod and every single one of his attacks should be crotch-based.Yes.

But... what does he look like? Hmm. And then I took inspiration from another favourite.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/untitled_zpsfdc6c161.png (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/untitled_zpsfdc6c161.png.html)



http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Karifean-Oct-2013---20214_zpse1acce45.jpg

And here he is, in wrestling form. Oh yes. That skin cancer inducing tan. That deliciously spiked hair. The pink tights. Let's do this!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---202478_zpse80173b8.jpg

This, ladies and gentlemen, is none other than Cid, the founder of this website.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---202558_zpsa3caa36b.jpg

He's not a particularly cheery kind of fellow though, is he?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---202863_zpsdd1bb29f.jpg

iamagod cares not what you say, old man! Give me any opponent! Any at all! I'll sma-

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---202981_zpsb8a3cecf.jpg

And before I know what's what, I am face down at the feet of charliepanayi, having had my head smashed in. What is going on?!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---203718_zpsebec1eb3.jpg

Momentum soon swings my way though. After all, iamagod.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---204548_zpsad250b6f.jpg

Oh yeah, take that! Check out the facial expressions. Also anyone who has ever been to the football thread will probably find it hilarious that the game is having me fight panayi.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---204019_zps8823987b.jpg

Let's just say this is what usually happens in that thread and leave it at that. :smug:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---206235_zps0d92d2c6.jpg

I have him outside of the ring and deliver the spectactular shooting star press from the top of the turnbuckle!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---205705_zpsc007e669.jpg

...which hilariously misses. And then, as panayi gets up, Cid jumps down and hits him with a double axe-handle. That's right - the ref is fighting for me! Even Cid knows how glorious I am.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---207042_zpsd90784b2.jpg

After that, it is inevitable really. Everyone get into a big man pile and START HUGGING!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---207077_zpsbb66087c.jpg

Never in doubt. :smug:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Oct-2013---207367_zps2b495180.jpg

Wrestling Review is one of the two newspapers. I've naturally named one the EoFF Post. Any suggestions on what to rename this are welcomed!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---208600_zpscabde924.jpg

Cid calls me into the office and for some reason doesn't like my sense of fashion.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---208921_zpsf8b3a9b2.jpg

I do what I want. You have problem? :quina:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---208336_zps4199842f.jpg

BREAKING NEWS: Man discovers how to gesture in 11 new ways! Wow, the EoFF Post sure has gotten worse since Marick left. ...actually, on reflection, this is probably an improvement.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---208496_zps0dfee1b9.jpg

Now this is the kind of news we want to see! He's probably trying to whip himself into shape after Miley rejected him.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---209649_zps617b9172.jpg

Next up, a tag battle against charliepanayi's team! He has a team? Arsenal?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---209896_zps5dc0e632.jpg

Oh god, we need a friend. Who should I approach to be our new bud?

[Shorty]

ahahahaha oh my sweet lord that's who iamagod is A+++

Loco for the new friend!

[Tigmafuzz]

Rantz's character model should be ten feet tall.

[Aulayna]

Aulayna I shall end you.

Fighting talk there, but you can't smell what this rock is cooking. Quina's kitchen is salivating at this can of whoop ass that's about to be opened. THE GAME, IS COMING.

(also regarding the tag-team, my partner would be Psychotic - or, if it was a couples v couples tag team then let's stoke the furnace a bit - Loony BoB and smittenkitten VS The Shaunas)

[Jessweeee♪]

I nominate Vincent Thunder God

[Shorty]

Loony BoB and smittenkitten VS The Shaunas

YES

[Pheesh]

Shorty sucker punched me in the mouth one time, I demand vengeance!

sk2fXsnzirI

[Shorty]

Shorty sucker punched me in the mouth one time, I demand vengeance!

sk2fXsnzirI

It wasn't a sucker punch if it was provoked! You deserved what you got :colbert:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiodyh6BP1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

[LocoColt04]

Loco for the new friend!;) It's what I do.



ALSO WHY IS THE_BEST_NOOB IN THE GROUP LIST TWICE WHY ARE THERE TWO IS IT SOME MAGICAL TWIN POWER

IS THE WONDER TWIN POWER ACTIVATING

FORM OF SOMETHING AWESOME AND FORM OF SOMETHING WET?!???!

[Freya]

OOh i'm in the GC crew. Awesome.

[Pheesh]

Shorty sucker punched me in the mouth one time, I demand vengeance!

sk2fXsnzirI

It wasn't a sucker punch if it was provoked! You deserved what you got :colbert:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meiodyh6BP1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

http://img.pandawhale.com/73807-yoda-you-will-be-gif-Imgur-S5dH.gif

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/The-Lounge_zps8205cd78.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4559939_zps3f158f28.jpg

To kick us off, we have some tag action from the Lounge. Shorty and Raistlin's big feud will be settled at the next pay-per-view, but for Shorty has teamed up with Jiro while Raistlin is paired with Shlup as they go head-to-head.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4672609_zps6de68d9a.jpg

With passions running high, the match begins with a furious brawl.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4674998_zps276753be.jpg

Hot girl on girl action, and hot boy on old man action!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4576874_zps07acb35a.jpg

Raistlin uses the world famous "Make you smell my armpit" attack.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4604228_zps9e1a0aa5.jpg

Shorty and Jiro counter with the equally famous "Repeatedly stomp on Raistlin's head" attack.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4690517_zps6dcdefee.jpg

Shorty sure does love squeezing the other girl's heads between her thighs, doesn't she? (See OP!) That's her finisher.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4700968_zps1906d3c6.jpg

Shlup knows when she is bested and tags Raistlin in.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4709721_zps5f2728c3.jpg

Shorty also quickly tags Jiro in, and the two of them combine to send Raistlin through the air with all the grace of a ballerina.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4709892_zps3f1ba75e.jpg

Don't worry folks, his nasty bump back to earth will be cushioned by a nice, soft and squishy face. :)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4726873_zps73de3dfb.jpg

Speaking of his nice, soft and squishy face, it appears to have been inserted into Jiro's anus. Yes. Yes indeed.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4594712_zpsdc35d4c7.jpg

Legal? It bloody well shouldn't be.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4735527_zps8e93da24.jpg

Raistlin seems to genuinely enjoy being slammed by Jiro. "Hi mom! I'm on TV! ...wearing a bikini and oh yes, I've just had my head inside another man's butt!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4737698_zps0564cd08.jpg

Raistlin also seems to enjoy having Jiro lie on him, and Shlup cannot get across in time to save the match.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4738183_zpsac2a8957.jpg

Shorty is too busy celebrating their victory over her hated rival to notice Shlup has just kicked Jiro in the face.

Raistlin will be hungry for revenge when they meet for his title at the next Pay-Per-View!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/eoff_zps41664682.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4790969_zpsaabd8e7c.jpg

Speaking of meeting for a title, Pantz defends the #eoff title against Agent Proto.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4793404_zpsd160a3a9.jpg

The champion starts off well, delivering a crushing slam to the challenger.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4800450_zpsb4717cb0.jpg

However, Proto fights back hard, knocking Pantz out of the ring and launching him off the guard railing.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4805948_zpsa31da6a4.jpg

Cool screenshot, huh? :cool: As an aside, I really love Proto's outfit. It's brilliant.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4827704_zpsca35398b.jpg

Wait a minute... why has a :colbert: appeared on the big screen? Who is this making his way to the ring?!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4831434_zpsa8861379.jpg

It's Psychotic! But he's the General Chat manager! Look out Proto and Pantz, he's seized the #eoff title belt!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4843897_zps10a8c14f.jpg

The two notice him all too late, and struggle in vain to get the belt back. Unfortunately they are no match after having fought a gruelling encounter.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4847900_zpsca3baff0.jpg

Psychotic beats them both with the belt, leaving them both battered and bruised.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4849669_zps4b681a29.jpg

He then walks out of the ring, still carrying the belt!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4879915_zps6bb0434a.jpg

"Loony BoB, this one's for you. Very kind of you to offer a tag match as a "fair" way of resolving things. Know this - General Chat collects on it's god damn debts. I'm taking this belt as payment for the insult of you attacking Aulayna. Your wrestlers clearly find your own federation boring if they have to resort to appearing on my show.

Oh, I accept your challenge. A team representing General Chat will gladly destroy whatever pathetic excuses for wrestlers #eoff can offer up... at LUCKY PUMPKINS!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Lucky-Pumpkins-banner_zps64731ef1.jpg

LUCKY PUMPKINS
HALLOWEEN 2013

[Madame Adequate]

I can't even begin to handle how magical this whole thing is. I just... you bring a tear to my eye. Paul swing by my place sometime and I'll take you out for dinner. You know, cloth napkins, some wine, a little romance.

[Loony BoB]

Oh, I wasn't aware that Psychotic is a gigantic dick in EWF as well as real life. Silly me. >=|

Wait, how much control do you have over all this stuff? Making yourself go in and beat up two men? Ego-stroker! :p

KentaRawr! gets my vote for iamagod's buddy on the basis of him helping me learn the ropes when I ventured into FFXI a little more than cluelessly.

[Quindiana Jones]

Oh god, is this actually happening? I think this is actually happening. :love:

Mrs and Mrs Shauna, too scared to fight fair, are you? Well, in that case we won't have a fair fight. I'll take you both on like Titus Pullo; by myself. And you know what happens when poor fools try to swarm Titus Pullo?

They eventually win. :(

[Psychotic]

Ego? In professional wrestling? Well I never :monocle:

Yes a wrestler with a weapon can take out two wrestlers who have been in a long and gruelling fight. It's a wrestling storyline. One week you win, the next you lose. Relax.

And pick your team for Lucky Pumpkins!

[Shauna]

We can take any of you on - any time, any where. :3

[Jinx]

Beautiful.

[Quindiana Jones]

We can take any of you on - any time, any where. :3

I hope your mothers can play the bagpipes, because you're already dead.

[Loony BoB]

If their parents can play bagpipes my money is on you not getting within 50 feet of either of them because you'll be too scared some relative might be nearby with some bagpipes on hand. Ya wee Jessy.

[Ayen]

This is the greatest thread in all history.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Wonder-Square-3_zpsbdf125d2.jpg


Loco for the new friend!
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---185402_zpsddba5923.jpg

Well okay let's see how this goes.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---186293_zps35716b15.jpg

YOU DICK, LOCO! :argh: No need to be such an asshole! ...why are you holding your stomach? Did you eat some bad seafood which made you cranky?


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---190012_zpsc28dca07.jpg

Oh well, off to the tag team match. And it turns out charliepanayi is not my foe... but my partner? And we're fighting Cid? ...who the hell is that? It's maybee apparently.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---194498_zps79ac0262.jpg

iamagod begins the fight with his patented "Beat them in the face with this bottle" move.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---200393_zpsab3a2068.jpg

Wait a minute... the referee... is that... no... no it can't be... Raistlin?!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---206613_zpsa141aef4.jpg

Cid then begins to hammer me into the dust. He tosses poor iamagod right out of the ring, leaving him lying there for a good minute.

This is bad. iamagod and charliepanayi are both weakened from the last fight - they are both utter bums and so have poor recovery. Cid and maybee have full stamina, and Cid being, well, Cid, has much higher stats. There is no way I can win this fight, and if I try, Cid will pound me even worse and my stamina will be shot for the next fight too. I need to take decisive action. TIME TO GET DISQUALIFIED!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---211197_zps2759068e.jpg

By twatting Raistlin in the face repeatedly with a fire extinguisher! ...this does not get me disqualified. Okay, plan B!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---215199_zps7604d79f.jpg

Grab a TV, smash Cid in the face, everyone wins! ...oh look, it's the Colbert Report. :)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---228680_zps2c7af85b.jpg

Unfortunately, comedy and disaster strikes. As I am carrying this big heavy object into the ring, maybee drops me face first into the canvas... and the television, destroying both it and iamagod.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---229628_zps20350eb3.jpg

Oh dear. Humiliation in the ruins of a broken television.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---233876_zps5559e37d.jpg

Alright, alright, rub it in :argh:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---248988_zps300de339.jpg

Oh you don't? Well you could've fooled me, given that you insisted on fighting me and panayi when we were at half strength. :colbert:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---250995_zpsaf7425b1.jpg

Oh. Uh. Well. Given that Cid in this universe is likely a multimillionaire promotion owner, asking for $400 seems kind of silly.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---252372_zpsd031a298.jpg

Whatever though, iamagod makes his own luck! Let's do this thing!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---243733_zpscdd0efda.jpg

What's in the news today, I wonder...? Looks like some interesting articles there. (I found out how to mod those too :D)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---253950_zpsfcb255fe.jpg

Suddenly, I am called to a meeting in Cid's office... again? Really? But instead of Cid, it is Psychotic, and his enforcer, DK! And what a very interesting offer.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---255178_zps3d53eaa1.jpg

Oh ho... you mean that same match with the ref I just bribed? Ho ho ho ho. Very interesting.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---276607_zps5ac4ad26.jpg

Last Man Standing Match, you say? Very interesting indeed...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Lucky-Pumpkins-banner_zps64731ef1.jpgLUCKY PUMPKINS
HALLOWEEN 2013

IAMAGOD vs MAYBEE

Last Man Standing Match

RAISTLIN vs SHORTY

Singles Match, The Lounge World Championship at stake

MISTER ADEQUATE vs AULAYNA

Cage Match, General Chat World Championship at stake

GENERAL CHAT TEAM vs #EOFF TEAM

Tag Team Match

TRICK OR TREAT...?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Dude the Steve headline is incredible. These are consistently the best threads every time you do them. :aimkiss:

[Jinx]

Is there not a curly fro-mess hair option? You've done Loco's glorious tresses a great disservice, sir.

[Shorty]

I will grind your stupid Raistlin face into the dust, Raistlin. And then I will do a jig on your corpse and laugh.

[DK]

I swear to god, that advert, I died horrendously.

also what the living shit kind of dire outfit am I wearing in that office xD full on 90's pro wrestler skintight jeans.

[Ayen]

MY GAWD! iamgod's foot just went through the face of Cid!

[LocoColt04]

Is there not a curly fro-mess hair option? You've done Loco's glorious tresses a great disservice, sir.AGREED, this must be why I declined the offer so rudely. Someone muffed up my hair.



Loco for the new friend!
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---185402_zpsddba5923.jpg

Well okay let's see how this goes.


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YOU DICK, LOCO! :argh: No need to be such an asshole! ...why are you holding your stomach? Did you eat some bad seafood which made you cranky?

Oh, right, that. Yeah, I'm allergic to seafood, so maybe that's the REAL reason I was so cranky.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Lucky-Pumpkins-banner_zps64731ef1.jpg


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Lucky Pumpkins kicks off with a very friendly greeting from maybee. You may recall that a contract with General Chat is on the line.

Now, I've been thinking. Why on earth does General Chat want me? I've fought in two matches, one of them was a win by the narrowest of margins, and in the other I ended up tripping over into a television and being utterly humiliated.

...wait a minute.

General Chat love all that weapon violence stuff. Maybe they're really impressed by my ability to take a television to the face! They want me to job to everyone and be that guy who takes heavy blows and concussions! Hurray! Well, if it's weapon violence they want, weapon violence they shall have!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---279959_zps0fe3470d.jpg

Whoa whoa whoa no need to drop the a-bomb! Someone sounds a bit clingy though if you ask me.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---281973_zpsa44a9727.jpg

You tell 'em, lad.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---288771_zps5d911942.jpg

TRADEMARK BOTTLE RUSH.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---297446_zps829f3007.jpg

This image sums up how the rest of the fight went.

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I repeatedly smashed her skull in with a chair. Oh, and the ref's too. The ref, by the way, the one that Cid promised to arrange to be on my side? Yeah... the ref is Cid himself. Awkward.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---303212_zps8883a89a.jpg

After about 16 or so sickening crunches following a steel chair being slammed into her head, maybee stops moving... apart from the odd twitch. Honestly, it wasn't even a match, it was just a brutal beating.

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You're god damn right. Revenge is sweet... but was it enough to impress Psychotic?

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Meanwhile, Shorty takes on Raistlin for the Lounge title. Remember, this is the one where you all voted for the winner!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---333952_zps1832c285.jpg

Raistlin gives Shorty a traditional lawyer's greeting.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---353193_zps10662610.jpg

However, she then catches his foot. I wouldn't touch that thing myself but hey ho.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---358909_zpsb014f75e.jpg

And she gives him the old heave ho!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---359852_zpsacca312c.jpg

Shorty goes for a surprisingly early pin attempt but only gets a 2-count.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---343478_zps27b86512.jpg

And now it's time for the Raistlin Being Creepy Show.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---363596_zps544505fb.jpg

That face.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---368136_zps9ac2b26e.jpg

Seriously.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---372119_zps9fba8207.jpg

Raistlin, seizing momentum, delivers his special move to Shorty, knocking out the ref too!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---379393_zps4e15d905.jpg

Instead of going for the pin, however, the idiot ran around taunting and Shorty snuck up behind him and choked him. Still, looks like he's enjoying that too.

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This, not so much.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---394490_zps8e9df778.jpg

However, this does not deter him. The stadium isn't impressed, but Raistlin's going flying!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---395668_zps996b5e39.jpg

And like an idiot, he totally misses, hurting himself in the process.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---414479_zps95744f57.jpg

Shorty then dumps him out of the ring and goes flying down onto him herself!

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She sort of collides with him, but mostly ends up destroying that barrier. Will this mean a win for Shorty?

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Nah. :)

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Yes, Raistlin is doing a Hulk Hogan celebration with the belt. Don't blame me, you voted for him!

[Jinx]

Raistlin, what a creep.

[Loony BoB]

Wrestling playing second fiddle to Steve article here, not that the wrestling is bad but ahahahaha, I'm totally with Red Pill, that was amazing.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Lucky-Pumpkins-banner_zps64731ef1.jpg


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Mister Adequate now takes on Aulayna in a cage match to decide who the champion of General Chat will be.

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Mister Adequate wields his belt... Aulayna wields... her... dynamite?

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Aulayna snatches the belt from the champion - delivering a low kick in the process - a portent of things to come?

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Huxley strikes back with a powerful drop kick right to the face.

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I have no idea what the hell he does here. (they're both AI controlled fyi) He walks over to the corner, rips off the protective padding...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---469168_zpsce3e49ca.jpg

...climbs up...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---473738_zps8f37d93b.jpg

...then falls off for no apparent reason. Yeah. I... I don't know. I just thought it was funny.

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Aulayna then rakes his eyes, leaving him apparently sobbing.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---619594_zps636605e2.jpg

He soon retaliates in fine style, grabbing his belt and slamming her.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---622716_zps94069f99.jpg

And indeed throwing her around like a rag doll.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---625302_zpsbe78cb71.jpg

Ooooh, that's gotta hurt though! Aulayna nails a low blow to the stones!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---635610_zps8b102aa0.jpg

Infuriated, Huxley lands an absolutely devastating powerbomb, causing major damage to Aulayna.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---637816_zps0ccbf3c2.jpg

He then... puts his hands over her face? I... what?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---640678_zps59b68382.jpg

Oh yeah, hilariously the ref spent the entirity on the outside of the cage. Whenever anyone attempted a pin or a submission (The win conditions were that they can win via these or escape) he began to climb up... and then when they stopped he'd climb down again.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---647380_zpsb9bb4fbd.jpg

Well doesn't he look truly evil?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---648111_zps042a1090.jpg

BLOMP! Aulayna is probably going to either be paralysed or dead. A handicapped ghost, if you will.

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Huxley then puts her in a submission hold, and waits for the ref to climb in. As soon as his feet touch the ring canvas, she taps.

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Huxley retains his title... and cops an eyeful of Auly's ass as she climbs out of the cage.

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The champion awaits the referee to hand him the belt...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---659255_zps751c201e.jpg

...and instead, the ref climbs out with it! I am not so sure the AI knows what to do, so it has dear old MILF repeatedly pick up and drop Auly's dynamite.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---167193_zps346293bb.jpg

The #eoff team of The Fabulous Shaunas take on the General Chat team of Quin and Freya in a tag match!

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Shauna powerfully launches Quin into Freya. First blood, #eoff! Oh yeah, and for those of you moaning about LocoColt's straight hair, spare a thought for Quin! His 'fro looks redonkyoulous xD No, there are no curly hairs.

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She then whips Quin into the corner and stands there and flexes her muscles under the watchful eye of Steve.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---175046_zps774c5194.jpg

Tagging Matt in, he continues the punishment while Shauna carries on with the gun show. Oh, and that suave ref? Old Man Mullet.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---178512_zps46f805c5.jpg

Quin scrabbles up and manages to send Matt to the, well, mat...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---180264_zps1b97e77e.jpg

...and takes advantage of this to quickly tag Freya in.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---182100_zps65f9f2d7.jpg

Matt gives her a royal Scottish welcome!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---187468_zps0eb3f82a.jpg

And then for some reason they both decide to tag out again.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---200410_zpsb816a7e2.jpg

Welp! Quin just got a whole lot less prettier! Shauna then tags Matt in.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---204436_zpsb73bc4da.jpg

However, Quin returns the favour, rearranging Matt's face with his boot, and sending him to the floor below, hard. Quin then dives off the ring apron and onto Matt's head.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---207575_zps084c096a.jpg

A brawl between the quartet breaks out; Quin über alles.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---216066_zps9286c642.jpg

Unfortunately for the #eoff softies, they're not used to such brutal brawls, unlike the GC duo who are used to far worse, and the latter quickly gain the upperhand.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---219531_zps06feeaf7.jpg

Remember when I said first blood #eoff? That was metaphorical. First literal blood goes to GC. Quite where Matt is bleeding from is never made clear.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---223273_zps48613f63.jpg

With Shauna still struggling with Freya outside, Quin is able to pin her other half...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---224752_zps2c44bdeb.jpg

...and claim victory for General Chat!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---226778_zps0687df98.jpg

He then climbs over the barriers and wanders off into the empty stadium as a victory celebration. Weird.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---2025227_zpsa652da32.jpg

Meanwhile backstage, a paranoid and crazed lonny bob rants and raves at Shauna and how they have let him down. They do not react particularly well.

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After they leave, an angry Pantz bursts in, criticising BoB for not putting him on the #eoff team and furious that he does not have his belt back. He threatens to leave #eoff... causing BoB to have a meltdown. He has flipped. Gone off the deep end.

Oh, I wasn't aware that Psychotic is a gigantic dick in EWF as well as real life. Silly me. >=|

Wait, how much control do you have over all this stuff? Making yourself go in and beat up two men? Ego-stroker! :p


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---2051870_zpsf2ce74e6.jpg

TRICK OR TREAT,

TRICK OR TREAT,

CANDY IS DANDY...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---2053721_zps294df335.jpg

...BUT MURDER IS SWEET.

Happy Halloween :)

[Rantz]

Ahahaha oh crap

I like my green hat.

[Freya]

Woot woot! Take that #eoff!

[Shauna]

xD Excellent.

You win this time GC...

[Shorty]

LEGAL LEGAL LEGAL LEGAL LEGAL

[Ayen]

Mister Adequate forgot how to use a turnbuckle.

[Quindiana Jones]

Quin! Quin! Quin uber alles!

I'm not scared of BoB. I once took almost two broomstick taps to the head, I reckon I can take on a ponce with a knife. :smug:

[Shorty]

almost? xD

[Tigmafuzz]

This is the greatest thread in all history.

[Madonna]

Oh man, that Lucky Pumpkins event was great, and I did not even have to pay for it. I am utterly crushed the Shaunas did not crush Gee Cee with typical Scottish brutality. Huxley should have lost for not knowing how to violently maim a person's face with an exposed buckle and for drinking before a match. Everyone, Aulayna included, should get a powerup for being masked; masked wrestlers are clearly the best.

[Loony BoB]

Team Shaunas, what the hell. :(

Pantz, what the hell. :(

Quin, this is all your fault. Obviously the only solution is to KILL YOU. ...Wait, what!? xD

[Madame Adequate]

Mister Adequate forgot how to use a turnbuckle.

Didn't forget shit, I was just showing that I can clown around and still leave my foes paralyzed.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---314791_zpsea1d5c72.jpg

We begin with a job offer from Psychotic!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---316814_zpse31738b8.jpg

Not fantastic, but it's a step up in iamagod's career. Let's do this!


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Our first match is against the ever friendly Nikki, who welcomes us to General Chat.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---206048_zpsbba074b9.jpg

A stir? Yes. Yes I have. Once I fell into a television. It hurted. :)


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Oh lord, she's the one person who has actually been nice to us in all of this and iamagod has to go run his big mouth.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---207664_zps917d032f.jpg

WHAM! I'm ready for the big leagues!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---207918_zps749ced88.jpg

The look of ecstacy on his face as he punts her in the crotch is troubling.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---208299_zps814c0dbd.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod-Nov-2013---208299_zps814c0dbd.jpg.html)
Time for another acrobatic shooting star press!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---208403_zps454f7308.jpg

And again it's a miss. I don't know why anybody bothers going up the turnbuckle in this game.


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Doot de doot de doo, stomping on a mother's head, la di da de da...


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---210078_zpsf55a4f3d.jpg

I certainly am that. :smug:


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---210930_zps9f359287.jpg

A good start to our career in General Chat!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---211347_zps8b1b368f.jpg

...favour? Oh god. Wait a minute, "night"? It's broad daylight outside...


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---211445_zps09740938.jpg

Oh, good, so not that sort of favour.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---211664_zps34a18d69.jpg

ONE HUNDRED BUCKS?!??!?!?! COUNT ME IN!!!!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---211887_zps89c7d495.jpg

And look at that, it's a title match! Well, for the Inter title anyway.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---211986_zpsd0799dd5.jpg

Oh no iamagod what are you doing.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---212067_zps1bf5580e.jpg

Fair point. I probably will beat the hell out of both of them anyway.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---212386_zpsc95d9889.jpg

...or not, because Lone Wolf Leonheart had an injury before this match even begin. How inanely pointless. He flopped onto the ground right after this.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---212767_zps3e693629.jpg

Well, what do I care? $100 for 20 seconds work? Easy money really. I think iamagod took more time to tell them off before the match than the match itself lasted.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---212927_zpsec096b50.jpg

A happy man and his belt.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---213494_zps4fb1045f.jpg

Immediately after, the news reports this. So... you couldn't have waited that one whole day before defending your title?


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---213715_zps46d48770.jpg

You did what?


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---213985_zps46762199.jpg

...


He's given me a woman's tanktop.


The tank top has boobs.


I now have comedy breasts.


Dear lord. No, no I do not like this outfit at all.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---214014_zpse13e35b9.jpg

...


Have I... have... no... have I just been profile raped by Psychotic? Is that's what's just happened? ...this is karma, isn't it? Now I know how all of my victims felt. Still, I am somewhat pleased that my game counterpart acts just like I do!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---214165_zps6019fdf6.jpg

HEY I TRY MY BEST :colbert:


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---214274_zps9465575a.jpg

This is an injured (seriously, is everybody in this game crippled?) ~*~Celes~*~ by the way, trying to convince me to break script and say whatever the hell I want.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---214437_zps6b6ea0d7.jpg

So, Psychotic wants to troll me, does he? Well, two can play at that game...

[Jinx]

Oh god, the newspaper headlines. xD

[Ayen]

-tries in vain to turn the newspaper to page seventeen- T_T

[Jessweeee♪]

im dying

[Laddy]

I think I just might have wet dreams about this thread.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

iamagod went for a FAST three count! Not to mention that the referee can call a match if he feels one of the wrestlers is in no condition to compete! There's a conspiracy against me! Someone doesn't want me to have the Inter Belt....and Citizen Bleys is in on it, too!

I'll get my revenge. I'll get my revenge on iamagod and Citizen Bleys. Oh, believe it. I'll be back for blood. I see RED!

[Psychotic]

If anyone has any ideas for storylines, or people they've not seen yet, or want to make a team with someone, do let me know! Or if you have any ideas for newspaper adverts too. Or anything at all, really, I'm always keen for interaction :greenie:

[Ayen]

How about adding the Grim Reaper as an Undertaker-type character and forming a Ministry style faction of the Dearly Departed?

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---700803_zps390b77ce.jpg
Yeah, "Check out my tits!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---701658_zps26e13e47.jpg
Oh jeez, someone dropped the s-bomb!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---702651_zps2071acd9.jpg
To reassure my audience, my pants are 100% piss free.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---704413_zpsd7b049e4.jpg
Well now that's just mean. :( The hand that feeds iamagod has been most decidedly bitten.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---706128_zps9ac2923d.jpg
General Chat responds through Nikki.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---715024_zps8d0faba0.jpg
iamagod responds through making a delightful face.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---728385_zps618ea407.jpg
I hit her with my special... and the ref takes an age to count!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---738384_zpsb808183c.jpg
This doesn't do it either.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---708181_zps6f0adc91.jpg
Nor this... if I slag off General Chat, the refs don't like me? Well smurf.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---745622_zps5ad0c8e1.jpg
I had to do this to her to win the match. Just look at that face. Just look at that face.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---754574_zps4b9b1009.jpg
THE TALK OF THE INDUSTRY.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---756288_zps501e712e.jpg
Pike approaches me afterwards with some nerves.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---757410_zpsba7822a2.jpg
Sounds like a lark. Why not!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---764077_zpsccc6a92b.jpg
Oh, Lone Wolf Leonheart again. Man, he's going to hate me.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Nov-2013---768735_zpsa125a073.jpg
Pike smashes the smurf out of him long before I can even get to the ring though... and I still get the $100 :cool:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---793658_zpsba8a6c3b.jpg
Oh lovely, more Nikki. Remember when she gave us that nice greeting? Well that went downhill fast, huh?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---794573_zps95a51747.jpg
Yeah you do look kind of... blobby.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---795289_zps3b17601e.jpg
A "guy", eh? That conveniently explains many things.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---796377_zps38dee573.jpg
All of his badass taunts are just undone by the pasty white titties.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---806851_zps6f91ff5f.jpg
Still, he's making good on his word.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---830867_zpsd240085a.jpg
The rest of the match can be summed up by this image.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---831647_zpsd0c8cc2a.jpg
Then this one. Copy pasted about 10 times.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---807428_zpsdb21613b.jpg
Even I don't want to touch a menstruation joke.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---865043_zpsee9daf9f.jpg
Still, iamagod eventually manages to escape after hitting Nikki with a nuclear warhead.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---866770_zps490e3ee1.jpg
Hilariously, as he is climbing down she manages to get to her feet, shove the cage and then collapse again. This sends iamagod falling face first into the concrete floor.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---874947_zpsa6ceb5a9.jpg
And I leave you with this news.

[Jinx]

OH NO NOT THE DREAM COUPLE!

I'd really like to see a Cuch/Yeru pairing, Spuuky/nik pairing, and Mister Adequate/PG pairing.

[Ayen]

I like how the referee doesn't want to work with you, I could believe that if it was on my TV.

[Tigmafuzz]

I can't stop fucking laughing, oh god

[Raistlin]

Ahahahaha this is amazing. TAKE THAT SARAH :cool:

Although the newspaper headlines are probably my favorite part. "Elections now in their third year" had me dying.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/The-Lounge_zps8205cd78.jpg


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---878117_zps3b597153.jpg
Here's Laddy, Inter Champion of the Lounge! Seriously kids, all you need to do to appear in this thing is post in the thread!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---879276_zpsb77fcee5.jpg
His opponent... a mystery man in a mask and a... General Archive shirt?!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---933313_zpseb688687.jpg
Whoever the man is, he makes short work of poor Laddy.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---882501_zpsdcf37f32.jpg
Boobs + Air = prize winning photograph.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---941122_zps58ba00dc.jpg
Poor old Laddy didn't stand a chance.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---942356_zps57903b08.jpg
The mystery man has put on an impressive technical display... but who is he, and what does he want?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/eoff_zps41664682.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---981804_zpsce818b3a.jpg
Meanwhile in #eoff we have what appears to be a threesome. Saucy! Denmark and Jinx take on the Scottish Shaunas.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---965032_zps52010ca1.jpg
Mr. Shauna begins by plunging his hands right inside of Jinx's most famous assets.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---967620_zps19acf460.jpg
She responds by using her other assets - DEM GUNS - to toss him with just one arm.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---970250_zps7af99c4b.jpg
Oh, and as you may have seen from the OP. She loves taunting. I have seen no wrestler save one other burst into random taunts as much as she does.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---972065_zpse355d1bb.jpg
2 vs 1 and she's still a-tauntin'.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---977853_zps04fa2cd4.jpg
Oh yeah, here's the other tauntaholic. I like to call this the "Reverse Colbert".

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---974091_zpsfcf5d186.jpg
"Look at this lassie's arse! Classy bird."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---979883_zps72d067cc.jpg
Jinx finds an... axe... from somewhere. Damn, this trout just escalated.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---980586_zps0bf5e104.jpg
Referee Araciel is looking the other way as she plunges it right into poor old Mr Shauna's groin. That's gotta hurt!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---999256_zps9d058402.jpg
Here's the Shauna and Denmark show. Shauna socks him good...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---995465_zpsc8cb8714.jpg
...so he goes flying at her like a lunatic...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1000706_zpsb3b0acd4.jpg
...naturally she does her favourite taunt...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1000845_zps38a3168d.jpg
...which Denmark of course interrupts...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1001277_zpsbeedc135.jpg
...and Shauna responds by dumping him onto the ground, hard.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1008831_zpsb1e15e48.jpg
Aww, look at how happy he is to be slammed. :3

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1009725_zps1dc2b5cb.jpg
Oh. Oops. Looks like the Scots claim the victory this time!


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg



http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1033212_zpsda112e80.jpg
Pike reveals the reason why she left Huxley - he's a plastic paddy. Always faking being Irish just to get laid on St. Paddy's day.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1091073_zps2454c0e2.jpg
Well, much to Huxley's chagrin, she has found herself a real Irishman, Cuchulainn, and is in his corner as the two face off in a table match!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1094046_zpsa2dff325.jpg
Pike watches as her old man chokes her new one.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1096864_zps7adb6980.jpg
Unfortunately for the old one, he has just been launched out of the ring.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1100685_zps7d5591a8.jpg
The two then proceed to double team the hell out of him.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1102085_zps747ae913.jpg
Steve, of course, enjoys watching them drop Huxley so that his head smacks off the railings.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1105678_zpseed130f0.jpg
Cuch taunts Adequate as Pike launches him through a table. "Ye wee smurfin ballbag sausage sandwich scrote!", or some other such unintelligible gibberish.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1105906_zpsec920018.jpg
Moment of impact! Damn!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1114312_zps59fbb828.jpg
However, Huxley strikes back, launching Cuch off the turnbuckle.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1118490_zps063b9a90.jpg
I don't even remember how this situation occurred but suffice it to say, MILF is kicking ass.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1140256_zps9c5a87e2.jpg
Pike is left for dead on the wrong side of the railings as the jilted lover takes his revenge.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1152335_zpsf7983dc8.jpg
And he claims his victory in the Battle of Belfast! I suspect this feud may not end anytime soon though!

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

The conspiracy builds! I'll find a partner to help even the odds....

[Jiro]

I feel incredibly violated by where Raistlin's head has been.

[Jinx]

48248

I told you all my boobs are magical!

[Jessweeee♪]

ahahaha cuch

[DK]

that hat, the jaunty angle, i'm almost disappointed Huxley won. Almost.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---880766_zps600d212b.jpg
Yes, *~*Celes*~* I can indeed believe it. That is generally what wrestlers do. Wrestle each other.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---882694_zps0c3c4bc3.jpg
Oh, we're friends. That's good. It's good to have friends. :) I guess her telling me to go off script - THE DEFINING MOMENT IN MY CAREER as she called it - makes us friends? Incidentally, not even Psychotic gave a smurf about it.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---884432_zpsd5e98316.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---884432_zpsd5e98316.jpg.html)
Heh, best man. I see what you did there, iamagod.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---891283_zpsd1be563e.jpg
I'm glad we're friends, ~*~Celes~*~


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---906340_zpsd537c266.jpg
We're such good friends I even briefly asked the referee to check if you were okay...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---903914_zps144543f5.jpg
...before slamming you into the announce table some more.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---917729_zps30ecf274.jpg
Yep. Ours is truly a lasting and beautiful friendship.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---919258_zps3b893e3e.jpg
Is it me or is iamagod getting a reputation for being a serial woman beater? Look at her smurfing face.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---924368_zpsdcea074f.jpg
Well maybe if you stopped putting people in crazy ass hardcore flaming table barbed wire matches of doom, you wouldn't have this problem. Just sayin'.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---925506_zpsf92050c1.jpg
Why does everyone think $100 is such good money? smurf me.

Well alright let's see what happens, I'm in pretty good shape after my good friend didn't really offer much in anything outside of bleeding profusely.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---947756_zpsa6231ffd.jpg
WOMEN CAN'T REFEREE :argh:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---949568_zpsff82b12c.jpg
Oooh, intense. And, as it happens, yes, yes I am!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---957184_zpsbad0df29.jpg
My match is against Levian. I think of what a pity it will be to have to punch his handsome face. I land several punches on him, he lands one slam. Just one.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---958006_zps867887d9.jpg
And of course he immediately goes for the pin and that bitch Nikki smurfing screws me. A loss after 57 seconds. Poor iamagod is a laughing stock... AGAIN!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---998312_zps33868f11.jpg
Time to smurfing settle this trout once and fo... what? What are you standing in? Is that a road block, or....? What?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---100145_zpsbc1c5903.jpg
TALENT!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---100223_zpse3011f64.jpg
Joke for BoB and Dan: You'll neeeeeeever waaaaaaalk aaaaaagaaaaaaain.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---100819_zps4ebc73a3.jpg
Oh, I hope you weren't attached to that road block thing Nikki. Personally I think putting your face through it has improved both your face and the roadblock!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---100996_zpsc8c2fcfc.jpg
This is a submission match... and since Psychotic changed my gimmick, I have no smurfing submission moves. This broken game. Oh well, I'll just do... whatever the smurf I just did to her. That looks... wrong.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---101289_zps3884ccbe.jpg
Is it me, or is she smiling? She is enjoying being pummeled.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---102295_zpsb0f85655.jpg
She enjoys iamagod wielding a meat cleaver a lot less. As soon as he picks it up, she takes off running over the barriers!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---103471_zpsa1e0fc1b.jpg
You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time. Sooner or later iamagod'll cut you down.

Yes. Yes this is wrestling and yes I did just slash her with a meat cleaver.
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---106104_zps6ac37533.jpg
Yep, she doesn't... look so good.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---106873_zps58b72015.jpg
And that's the truth, kids. When you fight with knives, nobody wins. :colbert: Oh yeah, that's the end of my Nikki feud. :)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---113411_zps675afb09.jpg
Oh, nothing to report. Okay!

[Jinx]

A meat clever, ffs. xD

[Slothy]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---925506_zpsf92050c1.jpg
Why does everyone think $100 is such good money? smurf me.

Not to completely derail the suspension of disbelief in this thread, but real life wrestlers starting out in smaller promotions and the like are lucky to make $100 a night. Hell of a payday for doing something that will leave your body broken and your brain damaged by the time you hit 50. And that's if you're one of the lucky ones.

[theundeadhero]

I must crush your face! /flex

[Loony BoB]

Meat cleaver. Oh bloody hell. xD

[Tigmafuzz]

Ahahaha weight watchers xD

[LocoColt04]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod-Nov-2013---207918_zps749ced88.jpg

The look of ecstacy on his face as he punts her in the crotch is troubling.



This is decidedly the best caption in the thread.

[Værn]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Dec-2013---103471_zpsa1e0fc1b.jpg
You can run on for a long time, run on for a long time. Sooner or later iamagod'll cut you down.

Yes. Yes this is wrestling and yes I did just slash her with a meat cleaver.


Well, that escalated quickly.

[Laddy]

I refuse to believe I am not better at grappling half-naked men. I demand a rematch!

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/The-Lounge_zps8205cd78.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/The-Lounge_zps8205cd78.jpg.html)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4839253_zpsbbfe1120.jpg
Pantz, fed up of not having a belt after it was stolen by General Chat, defects to The Lounge and swears allegiance to Del Murder.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4836538_zps684a80e4.jpg
He's either saying "I demand a title shot right now!" or "Aha! A fellow hat enthusiast!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4839857_zps6ac8363f.jpg
"If you want a title shot, you will have to prove yourself in a match against a considerable foe... Me!" or "We will have a hat match! Winner gets both hats!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/eoff_zps41664682.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/eoff_zps41664682.jpg.html)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4669592_zps47562b0a.jpg
Jinxmark, apparently enraged at their recent loss to Highland Fling, are beating up Mr Shauna backstage!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4673753_zps45147a52.jpg
What a horrible assault! Matt and Shauna are due to fight Locky and Phil tonight for the tag titles. He won't be in good shape for that match now!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4683683_zpsb722d331.jpg
Shauna stumbles upon her fallen partner...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4689043_zps9189c2b0.jpg
It's a trap! (Sorry)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4690019_zps9a99d46d.jpg
Don't worry folks, she's had hangovers that are worse!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4691629_zps632649fe.jpg
This is considered an uneventful evening in Glasgow anyway.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4696075_zps73021c89.jpg
At least she will have a soft landing!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4698425_zpsa19ab016.jpg
I think it's safe to say they won't be fighting anyone tonight.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4182779_zps5b3ce673.jpg
The mystery fighter now turns his attention to the chat room, with Tigmafuzz his foe.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4188806_zpsf3773acc.jpg
As with his match with Laddy, the unknown warrior starts off powerfully.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4191653_zps659443fb.jpg
Tig proves to be stiffer competition though!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4192475_zpsa6cb57be.jpg
From that face I am wondering if the competition is the only thing that's stiff...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4202509_zps4e42289e.jpg
"What do you mean a tv show of me just standing around for two hours is boring?"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4210665_zpsd0540d5e.jpg
The masked wrestler finishes strongly though, suplexing Tig firmly into the canvas.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4215027_zps0d48c052.jpg
The match ends the only way it could have really, and another win for this mysterious interloper.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4723167_zps0bac6866.jpg
Lonny bob takes to the ring. "As the referee for this upcoming match, I have some sad news. Matt and Shauna are too inured to fight. However, Jinxmark have kindly agreed to step in at such short notice! The winners will defend their titles at the screen name tournament against the Shaunas though, to make up for them missing this match."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4723929_zpsf79bb003.jpg
"I am also saddened to hear that Pantz has left us. I do not want to see any more if our talent leave... Psychotic, I want my belt back! You have something of mine, so I took something of yours! That's right... seen Quin lately? Well I have him! You and me, one on one, at the Screen a Name Tournament! Winner gets both the belt and Quin!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4748524_zpsf2f611cf.jpg
The match begins with the fight you've all been wanting to see... Locky vs Jinx!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4755606_zps8516426c.jpg
Sam kicks it off by punching her in the tit. Y'know, as you do.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4751606_zps26716e14.jpg
Locky soon claims the upper hand though!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4729629_zpsf97efd4a.jpg
Denmark tags in to take a blow to the jaw.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4735752_zps2ee8cbc3.jpg
Phil comes into the ring right as Rob slams him.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4738537_zps0c88137c.jpg
Locky enjoyed that one do much that she randomly busts out the jazz hands.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4765574_zps7591eb0e.jpg
The Slutty Lawyer show. Bear in mind that weapons are against the rules!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4803449_zpsfc523f5f.jpg
Denmark is dumped out if the ring and through the announcers table!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4810993_zps22ca3707.jpg
As the Aussies move in for the kill, they don't realise that Sam is perched up high on the turnbuckle, ready to swoop in like Batman.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4816326_zpsd273ea0f.jpg
A full-scale brawl erupts outside the ring.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4817217_zpsb0055677.jpg
I couldn't get a screenshot as I wasn't really expecting it but Locky twatted Sam with her briefcase... Disqualified! However, titles cannot change hands on a DQ, so what does this mean for the proposed showdown at the Screen Name Tournament...?

[Madame Adequate]

Well, I hope you've both learned your lesson, Pike and Cuch. :colbert:

This thread is the most magical of threads. I am saddened by the Scots being beaten up backstage but I am pleased that they will have their chance at revenge in the ring.

[Pike]

ahahahahahahahahah omg I look so amazing in this game

[Rantz]

Pretty excited for my hat-off! I'm liking all the foul play.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

How did I miss this thread? Also, I'm on the GC team!? Cool!

OMFG, this is hilarious.

[Jinx]

Denmark and I play dirty.

Also, I love my fishnets and how I am dressed like a street-walker. I especially love my mullet.

[Shauna]

Jerks. :colbert:

[Pheesh]

My hair is just... All wrong. I can totally imagine Tara getting fed up with a fight and proclaiming "Fook this!" before slapping someone down with a weapon though. So kudos, game.

[Hollycat]

Just now discovered this thread. This may actually be the strangest content on this forum.
It's magnificent.

[Quindiana Jones]

I've been kidnapped?! Is it Friday already?

[Cuchulainn]

Usually funny shit online just get a sharp exhale from me and a sideways grin.

But when I see that picture of Steve with 'Learn to recognised predators'. All of my shit was lost.


Well done sir, well done.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/The-Lounge_zps8205cd78.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4894706_zps27f2afd7.jpg
Pantz kicks off our title shot or hat vs hat match depending on your point of view quite literally!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4912256_zps51b952aa.jpg
Del doesn't get what the big fuss is though!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4916717_zps26d3274e.jpg
"You besmirched my hat you bounder!" "Chill out dude it's just a hat."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4918443_zpsbc8b8f78.jpg
Pantz smash! Raaagh!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4889515_zpsb0101245.jpg
"Ow! Not up the butt man, jeez!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4873781_zps4cf8c7f1.jpg
Is it me or is he waving?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4935724_zps437c3cbb.jpg
Now comes my favourite sequence of the match. Pantz dumps Del out of the ring...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4897818_zpsca884269.jpg
...he then goes out there and rolls him back in...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4899936_zpsc01ba6bf.jpg
...before climbing up there, reaching over the ropes and hauling Del's ass back out there. Award winning AI, folks!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4936844_zps03cc44d1.jpg
The timer then runs out with Pantz repeatedly running into the ropes and Del flailing at him. Brilliant. This is why I should play as wrestlers in more matches!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4937946_zps10942fbb.jpg
Let's just say they stopped fighting as a mark of respect for each other's ability and/or hats and Pantz gets his title shot. Yeesh!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4601433_zpsb4e2e782.jpg
Cuchulainn meets a mysterious woman backstage.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4602544_zps177694f3.jpg
Due to the camera angle we can't identify her! If Pike finds out though, sparks will fly!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4328332_zpscfece995.jpg
Speaking if, she's in a match with Lone Wolf Leonhart. After being screwed in a couple if matches, he's brought back up in the form of Freya.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4334466_zps95fdbe1b.jpg
It's debatable whether he needs it though, hitting her with a strong powerbomb.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4344324_zpsd685d7f9.jpg
Freya's presence proves to be all too distracting for the referee.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4348168_zps1b892bb8.jpg
LWL brutally rubs Pike's face into the barbed wire ropes.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4353144_zpscc5ffb3f.jpg
Things are going well for him though, huh? Nothing could possibly screw him now!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4361629_zpsc93da8e1.jpg
He calls in Freya and her 2"x4" to help finish the job.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4398921_zpsde58f748.jpg
Wait! She's clocked him instead! What is going on!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4402901_zps735526ac.jpg
That's who Cuch was meeting! He wasn't cheating on Pike, he was arranging for some help! Oh dear, LWL gets screwed yet again!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4405909_zps0a4db3fd.jpg
Things are getting even worse for him though as Freya lights her weapon on fire!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4409058_zps80e621c1.jpg
I suspect that may have hurt. Like, a lot. What cruel and senseless violence which I am in no way enjoying!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4551445_zps56a9b40b.jpg
Wait just a minute! Mister Adequate comes sprinting to the ring!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4459917_zpscea70a85.jpg
He socks Freya in the mouth with his belt!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4448672_zpsd2dfba09.jpg
Before he tosses her aside like she was a piece of trash!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4474906_zps65757914.jpg
He quickly turns on Pike, snatching the piece of lumber from her.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4484581_zpsba64d652.jpg
Oof! Right in the kisser!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4467038_zps39def609.jpg
"You like My Little Pony so much? I shall ride you like you were one!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4468101_zps74ec291f.jpg
"Roll up lads! This hussy will have any man who so much as winks at her!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4477556_zps22e1d7f4.jpg
He then grabs the thoroughly pummeled LWL and puts him on top of Pike.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4479852_zps6627a698.jpg
Enabling him to get the win!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4425233_zpse765d04e.jpg
Battered, bruised and not even knowing where he is, a stroke of luck for that man at last.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4957270_zps1c5bf527.jpg
Meanwhile General Chat manager Psychotic has come to ringside.

"Pike, Adequate, enough. Your lovers' tiff is tearing Gen Chat apart. You two will face off for the title at the Screen Name Tournament."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4958695_zps489f491b.jpg
"As for you BoB, very amusing. I accept your challenge... but we're going to do things my way. You and I will indeed fight at the Screen Name Tournament... but it will be in a Hall of Mirrors match!"

[Madame Adequate]

Eh, she enjoys it.

[Loony BoB]

Me calling out Paul and challenging him on his own turf has to be the very definition of a "Ned Stark moment". I'm too bloody honourable to request backup, too. This won't end well.

[Agent Proto]

Screen Name Tournament!!!!!

[Jinx]

Dang, Pike is flexible. Hux, you lucky man.

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

Freya :colbert:

Mister Adequate :bro:

[Freya]

bahahhaha fire! Man I kicked ass while it lasted.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---108335_zps379cfb61.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---108335_zps379cfb61.jpg.html)
The feud with Nikki out of the way, iamagod steams into team action, teaming up with Cim to take on those rotten Canadians, The Summoner of Leviathan and Faris.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---109587_zps01fd95ee.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---109587_zps01fd95ee.jpg.html)
He isn't jumping, he is actually standing on his chest. Gravity works differently in Canada, you see.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---110111_zpse3924251.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---110111_zpse3924251.jpg.html)
iamagod doesn't take kindly to the Canadian interpretation of the laws of physics.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---110776_zps0f0075ef.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---110776_zps0f0075ef.jpg.html)
iamagod is able to keep TSoL distracted while Cim takes care of Faris.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---111897_zps4b5ccf71.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---111897_zps4b5ccf71.jpg.html)
The real Faris saw this headline and wasn't pleased. She was less pleased when I said that Jack Thompson was right all along, that video games had inspired me to do violence and began pinching her face. Who knew? :shobon:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---111971_zps77420981.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---111971_zps77420981.jpg.html)
...what the smurf is Cim meant to be? He is the very definition of 90's white boy trying to be black.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---112067_zps7e429032.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---112067_zps7e429032.jpg.html)
Well, only if you lose the stupid outfit.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---112741_zps97429d79.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---112741_zps97429d79.jpg.html)
Meanwhile Dan has apparently been enjoying the food in Japan a little too much.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---113561_zps662450b9.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---113561_zps662450b9.jpg.html)
Ugh I told you to stop dressing like a dork if we're gonna be seen together Cim :colbert:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---113674_zps1f82653f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---113674_zps1f82653f.jpg.html)
I shouldn't have to pay you to do this, you're meant to be my friend. :( Oh very well.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---136301_zps33712111.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---136301_zps33712111.jpg.html)
Oh, so wait, I paid you $400 so to help you out in your own smurfing match? :colbert: And damn, isn't it awkward when two people wear the same outfit to a party wrestling match?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---137372_zps099b18b7.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---137372_zps099b18b7.jpg.html)
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---137467_zpsd1deeb9a.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---137467_zpsd1deeb9a.jpg.html)
Good god this is so awkward. You utter dorks.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---137769_zpsbebeba34.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---137769_zpsbebeba34.jpg.html)
With TrollHunter crippled, the match is entirely too easy.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---139331_zps5a2409d6.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---139331_zps5a2409d6.jpg.html)
Wait... Shadow Runners? You called yourselves Shadow Runners? It's like a smurfing 13 year old's clan on Call of Duty or something.

Still, Tag Team Champions. First belt! Woo!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---147296_zps6fab4ea4.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---147296_zps6fab4ea4.jpg.html)
Ginger Justy then brings some disturbing news! General Archive invasion!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---147416_zpscc2e2189.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---147416_zpscc2e2189.jpg.html)
...I misread office as orifice and was very afraid.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---147525_zps95cc3b14.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---147525_zps95cc3b14.jpg.html)
Oh alright let's go whoop some ass! General Archive can't have anyone that impressive in their ranks, right?

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Oh no... it can't be... not him... The Bastard Gamer, Akumaou812... JOEL!

[DK]

271 pounds of pink and black attack bro! But yeah brother needs to lose some weight. Clearly it is because I have just been standing around behind paul this whole time on a diet of burritos. Let me bang bro, need to get in some exercise.

also ahahahaah arthur yes

also also, oh dear, Joel is here. Where's Kane when you need him?

[Madame Adequate]

Oh my god that last panel.

[Jinx]

I've not gotten to talk to Joel, but I've seen his videos and heard of him...

This is gonna be good!

[Agent Proto]

Joel! Joel! Joel! This has gotten better.

[Shauna]

Unexpected arrival! :o

[Freya]

OH MY! It's joel! This is gonna be goooood

[Pike]

ahahahahaha what on earth are Hux and I doing in those panels

[Raistlin]

Oh god, when is the epic Joel vs. Kane showdown?

[Shorty]

I would like to see a match featuring the 2004 #analgoatfarmers crew vs. Joel.

[Psychotic]

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THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE...

VIVI22 vs THEUNDEADHERO
Singles Match, Final Fantasy World Title at stake

RAISTLIN vs PANTZ
Singles Match, The Lounge World Title at stake

MISTER ADEQUATE vs PIKE
Hardcore Hotwire Match, General Chat World Title at stake

LOCKY & HAPPY NOODLE BOY vs JINX & DENMARK vs SHAUNA & MR SHAUNA
Tornado Tag Match, #eoff Tag Titles at stake

PSYCHOTIC vs LOONY BOB
Hall of Mirrors Match, Quin's freedom and #eoff World Title belt itself at stake

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In case you don't know what a Hall of Mirrors match is, here's a little sneak preview. Yes, Psychotic and lonny bob will fight in a ring filled with glass panes. As they wrestle, the glass panes will be smashed and they will continue to slam each other into the broken glass. Will there be blood? Count on it.

THE SCREEN NAME TOURNAMENT
8-wrestler elimination tournament to decide the ownership of the screen name tournament. Current contestants:
DK
PeeGee
Agent Proto

YO! Jerks! Give me five more names of who you want to be in the tournament! They can be yourself if you want, but they can't be taking part in another match.

The current three were selected because Dan wanted a match, Proto seemed psyched for the Tournament and PeeGee, well, you'll see. Five more!


TOMORROW, BLOOD WILL RUN
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[Hollycat]

I'd lose, but I'll join the SNT match.

[Shorty]

Nait
Mikztsu
Sugpo
Chickencha
Jewels

quin's freedom xD

[Raistlin]

Nait
Mikztsu
Sugpo
Chickencha
Jewels

quin's freedom xD

Is this 2003? :p

Obviously the Shoeless Hobo needs to be in the screen name tournament, and BoB will cry when he is the first eliminated.

EDIT: Also, DOWN WITH PANTZ! (that is my general philosophy anyway)

[Shorty]

Considering many of the current members have been listed, I figured it was time to start digging a little deeper than the surface.

Honestly, Wesley.

[Jinx]

Spuuky
PG
The Man
Sylvie
nik0tine
Yerushalmi

[Pheesh]

I approve and second Sam's list.

[Psychotic]

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We start these things as we often do, with a bit of backstage chicanery. Flying Mullet, manager of Final Fantasy, is meeting that mysterious man!

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And the mystery man seems to be wearing a Final Fantasy shirt and not a General Archive one!

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"I have an important announcement to make - there will be a change to tonight's scheduled match. The title match between Vivi22 and theundeadhero will now be a Triple Threat match - our third contestant will be Madonna!"

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The two men who had thought to be foes now advance on the interloper to their match, none too pleased!

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They both fly into a drop kick, blasting the former man of mystery in the face.

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With Madonna stumbling around blinded after having taken four boots to the face, the original competitors square off, with Vivi suplexing hero.

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"No! Don't stomp on his beautiful face!"

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"Mmm, check out dat butt!" Also I don't know what it is with this game but the referees have a tendency to try to drift off into the arena.

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The Champion gets slammed by the two challengers.

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If you can tell what's going on in this giant man pile then you're a better person than I.

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Suddenly, hero pulls off a pin on Madonna. Vivi22 does not seem to care - he just sort of circles them, watching - knowing that this will mean he loses his title.

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And that's that.

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Vivi22 finally gives a crap when his belt is given to hero and starts trying to fight him, but it is all too late. Oh and hero has a weapon, and boffs him with the belt.

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And now it is time for the Lounge title shot, but I like to call it "The Pantz and Raistlin ballet". Why?

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Captions really not needed for this, are they?

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Here's one that I will caption though, Pantz being kicked firmly in the balls.

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And delivering his Hulk Hogan taunt afterwards for good measure. I mean, why not.

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Damnit will you idiots stop sleeping on the job?

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Pantz then eventually decides to crawl over to Raistlin and pin him. I mean, if you're going to lie down you may as well get a belt for it, right?

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Right! Two matches, two new champions! This doesn't bode well for Mister Adequate!

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Speaking of, here is that title match! There were so many interruptions from Cuch, Freya etc. that the ropes are now flaming barbed wire. If someone wants to run in and have their face burned and ripped to shreds, they're more than welcome to, but I suspect this will just be a one on one fight. Oh, and there's a smurfload of weapons too, because, y'know, General Chat.

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I still have no idea why Pike always brings that plank to the ring. Maybe it's her lucky plank.

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I love dropkick screenshots. They're my favourite. :)

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Pike is sent tumbling into the ropes... that must smurfing hurt. A lot.

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As much as being stabbed in the face with some scissors, I wonder...?

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Pike manages to clamber back in and turn it back around... that is probably not the best place to be resting your arms, all things considered.

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And now she's mashing his face into the flaming wires. True love right here folks!

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It's hard to tell what's blood and what's the ring design really. :shobon:

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BOOM! An explosion goes off, nailing both! I *think* it was a bottle of alcohol that caught fire and turned into a molotov, but I am not sure.

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Huxley takes advantage of the explosion to pin Pike and win, forcing her to kneel before him and the belt!


Tune in for Part 2! I have listened to you all and the competitors in the Screen Name Tournament will be DK, Agent Proto, PG, Nait, Sylvie, The Man, The Shoeless Hobo and nik0tine. Thanks for your suggestions :)

[DK]

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[Cuchulainn]

48357

Imagine that smurfing face bearing down on you in the throws of passion. Those cold dead eyes and self satisied grim. Sweat bouncing off yer nose accompanied with primal goat noises and slow deliberate thrusts. smurfin hell Wesley I actually feel raped.

[Shorty]

goat noises xD

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screen-Name-Tournament_zps64db9c7a.jpg

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Oh look, the Shoeless Hobo is here, ready to win the Screen Name Tournament because he has such a great name!

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Oh no it's Iceglow with a brick and a bad yellow sweater :(

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And a sword too :whimper:

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OH NO THE SHOELESS HOBO IS INJURED AND CAN'T TAKE PART IN THE CONTEST! What a shame! Spuuky will have to take his place. Never mind, I'm sure The Shoeless Hobo will return to exact revenge on Iceglow after being humiliated by such a puny foe.

NOTE: The Shoeless Hobo died as he returned to his home planet.

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Here is the tournament draw! The Man fights Nait, Proto takes on PeeGee, Spukky faces nik0tine and DK will square off against Sylvie. Also don't worry about the little controller icons - I had to back out of this when I learned you couldn't have all AI, so they will all be AI controlled as normal!

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SERIOUS BUSINESS AARON FREED vs Nait!

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Aaron Freed tries to put on his most serious of faces.

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He's no match for Nait's acrobatic style though. The crazy Finn jumps about like a mad box of frogs, here there and everywhere, and Aaron Freed simply cannot keep up.

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Nait makes The Man tap, moving onto the Semi-Finals.

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pr00t takes on PeeGee next, in a battle for the ages.

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I say "battle", it was actually very one-sided.

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Still, it was a blast to watch Proto beat the snot out of PeeGee and make him tap out.

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Yes, PG, you lost, and no amount of newbie sex0rzing asl desu ^_^ will save you now.

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nik0tine v Spuuky was the most boring match ever. They just punched each other a lot. Thanks for that, Sam. Stop with the bloody EoEO obsession, EoEO sucks :colbert: Yerushalmi indeed! :doublecolbert:

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An unusually cheerful Spuuky won the boring troutfest anyway. Good job Spuuky and thank you for smurfing ending it.

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In the last of the Quarter Finals, DK fights the lovely Sylvie for the right to meet Spuuky.

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In which they both get down and funky.

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So which one do you think is enjoying this predicament more?

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Ah, well, that answers that then doesn't it?

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DK runs out the easy winner in this one-sided contest.

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Then, no word of a smurfing lie, he picks up a god damn broom as he leaves the arena and walks off with it. I swear I was not controlling him (like the last time he did this) and I was smurfing laughing my arse off at it.

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Time for the #eoff tag war! Shauna & Mr Shauna vs Locky & Happy Noodle Boy vs Jinx & Denmark!

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I can't really come up with many good captions for this one, it was just a massive god damn brawl.

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See what I mean? Pure chaos.

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Anywho, Jinx slams Shauna...

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And manages to pin her without anyone really noticing - they were all sort of busy anyway.

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Quite why Phil thinks it appropriate to raise his hands in the air at this development I don't know, but we have a new pair of #eoff Tag Team Champions!

[Shorty]

Yeah Nait! I knew you had it in you! :cheer:

[Jinx]

Just some notes:

Two posts in one day! We're lucky ducks. :shobon:

I think you really missed a golden opportunity to dress Steve in some double-denim.

JINXMARK FUCK YEAH WOOO

[Shauna]

How disappointing for Team Shaunas.

[Jinx]

Haha, Shauna, I kicked your tartan wearing ass!

[Shauna]

:colbert:


Also, I laughed at Steve's creepy moustache thing going on.

[Psychotic]

I was desperate to double denim him but alas there were no denim jackets. Weird yellow sweater had to suffice!

[Agent Proto]

I'm glad I put PG in his place. :D

[I Took the Red Pill]

Isn't the Shoeless Hobo a girl?

[DK]

highlight for me is Phil pulling a JT xD if i was you i'd be tempted to strip the belts from jinxmark and award them to him just for that.

[Psychotic]

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Proto fights Nait in the semi-final. A real clash of styles, with Proto hitting hard with his powerful slams...

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...being countered by Nait's speedy and acrobatic attacks.

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However, watched by a sea of Happy Protos, the real Proto's brute strength starts to take its toll on Lord Michnaid.

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And he seems to be getting a reputation as a submission artist, making Nait tap. AGENT PROT! I screenshotted before the "O WINS" could appear. Yes, letter-by-letter text. Very 1998 My First Web Site.

Proto moves onto the final, where he will meet the winner of...

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DK vs Spuuky!

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Spuuky quickly learns that DK is a much more serious opponent than nik0tine, in that he is prepared to do more than just repeatedly try to punch him.

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Spuuky rises to the challenge though! Or he makes DK rise through the air at any rate.

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The pivotal moment in the match happens when DK launches a powerful flying kick against Spuuky...

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...sending him flying over the top rope and down onto the hard ground below.

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DK is quick to capitalise, rushing out and landing a powerbomb onto the concrete.

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As if to prove a point to Proto, DK also makes his opponent tap out.

DK will now face Agent Proto in the Screen Name Tournament Final, and we still have the Hall of Mirrors Match between Psychotic and Loony BoB to come :)

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN - DK OR PROTO?

[Rantz]

Proto's on a good roll but I have to go with DK for this one.

[Agent Proto]

It's most likely DK with the stunts he's been pulling off in the past.

[Jinx]

DK, for sure!

[Loony BoB]

DK to win easily, methinks he's too good for the pr00tinator. Also, have to say, love the characters for The Man and Peegee.

Dreading my match, in all honesty, because it's Psy playing this game. :stare: But can't help but be intrigued at the same time. Oh, internet. :(

[DK]

I believe in you Jeff, with that outfit you're wearing I might just lay down for you anyway. :aimkiss:

I'm kind of offended that my representative did not use the Sharpshooter to make that point, considering the outfit he's wearing. :colbert:

[Ayen]

Is the guy in pink a member of the Hart Foundation?

[Psychotic]

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FINAL ROUND.... FIGHT!

Oh yeah, you can give wrestlers a prop to come out with. Pike has her plank, lonny bob has a knife (you should all know why) and Steve has a brick. I gave Dan his broom. :)

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AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S ALL FOR.... wow, that's kind of underwhelming. Someone just dumped it on a troutty random table. Couldn't they have got a podium or something? Or at least bothered to stand it up?

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Proto kicks things off with a slam.

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And like his match vs Nait, his opponent hits back with a high kick.

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Being a wrestler is tiring I guess.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1716331_zps85ce90d3.jpg
And this is why nobody gives you hugs, Proto. :colbert:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1720998_zps713ed861.jpg
Proto is coming out on top though. Here he is doing... something... to his head.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1707023_zpse10a22a2.jpg
However, this one move changed the match. DK hit Proto with a top rope hurricanrana, slamming him down onto his broom for extra damage.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1722787_zps13305442.jpg
He fought well, but the match was only going one way after that.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1724509_zps4c1803eb.jpg
Now, what happened next is my favourite. To celebrate, DK climbed the turnbuckle... and then promptly fell right off, landing on his broom for more damage.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1727215_zps0be35fa8.jpg
Never mind, he goes out of the ring to collect his trophy.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1727689_zpsa7ccae71.jpg
Instead of just reaching to get it, he climbs up on the table to pick it up. Man, we really should have organised a presentation ceremony or something.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1728033_zps17340634.jpg
He then falls over for no apparent reason, destroying the table.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1728594_zpsfa6cde1e.jpg
At least he managed to hold onto his trophy though :shobon:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1729379_zpsf73d7d44.jpg
Finally... the winner! Standing in the wreckage of the poor table! Good job, I guess?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1731214_zps015b4b9a.jpg
Apparently feeling guilty, he then puts the table back together.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---1735766_zps804785e3.jpg
All fixed! What a nice man. :) (I had no control over any of this but I died laughing)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3463820_zpsfd8ff497.jpg
Now time for the biggy! Psychotic vs Loony BoB in the hall of Mirrors. Remember that if BoB wins, Psychotic has to return the #eoff title belt, and if Psychotic wins, BoB has to release Quin - Randy "Mulch" Blackburn - from captivity.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3467384_zps241a5916.jpg
Psychotic immediately kicks off the mayhem - look at that panel shatter!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3467978_zps35edbebf.jpg
BoB lies in its wreckage. One down...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3470799_zpsa0fd6429.jpg
Psychotic has time to deliver a quick :colbert: taunt.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3510855_zps5ceb07fc.jpg
BoB uses his opponent's distraction to smash him in the face with a steel chair, sending him through a glass pane - look at those blood drops fly!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3510023_zps34d99d43.jpg
BoB continues the assault, his foe lying in a pile of broken glass.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3522502_zps569e1623.jpg
He then picks up Psychotic, who has already taken a lot of damage from the glass.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3523613_zps060f81b8.jpg
Psychotic quickly counters by grabbing a handful of glass shards and hurling them in BoB's face.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3513852_zpsa8801a37.jpg
He then suplexes BoB right into the glass...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3531718_zps26d413f1.jpg
...and then scoops him up and dumps him back into it, face first.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3526515_zps85152ee2.jpg
BoB's face certainly looks the best for wear now too! Well, I guess having shards of glass thrown in it can do that.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3542402_zpsa4d19c11.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3542402_zpsa4d19c11.jpg.html)
The destruction is made obvious - though every time Psychotic slams BoB, he, too, is ending up in broken glass.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3541285_zpsbd388e42.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3541285_zpsbd388e42.jpg.html)
So I'm pretty sure that this sort of thing is how HIV spread.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3534209_zps093d33d8.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3534209_zps093d33d8.jpg.html)
Even just a punch to BoB's face will now cause blood to fly everywhere. It's not looking good.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3550136_zps79e33a07.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3550136_zps79e33a07.jpg.html)
However, he has a comeback plan! Remember when I said he always brings his trusty knife to the ring? He just hurled it at Psychotic. Yes, a knife is protruding from my body.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3554190_zpsd41a0ee5.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3554190_zpsd41a0ee5.jpg.html)
However, as awesome as that was, Psychotic goes one better. He yanks the knife out, swipes it at BoB's face and shatters his glasses.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3557660_zpsc001758e.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3557660_zpsc001758e.jpg.html)
Psychotic hits his special, the crucifix power bomb!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3558174_zps2f6bf2f6.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3558174_zps2f6bf2f6.jpg.html)
And look at all the blood that pools as he lands in shards of glass. I have never seen any move make so much blood. Game over.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3639602_zpsa5e91110.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3639602_zpsa5e91110.jpg.html)
Wait a minute! It's Quin! Randy "Mulch" Blackburn! He's escaped from whatever foul pie chart related torture BoB has put him through!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3626170_zpscc3d410c.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3626170_zpscc3d410c.jpg.html)
He's come to exact revenge on BoB for kidnapping him!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3636295_zps4502c444.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3636295_zps4502c444.jpg.html)
WAIT, WHAT?!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3627524_zps6a90bdf9.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3627524_zps6a90bdf9.jpg.html)
Lonny bob wins, Psychotic is crippled, and Randy "Mulch" Blackburn has Stockholm Syndrome! Good lord!

[Faris]

How dare Mulchy do that :frust:

[Rantz]

This is more exciting than Lost. WHO CAN WE TRUST?!

[Agent Proto]

We can trust DK to fix up a broken table.

[Cuchulainn]

This is the greatest thing anyone's ever done here. I'm saying this as someone who has no idea why he likes it so much. I think it's their stupid little faces & the fact my brain is attaching the forum personalities to the aforementioned stupid little faces. They make my day they really do.

[Jiro]

Quin you fuck :aimmad:

[LocoColt04]

We can trust DK to fix up a broken table.
This.


Was amazing, by the way.

[DK]

Randy Blackburn you are an unloyal asshole :colbert: behave yourself Mulch

[Lone Wolf Leonhart]

This sure doesn't look like a punch to the face...



http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3534209_zps093d33d8.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3534209_zps093d33d8.jpg.html)

[Iceglow]

why the hell do I have a brick? Also I killed a man! Surely my murder weapon would be more fitting?

[Freya]

DAT BETRAYAL! OH NO. Dk will fix it all. Probably use his broom to sweep up all that glass too.

[Loony BoB]

*high fives Quin* I knew I selected you for Admin in the EoFF Democracy thread for a good reason. Did genuinely not expect to win that match with Psy managing this game. I can only imagine this means Quin is in line for a #eoff belt title shot, since we wouldn't exactly have it without him. Still, to have a title shot, we need someone for him to beat for it, and with Pantz going traitor we'll have to make some arrangements... *PM's Psy*

Anyway, I (quietly) burst out laughing at work when Dan put the table back together, and only realised when finishing the post that I was still laughing at the table thing. Hilarious. xD

[Quindiana Jones]

I JUST WANT BREAK THINGS.

[Madame Adequate]

I JUST WANT BREAK THINGS.

You broke our trust, Randy "Mulch" "Judas" Blackburn :(

This thread just gets better and better. Incidentally, does anyone else think


48357

Looks a bit like Lembit Öpik?

[Pike]

I love how I always show up in these wearing a derpy little vest and jeans.


Incidentally, does anyone else think


48357

Looks a bit like Lembit Öpik?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9-uSugHobaI/S-Nsu8-h-3I/AAAAAAAACzM/LXWywmmNvg4/s1600/_44375936_416opik.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LrLrB51.jpg

[Madame Adequate]

I hate always being right :negative:

[Tigmafuzz]

This sure doesn't look like a punch to the face...



http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---3534209_zps093d33d8.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---3534209_zps093d33d8.jpg.html)


...That isn't his face?

[Madonna]

I love the outfits given to Proto, DK, and PeeGee. Also...very, very sad at how all these olbies get worked over. I get excited to see some Elder Gods-esque murder to happen, and I see it...but it is happening to the Elder God. I can only hope Erdrick Holmes brings the pain.

Lonny BoB, you brainwashing bastard; this is a glorious and fell thing you have done. Revel in it whilst you can.

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Chat-5_zps0a7a0cd1.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---148129_zps91bb64bc.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---148129_zps91bb64bc.jpg.html)
You may recall we left iamagod's career with a little bit of a cliffhanger before the Screen Name Tournament. Joel and General Archive had invaded! And his pompadour sporting pal? Spaceman Spiff. Oh yes.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---148585_zps986a39df.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---148585_zps986a39df.jpg.html)
iamagod beats these men with a rage that he never knew was there... does he know them from another life, I wonder...?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---148871_zpsabe069f6.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---148871_zpsabe069f6.jpg.html)
Wait, SHADOW RUNNERS? Stop calling me that god damnit!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142008_zps1d92dcab.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142008_zps1d92dcab.jpg.html)
Oh hey, it's manager Psychotic*! He'll be so pleased I stopped the General Archive invasion!


*I know he has just suffered a brutal injury! Oh god pretend it's his twin or something! Technically all of this happened long before the SNT!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142114_zpsc7da43ff.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142114_zpsc7da43ff.jpg.html)
Oh. :( That's really hurtful :whimper:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142228_zpsfe496db6.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142228_zpsfe496db6.jpg.html)
Jesus christ, out of a job? I just saved your stupid promotion!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142503_zps0c87a69b.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142503_zps0c87a69b.jpg.html)
Ugh, better get to it. At least Cim and his stupid outfit are encouraging.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142709_zps58181cf9.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142709_zps58181cf9.jpg.html)
I wish I could've made a gif of this. He did the stupidest runny jig thing I've ever seen.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142841_zpsce254583.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142841_zpsce254583.jpg.html)
Well gee maybe you shouldn't work out while wearing jeans you tit. Also, look, someone's got to say something. That bulge. There, I said it.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---167828_zps8fb22586.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---167828_zps8fb22586.jpg.html)
The bromance is finally over.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---143437_zps6a27f138.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---143437_zps6a27f138.jpg.html)
It seems TrollHunter has a new tag partner in the form of nik0tine, and it also seems that they are TREMENDOUS.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---143516_zps70caa65c.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---143516_zps70caa65c.jpg.html)
Whoa whoa whoa. Retarded? We may be about to beat the snot out of each other, but sir, that is no need to resort to politically incorrect language. :monocle:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---143382_zps4fc45916.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---143382_zps4fc45916.jpg.html)
Anyway, this is Shadow Runners' (I still can't bring myself to say that name) first defence of the tag team titles. And it's in a hotwire match.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---144229_zps62f6e04c.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---144229_zps62f6e04c.jpg.html)
I spent the first half of this match having the trout beat out of me by the referee. I wasn't the LEGAL!!! person you see, and so the ref kept trying to get me out of the ring and kept trying to throw me out, causing me to get burned and bounce off. I was trapped in this cycle for some time. EXPERT PROGRAMMING SIR.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---145064_zps7c0fb941.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---145064_zps7c0fb941.jpg.html)
Finally I get into the match with my steel pipe... and thanks to the ref I'm already not in great condition. Thanks, dick.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---145202_zpsdf706843.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---145202_zpsdf706843.jpg.html)
Oh, and before I can do anything with it, the ref snatches the pipe off me and knocks me down with it. What the smurf :colbert:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---145920_zpsfc692e54.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---145920_zpsfc692e54.jpg.html)
nik0tine takes full advantage and whoops poor iamagod's ass.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---146430_zpse96aae4b.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---146430_zpse96aae4b.jpg.html)
iamagod manages to get a brief hold of the pipe and tries to cave in nik0tine's skull in a brave last stand.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---146430_zpse96aae4b.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---146430_zpse96aae4b.jpg.html)
Too little too late though.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---146511_zpse9c7c2e7.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---146511_zpse9c7c2e7.jpg.html)
God damnit, my belt.

You know what? smurf this trout. smurf General Chat and its bulltrout and godawful refs. I'm not going to get my agility up. Fire me. I'm going to see out the end of the month and then iamagod is out.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---167917_zpsa356878d.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---167917_zpsa356878d.jpg.html)
I feel somewhat betrayed. :(

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168483_zps8dc5c9cc.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168483_zps8dc5c9cc.jpg.html)
Oh wait, here's Lev now... telling me to become a bad boy.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168699_zps1017919f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168699_zps1017919f.jpg.html)
Join... Chuckle Nation? Ahhh! :love:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168842_zps4a6bb6e5.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168842_zps4a6bb6e5.jpg.html)
Hell yes. iamagod was originally a heel, I think Psychotic converted him to a face when he changed his outfit and now I'm back on the wild side.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168987_zpsa7eec42c.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---168987_zpsa7eec42c.jpg.html)
IMMEDIATELY after, ~*Celes~*~ corners me and tells me to stop being a heel all the time and to become a face xD This smurfing game. Seriously now. I told her to sod off. :)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---169926_zps7caf1420.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---169926_zps7caf1420.jpg.html)
What the smurf is nik0tine on about? You sodding won mate, look at that belt! Oh, and that handsome eyepatched man behind him? You better believe that is Psychotic's sexy referee outfit :love:

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---170862_zpsf2f916d6.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---170862_zpsf2f916d6.jpg.html)
Anyway, despite Levian beating TrollHunter with a flaming briefcase...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---172982_zps589e210f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---172982_zps589e210f.jpg.html)
...and some high-flying action...

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---172142_zps6117ac99.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---172142_zps6117ac99.jpg.html)
...the new badass team of Levian and iamagod gets their asses kicked. Ah well.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---174446_zpse364022a.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---174446_zpse364022a.jpg.html)
One last match in General Chat. See if you can figure out how it ended. I give absolutely no smurfs anymore.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---175065_zps1b5b86e9.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---175065_zps1b5b86e9.jpg.html)
http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---175176_zps838754af.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---175176_zps838754af.jpg.html)

Well, I don't care anymore. Goodbye General Chat and good riddance!

And as for you, Psychotic, I wish you the very best of luck in your Hall of Mirrors Match and I really hope nobody called Mulch runs in and beats you with a chair, you dick.

[Madame Adequate]

I wish I could've made a gif of this. He did the stupidest runny jig thing I've ever seen.

As possibly the only other person on the board who has played this I feel compelled to point out that however stupid you're imagining this to be, you're not coming close.


http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---167917_zpsa356878d.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/iamagod/iamagod-Feb-2014---167917_zpsa356878d.jpg.html)
I feel somewhat betrayed. :(

I actually laughed out loud when I saw this.

[Loony BoB]

Oh wow. Did not expect! What now for iamagod!?

[Psychotic]

Where should iamagod go next? The Lounge? #eoff? Final Fantasy? General Archive?

And I think he needs a new boo less outfit. Ideas welcome!

[Loony BoB]

I'm biased to #eoff, but if I had to choose one of the other groups I suppose I'd opt for Final Fantasy.

[Madonna]

The Lounge. It sounds like a place slackers would go to take it easy.

Is there a way to wear a leather studded shirt/jacket? Preferably open, to show off his muscles? Because we need something horrible, stat.

[Shorty]

I second The Lounge!

Got any neon green for the outfit?

[Jiro]

Look at the size of iamagod's package. That's his secret weapon for sure.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/iamagod/iamagod-Jan-2014---142841_zpsce254583.jpg

[Jessweeee♪]

Final Fantasy c:

[Psychotic]

Two for the Lounge, two for Final Fantasy! Anymore?

(Sorry for anyone who saw I had the last post and thought it was an update! But on the plus side I want to start playing and I need this info to do it!)

[Aulayna]

Man I've missed a lot.

[Pheesh]

I vote #eoff, he should bring his tag team and their fabulous name to the tag team division.

[Jinx]

Another vote for #eoff!

[Madonna]

You two are the wοrst help ever: you are supposed to break a tie, not make another one. If only someone strong, brave, and true would come and break us out of this conundrum.

[Pheesh]

I thought BoB voted for #eoff, doesn't that give us 3 votes?

[Jinx]

You two are the wοrst help ever: you are supposed to break a tie, not make another one. If only someone strong, brave, and true would come and break us out of this conundrum.

:elk:

[Iceglow]

## VOTE The Lounge.

[Madame Adequate]

I'll be damned if I'm allowing this to continue unimpeded!

##VOTE Final Fantasy

[Loony BoB]

My initial vote is indeed for #eoff, not Final Fantasy. That's "if I'm not allowed to vote for my own group" stuff.

[Ayen]

Three way tie, huh?

Then I break the tie with Final Fantasy. HURRY! Before somebody else posts.

[Raistlin]

I vote Lounge, if I can create another tie again. :p

Also I just caught up in this thread and about died on multiple occasions. This is hilarious.

[Night Fury]

Vote eoff!

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/eoff_zps41664682.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4606968_zps40a8468a.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4606968_zps40a8468a.jpg.html)
"Hi hi! After our hugely successful turn out at the Screen Name Tournament, I am delighted to announce our newest Superstar, Quin! Quin will be the number one contender for the vacated #eoff title belt."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4607919_zps24361427.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4607919_zps24361427.jpg.html)
"Thanks Loony BoB, it's great to be here you sexy beast! That time I spent locked in your basement with all of that hair you collected from dead women truly was a magical experience!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4608803_zps0e1bf15b.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4608803_zps0e1bf15b.jpg.html)
"Yes, well, enough about that. Anyway, the fight to decide who will face Quin begins today! I have a lot of names in mind, and indeed I keep most of you on my mind at all times, but for now, Foa will take on WildRaubtier!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4643920_zps391b0d0a.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4643920_zps391b0d0a.jpg.html)
I confess, I love foa's badass eyepatch.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4656661_zps93ee47d5.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4656661_zps93ee47d5.jpg.html)
WR likes it slightly less though. In fact, he dislikes it so much that he feels compelled to forcefully slam foa.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4644611_zps080a1e2f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4644611_zps080a1e2f.jpg.html)
foa's a strong and sassy lassy though, she aint gonna take y'all's jive. I assume this is how they talk in the Carolinas.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4664743_zps4a363ee5.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4664743_zps4a363ee5.jpg.html)
However, the Aussie launches a powerful airborne attack, that heavy frame crushing foa from a great height.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4686830_zpsf2ddc1ff.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4686830_zpsf2ddc1ff.jpg.html)
The match was decided at this moment though, foa tossing Cbc over her head and letting him fall onto the hard concrete below.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4679627_zpse8e60b44.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4679627_zpse8e60b44.jpg.html)
I don't quite know what she's doing here, but it looks decidedly unpleasant.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4708311_zps11c2926f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4708311_zps11c2926f.jpg.html)
So unpleasant that WildRaubtier lets out a yelp and taps out, giving foa the match!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Wonder-Square-3_zpsbdf125d2.jpg

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4727250_zpsd6ccd67f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4727250_zpsd6ccd67f.jpg.html)
That's right! The Wonder Square! That show you never watch! They don't even have belts, they just have a tropy, which Hypoallergenic Chie is the current holder.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4771523_zpsc8c070a5.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4771523_zpsc8c070a5.jpg.html)
He's doing a good job of defending it too, against our new wrestler ToriJ! That's right kids, post in my thread and you, too, can aspire to such dizzying heights!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4746621_zpsd44f5b0f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4746621_zpsd44f5b0f.jpg.html)
And come on, who doesn't love that pink ring?

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4750625_zps4fe6b893.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4750625_zps4fe6b893.jpg.html)
ToriJ is from DA STREETZ though and drop kicks HC outside the ring.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4759913_zpsa7a9f67f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4759913_zpsa7a9f67f.jpg.html)
And then he finds a syringe of smurf knows what and injects it into HC. Quite how this is a legal move in a federation for trainee wrestlers I don't know but there we are.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4769204_zpsa1001fbd.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4769204_zpsa1001fbd.jpg.html)
Whatever it was, it clearly has had a major effect on HC, as he is now very easy to finish off.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4764910_zps58edd70a.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4764910_zps58edd70a.jpg.html)
ToriJ claims the trophy... but he's not finished yet.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4728881_zpsa4714d7f.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4728881_zpsa4714d7f.jpg.html)
"It seems to me that we are wasted on the Wonder Square, HC. Those old timers clogging up the higher divisions need to get out of our way, for the new breed is coming."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4729835_zpsf3c56a88.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4729835_zpsf3c56a88.jpg.html)
"What say you, HC? Will you join with me and show the world that the times have changed?"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/General-Steve_zps9a8fe3d2.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/General-Steve_zps9a8fe3d2.jpg.html)

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4442302_zps4810ab47.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4442302_zps4810ab47.jpg.html)
"YEAAAH YEAAAAH! Awight everyone, it's me, Steve, ain't it? Yeah yeah! With da Pauw 'avin' been injured by da Loony BoB, and I TOLD him, you KNOW I told him 'Pauw you aint no match for da Loony BoB, are you? You should let me fight him, I fought six tigers once so a kiwi aint nuffin is he? hehehe!" but dats not the point. Dan is in da Japan celebrating his tournament win so with dem two gone, oo do you fink dat leaves in charge? Dass right! It's Steve's time now! YEAAAAAAH YEAAAAH!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4441427_zps6c69d1cb.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4441427_zps6c69d1cb.jpg.html)
"Anyway da first match we will be 'avin' involves every woman in da General Chat. Dey will fight against each ova to decide oo is going to be me queen aren't dey?"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4440948_zps307d32e4.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4440948_zps307d32e4.jpg.html)
"I will also be doing da commentary on dis match, won't I? Yeahhhh yeaaahhhh! Anyway we ave Clo, *~*Celes*~*, Nikki, Pike, Faris and Freya all competin' to be me best bird! Ooh I can't wait!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4443945_zps0367493c.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4443945_zps0367493c.jpg.html)
"Anyway da wules are dat it's an elimination match so every bird has to be eliminated to decide who's the slag and who's got swag, hehehe yeah yeah! Anyway pinfall, submission and going over the top rope all count as da elimination. So it's sort of like a mini Royal Rumble, aint it? In me maff!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4447952_zpsd38633f6.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4447952_zpsd38633f6.jpg.html)
"Anyway da match gets off to a really massive start, don't it? All da girls clearly want to be me bird, which is to be expected of course."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4449354_zpsae188da7.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4449354_zpsae188da7.jpg.html)
"As an extwa incentive I told them that the losing birds would ave to eat me poo to gwow big and stwong - sort of like da Popeye wiv da spinach but weally its more like da Poopeye YEAH YEAH hehehehehehe"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4452436_zps8bf4efca.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4452436_zps8bf4efca.jpg.html)
"Yeah yeah! Da Freya 'as been eliminated within a minute! Hehehe dat girl probably ate too much KFC didn't she? Hehhehehe YEAAAAAH YEAAAAH!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4453275_zps3fc241db.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4453275_zps3fc241db.jpg.html)
"Yeaaaaah yeaaaaah! Its a big fackin pile of birds oo all want me to shag dem aint it? Pauw would neva ave dis many birds after him. SHAT AP PAUW AWIGHT JUST SHAT AP. Do a little poo."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4457644_zps5ebce51e.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4457644_zps5ebce51e.jpg.html)
"YEAH YEAH LET ME LIE ON TOP OF YOU AND RUB YA KNEES! And dat is Aulayna eliminated!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4461151_zps9292b45e.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4461151_zps9292b45e.jpg.html)
"Nikki too, she clearly did not want to be me bird enough. Dats awight, dawlin', only da best bird gets to be Steve's missus. Yeah yeah!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4464732_zps51cc921a.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4464732_zps51cc921a.jpg.html)
"Da Aawon Fweed isn't a twue ladies man like me cos he's only got four birds there. I only once managed to get less than five birds on a night and dats the night I went into cardiac arrest isn't it and besides I still shagged like three nurses in da morning anyway so piss off pauw just piss off nah."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4470470_zps94f51286.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4470470_zps94f51286.jpg.html)
"Da Ashwey has been taken out too. Das right Clo just rub her little ginger head in yer melons before she goes. Mmmmbrrrrrrr!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4487694_zps476383f8.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4487694_zps476383f8.jpg.html)
"HEHEHEHEHHEHEHE YEAAAAAH YEAAAAAH DATS WHAT IT TAKES TO BE ME BIRD! Queep."

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4509980_zps0ac3cfa3.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4509980_zps0ac3cfa3.jpg.html)
"Oh my god you guys heheh you guys she is totally eating her flange aint she? Yeah yeah! I'm feeling odd tingles in me panties aren't I? Yeah yeah just do a little one dawlin', a little slobbery one!"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4517049_zpsb397db00.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4517049_zpsb397db00.jpg.html)
"PIKE SLAPS DA CLO! Pike is gonna be me bird! HAHAHAH where is da Huxwey? I need to let him know who da real man is. Well, he pwobably alweady knows it after I shagged his mum too but dere is no harm in telling him some more is dere?"

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Screenshot---4517618_zps3d5c2e56.jpg (http://s788.photobucket.com/user/somesortofwalrus/media/Screenshot---4517618_zps3d5c2e56.jpg.html)
"Ere, Pike, why you prayin' dawlin'? Are you prayin' to be able to keep up with me later? Don't worry dawlin', no bird is able to, I'm da best in da business, aren't I? YEAAAAAH YEAAAAAAH! Pike is now my babes, pmsl x"

[DK]

yes.

[Jinx]

Iceglow and Pike Cutest Couple December 2013

[Jessweeee♪]

dat baby-q

[Ayen]

The game doesn't do too well with red hair, huh? You're closer to my real appearance than I really care to admit, though.

And I so WOULD take out a syringe in the middle of a match and conspire against the old guys.

[Jinx]

I thought you were a girl, ToriJ...

[Iceglow]

I've gotta say, you're a total wankstain Paul. But I love you too much. And like I'd ever say the word flange?

[Ayen]

I thought you were a girl, ToriJ...

Lots of people make that mistake, all the way back to my days as a child when I had long hair. Don't look at me like that, it was the nineties! Long hair on a boy was totally acceptable.

I explained this in my introduction and thought I had male on my profile but I forgot to fill that out entirely. Oops.

[Aulayna]

I see I'm becoming the person who loses everything :colbert:

[Iceglow]

I see I'm becoming the person who loses everything :colbert:

That means you want to be my missus? ;)

[Aulayna]

I see I'm becoming the person who loses everything :colbert:

That means you want to be my missus? ;)

I don't think I've hit rock bottom, yet.

[Iceglow]

I see I'm becoming the person who loses everything :colbert:

That means you want to be my missus? ;)

I don't think I've hit rock bottom, yet.

Oh it's not rock bottom to be my missus... I think that's Cuch's missus.

[Psychotic]

Steve is an up and coming powerhouse in the world of wrestling and is now manager of General Steve. He even has a federation named after him! What other men can say that?

You'd all be very lucky to be Steve's Queen imho.

[Pike]

Iceglow and Pike Cutest Couple December 2013

No.

Also :monster: on the jumbotron is great.

[Cuchulainn]

I see I'm becoming the person who loses everything :colbert:

That means you want to be my missus? ;)

I don't think I've hit rock bottom, yet.

Oh it's not rock bottom to be my missus... I think that's Cuch's missus.

Aw, look at you trying.

[Madonna]

Would it be too much to ask for Iceglow's lines be recorded via Vocaroo and shared?

[Iceglow]

Excepting that Paul's "impression" of me sounds absolutely nothing like me. Trust me there's no smurfing way in hell I could work in a smurfing call centre with a voice like that. Hell if it was accurate I wouldn't have to deliberately put the tone on when being self deprecating

[Jinx]

I dunno. I've heard your voice, and I've heard his impression many, many times...it's pretty spot on.

[Pheesh]

Tara says the same thing mate, she swears by Paul's impression of you.

[Night Fury]

It's so dead on. I've often wondered if Iceglow is actually the alter-ego of Psychotic, because sometimes I can't even believe you're real.

[Psychotic]

Me and Dan once said we have two Steves - the real one and the character we made. It was just a funny way to wind him up by doing dodgy impressions and saying he does ridiculous things like wearing hats made of poo or something. I think he's genuinely only ever said "Yeah yeah" like once or something to tell you the truth. :p

Steve usually takes it in good humour (and is happy to dish out abuse too!) but I think that's easier to do when it's just me and Dan ribbing him rather than the whole forums. I do still love the character of Steve and think our little knee-licking creation is hilarious and the voice is fun to do - and Steve himself loves to do the voice - but if that leads to the real one feeling bad then I can't really justify continuing with it in this thread.

[Jinx]

How funny would it be if he did work at a call center with that sort of voice, though?

[Psychotic]

So, you jerks wanted three different federations? As it happens, the game almost gave you what you wanted. iamagod joins Final Fantasy with a snazzy new outfit and some stat boosts!

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/Final-Fantasy_zps305f2d8e.jpg

Oh and while I've been trying to keep iamagod's career in line with the events in the main storyline, things have diverged a bit too much so just accept he's in an alternate reality!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Feb-2014---196939_zpsfd0f25fe.jpg

This wonderfully purple woman is Elly.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Feb-2014---197359_zps53f6139c.jpg

Welcome to Final Fantasy indeed! SLAM!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Feb-2014---197868_zpsd8bb27dd.jpg

Oh yeah, and I hope you guys like his new Hulkamania outfit :shobon:


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Feb-2014---198633_zps773de464.jpg

The match finishes rather quickly, with our boy landing his special, a sitting powerbomb.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Feb-2014---200003_zpsc1ee12d2.jpg

After the bell, trouble starts! Elly begins smacking him in the face! Ahhh! Cheat!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Feb-2014---200151_zps7940b46e.jpg

iamagod is not one to stand for this sort of chicanery, and does what he does best: Stomping on women's heads.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---200961_zps41cf1253.jpg

Quite bloody right too! Cheat! Take that!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---202868_zps7557226e.jpg

Sam will be pleased... or will she? You see, this match isn't going to happen.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---203018_zpsb656cad1.jpg

lonny bob and his new bride want to sign me. Also is it me or how narcissistic is Daniel Towns to make himself both manager and champion? For what it's worth, look, there's two little pictures of me in the corner!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---203238_zps64146c97.jpg

Old Man Mulley wants four grand for me.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---203899_zps30561e12.jpg

I get choice over contract terms - the only one I really want is 100% Creative Control. This means no more stupid boob outfits. Not that I mind, but I really like the Hulk Hogan ensemble I have made!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---204091_zps421c581e.jpg

One match - my career in Final Fantasy certainly lasted long! Oh boy, how exciting to join such a major promotion! How will the fans react to my switch?


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---205232_zps29b0d818.jpg

...it's probably just a coincidence.

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/eoff_zps41664682.jpg

http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---204273_zpsb5420ec6.jpg

WildRaubtier certainly cleans up nice! He's even cut his hair!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---204459_zpsce8a4aa2.jpg

Oh go on then. Incidentally, what a lovely walrus picture :)


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---205540_zpsa7559cce.jpg

Lonny bob has been busy in the acquisitions market, signing Calliope and now obtaining someone from the Archives. ...wait a minute, is he building up a New Zealand supremacist army?


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---205983_zps7fdf47ff.jpg

I think he's trying to be The Rock and failing spectacularly.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---206059_zps9074d38a.jpg

Another one of lonny bob's acquistions is Hypoallergenic Chie - and I am fighting him in the story's Screen Name Tournament.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---206157_zps07d28d5d.jpg

I don't feel particularly intense, I have to admit.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---206424_zps95d62529.jpg

Oh how embarassing, we wore the same hair to the prom!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---208725_zps37ad3697.jpg

Well, I'll show that hair thief a thing or two!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---207297_zps9169af29.jpg

"Oh man your butt smells really good! What lotion do you use?"


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---209257_zps04cf904a.jpg

Victory in our #eoff debut at a PPV - life is good for our wrestler right now!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---209988_zps2e7b5246.jpg

Uh oh, looks like there's in-fighting in the kiwi ranks.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---210396_zps3125e1f2.jpg

Agent Proto shows up in a god damn snazzy suit. Seriously. What a badman.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---210501_zps143db607.jpg

April 1st...? Wait a minute, this isn't one of those monumental breakdown in staff protocol incidents again is it?


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---210985_zps82f79097.jpg

He initally challenges me to a Hair vs Hair match - for those who don't know, the loser has his head shaved. Now look, no offence Jeff, and I can say this as another person whose wrestler uses the hairstyle "receding" - but iamagod has a hell of a lot more to lose than you.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---211032_zpse2a838bb.jpg

I switched it to a minefield match. I do not know what a minefield match is, but it sounds like hilarity will ensue. And someone dying, I hope.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---211337_zps482e95a3.jpg

WHOA. WHOA. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. WHOA. That is Happy Noodle Boy. That racist thug! Look dude I'm not even Asian I'm a guido I'm just really tanned!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---211442_zpsa0b82486.jpg

I tell Phil where he can shove it. :)


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---211579_zps8b363f4c.jpg

I have to wonder if an Asian killed his family while he was a child or something. Dang, yo. That's some hate.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---211899_zps32df9e8a.jpg

He then attacks me backstage. Seems to me you're the one who's a long way from home, sunshine.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---212170_zps97628369.jpg

Then I caved in his racist skull with a pipe. I enjoyed it a lot. :)


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---212610_zpsac0c6e87.jpg

After about a minute, the game told me I won. I am not sure what I did to win but hopefully I have conquered racism once and for all!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Mar-2014---212733_zps0e0ed46c.jpg

I should think so too! :colbert:

[Loony BoB]

What the smurf, Phil. If/when Phil recovers, I want him in a lopsided match against every Asian wrestler on every roster. I'm pretty sure they'll all want a piece of him.

KICK RACISM OUT OF FOOTBALL PHIL

[Jinx]

Is this where HNB and PG now fight?

[Loony BoB]

Oh, that's actually a great idea. Peeg is in The Lounge, though. I'd have to speak to Murd and see if something can be arranged. I did just buy Calliope off them... maybe they'll have Mr. Racism in return.

[Psychotic]

Phil Suarez.

But yeah that completely blagged me. Random racism out of nowhere, what the smurf xD It wasn't even a storyline, it was an actual coworker being a racist dick. That is way too heavy for this dorky game to throw out there. "oh yeah, whoop his ass, that'll solve that problem!"

[Pheesh]

This is what happens when you make my character not tanned enough and give him an atrocious haircut, he starts acting all kinds of cray. I laughed quite heartily though, even when I was being beaten with a pipe.

As an aside, I wasn't aware my character had a championship belt.

[Psychotic]

That's the tag belt. I think on career mode you never lost it... you racist!

Also honestly the character editor on this isn't great! I do what I can but everyone ends up looking dumb regardless. You'll all see when I release the mod!

[Pheesh]

Everyone stop calling me racist. I'm not racist, my girlfriend is English.

[Loony BoB]

She's certianly not Asian, though, right Phil!?

[Jinx]

I mean, I knew that Australia has a lot of Asian immigrants, but really...

[Psychotic]

http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/somesortofwalrus/eoff_zps41664682.jpg


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---187034_zps8046974c.jpg

Hahahaha. Fool's Gold Reunion.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---195020_zps186eb63a.jpg

Phil-gate rumbles on in the EoFF Press as much as it has in this thread!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---187806_zpsb8ed0d35.jpg

And now time for iamagod's Minefield Match with Agent Proto! And I guess that explains what a minefield match is - a ring filled with dynamite. Alright, sounds like a lark. Let's do it!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---188287_zps103ebeb0.jpg

Quick draw! Proto's speed can't match iamagod's - as he kneels down to pick up some dynamite, iamagod has already launched a flaming missile at him.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---188193_zps3f6d2d7a.jpg

BOOM! Hahaha!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---188550_zpsaf39abf6.jpg

This is a lot of fun. It's not really a traditional wreslting match at all but it's a nice change of pace as a one-off.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---188335_zpsed19ed2f.jpg

Even the ref is joining in!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---190479_zps5612b6a8.jpg

Why, it's even fun to nail Proto with this stuff without lighting it! Look at dat ickle face :3


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---188954_zpsaa5bd5a4.jpg

Oh, oops, looks like I nailed myself with it too! Oh well, I'll probably be oka-


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---193481_zps9be1b46c.jpg

Oh shit.


Yes, iamagod has just lost an arm, and Agent Proto has just lost a leg (as well as a couple of fingers). You thought wrestling was fake? You thought that it was all staged? Well so did I actually, welp.


Both men lie on the floor, screaming in agony. The ref doesn't seem to care and the clock continues to count down. As the grievously injured wrestlers drag themselves to their feet (well, foot in Proto's case) iamagod realises what he must do.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---193757_zpsad2b5978.jpg

Win the god damn match, of course! ONE ARMED TORNADO DDT, WHATTUP PROTO :cool:


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---192360_zpsd410c361.jpg

Half my moves don't work anymore, but that's okay, I can still do acrobatic flips onto your face!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---192566_zps307d4acd.jpg

Proto manages to slam me somehow though, fair play really.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---193941_zps5a2181b1.jpg

Still, it was only going to end one way - you know what they say about one-legged men in ass kicking contests!


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---194015_zps481c686e.jpg

...does he, though? Does he? Oh well, I guess he must now follow the path of Jaime Lannister, Luke Skywalker and Luke Skywalker's dad.


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---194415_zps7867905a.jpg

...does that mean his leg will regrow in seven weeks, or...?


http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---195080_zps91d50861.jpg

Yeah Proto, you big jerk, that was all your fault! :irked:


(fyi on the ads, I can't do much about those at the moment - I do also make fun of BoB, Raistlin, Shorty, Quin and even Ultima Shadow with them so I'm sharing the love around. I just don't want to focus exclusively on him if that's a problem!)


So, uh. Career mode may have hit a bit of a snag. :shobon:

[Jinx]

Ha, I love that Proto lost a fucking leg and he continues to fight, and will be back in the ring in seven weeks. Damn, Proto, you're a BAMF.

[Loony BoB]

Oh my God I

[Værn]

http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab196/morewrasslin/iamagod-Apr-2014---193481_zps9be1b46c.jpg

Oh trout.

"'Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch? Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't!"