View Full Version : What are you in for?

Grim Reaper
10-30-2013, 06:04 AM
I don't know nothing, I just work here.

How did you die?

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-30-2013, 06:18 AM
I was dragged here against my will and forced to participate. But I like it.

I think I have Stockholm Syndrome.

10-30-2013, 08:05 AM
And without you is how I disappear.

10-30-2013, 11:33 PM
I fell off the toilet and hit my head on the tp dispenser. :(

10-31-2013, 12:49 AM
I ignored a chain email. I should have just forwarded D:

10-31-2013, 01:10 AM
i spoke to death before i died. litterally. he just showed up in my thread all boss like. there was not much i could do. i made the mistake of killing his brother in castlevania i guess?

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 01:31 AM
You are a special case, little ghost. And don't worry about Harold, he knew the consequences of his actions.

Madame Adequate
10-31-2013, 02:09 AM
So there I was in my underground command center when suddenly there's Russkies everywhere. I had to kill myself and have the body burned to stop them displaying my corpse in Stalingrad or something. :(

10-31-2013, 02:15 AM
Theres things that I have done you never should ever know!

10-31-2013, 02:29 AM
Sometimes curses come back when you least expect them.

10-31-2013, 02:44 AM
Suicide by bow?

I Took the Red Pill
10-31-2013, 02:47 AM
Pop Rocks and Coke

10-31-2013, 04:46 AM
Not looking before I wandered into the street. :(

A Pint of Quinness
10-31-2013, 05:06 AM
I started playing Candy Box.

10-31-2013, 05:11 AM
welcome to hell quint ;-;

A Pint of Quinness
10-31-2013, 05:15 AM
This isn't Hell. This is the Underworld. Where are all the sexy leather vampires?

10-31-2013, 05:18 AM

A Pint of Quinness
10-31-2013, 05:19 AM
No, the sexy ones.

10-31-2013, 05:19 AM
I overdosed.

10-31-2013, 05:21 AM
No, the sexy ones.

I've only got banshees or harpies left. How about one of those?

A Pint of Quinness
10-31-2013, 05:22 AM
Y'know, I didn't realise that was a spoiler and I can't open it anyway. I just assumed you were referring to yourself.

10-31-2013, 05:28 AM
That's awful! :aimmad:

Agent Proto
10-31-2013, 05:34 AM
What the hell did I do to deserve this? I did nothing wrong to belong here!

Grim Reaper
10-31-2013, 05:35 AM
I just follow orders.

10-31-2013, 05:36 AM
It's okay Proto. You don't need to lie to us here. We're all at the end together!

Agent Proto
10-31-2013, 05:37 AM

10-31-2013, 06:35 AM
I just assumed that it was overdue billing for cheating death nine years ago.

10-31-2013, 06:43 AM
I don't know. I didn't even know I was dead. Never was that observant.

10-31-2013, 09:29 AM

10-31-2013, 12:07 PM
The last thing I remember is the sound of scissors and and evil giggle

10-31-2013, 02:33 PM
I just couldn't accept that Matt Smith is leaving Doctor Who in December.

10-31-2013, 03:01 PM
That's awful! :aimmad:

If it makes you feel any better, I much prefer you over what you did post. :colbert:

Lone Wolf Leonhart
10-31-2013, 04:07 PM
The last thing I remember is the sound of scissors and and evil giggle

Sounds like an average day for your roommate.

10-31-2013, 09:07 PM
That's awful! :aimmad:

If it makes you feel any better, I much prefer you over what you did post. :colbert:

oh thank you, sweetness :heart:

10-31-2013, 11:36 PM
I took a nap and then woke up dead. I have various theories that all point towards Freddy Krueger.

Ultima Shadow
11-01-2013, 02:07 AM
"I see dead people!"

"That's because you are in
the underworld, dumbass."

"Hold on... I don't remember dying.
And besides... why are you here?"

"Ah, I'm just paying uncle Grimmy a visit.
We both have a thing for chess, you see.
As for you... you are currently having a
near-death experience. One so great, it
has temporarily brought you here."

"W-what happened? I have no
wounds. Did I get poisoned?"

"No. I tied you to a chair and made you
watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory.
Your soul left after approximately 8 minutes."

11-01-2013, 03:45 AM
so i am not the only one who find the big bang theory over rated? xD

11-03-2013, 05:52 AM
Did you not know that I was the walking dead?

11-03-2013, 02:17 PM
I don't know how I died.

11-04-2013, 06:17 PM
i died being trampled and licked to death by 200 puppy's... it was worth it

11-07-2013, 07:24 PM
I was trampled by a herd of gophers. The hole thing was a terrible experience.

A Pint of Quinness
11-08-2013, 02:13 AM
That sounds awesome.